Are you ready for this?!?!

I’m talking about yet another round-up of hilarious, random tweets for your viewing pleasure!

So what do you say? Are you ready?

Let’s get started!

1. The smoking toilet.

My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school. pic.twitter.com/tG92vJPOtR

— Matthew Berry (@MatthewBerryTMR) March 19, 2020

2. Just make any kind of list…

*quarantine day 6*

roommate: should we make a list?

me: of what?

roommate: anything really…

— mary beth (@marybethbarone) March 19, 2020

3. JUST END IT.

Side effect of quarantine is it's really hard to end phone calls. Twice today I almost said "okay I have to run" before realizing there is nowhere to run to

— Jeff Kasanoff (@JeffKasanoff) March 18, 2020

4. Same here…

Tested positive for missing the homies

— lluvia (@Youveeuh) March 16, 2020

5. This will be great.

I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to change my Netflix password so my ex can’t use it anymore and it doesn’t really get much better than a national lockdown

— mil♡ (@amelianashh) March 16, 2020

6. Good boy!

Me in quarantine sending my dog to get me hot Cheetos pic.twitter.com/1Avx0JMlLo

— Nancy (@Wtfnancyison) March 19, 2020

7. I remember it well…

y’all remember going out to eat? that shit was mad fun

— SQØØF. (@xsqoof) March 22, 2020

8. This is really not good.

COVID-19 has successfully stopped the beat https://t.co/0oYIxGecYm

— shea (@bwayshea) March 22, 2020

9. A dark turn of events.

My dad just walked into the room looking sad as fuck with his fists closed and said “I just realized my office plant is gonna die” bc he’s working from home LMAO pic.twitter.com/jEziCQQXnY

— E.L. ★彡 (@eliseIau) March 21, 2020

10. What to do?

When you love eachother but you’re also both nature valley granola bars. https://t.co/xK5PAZbake

— lena (@coochiepotpie) March 21, 2020

11. This is all of us right now.

Day 5 in quarantine: pic.twitter.com/vUKNxHgpMc

— Tati ❁ (@_ttgm) March 21, 2020

12. Hunt that kid down.

today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time i fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said “what season is it?? fall?” i pray that he’s dead every single day

— ahmad the activist (@uhhhhmad) June 17, 2018

13. I kind of like this.

ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. pic.twitter.com/a5ZDWyJiK4

— 'difficult for no reason' (@katydeedonnelly) September 25, 2017

Those sure gave me the kick in the pants that I needed today.

How about you?

Have you seen any other funny tweets or memes lately?

Share them with us in the comments, please!

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We’ve all been to Chuck E. Cheese at some point.

Actually, you’ve probably been there at two different points in your life. First when you were a kid and then when you were there with your own kids or maybe a younger sibling or niece or nephew.

The point is, we’ve all done our time at this classic American pizza and entertainment destination and that’s why these tweets will be very funny to all of us.

All praise Chuck E.!

1. I can’t wait!

Hi, welcome to Chuck E. Cheese.
Everything is visibly dirty and our mascot is a rat, eat some pizza near a sneezing child.

Come on down for some rat pizza at our child casino.

— JaK (@MrxJAK) March 3, 2020

2. He used to be pretty tough.

I liked Chuck E. Cheese better when he looked like he might microphone-whip a kid at any goddamn moment and then put out his cigar on their dad. pic.twitter.com/dhp3c3ctpf

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 13, 2019

3. Not that hard…

My life can be hard, but obviously not as hard as the dad who just yelled, "FIVE SECOND RULE!" in this Chuck E. Cheese.

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) February 9, 2018

4. Get rid of the children.

Mannn Chuck E. Cheese need to just become a pizza place fuck them kids

— Pre (@__Preee) February 12, 2019

5. Sir, you should leave.

PLAY THE HITS, NO ONE IS HERE FOR YOUR NEW STUFF!!

-Me, drunk, yelling at the Chuck E. Cheese band.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) August 17, 2019

6. This kid needs a break.

[1986]

Chuck E. Cheese commercial: Where a kid can be a kid!

6-year old investment banker: Finally

— He Called Me Quarantinehorn (@WhatsAGreenhorn) March 11, 2020

7. Not at all.

whoever started chuck e cheese was like yooooo little kids are def gonna fuck wit this scary ass mechanical rat

— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) January 2, 2019

8. Scarred for life.

my childhood was over at age 6 when I saw chuck e cheese outside for a smoke break

— Nicollette (@nicburgs34) August 26, 2015

9. Can’t intimidate her.

You think you can scare me? My first job was at Chuck E Cheese. The ball pit changes you.

— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) October 9, 2019

10. Yes, we are.

Date: You said we were going to an Italian restaurant with live music.

Me: *holding open the door to the Chuck E. Cheese* We are.

— Alex Tolerico (@AlexTortellini) October 15, 2019

11. This shit is deep.

"Their lifeless eyes failed to conceal a profound sadness. Terrifying that even an animatronic band seemed to grasp the cruelty of being forced to portray life while not being granted it. Also the air hockey table was broken."

– Werner Herzog's Yelp review of Chuck E. Cheese

— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) September 7, 2019

12. The “E” is for Entertainment.

Whenever I'm sad, I remember that Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese. pic.twitter.com/j91LQycJIY

— Amy Dracula (@amydracula) June 4, 2017

By the way, did you know about the information in that last tweet? That blew my mind!

Have you been to a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant lately? If so, tell us about it in the comments!

We haven’t been in a while and we want to know if it’s still a blast!

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I think EVERYONE should go to therapy at some point in their lives.

