Hilarious Tweets About Life With 8-Year-Olds

If you have kids, you know that life with an 8-year-old (or any kid for that matter) ain’t easy.

It’s a funny age where kids are starting to mature but they still have a lot of that crazy “little kid” in them.

Here are funny tweets from parents about the ups and downs of life with an 8-year-old kiddo.

1. He’s learning.

2. That really is sad…

3. Probably shouldn’t ask that.

4. This is gonna hurt.

5. Clearly, he’s a genius.

6. Think about that one…

7. I’m outta here.

8. No comment on that one.

9. Good while it lasted.

10. Just do it.

11. Most terrifying thing in the world.

12. He might be on to something.

13. They grow up so fast.

14. Whoa! That’s pretty harsh.

Parents, do those tweets ring a bell?

How are your kids behaving these days?

Share some good stories with us in the comments!

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This Artist Makes Amazing, One-Of-A-Kind Action Figures

If you aren’t following Death by Toys on Instagram, you need to do it right now.

The company is run by a guy named Dan Polydoris and he makes incredible, one-of-a-kind figures based on different pop culture characters and he goes DEEEEEEEEEEEP.

If it’s anything cult-related, I’m all about it.

Check these out and be sure to also check out the Death by Toys website and Facebook page.

1. You can’t beat Costanza.

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I’m out of town again, and I still have 20 minutes to squeeze in a #tbt, so here’s a little throwback to a fun one-off I did for a show with @spoke_art last year. I’m planning to have some more releases and work harder to keep my store stocked this year, so for everyone who’s asked, just hang in there. You should have a better chance to grab stuff in 2020. Anyway, this Arizona retirement community executes anyone on site who stays awake past midnight, so goodnight. . . . . . . . . #georgecostanza #seinfeld #seinfeldmemes #jasonalexander #fanart #artistsoninstagram #arttoys #theartofseduction #pureseduction #toys #actionfigures #bootlegtoys #bootleg #customtoy #oneofakind #toyslagram #toyphoto #toypics #toycommunity #seinfeldfan #collector #90stv #90s #deathbytoys

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2. Hans Gruber falling off the building.

3. There’s a market for everything.

4. This old gem from Beverly Hills Cop.

5. Exploding head from Scanners.

6. I heard you’re looking for Candyman.

7. Some actual fog!

8. One of my favorites!

9. Apollo Creed has died.

10. A cult-classic film!

11. Get to the chopper!

12. The Tall Man.

13. This is incredible.

14. Creepy horror movie.

15. Another one of my favorites!

Those are great! Now I just have to figure out how many of them I can afford to buy…

Are you a toy collector? What do you think of the products from Death by Toys?

Nerd out with us in the comments!

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Maddeningly Uneven Floor Designs That Might Drive You Insane

If you have a bit of OCD, you might want to turn away from your screen immediately.

Because these floor designs will not do. No no NO! You cannot do this to me, society! I will not stand for such things!

Let’s look at these floors that are sure to trigger some of you out there.

1. I see it!

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2. Point it out for us.

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3. The perfect view.

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4. Why? Whyyyyyyyy?

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5. They blew it.

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6. Looks like Q*Bert.

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7. Gonna make people fall down the stairs.

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8. Disorienting the customers.

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9. The blue blob.

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10. A HUGE MISTAKE.

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11. The uneven nature of these tiles scares me.

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12. One lonely red dot.

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I can see how those would upset people who have a little bit of OCD…or a lot of it.

What do you think? Do these design fails bother you?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Dogs All Played in Freshly-Mowed Grass and Are Now Green

“Dammit, pooch! I told you to stay out of the freshly-mowed grass and now look what you’ve done! Now you’re in trouble!”

Real talk… anybody actually call their dog Fido? Just me?

Listen, all of these dogs disobeyed their owners, rolled around in the lawn and now they’re going to be green until their owners take care of it… again.

Still, it is pretty adorable. So let’s look at the evidence…

1. Green paws.

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2. Look what you did!

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3. Looks very guilty.

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4. Doesn’t seem fazed by it.

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5. A big, green monster.

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6. Hard to get mad at that face.

