Your Kids Can Burn off Some Energy by Playing Jump the River

Are you looking for a new way to keep the kids entertained at home (or, more likely, a way to burn off some of their seemingly boundless energy)? It’s time to bring back the old playground classic, Jump the River.

Don’t remember how to play this physically and mentally stimulating game? We’ll give you a refresher.

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All you need are two sticks or something else to create two parallel lines — a handful of rocks placed in a row, two bits of string, sidewalk chalk, tape, etc.

  • Place the sticks a short distance apart from one another (a few feet should do the trick to get started).
  • Then, tell your kids a story about a tumultuous river or a stream of lava that they must safely cross.
  • One by one, point to each child to indicate that it’s his time to jump over the river. They must land safely on the other side, or they’ll get swept away by the current (or whatever fits into your whimsical story!).
  • If someone jumps and fails to get both feet to the other side, they’re eliminated from the game.
  • Keep playing, widening the distance between the sticks each time the entire group has finished jumping.
  • Eventually, when just one boy or girl is left standing, you’ll be able to crown a winner.
  • Be sure to complete your fictional narrative about the brave adventurer who managed to safely jump over the widest river or lava stream and complete their epic journey. And maybe reward the victor with a snack.

You can tailor the game to help kids improve certain skills like balance and agility. For example, you can require kids to land on just one foot while keeping the other in the air, which really tests their balancing abilities. Or, consider jumping off one foot and landing on the other foot. The options are pretty limitless.

Even older kids like to get in on the action, provided the game is challenging enough:

Sometimes the best games are those that don’t require any technology, involve a great yarn and tucker kids out all at the same time. Jump the River does just that, so be sure to add it to your roster of kid-friendly games for the next time your crew gets bored.

You might even find yourself with a burgeoning long jumper on your hands, like this little girl:

What was your favorite game to play on the playground or in PE class as a kid? Have you tried teaching any of these games to your children?

Let us know the answer to both questions in the comments!

We love a good dose of nostalgia.

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Really Dumb Things That People Have Said on Twitter

You have to believe that people must realize that the things they say on any social media platform could be recognized and then included in an article like this one.

And then they will carry shame for the rest of their lives…

Like a scarlet letter.

These folks definitely DID NOT think before they tweeted…

1. Sounds delicious!

2. A new, exotic country.

3. Must’ve been a miracle.

4. It’s my life!

5. But they will turn 10…and 20…and…

6. Be very careful.

7. Are you in Mensa?

8. Solid logic.

9. I prefer the Michael Wave.

10. They sound delicious!

11. The DiCaprio?

12. That’s a great question…

Wow…

Remember to think before you tweet, okay?

Have you ever slipped up like this on social media and then felt kind of dumb about it?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Hilarious Tweets That We Think Are a Real Hoot

Are you ready for this?!?!

I’m talking about yet another round-up of hilarious, random tweets for your viewing pleasure!

So what do you say? Are you ready?

Let’s get started!

1. The smoking toilet.

2. Just make any kind of list…

3. JUST END IT.

4. Same here…

5. This will be great.

6. Good boy!

7. I remember it well…

8. This is really not good.

9. A dark turn of events.

10. What to do?

11. This is all of us right now.

12. Hunt that kid down.

13. I kind of like this.

Those sure gave me the kick in the pants that I needed today.

How about you?

Have you seen any other funny tweets or memes lately?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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Hilarious Tweets About the Magical World of Chuck E. Cheese

We’ve all been to Chuck E. Cheese at some point.

Actually, you’ve probably been there at two different points in your life. First when you were a kid and then when you were there with your own kids or maybe a younger sibling or niece or nephew.

The point is, we’ve all done our time at this classic American pizza and entertainment destination and that’s why these tweets will be very funny to all of us.

All praise Chuck E.!

1. I can’t wait!

2. He used to be pretty tough.

3. Not that hard…

4. Get rid of the children.

5. Sir, you should leave.

6. This kid needs a break.

7. Not at all.

8. Scarred for life.

9. Can’t intimidate her.

10. Yes, we are.

11. This shit is deep.

12. The “E” is for Entertainment.

By the way, did you know about the information in that last tweet? That blew my mind!

Have you been to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant lately? If so, tell us about it in the comments!

We haven’t been in a while and we want to know if it’s still a blast!

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Funny Tweets About Going to Therapy That’ll Make You Laugh…And Then Cry

I think EVERYONE should go to therapy at some point in their lives.

It’s very beneficial to talk to a complete stranger about your problems because it helps to vent and you know they’re going to give you the straight dope about what you need to hear to improve your life in a variety of ways.

But we can also laugh at going to see a therapist as well!

Here are some funny tweets about that glorious practice that is going to see that special someone to get it all off your chest.

1. Totally normal.

2. You’re part of the family now.

3. I don’t care about that.

4. Always the same.

5. That won’t matter.

6. Now’s the time to act.

7. Get the ball rolling.

8. Now what?

9. Stop that now!

10. Let’s talk about your mother.

11. How does this work?

12. Like déjà vu.

13. Daddy issues?

Ahhhhhh, now I feel as light as a feather.

How about you? Have you been to see a therapist? Was it beneficial?

Talk to us about it in the comments!

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Funny and Painful Jokes About Life After College Graduation

I feel sorry for kids getting out of college these days. I graduated a while ago and the economy was doing pretty well and jobs were plentiful.

But today?

There’s a ton of uncertainty and it’s really tough out there!

Here are some painful yet funny tweets that sum up life these days after getting out of school.

1. Welcome to Moe’s!

2. Didn’t take too big of a leap.

3. Sounds like a blast.

4. Isn’t that your everyday life?

5. Here it comes.

6. You have three choices.

7. A whole new ballgame.

8. That’s a great plan.

9. You were WRONG.

10. A lot of crying going on…

11. Packing on the pounds.

12. Ain’t that the truth?

13. Didn’t quite work out how you thought it would…

As the saying goes: “Adulting is hard.”

We want to hear from you! Have you graduated from school in the last couple of years? How did it go for you once you got out into “the real world”?

Talk to us in the comments!

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