It’s very beneficial to talk to a complete stranger about your problems because it helps to vent and you know they’re going to give you the straight dope about what you need to hear to improve your life in a variety of ways.

But we can also laugh at going to see a therapist as well!

Here are some funny tweets about that glorious practice that is going to see that special someone to get it all off your chest.

1. Totally normal.

My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

— chillmarillion (@yellowcardigan) March 6, 2019

2. You’re part of the family now.

my therapist just referred to her therapist as my grand-therapist . trying to process.

— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) October 30, 2019

3. I don’t care about that.

My therapist: you are worthy of love
Me: yeah but am I hot

— Ex_Wife_Material (@thepplsbottom) March 10, 2020

4. Always the same.

When my therapist asks how my anxiety level has been pic.twitter.com/icsTPFV9Ea

— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) December 16, 2019

5. That won’t matter.

told my therapist i was hesitant to start antidepressants bc of the sexual side effects and she said “do you even have enough sex for that to matter” and long story short im currently headed to walgreens to refill my prescription

— grant (@TakeForGrantd) November 26, 2019

6. Now’s the time to act.

does anybody wanna apologize to me before i start talking about u to my therapist

— paola (@out8frage) January 23, 2020

7. Get the ball rolling.

y’all are like “omg i wanna see men in crop tops! more men wearing eyeliner!” well u know what i wanna see men in?? therapy. learn to process ur emotions please

— sadu (@tittykarela) June 19, 2019

8. Now what?

When you make a breakthrough in therapy pic.twitter.com/QozYKdpxEJ

— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 7, 2019

9. Stop that now!

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: so no one told you life was gonna be this-

therapist: no

me: *quietly clapping 4 times*

— nicole (@anistonily) July 17, 2019

10. Let’s talk about your mother.

I told my mom I’ve been exercising 2-3 times a week which is a lot for me but instead of acknowledging this small miracle she said I should exercise every day if I want to lose weight faster and it’s good cause I was running out of stuff to talk about in therapy.

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) March 2, 2020

11. How does this work?

currently learning how to love myself in therapy. been about a week since my last self-loathing thought and honestly it feels like my brain has been replaced with a candle what the fuck do people that like themselves think about all day

— rob (@robwhisman) February 22, 2019

12. Like déjà vu.

reopening the book on age old traumas to work thru them in therapy and realising they’re actually very similar to recent traumas you experienced with the same types of people pic.twitter.com/m5t4ulJOT6

— choo (@chootalks) February 8, 2019

13. Daddy issues?

me: idk i have nothing to talk about
my therapist: pic.twitter.com/e2kfcQVRBk

— Emily Annette ❁ (@emllyannette) May 26, 2019

Ahhhhhh, now I feel as light as a feather.

How about you? Have you been to see a therapist? Was it beneficial?

Talk to us about it in the comments!

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I feel sorry for kids getting out of college these days. I graduated a while ago and the economy was doing pretty well and jobs were plentiful.

But today?

There’s a ton of uncertainty and it’s really tough out there!

Here are some painful yet funny tweets that sum up life these days after getting out of school.

1. Welcome to Moe’s!

What post-grad actually looks like pic.twitter.com/5KgY3GfBOu

— ya boy (@yaboyjaeb) June 21, 2019

2. Didn’t take too big of a leap.

My post grad life:

**Replaces homework at Starbucks with online shopping at Starbucks**

— Shay Little (@Shay_M_96) May 21, 2019

3. Sounds like a blast.

Me and my gals in college: yaaaas let’s drink this BAG of wine & go DAAAANCING

Me and my gals now: Ok so what you are experiencing is repressed trauma and what im about to guide you through is called dialectical behavior therapy

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 7, 2019

4. Isn’t that your everyday life?

For Halloween I’m being a slutty post grad who has work in the morning

— Big Tucson Dad (@BigTucsonDad) November 1, 2019

5. Here it comes.

Until that Post Grad depression hits you from every angle https://t.co/YPpbOMU9F4

— Insert Name Here (@PureSavagery95) October 17, 2018

6. You have three choices.

me considering my many options post-grad https://t.co/OLuXbVoQ3i

— Judith Butler has joined the Zoom (@garbii93) December 11, 2019

7. A whole new ballgame.

things nobody tells you about post grad: you now have to figure out men’s ages by looking at their linkedin profiles and calculating how many years have passed since they finished college

— ashley aka bestdressed (@bestdressed) September 1, 2019

8. That’s a great plan.

i have no post grad plans so i am moving across the country for the next boy who is nice to me please hit my dms

— b (@doyalikebaileys) April 29, 2019

9. You were WRONG.

me, in college: i can't wait until i graduate and never have to do anything last minute again!

taxes: GUESS AGAIN PUNK

— fwong (@fwong) April 18, 2017

10. A lot of crying going on…

Me before college vs me now pic.twitter.com/8aHxaPi0Jt

— Gavin (@GavinChapman_) December 11, 2019

11. Packing on the pounds.

me before & after college https://t.co/9fZrJZ65KR

— bailee p (@bailee_pihlblad) December 24, 2018

12. Ain’t that the truth?

It’s crazy after college you enter the real world. Just you and your debt. You’re all a loan

— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) April 27, 2018

13. Didn’t quite work out how you thought it would…

Me: [after college graduation] I will leave the world a better place than I found it
Me: [now] basically a hermit who only likes 4 people and laughs at their own jokes

— meh (@bonehugsnirony) January 24, 2018

As the saying goes: “Adulting is hard.”

We want to hear from you! Have you graduated from school in the last couple of years? How did it go for you once you got out into “the real world”?

Talk to us in the comments!

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