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7. Well, you’re gonna be green from now on.

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8. One of them was a good boy.

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9. Looks at those paws.

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10. Still wants to play.

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11. Can I have a treat?

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Is it just me, or do all of these dogs now look like The Incredible Hulk?

Does your pooch do this right after you mow the grass and then you have to spend a bunch of time with them in the tub?

Share some pics of your mischievous dogs in the comments with us!

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‘Holy Cats’ That You Must Kneel Before and Worship

Cats are meant to be worshipped and put on a pedestal, but these “holy cats” are taking it to a new level.

They’re almost saint-like…no…make that GOD-like. Sorry for the blasphemy, but it’s the truth.

Let’s meet these cats that are obviously here on a higher mission.

1. From high above…

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2. The Chosen One.

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3. Just like Mother Teresa.

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4. Listen to this wise feline.

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5. An anointed kitty.

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6. Is that the Pope?

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7. A light shines.

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8. Worship me!

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9. The look of intensity.

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10. Touched by the hand.

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11. Receiving her commands.

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12. Preach on!

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All hail these holy cats! But don’t tell them because it might go to their heads.

Do you have a kitty that you must bow down to and worship at all times?

Share some photos in the comments and introduce us to them!

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These Unfortunate People All Got Bee Stings…On Their Lips

I’ve been stung by some bees in my day…but never on the lips! And by the look of these photos, I’m really hoping it never happens. EVER.

No, these are not collagen lip fillers…these poor folks just happened to have run-ins with some very angry bees and now they are worse for the wear.

Much, much worse. So be careful out there, fam!

Now let’s look at some fat lips!

1. Not a good look.

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2. Sir…did you go to the hospital?

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3. Stiff upper lip.

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4. FML is right.

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5. This is pretty extreme.

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6. Looking good, buddy.

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7. Here’s a two-fer.

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8. Don’t use that as your Tinder photo.

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9. He still has a smile.

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10. Now what?

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11. Put some medicine on that thing!

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Do us a favor: as the weather starts to get warmer, please beware of bees, wasps, and any other creatures that might give you a natural collagen lip implant.

Have you ever had this happen to you?

If that’s the case, please share some pics with us in the comments!

We won’t make fun of you…too much.

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Tumblr Proved That a Person With a Masters in Animal Science Is Completely Wrong About Horses

Having a fancy degree definitely doesn’t mean you know everything about any subject that technically falls under the umbrella of your degree.

For instance, this person who claims to have a Masters Degree in Animal Science doesn’t even understand how horses work.

Like, at all.

He or she thinks they can totally live with three legs – no prosthetic necessary – so I guess they think we’ve been putting down lame horses all of these years for funsies?

Luckily, there are always people ready and willing to stand up for horses, and one of them used Tumblr to take this “educated” person to task.

The beginning…

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On to the horse’s anatomy…

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Then… why being unable to run is terrible for a horse…

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And horses don’t really lay down. If they do, getting up stinks.

Let’s equate it to what a human would experience…

Because it would seriously suck for a horse….

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Soon, it was time for closing arguments…

No money can solve this problem…

Case closed.

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So, there you have it! Horses cannot live happily missing a limb, and no, you definitely can’t ride them.

I’m not a horse person and I feel like this was already obvious.

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30 Trends That People Were Glad to See Go Away

Trends tend to come and go, and thank goodness for that, because some of them get really old really quick.

Redditors discussed the trends that they’re glad have died out, from fake mustaches to “Who Let The Dogs Out,” and here are some of their best answers. This thread is a walk down memory lane!

1. Keep calm and…

“Keep calm and mindlessly regurgitate popular sayings until they have lost all semblance of their original meaning.”

2. Mustaches everywhere.

“That weird obsession with mustaches printed on everything.”

3. Alvin and the Chipmunk remixes.

“Those Alvin and the Chipmunk remixes.

God imagine those high pitched voices haunting you at night.”

4. The milkshake trick.

“Throwing milkshakes back at drive through workers then driving away.”

5. Athletic wrist bands.

“Those stupid “scientifically-backed” athletic wrist bands that were meant to do things like maintain your balance when they were glorified placebos”

6. “Who Let The Dogs Out.”

