Month: May 2020

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Memes That Explain What’s Going on During These Trying Times

Raise your hand if your year is going exactly how you’d planned. If any of you have your hands raised right now, I have a long and very important series of questions, such as “How?” and “What are you hiding?”

I don’t think any of us are living the dream right now. But we are living the meme, by which I mean that there are, at least, some good memes to be had from this situation.

15. Like a good neighbor

She sounds hideous.

14. Follow your dreams

Anybody with a sweet dirt bike can’t be doing that bad.

13. Face your fears

But what if my nose itches?

12. Progression

I’m doing great, why do you ask?

11. Job search

“What would you say is your biggest weakness?”
“WHAT?”

10. In the money

Wow thanks I’m set for life.

9. One leg at a time

Yeah this is gonna be an uphill battle.

8. Food therapy

The hunger knows no bounds.

7. Get with the times

Gotta keep up with current trends.

6. In hiding

It puts the Gatorade in the basket.

5. Flying low

Well well well, how the turntables have…

4. Midnight snack

Whatever, nobody’s looking.

3. Happy hours

It’s always 5:00 now.

2. I not OK

(I promise.)

1. Proceed with caution

I’ve always been more of an indoor human anyway.

Hope these made you feel a little better about your day and your situation. Hang in there, we got this!

How are you holdin’ up?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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A Woman on Tinder Is Using Only ‘Twilight’ Quotes and the Results Are Pretty Funny

You might have heard of a little thing called Twilight – the books, the movies, or both. It’s been in the news again, as the author, Stephenie Meyer, is planning to release a long-awaited 5th book, Midnight Sun, in August 2020.

Which is to say, millions of people all over the world love Twilight and everything connected to it – but most people don’t go so far as to quote it exclusively on their Tinder profiles.

And I mean…based on these responses, you don’t really do it if you want to pique people’s interest, either. At least, not based on these 8 examples.

8. He bugged right the heck out.

Guy has no time to suffer fools.

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7. This guy definitely thinks a lot of himself.

I have to wonder whether or not its warranted.

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6. I’m guessing she just didn’t have time that day.

I’m surprised she has time any day.

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5. This dude just really wants some Thai food.

And also, oddly, to know where she lives.

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4. But the clear winner is this guy, who quoted Twilight right back.

I mean, I don’t know if he’s a WINNER but he’s a winner.

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3. This guy is a pretty good sport.

She should go out with this one.

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2.

1. He’s willing to play along.

Also he listens to J Timberlake, so, win.

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I guess this is what happens when you get on Tinder but don’t really care what comes of it?

Which I mean. Is probably the best way to do Tinder, right?

What do you think? Would you do something like this on Tinder? Let us know in the comments!

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10 Times People Should Have Known Who They Were Talking To

There’s a great second-hand embarrassment/thrill that comes from watching someone speak very confidently with no idea how hard they’re about to be shut down because they don’t know who they’re talking to. The internet is full of these, though largely in screenshot form, since the embarrassing messages are usually deleted. But a few live on.

Enjoy these 10 examples of people who really should have just stopped talking.

10. “You have never read an issue”

Dana Schwartz is a writer, whose work includes multiple Marvel comics.

9. “How the hell would you know?!”

Stephen King…wrote The Stand.

8. “If I even play Playstation”

Shayna Moon is a video game producer, known for her work on God of War.

7. “What’s your source.”

Dr. Theresa Tam is…well, read to the bottom.

6. “Rethink my analysis”

Emma Ritch is a feminist writer and activist.

5. “I wonder what he’s up to these days”

Tony Hawk is, of course, the world’s most famous skateboarder.

4. “Told me not to bother them.”

C.B. Cebulski is Editor-in-Chief for Marvel Comics.

3. “Band wagon”

Benson Mayowa is an NFL defensive end, who at the time of this tweet was playing for the Dallas Cowboys.

2. “Not left wing”

Eric Umansky is a deputy managing editor of ProPublica.

