Sometimes, I get the overwhelming urge to annoy the life out of my cat. Occasionally she seems appreciative of my over-zealous love, but mostly regards me as a nuisance. I wish there was a way to explain to her that she’s just too CUTE and FUZZY and ADORABLE to be left to her nap in peace. But she doesn’t get it.

That’s the struggle humans have to face with their cute animal encounters. It’s gotta be perplexing when we suddenly run after them and scoop them up while babbling baby gibberish. The good news is, you can do your babbling from afar using this list of adorable animals from around the web. No petting, unfortunately, but it’s the next best thing.

Let’s take a look at these cute creatures and if you don’t want to meet them all after going through these posts, well, you have no heart.

12. Put the massage on my bill

He loves his daily beak pets from aww

11. How to litter-box train your dragon

Close enough from aww

10. Murder floofs need love too

Zane isn’t a fan of the social distancing rules from aww

9. Hey! Rhino that guy!

Happy to see you from aww

8. Spot the cute

Dalmatian Momma with her pups from aww

7. One man’s trash panda is another man’s treasure panda

A young trash panda leisurely taking advantage of the quarantine from aww

6. How does this game instantly turn into a bath?

Baby cheetah does sneak attack on mom from aww

5. Can’t hide, can’t count, still a good doggo

Trying to play hide and seek with my dog, but she gets just TOO EXCITED when I spot her lol from aww

4. I demand an explanation

My mum washed all the dogs toys. And now he wont come in the house without them. from aww

3. If I fits, I slips

My mom adopted a cat that brings her slippers to her every morning. I didn’t believe her until she got it on camera finally from aww

2. The baby is hongry

I melted from aww

1. This has my seal of approval

Getting up in the morning from aww

Thank you to all the people of the internet for sharing their adorable floofs and chonks with us. Please give them all extra pets on our behalf.

Do you have a pet? How do they respond to your love?

Tell us in the comments.

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Funny texts have a way of brightening our day at exactly the right time.

You’re down and out and then BOOM, you get a good one from a friend.

Or maybe someone forwards you a really ridiculous one that makes you shake your head and laugh.

Here are some funny text message exchanges that we think you’ll enjoy.

1. A lot of this going around.

Time to play with the toilet again…

Bruh…. quarantine got the wife bored. pic.twitter.com/zIaPO8sM1I

— Alejandro (@_alejandro512) March 19, 2020

2. Ouch….burn!

You have to give her some credit on this one.

haven’t spoken to my ex in 3 years but she felt the need to come into my life & ruin my peace this saturday pic.twitter.com/0yNUdsZER2

— yeet lover’s pizza (@chunkyfila) March 28, 2020

3. There’s a virus?

He clearly has his act together.

My mom texted my idiot brother to check in with him. Ladies and gentlemen…I cannot make this shit up: pic.twitter.com/ySYkJqsoKd

— Billy (@badboybmar) March 15, 2020

4. Get it together, Mom.

Funny for us, though!

My 71 year-old mother just discovered text dictation pic.twitter.com/feXoxUE2oA

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) March 27, 2020

5. What is that?

A nice gesture…I guess…

men ???? pic.twitter.com/beVUcT5xHT

— abi (@abishenton) March 1, 2020

6. How much info do you want?

That escalated quickly.

When you download Tinder to try chatting to people in Wuhan… and your commitment to the story is thrown into question. pic.twitter.com/h79wyXmH2L

— Isobel Yeung (@IsobelYeung) March 10, 2020

7. Let me pencil you in…

Got to have something to look forward to, I suppose.

Isolation Day 6. I’ve had enough pic.twitter.com/tm2fdvqJ1Z

— Brad (@rate_brad) March 28, 2020

8. He nailed it!

Another zinger from your crazy uncle.

look at what my uncle just texted me pic.twitter.com/y91KPGbGPw

— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) March 13, 2020

9. A nice effort.

But…they’re clearly over it…

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look at how far we've come so fast

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10. Cut to the chase.

Might be a gold digger.

pic.twitter.com/iYidtA3G6g

— Colyn (@colynelliott) March 25, 2020

11. Still laughing.

Shot down in a hurry!

I’ve been laughing about this for two days straight. pic.twitter.com/YNSuMptnmF

— Natalia Antonova (@NataliaAntonova) March 10, 2020

Yeah! That’s the good stuff!

