Month: April 2020

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Funny ‘Delete Their Number If’ Tweets That You Should Check out

Sometimes, you need to clean house.

No, I’m not talking about your actual house, I’m talking about deleting contacts in your phone from people who you just need to delete OUT OF YOUR LIFE.

This could be for a bunch of different reasons and that’s where the hashtag #DeleteTheirNumberIf comes in…

I think these are hilarious AND accurate.

Let’s take a look.

1. It’s all their fault!

2. Run away. Quickly!

3. Let’s move on.

4. Probably can’t trust them.

5. I need a favor…

https://twitter.com/RubyNoblle/status/1237335333290770432

6. Can you buy me dinner?

7. Getting ghosted.

8. This drives me INSANE.

9. Cool. Nice. Uh huh…

10. Don’t let anyone drag you down.

11. We’re all busy.

12. Gonna need a little more than that.

See what I’m talking about?

We all need to get rid of the waste once in a while…

How about you?

Have you had to delete some numbers and cut some folks out lately?

Tell us about it in the comments!

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These Animals All Freaked out When They Saw Their Reflections

If you spend time with an animal, you’ll realize that they get pretty freaked out by their own reflections.

They just don’t understand mirrors, okay?

Which is good for us humans because we get to see all kinds of hilarious scenarios play out.

Luckily, these people had their cameras handy and captured some comedy gold.

1. I’m staying right here.

2. What is going on here???

3. Get him, Ziggy!

4. These photos are great.

5. Cat fight!

6. Staring contest.

7. Looking to you for guidance.

8. Perfect timing.

9. He is all riled up.

10. Fighting with the tub.

11. Dagger paws.

Hahahahah. Never gets old!

If you have photos of your pets doing this, please share them with us in the comments!

We’d love to see them!

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People Talked About How Much They Love Their Dogs and It Is Wholesome

The connection between humans and dogs is wonderful. If you’ve owned a dog before, you know that animal would follow you to the end of the world if you asked it to.

That’s why saying goodbye to our dogs is so difficult when that sad time comes.

But when they’re here with us, it’s our duty to give them the absolute best life possible and to shower them with love and affection.

And that’s exactly what these folks are doing.

1. That’s a very smart move.

2. Makes everyone happy!

3. Because you love him.

4. Missing that pooch.

5. Same here.

6. That’s a good life plan.

7. Keeping tabs.

8. This is 100% correct.

9. She’ll forgive you.

10. You’re on your own.

11. You’re doing a great job!

12. I would’ve done the same thing.

13. Funny how that works…

I’m a huge dog lover and these tweets put a huge smile on my face.

Do you have a pooch (or maybe multiple pooches) at home?

Share a photo of them and tell us their name in the comments!

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Dog Owners Giving Their Pooches Human Hands Are Hilarious

We’re all bored right now, being holed up in our houses and all…

So what to do…?

I know!

Make a video or take a photo with your dog so it looks like they have human hands! Yes!

We found the cure for boredom! Let’s see what people are coming up with!

1. Just enjoying some watermelon.

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Mood: the bafflement of this chocolate Lab

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2. Are you hungry?

3. I need a piece of cheese.

4. A deep thinker.

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#dogswithhumanhands #staffylove

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5. Can I help you?

6. This is magnificent.

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GIVEAWAY TIME! ☺? As you know I have been invited to participate in this years Melbourne Dog Lovers Show! In the meantime I'll be practicing my 'Sefies' to have with you! I have 3 x double passes to giveaway for your chance to come give me a cuddle! To enter you must be following me, TAG one friend you would love to bring & comment a funny nickname you have given me! A few names people have given me in the past are Teddy bear, Chewbacca & Fluffbutt. The more funnier the better! ? Competition ends 29th April 11:59pm EST. Only open to Melbourne residents. Winners will be privately messaged on the 30th April. Good luck! I can't wait give cuddles! ? @whatsonmelb @timeoutmelbourne @broadsheet_melb

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7. Take the wheel.

8. He’s bluffing.

9. More eating.

10. Just pondering life.

11. Strike a pose.

12. Might as well eat again!

I love those!

In fact, I’d even say that I can’t get enough.

If you do this with your doggo, please share a photo with us in the comments and tell us a little bit about your best friend!

We’d love to meet them!

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Funny Tweets for All You Bookworms out There

In my opinion, reading is one of the greatest pleasures in life and when I finally kick the bucket I know one of my big regrets will be that I didn’t spend more time reading books.

These tweets are by bookworms and for bookworms.

If you’re part of the tribe, then you’ll enjoy them immensely.

1. That’s the Good Book to many.

2. Might get a different outcome.

3. Hey o! A little book humor.

4. I hear you…

5. That’s a great idea, actually.

6. Sure, I’m listening…

7. Smart kid.

8. There always is.

9. I’ll see you in the True Crime section.

10. That is awesome.

11. Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

12. You’re a LIAR!

13. Probably not a good idea.

14. I agree wholeheartedly.

15. They’re called “books”.

Those tweets spoke to my soul!

Now, if I could just get through the HUGE stack of books that I still need to get through before I can buy any more…

Are you a bookworm?