1. “You’re very good at swimming you know”

Lizzie Simmonds is a British Olympic swimmer.

Remember, the next time you feel like shooting off at somebody on Twitter, maybe make sure you know who you’re talking to. You don’t want to end up on a list like this.

What was the biggest time you put your foot in your mouth talking to someone?

Let us know in the comments.

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Funny Times People Didn’t Realize Who They Were Talking To

Some people have their favorite story about the time they ran into a celebrity. But probably not many of them proudly tell the story of the time they ran their mouth off without realizing who they were talking to and got burned.

When it happens IRL, we have to rely on reports from those who experienced the interaction. When it happens online, the embarrassing message in question usually ends up getting deleted. But sometimes, out of either negligence or a simple acceptance of their fate, they’ll leave their infamy intact for all to see.

Enjoy this gallery of 10 times people had no idea who they were talking to.

12. “You a good skater?”

Tony Hawk is literally the most famous skate boarder in history.

11. “The title hasn’t been announced yet”

Dude apparently didn’t realize he was talking to the official Star Wars Twitter account.

10. “An old white male’s mansplanation.”

Ed Solomon wrote Men in Black (and a bunch of other movies).

9. “You’re pretty good”

Meredith Strömberg is a stand up comedian.

This is apparently the joke in question, btw:

8. “Get bent, Cleese.”

John Cleese is…well, everything he mentions here.

7. “hey cool shirt!”

Mark Hoppus is the bassist/co-lead vocalist for Blink 182.

6. “Here for the conference?”

David Chilton is a finance author.

5. “Stick to feminism”

Mona Eltahawy is a journalist and social commentator.

4. “I came across your music”

Annie Lennox is a 4-time Grammy winning artist.

I think I'm in with a chance ??!!!

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3. “Instantly becomes a political expert”

Tom Morello, in addition to being a member of Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave, also has a degree in Social Studies from Harvard.

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2. “Who’s lab are you in?”

Linda Columbus is a PhD in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology.

1. “Oh, thanks.”

Mara Wilson is the actress who played Matilda.

If you happen to run into someone famous or noteworthy, here’s hoping you get like, a nice picture out of it, instead of an embarrassing story.

What’s your big celebrity citing story? Did it go well for you?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny Memes About How We’re All Stuck Inside the House for Now

“How long is this thing gonna go on for?”

I’m sure you’ve said this to yourself over and over and you’ve heard it from your family and friends lately.

Yes, this situation is totally miserable and tragic. BUT, we all have to remember to try to maintain a positive attitude and to remember that we will come out on the other side of this thing eventually.

And we can always distract ourselves with laughter, right?

Damn right!

Here are some funny memes about tweets about being locked down that we think will make you laugh.

Enjoy!

1. Loadin’ up on those carbs.

Don’t look at me like that…

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2. This is a great (and true) meme.

2020 sucks so far…

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3. An interesting look, for sure.

But, you might as well put the bags away.

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4. That is a LIE.

This isn’t going very well, is it?

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5. It’s like having a split personality.

It just depends on the time of day, honestly…

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6. They’ve noticed that you haven’t been around for a while.

Same with the folks at Spencer’s Gifts.

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7. They can’t see it anymore!

You know the look we’re talking about.

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8. This is life the time being.

Which one describes you most of the time?

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9. A daily struggle.

It takes anywhere between one and four hours.

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10. You’re living like a king!

For now, that is…

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11. They’re pretty confused.

You guys doing okay in there?

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Hey, let’s hear from all the readers out there?

How are you passing the time when you’re stuck inside?

Talk to us in the comments and you’ve seen any really funny stuff lately (memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc.), please share them with us in the comments!

Stay safe out there!

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Roommates Who Are Trying Really Hard Right Now

Roommates. You can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em, because you’re way too poor to get your own place, am I right?

A lot of roommates are in a severe love/hate relationship right now, as a complete lack of absence makes the heart grow steadily more annoyed. That “spacious” apartment starts to feel a lot smaller when none of you ever go anywhere else.