What’s the most ridiculous text message you’ve received lately?

Tell us all about it in the comments, please!

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It’s time for a pick-me-up.

No, not a drink. I’m talking about a pick-me-up of the humorous variety.

And they will be presented to you in the form of memes.

How does that sound?

Great, let’s start now!

1. Here it comes again.

Sometimes, there’s no escape.

2. Like a video game.

Or an action movie…

3. Haha, I know, right?

Wait, what are you saying…?

4. Looks legit to me.

I used to do this, too. It’s okay, kid…

5. Get in order.

Isn’t this delightful?

6. Ding Dong Ditch.

You mean I can do that for a living?

7. A little art history humor.

Listen to Nelly on this one.

8. Total exhaustion.

It’s almost nap time.

9. Not worth it.

I left the house for this?

10. Let’s get you out of here.

Another awkward one-night stand.

11. Not so fast.

Be careful what you wish for…

12. This is the best meme of all time.

In my humble opinion…

Those memes are DY-NO-MITE!

Don’t you agree?

Let’s keep the good times rolling!

Share a funny meme, joke, or tweet in the comments so we can all continue to have a hearty laugh.

Please and thank you!

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I need to laugh right now.

And laugh, we will, friends!

Because we have some really great memes in store for you that we are 99.9999% sure will make you chuckle.

Let’s begin!

1. Kind of like this…

Leo nails it again! Thank you!

2. You just have to.

Admit it, you do it, too… don’t you?

3. Dive right in!

I do feel sorry for the bull, though… but… not really.

4. Here, here!

Does this sound familiar? Well, does it????

5. The good old days.

If you were rockin’ the 64 box, you were the shit! If not, you were not the shit.

6. Please stay away!

Touching is not allowed.

7. Let’s break it down.

The scariest thing out there.

8. How did you let this happen?

Never coming back from this.

9. So did I…

One of life’s great letdowns.

10. That’s not a good sign at all.

Eat the weed!

11. Not going so great.

This is a really, really, really bad omen.

12. You mean this?

And then she left you. For good.

I’m laughing! I’m really laughing! I’m really, really laughing!

Phew! I needed that…

In the comments, share the last thing that really made you LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF! Other than all of these, because we know they did.

Deal? Deal! Let’s see what ya got!

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You owe it to yourself to be happy and laugh…at least sometimes. And we want to help you have a good time!

So what do you say? Let’s do it now with some hilarious memes and tweets!

3…2…1…GO!

1. Toxic gas.

We can’t be friends anymore.

2. Why do you deserve them?

No more for you!

3. True love.

Together forever!

My husband just called me bat shit crazy… after 22 years of marriage, he finally knows me

— Momma G (@TheOnlyMommaG) April 17, 2020

4. I support this 100%.

No more humans!

I ask my students to send me photos of their dogs doing class work. It’s an under-appreciated photography genre. pic.twitter.com/oxXFicXmue

— Marie-Amélie George (@ProfMAGeorge) April 15, 2020

5. You said what?!?!

She just started a war.

Men are moodier than women.

I said what I said.

— Jess Who?! (@jesswho82) April 16, 2020

6. You’re looking at the baby.

Give all of it to me!

i’m baby pic.twitter.com/zB0Uqh8WKr

— buns iverson (@FranziaMom) April 16, 2020

7. You should totally listen to them.

Whatever you do, don’t listen to the experts.

I know the CDC and WHO seem pretty concerned about COVID-19, but some of my friends that got straight C's in high school told me it's actually not a problem at all and just part of the illuminat's election year disease initiative, so I don't know who to believe.

— Matt Austin (@MattC_Austin) March 13, 2020

8. The future looks great!

350 million bread experts.

The year is 2022. Only 8 people have jobs BUT we all know how to make focaccia bread.

— jae. (@JaeFiasco) April 15, 2020

9. Not a fan of that word.

Apparently, neither is this cat.

10. You interrupted my bath.

That kid will be just fine.

"yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid." pic.twitter.com/g3BKz2eHvp

— pauline (@iicywifey) June 30, 2019

11. Oh, I wasn’t going to move…

Forever and ever and ever and…

I like it when they put 'the end' after a movie, so that you know not to stay sat in your seat for the rest of your life.

— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) May 2, 2016

12. Just in case they’ve never been to a movie before.

Mansplaining at its absolute worst.

(to my date after each preview at a movie) the actual film will be much longer than that

— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) May 2, 2016

Funny stuff! No doubt about it!

Now we want your help!

In the comments, please share a funny meme, tweet, or joke so we can all keep this laughter-train headed in the right direction.

Please and thank you!

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It seems like every day is verrrrrrrry looooooooooong at the moment…

I guess that’s what happens when you’re forced to stay home and the only place can really go is to the grocery store. But we want to help make your days go by a little more quickly. And we think laughing at funny memes will do the trick!

Here are some great ones for you to enjoy!

1. It’s your fault!

I bet this has happened to you before…

2. Help a brother out.

We could all use a little right now.

3. Don’t beat yourself up about it.

I did something similar the other day…

4. Which one are you?

I think I’m “Lawful Evil.”

5. Decisions, decisions…

Maybe a mix of both?

6. Summon the Gods for help.

You really don’t need any more DVDs.

7. Your new friend.

He runs the place.

8. Creepy work by the kid.

Be wary of this one…

9. But, I didn’t even search for it.

They are mind readers.

10. It just doesn’t seem right.

A major lack of dicks.

11. The new normal.

Just go with it for now…

12. Gee, thanks a lot…

Getting your ass kicked by the real world.

13. Have you ever noticed that?

A very strange phenomenon.

14. That’s nice of you!

Going the extra mile.

Okay, that made the day seem a little bit shorter! At least it did for me…

Do us a favor and talk to us in the comments!

How are you holding up? How are you passing the time?

We look forward to hearing from you!

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I don’t think that a lot of us realized how hard it would be to truly not be able to go about our business in public for weeks on end. It’s different somehow when one CHOOSES to be alone most of the time, and quite another when you’re told you must maintain distance.

Also, not being able to see the small circle of people you’d like to is obviously different.

Luckily, we still have Twitter, and people are really busting out their best comedy in response to (another) week without interpersonal contact.

17. Are we going to forget how to friend?

Assuming we knew how to do it to begin with, of course.

When they open outside, we're going to be so weird with our friends.

— Simi (@SympLySimi) April 16, 2020

16. Is that…a pot lid?

This outfit looks like something that would protect you against Ebola.

I miss outside pic.twitter.com/Kpf14I2QCM

— Knock Star (@lilknockstar) April 12, 2020

15. The world’s best or worst luck?

You decide, A**man.

well my new license plate came in today… wish i could say i paid extra as some sort of sick joke but no. i just so happen to have the worlds worst luck. pic.twitter.com/AFdj4zkJXN

— liza (@lizardwt) April 6, 2020

14. It doesn’t even matter anymore.

Also, please do not get on a scale. That doesn’t matter right now, either.

The line between snack and meal has never in history been this blurred

— Kyle (@KylePlantEmoji) April 11, 2020

13. It’s hard to care what you look like, full stop.

Except when you’re staging a selfie, obviously.

why would I ever take the medicine in animal crossing? I don’t care what I look like to these animals

— chrissy teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 16, 2020

12. Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally.

It’s there…just sitting there like this big dead end!

me (23 years old): im almost 30

— rat mic ? (@sliccmic) April 10, 2020

11. Salty and sweet is what makes the world go ’round.

And also snacks. Definitely.

I’ll tell you what it’s been nice to not have the “did I shut my straightener off” panic every day

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) April 16, 2020

10. Because sleep is, for some reason, tough.

What’s happening? What did I miss?

me coming back to twitter after closing the app 10 seconds ago https://t.co/Gh6uulOOaE

— Claudius (@xclaudius) April 12, 2020

9. This is how to put social media to work FOR you.

This whole thing is making us take crushes and relationships slower and that is great.

It’s amazing how it only takes one Instagram post to make your crush on someone go away

— Whitney Cummings (@WhitneyCummings) April 16, 2020

8. It had better be where your butt is, too.

But hopefully not where the murder is happening.

Home is where the heart is. Also everything else for the foreseeable future.

— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) April 17, 2020

7. It’s a hard question to answer.

First, you have to know how you feel, and…yeah.

If anyone figures out the right answer to “how are you doing” please let me know.