“There was a 2-year span in the late 90’s when every single movie had “Who Let the Dogs Out” in it’s soundtrack.”

7. Weird makeup stuff.

“Chunky highlights, overplucking eyebrows into that sperm shape and using concealer as lipstick.”

8. YOLO.

“I’m just glad YOLO is something I don’t hear much anymore.”

9. Fidget spinners.

“Fidget spinners. My kids wasted SO much allowance on those things. Now they’re collecting dust under beds and furniture across the nation.”

10. Color changing T-shirts.

“Global Hypercolor t-shirts. For the young’uns, these were t-shirts that changed colour in response to body heat. They tended to show horrible patches around the armpits.

Also they tended to turn a nasty brown-grey after a few washes.

They were called Generra in the states and Global elsewhere.”

11. The “In My Feelings” challenge.

“Dancing out of cars to Drake.”

12. The clown craze.

“In 2016 when those fucking clowns ran around scaring people”

13. Duckface.

“That whole duckface thing that girls used to do.”

14. Damn Daniel.

“”Dam daniel” that shit was so fucking annoying…. just his voice.”

15. Apple bottom jeans…

“Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur …”

“THE WHOLE CLUB WAS LOOKIN AT HER”

16. Ringtones.

“Ringtones on phones, especially those annoying custom ones you’d have to listen to multiple times a day at the office or elsewhere.

Now you rarely hear a phone ring and when you do it’s something basic.”

17. Selfie sticks.

“Feels like it was only yesterday, when selfie sticks were a fast growing trend.

Maybe some still use them, but weirdly I don’t see those as often as I used to a year or 2 ago.”

18. Alcohol tampons.

“Getting drunk using a tampon full of liquor”

17. Harem pants.

“Those f*cking diaper pants Bieber and his gang of small children were wearing.”

18. Hipsters.

“Not the current iteration of today, but the circa 2008 – 2012 hipster with the curly mustache, suspenders, flannel shirt, and love of indie folk bands.”

19. Game of Thrones.

“Game of Thrones being the most talked about thing in pop culture.”

20. No homo.

“Dudes saying “no homo” before pretty much anything they said.”

21. Zombies.

“the walking dead and the all-zombie all-the-time pop culture shit.

we get it. zombies. cool.”

22. “Friday.”

“People bullying Rebecca Black for that “Friday” music video. She got ripped to shreds and I just felt so damn bad for her.”

23. Bacon.

“a few years back it was “OMG BACON!!!” to a ridiculous extreme. Everyone was acting like bacon was the best thing ever created, like they’d just had it for the first time or something, and I was just sick to death of people overstating how amazing bacon is.

Ok, sure bacon is fine and dandy…no need to oversell it.”

24. The ice cream challenge.

“Licking ice cream and putting it back in the fridge”

 25. JNCO jeans.

“Jnco jeans are still a (niche) thing. And far more expensive than they ever should be.”

26. Pacifier necklaces.

“I remember people during the 90s wearing pacifier necklaces – some as a way to minimize teeth damage due to grinding during drug-induced raves while most did it as a fashion statement or to mimic the preceding demographic.”

27. Skinny jeans on guys.

“Super skinny jeans on guys.

Slim jeans are fine, just don’t have them so that I can see an outline of your junk.”

28. The macarena.

“The Macarena plays on an endless loop in Hell.”

29. Slacker teens.

“The teenage mentality that it’s cool to disrupt classes, fail tests and ultimately become an academic failure. Kids these days seem much more inclined to work for their bucks as long as they’re motivated right. Makes me happy to see, being a teacher and all.
Kids will be kids, of course, but I’ve seen a real mentality shift over the course of the past decade or two.”

30. Fortnite.

“Fortnite, I never hear about it anymore. Idc about the game but goddamn it was annoying when everyone just played Fortnite and Fortnite danced.”
Yeah, I don’t know that Fornite has died out. Maybe it’s not as popular anymore, but I still see magazines at CVS, soooo…
But hey, that’s what reddit has to offer! Any particular trend that you’ve observed that you’re glad just died out?
Let us know in the comments!

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