The upside is, a lot of it is very funny.

15. The Hunt

If you drink booze on Easter is it Easter Eggnog?

My roommate picked up 2 cases of wine for me yesterday, proceeded to get blackout drunk and think it was Easter. I came home after work to find that he hid all 24 bottles through the apartment and he doesn’t remember where they are. Time for adult Easter egg hunting I guess ??‍♂️??‍♂️ from funny

14. Accidentally pwned

Maybe you should just switch over to playing Sorry.

13. Trash bash

It’s a sign.

Boyfriend’s roommates won’t take the trash out from funny

12. Kitchen trippin’

So apparently all I need to do to make my apartment less gross is get some psychedelics.

11. Business on top

Party on the bottom.

My roommates zoom meeting attire from funny

10. Listful thinking

Make sure you check it twice.

9. Buggin’ out

It’s April, fools.

Made a little paper cutout to give my roommate a good scare. April fools y’all. from funny

8. Distance cake

Whatever you do, for the love of God, don’t blow on it.

My roommate sang happy birthday from the other room after gifting this to me from funny

7. Flip the switch

Has science gone too far?

6. Safety first

I love you, you’re filthy, go clean.

Roommate framed a reminder at the front door from funny

5. Roll with it

Kinda rude to flaunt your wealth like that.

My roommates mom gave us an Easter basket full of toilet paper. from funny

4. iPhone X

I’m sure it’ll be patched soon.

Roommate said he’d fix my phone while I was at work. Thanks mate! from funny

3. Can’t handle it

Absolute classic.

Roommates getting bored during this quarantine. from funny

2. GTFO BF

Have you no standards at all?

1. Realization

Somewhere out there, someone is telling stories about you.

If you’re living with a roommate, cut ’em a little slack right now. No living arrangement is perfect, and we’re all just trying to make it through the day.

Also if my roommate is reading this: DRINK ANOTHER ONE OF MY DIET COKES AND I WILL LITERALLY MURDER YOU, I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.

What’s your weird roommate story?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes and Tweets That Are Funny Enough to Give Us a Jolt of Energy

What was that?

Did you just feel that?!?!

I sure did! I got a huge JOLT of energy after reading these hilarious tweets and memes. It doesn’t happen very often, but when it does, look out, friends!

Are you ready to get zapped with humor?

Let’s get it started!

1. What do you think you’re doing?

The look of disapproval is strong with this one…

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2. Come on Freddy, you can do it!

Don’t forget to pursue your own dreams, people!

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3. Yup, I still do…

You have to check just to make sure.

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4. A lot of middle fingers.

Just remember, tomorrow is another day.

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5. Don’t even go there.

You expect me to actually work?

6. That’s the only acceptable answer.

Vanilla Ice will NEVER go out of style. Got it?

7. Whoops. Sorry about that.

Happens all the time.

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8. No more eye contact.

Time to teach him a lesson.

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9. You did what you had to do.

You have to make choices in life, right?

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10. Time to be a home-wrecker.

Just insert yourself RIGHT into the picture.

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11. She’s the spirit animal of many people.

Going her own way.

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12. Does this look familiar?

I think it does…

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Okay, now it’s time to relax after all that excitement…

Do you think you can help us out with a favor?

In the comments, please share a meme, tweet, joke, or a photo that you think is funny.

We believe in you!

Now, make us LAUGH!

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Things People Probably Shouldn’t Have Texted to Their Boss

There are pros and cons to living in our connected world. With greater ease of instant communication comes more of a chance that we’re going to accidentally misuse it; like, say, sending your boss a text ABOUT your boss that you MEANT to send to your girlfriend and now you’re not sure if you’re still going to have a job tomorrow. Oops.

I need some kind of app that asks me if I’m ABSOLUTELY SURE I meant to send my message to certain contacts. We all need it.

Here are 13 examples of exactly why we all need it.