In the comments, tell us about your favorite books, authors, and genres.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Posts That Prove Amazon Alexa Knows Everything

If you have one of these gadgets in your home, you know that Alexa isn’t to be messed with.

She knows everything. She’s keeping an eye on you. And if you mess with her, there will be hell to pay because she also has a mind of her own.

Are you doubting Alexa’s intelligence?

These posts will convince you otherwise…

1. She got you.

2. She’s a one-upper.

3. Maybe they’re working together?

4. Time to work out.

5. You pissed her off.

6. That is eerie.

7. She’s taking over.

8. She can do that!

9. Whatever you need.

10. The perfect response.

11. Can she do that, too?

Be careful how you treat your Alexa because you never know when she might turn on you…just like in a horror movie.

Do you have any funny stories about your Amazon Alexa?

Please share them with us in the comments!

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Enjoy These Photos of Horses With Mustaches

Are these actually hipsters in disguise?

The evidence definitely points to YES. I wouldn’t be surprised if you see some of these horses drinking a fancy cocktail at the bar next to you sometime soon…they’ll probably also be reading a book about philosophy, talking to anyone who will listen all about it.

Enjoy these photos of horse mustaches and keep an eye out for these guys and gals…

1. A scraggly ‘stache.

2. Got some snow in there.

3. Mugging for the camera.

4. That is majestic.

5. Very refined.

6. A multi-colored sight.

7. Ready to go to a dinner party.

8. A nice cookie duster.

9. This horse has a whole look going on.

10. Here’s some video for you.

11. Just like Rollie Fingers.

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Horse ‘staches. Weird or weirdly cute??

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Hey, I think they look pretty good!

What about you?

Have you seen any other animals with mustaches?

Share some pics with us in the comments!

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Funny Posts to Get You Giggling

Wanna know what time it is…?

I’ll tell you!

It’s time to laugh!

I’m talking about no-holds-barred, out of control laughter.

I’m told it’s very good for the soul. So let’s enjoy these random, funny posts and have a good giggle.

1. Not their best album.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

2. Mess with the bull, get the horns.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

3. Good point.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

4. Now you have a ton of friends!

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

5. Who the hell is this guy?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

6. Is that helping?

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

7. Ruining it for everyone.

Photo Credit: Ruin My Week

8. Think about that…

9. Oh, that’s what it is.

10. He’s all around you.

11. She’s right about all of this.

12. Mine, too.

13. That’s a great observation.

14. A million-dollar idea.

Ahhh, that’s more like it.

Have you seen any really funny memes or tweets or posts lately that made you laugh?

Please be a good friend and share them in the comments, won’t you?

Thanks!

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Examples of Really Bad Clothing Designs

This is not good, people…

I’m talking about fashion disasters that will make you laugh, cry, and then laugh again because they are just…hideous…

I’m all for people expressing themselves through their clothes…but this is not a good turn of events…

Let’s look at the evidence.

1. Maybe a little big?

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What the fuckity is this

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2. Please…no more…

3. What happened here?

4. Never again.

5. This old classic.

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I saw this woman walking down the mall today. Very unfortunate pattern on her dress. What would you call that? Shit print? ……..Hey can you please do me a favour. If you like the funny posts I put up and would like to see them in your Instagram feed more often please give the photo a double tap to like it. This lets Instagram know you like this stuff. Cheers! . . . #shitdress #terriblefashion #fashionfauxpas #horribledress #Australia #funnymeme #bunsters #hotsauce #shitthebed #carolinareaper #hilariouspicture #babyspinach #memelord #foodnyc #memesaremee #frijoles #spicysauce #deepfriedmemes #cursedimage #savage #fivegum #memeaccountsmatter #picodegallo #icancook #pickle #croutons #plantains #memeaccount #hilarioustho #spicymayo

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6. I would wear these.

7. Totally terrible.

8. Early ’90s style.

9. Not a good look. For anyone.

10. Yowza. Uh uh.

11. This is not attractive.

12. Seems comfortable. And reasonable.

13. Accordian pants.

I don’t know about you, but I’d call all of those EPIC FAILS.

Have you seen any really bad fashion lately that made you recoil in horror?

Share some pics with us in the comments!

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Weird Images That You Can’t Unsee

Some photos will make you shake your head and say, “why does this image need to exist in the world? What’s the point?”

And that’s exactly what you’re about to see!

A collection of weird, creepy, unusual, and downright bizarre images that might make you feel a little…weird.

Let’s take a look so we can be weirded out together!

1. Are you thirsty?

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Good night ?

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2. No. This is just too weird…

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Can you guess what game this is?

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3. Let ‘er rip.

4. Mario Stalin. A fun guy!

5. I don’t like this.

6. WTF is going on?

7. I can’t get behind this.

8.Honey, go check the mail.

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I would shriek if I saw this.

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9. It’s come to this.

10. Need to get that developed.

11. Stiff competition.

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Quarantine Day 8: I am playing with my cock

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12. Wait a second…

13. That’s not good.

Okay, some of those gave me the heebie-jeebies.

What did you think?

Also, if you have any weird/odd/bizarre images, post them in the comments, please!

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