Dogs are all you really need right now in life, right?

That’s what I think. And if you’re reading this article, I think you probably feel the same way.

Here are 14 funny dog tweets for all you animal lovers to enjoy.

1. Not “just a dog”.

People who say "It's just a dog" don't understand how having a dog in your life works

— Envy (@envydatropic) April 14, 2017

2. Everything gets better!

The #1 thing you can do to improve your life in just a matter of seconds is put a bandanna on your dog.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) August 18, 2019

3. She’ll forgive you!

I accidentally stepped on my dog’s paw and she yelped, so I’ll just be here, questioning what kind of monster I am and crying all day.

— Stacey (@skittle624) December 17, 2018

4. You can’t be friends with everyone…

Not sure how to explain to my dog that every pit bull doesn't want to be his friend, especially when I haven't quite learned that lesson myself

— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) August 17, 2019

5. Don’t lie to me.

Me: What did you do today while I was at work?

Dog: Me? Nothing. Just slept.

Me: I think you're lying.

Dog: *visibly sweating* why do you say that? pic.twitter.com/XMXnlPaWNO

— Social DistTIMsing (@Playing_Dad) August 21, 2019

6. He’s an expert at it.

Almost tripping me is not just my dog's hobby, it's also his passion.

— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) August 17, 2019

7. Missing that dog o’ mine.

I just reached over and stroked the pedestal of a table bc I thought it was my dog, who is 3000 miles away and I’m in a hotel room help this is how it starts

— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) August 16, 2019

8. Victory is mine!

My dog chewed the squeaker out of a toy and is carrying it around the house like the heart of a slain enemy.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 2, 2018

9. I’m a huge fan.

I always wanna go up to ppl's dogs & say "OMG I'm such a huge fan of your work. I've been following it since over there." *points 7 ft away*

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) August 13, 2016

10. That dog is good…

I hate going to the dog park because I have to watch my dog be better at making friends than me

— Drew Lynch (@TheDrewLynch) May 17, 2017

11. No need to make anyone jealous.

I don't tell other people their dog is cute in front of my dog.

— Envy (@envydatropic) July 29, 2019

12. Not going near that thing.

After all these years of the vacuum not killing my dog she still doesn’t trust it.

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) March 23, 2019

13. You can’t have friends like that.

what do you call a friend that doesn't like dogs?

you don't

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 21, 2017

14. I’ll be over here for at least the next 40 minutes.

nice dog. Sure would be a shame if someone were to…pet it for like 40 minutes

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 3, 2016

I can’t get enough of those pups!

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, please share a picture of your pooch and tell us all about them!

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Are you the laundry person in your family?

Maybe you’re responsible for yourself, your partner, and the kids?

If so, these tweets will hit you deep down in your soul…because they’re all about the hell that is never-ending laundry.

It’s like a nightmare…like The Blob that will just never stop! It must be destroyed…but how?!?!

Let’s look at the tweets and try to figure out a plan to save the world from all this laundry…

1. Not gonna do it anymore.

There’s a special kind of camaraderie I only feel w/ people who have bought new underwear bc they flat out couldn’t bring themselves to do laundry

— Sam H. Escobar (@myhairisblue) March 27, 2018

2. This is your life now.

I’m folding laundry on a Saturday night because why bother pretending anymore

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 25, 2018

3. Make yourself at home.

To truly feel at home, I'm going to insist on only the finest bedding made of flattened, partially folded clean laundry.

— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) December 21, 2018

4. It’s the only thing you’ll know from now on.

Laundry isn’t a chore…it’s a lifestyle.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 10, 2018

5. Listen, Doc…

Sometimes I like to leave my finished laundry in the dryer for an hour just waiting, so it will have stuff to talk about in therapy

— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 7, 2017

6. Get the whole family involved.

The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.

— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 11, 2015

7. Great…that’s a relief.

Sometimes you might feel like no one’s there for you, but you know who’s always there for you? Laundry! Laundry will always be there for you.

— The Real American Dadass (@R_A_Dadass) December 10, 2018

8. A little free time before THE END.

When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.

— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 10, 2013

9. It’s your lifestyle.

If you ever ask me what I'm doing and I don't say laundry, call the police because I've been kidnapped and replaced.

— Northern Lights (@PinkCamoTO) July 9, 2018

10. You know that’s where it’s going.

Before you buy a treadmill, bring a pile of laundry to the store and see how you like hanging clothes on it.

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) December 26, 2018

11. The laundry is ruining this marriage.

NEWLYWEDS: [bump into each other in the hallway] awwww cmere *start making out*

MARRIED 10 YEARS: [bump into each other in hallway]

ME: OMG WHY DID YOU KEEP WALKING WHEN I CLEARLY HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY

HIM: I HAVE A HEAVY LAUNDRY BASKET

— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) November 29, 2018

12. Get moving, buddy.

ME: We live in an uncaring universe void of meaning and purpose.

WIFE: I understand, but you’re still folding all this laundry.

— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) July 20, 2017

13. Party time!

Me: This Friday night is lit!

*sips wine, continues to fold laundry*

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 21, 2018

Okay, you’ve had your fun, now it’s time to get back to the laundry…because you know it’s piling up.

Do you have some serious laundry woes in your household?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

We’d love to hear from you!

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They’re called jackasses for a reason…

I’m talking about those beloved donkeys.

They like to laugh, they like to have a good time, THEY LIKE TO PARTY.

Let’s take a look at these laughing donkeys because they sure are delightful.

1. What a cut-up!

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This guy TG loved my Aussie joke. #donkeyoftheday #donkeysofinstagram #donkeysmiling #laughingdonkey #donkeykong #donkeys #greecedonkey #donkeysofgreece #funnydonkey

A post shared by Straw Bale House Off Grid (@hobbit_house_reno) on Oct 29, 2019 at 2:27am PDT

2. Let me tell you a joke.

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You are riding a horse full speed There is a giraffe next to you and a lion chasing you. What do you do?? ……….Get your drunk ass off the carousel! #donkeysofinstagram #donkeys #laughingdonkey #mondaysarehard #assjokes #donkeysareagirlsbestfriend

A post shared by Frank and Frannie (@frankandfranniefreckle) on Aug 26, 2019 at 5:38pm PDT

3. Some live action for you.

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#Laughingdonkey #KentishTiwnfarm

A post shared by Ann marie Haughey (@annmarie.haughey) on Nov 12, 2019 at 10:22am PST

4. I’ve heard that one before!

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I won’t tell you what I said to this donkey but it made him laugh! #donkey #laughing #animals #wildanimal #wildanimals #nature #newforest #newforestdonkey #funnyanimals #laughingdonkey #thismademesmile

A post shared by Kathryn Andrews (@kathrynandrewsbooks) on May 17, 2019 at 10:41am PDT

5. Two guys walk into a bar…

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#dancingdonkey #laughingdonkey #farmlife #donkeylove #donkey

A post shared by Glenn McCreath (@glennmccreath) on Dec 19, 2018 at 12:28am PST

6. Having a good time.

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I would say that Bunny, our donkey, thinks he is a real hoot and my mother in law must agree. #bunnythedonkey #ellijaydonkey #laughingdonkey #hesgotjokes #sillydonkey

A post shared by Cindy Lee (@cleeatl) on Aug 31, 2018 at 6:47am PDT

7. Let’s see those pearly whites!

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Even digby the donkey was full of laughter or Saddle Club Saturdays. #laughingdonkey #smile #riding #horseriding #barebackriding #bareback

A post shared by Hooves And Paws Equestrian (@hoovesandpawsequi) on Jul 14, 2018 at 11:07am PDT

8. Oh, get outta here!

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Donkey! #donkey #donkeyoftheday #laughter #donkeys #irishdonkey #irishdonkeys #ireland #ir #ireland #ireland_gram #irelandtravel #ireland_insta # #ireland # #irish #laughingdonkey #laughing #sneeze #sneezing #sneezeattack #teeth