12. Can’t handle it

Why would you text this to your boss?

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11. Love is love

Clearly someone hasn’t read the handbook on office romance.

10. A reasonable request

Did you mean to say that?

9. Sass

I’m gonna need some popcorn to watch whatever happens after this.

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8. Sick of your crap

Some details maybe don’t need to be shared with anyone at all.

7. Don’t show weakness

Look we’re all thinking it but don’t say it out loud.

6. Texts from last night

Texting your boss should require a breathalyzer.

5. Self-evaluation

It’s always worse when there are pictures involved.

4. An adorable mess

Who could possibly be offended by this?

3. Happy birthday?

I don’t know who’s in the wrong here but it’s all-around miserable.

2. Party time

Hold on, why does your boss call you “Peewee?”

1. Behind your back

I wouldn’t count on that vacation.

Let this be a cautionary tale to us all. Maybe change your boss’ name in your contacts to just “CAREFUL!”

Have you ever done something like this?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny Times People Accidentally Texted Their Bosses

There was a time when you only spoke to your boss face to face, or maybe, occasionally, over an inter-office phone system. For most of us, that’s long gone. The people we work for, or at least the ones we work immediately under, are generally accessible through a few twitches of the thumb on our smart phones. This can be really handy. It can also be super annoying and potentially dangerous.

Like in these 12 examples of times people definitely shouldn’t have texted their bosses, but did. (Pro tip: depending on what device you’re viewing this page on, you may have to click on the tweets to see the entire screenshot.)

12. Loving matrimony

This is the start of a beautiful relationship.

11. How do you really feel?

Cause I’m losin’ my sight, losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me I’m fine.

10. Burn

Geez, she could have at least been nice about it.

9. Cat calling

I am dying to know how this went.

8. Welp

That’s one way to get it done, I guess?

7. Shannon panic

That’s no way to speak to your boss.

6. Two modes

The feeling of being late on the train is the worst thing in the world.

5. Butt of a joke

So you’re just packing up and moving out of the country now, yeah?

4. Copy

Who…who was this supposed to go to?

3. Sleep-texter

I think your phone is possessed.

2. 100% chance of heavy no

We really don’t see enough sleeveless suits on television.

1. Blocked

Anyone who sends these texts should be fired, regardless of where they send them.

If you’ve got a good boss, maybe send ’em a quick text telling them you appreciate them. If you’ve got a bad boss, maybe just never text them ever to be safe.

Have you ever been in a situation like this?

Tell us what happened in the comments.

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These Posts Will Bring Back a Lot of Memories

Some memes flare and fade, with a brief moment in the spotlight before disappearing from our memories.

Then there are “I’m this old,” or “I’m this many years old,” which I predict is going to be around for awhile. Maybe forever.

These are 13 that are sure to bring those memories flooding back.

13. I have never seen this before now.

And I’m really, really sad about it.

12. I had forgotten this, but I definitely owned it.

This story could not be contained on one VHS.

11. Wow, how are you still alive?

Seriously, this is like…WWII stuff.

10. Those labels are all properly stained up.

Those tapes were well-loved, y’all.

9. My cousins ate some of these once.

Smoke came right out of her nose!

8. There was nothing better than a Lite Brite.

Those lights got really hot, but I’m sure it was fine.

7. I am older than this. Womp-womp.

And also insanely jealous.

6. You weren’t cool unless you had an assortment.

And if you bought the off-brand, they cut you!

5. Teachers were not playing around!

And yes, we were scared of them despite the colored folders.

4. The absolute best part of recess.

Unless it was dodgeball day.

3. If there was a museum for my childhood.

And there should be, because it was a long time ago.

2. I have a feeling that “juice” should have been in quotes.

Which is probably why they were so delicious.

1. What even was the point of these?

Except to keep us busy for hours so our parents could have some time to ourselves, of course.

I am definitely some years old – some older than these pictures, some younger – and I actually loved the trip back through time.

How old are you, in one image? Share one in the comments!

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