— PJ Vogt (@PJVogt) April 15, 2020

6. Any girl will do.

We’re all the same, right?

pic.twitter.com/oXcnhtLtzr

— George Civeris (@georgeciveris) April 16, 2020

5. I’m sure you have some kind of skill.

How to make excellent drinks, perhaps?

Feminism taught me that I didn’t need to learn how to cook, clean, or sew to have value as a woman and now I’m like ok then what else do I have to offer my bunker?

— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) April 12, 2020

4. Man, they had some killer nail salons back then.

But otherwise, yes, I imagine this is accurate.

Mary Magdalene seeing Jesus resurrect pic.twitter.com/qtNi33ty1S

— Evan Botkin (@EvanBotkin) April 12, 2020

3. Better check and make sure you’re not still paying for it.

god I really miss my gym that I hadn't started going to yet but totally was gonna

— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) April 16, 2020

2. There are new rules in the world.

But still…don’t do this.

scrolling through a girl’s Instagram all the way back to the first post counts as watching a movie

— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) April 15, 2020

1. Honestly I am all in for this life.

But also I would like to be able to occasionally pawn my kids off on other people.

ok, so one observation i had today: everyone is turning into hobbits during quar — we’re baking breads & listening to little melodies & getting hairier & our neighborhoods are the shire & we go on our little walks through the shire & head home to our breads & plumpen our bellies

— Megan Neuringer (@MeganNeuringer) April 14, 2020

 

I’ve worked from home for five years and I regularly break plans just because I don’t want to go, and still…I would like this all to be over.

How are you coping? Let us know your secrets in the comments!

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Are you ready for a big smile? Are you ready to laugh?

I think we can help you out in that department!

Here’s a collection of funny tweets that we think will put a BIG smile on your face.

Enjoy!

1. Not naming it. 

Not a fan of ships.

ME: *smashes bottle into a ship*

MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it?

ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships

— Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 18, 2016

2. My girl now.

She’s clearly in love with you.

if she’s your girl why did she just just tell me to have a good day after ringing me up at old navy

— viking (@notviking) August 15, 2018

3. It has to be one or the other.

This is on point.

People say we're in a "golden age of television" but I disagree. We're in a golden age of photoshopping Waluigi into places Waluigi wouldn't normally be. It can't be the golden age of two things.

— Jordan Morris (@Jordan_Morris) August 13, 2018

4. Human girls…

They sound totally normal to me.

Cop: so are you guys in some sort of polyamorous sex thing?

Raphael: what? no we're brothers.

Cop: oh. It's just with the matching outfits I thought-

Leonardo: no we like girls. human girls

Cop: is that… is that less weird?

— skoog (@Skoog) August 7, 2018

5. For the youngsters.

She has her finger on the pulse here…

listen up teens theres nothin "meme" about smokin cigarettes. its not "netflix and chill" to take a drug. fidget spin yourself into church

— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) May 29, 2017

6. Just trust the dog.

He’s doing good work.

People: why do dogs bark at the mail man every single day

Dogs: the mailman has literally never gotten in how do you not see what I'm doing

— Jake (@dubiousrhetoric) November 19, 2016

7. Tell the truth!

Don’t lie to Susan, okay?

A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “NO HE’S NOT!” Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.

— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) April 3, 2014

8. Making tacos?

What do you think yours will be?

What's your skill that will make you most useful in an apocalypse? Mine is dying immediately

— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) May 30, 2017

9. HUGE fan.

A real sports nut.

[me, watching sports] ah yes, go ball

— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) May 28, 2017

10. Here is fine.

I’m a fan of the soft landing.

Why do people always want to "take it outside?" If I'm gonna get knocked out, I want it to be on carpeting.

— Josh Peck (@ItsJoshPeck) May 26, 2017

11. Million-dollar idea.

You are a genius, my friend.

Shazam but for identifying how old this leftover piece of pizza is.

— will of the wisps (@upsidedowntrash) May 22, 2017

12. Those were the days…

Things have really gone downhill.

I miss the days when FarmVille updates were the most offensive thing you could post on Facebook

— Jensen Karp (@JensenKarp) May 26, 2017

That’s better! I needed some laughter today!

Now we want to hear from you!

If you’ve seen any humorous jokes, tweets, memes, etc. lately, please share them with us in the comments.

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