A post shared by Nik Hewitt (@nikhewitt) on Aug 12, 2018 at 11:23am PDT

9. He already knew the punchline.

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So, these two blondes walk into a bar….. Hey wait, I haven't finished the joke yet! #laughingdonkey #sillyass #waitforthepunchline #naturegirl

A post shared by Mystik Goddess (@twistedgrl) on Jun 9, 2018 at 10:27pm PDT

10. Having a good laugh.

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It’s the way I tell em #laughingdonkey #laughing #donkey #jokes #donkeysantuary #neilproctorphotography #gold @donkeysanctuarysidmouth

A post shared by Neil Proctor (@neilproctor_photography) on Feb 27, 2018 at 1:59pm PST

11. Okay, what else you got?

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Swapped extra carrots for a smile #horsedog #laughingdonkey

A post shared by Aimee Williams (@la_donna_scandalosa) on Oct 29, 2017 at 9:05am PDT

I could look at those donkeys laugh all day!

Do you have any photos of your pets smiling or laughing?

We know some of you out there do!

Please share them with us in the comments!

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Here come the waterworks.

And by that I mean kiddos having total meltdowns for…well, you know…kid reasons. It’s just part of being a mom or a dad.

Parents tweeted about the funny reasons why their kids were crying…

Let’s take a look.

1. How could you?!?!

I asked her to walk to the top of the driveway instead of carrying her. #WhyMyKidIsCrying pic.twitter.com/1RZjSGl9rI

— Jac (@JackieMackk) September 18, 2017

2. Those aren’t good for you.

Because he's not allowed to eat magnets. #whymykidiscrying pic.twitter.com/s4KZxKovKU

— Stephanie Stevens (@steponmegently) March 26, 2016

3. Just let him have one!

Nephew crying because we wouldn't let him have a beer. #whymykidiscrying pic.twitter.com/svQTNOcYcr

— Gwen Betts (@gwennasaurus) December 25, 2016

4. She’s not old enough yet?

I wouldn't let her drive the car. #whymykidiscrying pic.twitter.com/lDv9c0tnu0

— Graham Patrick Smith (@grahampatsmith) April 26, 2019

5. Was it the last one?

No Mommy! Put back i’ fridge! Put back i’ fridge! No pickoh Mommy!#WhyMyKidIsCrying pic.twitter.com/ayh9trn6Ie

— jaclyn (@j_n_foster) March 27, 2019

6. Worst day EVER.

Worst day of his life. I wouldn't let him eat dog food. #whymykidiscrying pic.twitter.com/LBmvNUedgc

— Trudy Greer (@Trudygreer) April 28, 2014

7. She wants it back.

I pretended to take her nose off and eat it. #whymykidiscrying pic.twitter.com/Ks5hWaYvcm

— stephanie (@stephmicdill) July 14, 2015

8. That bag was important.

#WhyMyKidIsCrying An empty plastic bag in the car, that I was going to use at Aldi's, blew away. pic.twitter.com/qHBoH5Vevv

— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) March 31, 2017

9. That’s dangerous stuff.

I won't let her play with knives. #whymykidiscrying pic.twitter.com/UrT6HAzGeM

— Erin Hicks Moon (@erinhmoon) January 6, 2014

10. Don’t you dare…

#whymykidiscrying I looked in her direction

— Brandon (@whoa_a_ginger) May 13, 2013

11. Not a good idea.

I wouldn’t let her see if the stapler can go through her finger. #whymykidiscrying

— olivia | boatcon | wayward (@waywardandwine) June 21, 2019

12. Very upsetting.

#whymykidiscrying bc I won't eat a piece of pizza crust that she already chewed on pic.twitter.com/7tlxQDS5eh

— Sam (@srosebuckley) February 18, 2017

13. Whyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyy?

#WhyMyKidIsCrying I told her it was her birthday. pic.twitter.com/uuJ0j6lA8X

— Mike Ekey (@Mike_Ekey) August 23, 2015

Parents, do any of these tweets look familiar to you?

Well, tell us all about it!

In the comments, please share stories with us about when your kids had meltdowns for ridiculous reasons.

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