These Memes Will Be Hilarious If You Hate Your Ex

Exe are often the bane of our existence and, as hard as we might try, we can’t seem to shake the memory of them for months or even years.

One day it will get better and you’ll forget all about that person, but when it’s bad, IT’S BAD and you can’t get rid of the angry feelings even if you try.

So, in the spirit of hating our ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends, here are some funny memes that I think we can all relate to.

1. Don’t ask me.

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2. Oh heyyyyyy!

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3. Back off, Satan.

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4. No more of that, please.

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5. Sound asleep.

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6. Is that a dumpster fire I see?

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7. That’s pretty desperate, buddy.

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8. You must be confused.

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9. What did I do now?

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10. Clearly not stalking at all.

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11. Boom! That’s how it done.

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12. Just telling the truth…

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Those brought back some painful and kind of hilarious memories for this guy!

How about you?

Are you hung up on an ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend?

Tell us just what the heck is going on with you in the comments. Let’s all have a good cry together!

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Here are Some Funny Memes to Help You Waste a Few Minutes

Are you kind of bored and want to kill a couple of minutes in the middle of this seemingly never-ending day?

Well, have I got just the thing for you!

I’m talking about some hilarious memes! And they have your name written all over them!

Let’s go!

1. It’s baaaaaaack!

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2. Not so fast.

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3. Fighting crime.

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4. Give it all to me!

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5. Here’s a surprise.

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6. Impossible to see.

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7. This is an emergency.

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8. I was right!

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9. Erase them from my mind.

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10. Magic dealers.

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11. Smooth move.

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Those sure hit the spot! I laughed and then I laughed some more!

How about you? Have you seen any hilarious memes lately?

Well, don’t hog them all! Share them with us in the comments!

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People Share What Happened When They Called Phone Numbers Written on Bathroom Walls

Every public bathroom wall has a unique story to tell. They contain the thoughts and ramblings of people who had a minute to kill…and they also sometimes contain the name and number of someone you should call if you’re “looking for a good time.”

But have you actually taken the time to call one of these numbers? To find out what Tina or Tony or Big Bertha actually has to say.

These people took it upon themselves to call or text some of those famous numbers.

AskReddit users shared their stories.

1. Mean Mike.

“I saw a number scratched on a table at a bar that said something like “Call Mike, he’s been really mean :(” So I sent Mike a text telling him to be nicer and in response he sent me back several angry “Who the hell is this?” texts over the next few days.

He’s really mean :(.”

2. I know you!

“In high school I messaged one that was on the backseat of a bus that was going through a town that was a 30 min drive from my town.

I texted, “Who is this, your number is on the back seat of this bus” they reply “Greg”.

I told my classmate about it a week later since his name was also Greg.

Sure enough, he holds out his phone with the text message from me in there.”

3. That worked out.

“I was at the bus stop and saw this text: “If you are in deep shit, call this number”.

I called the number cause i had like 30 minutes to bus. It was local small taxi company.

I told him to come and pick me up.

He saved me like 25 minutes of waiting, the guy was cool, and I even gave him solid tip.”

4. Not cool.

“I called a number for a good time.

Was greeted by a local pizza place.

I proceeded to order 2 pizzas and at the end of the call discovered they didn’t deliver to my area.

It was a bad time. The stall lied.”

5. You never know…

“I dialed a number from my college bathroom stalls that said “Free bl***ob.”

I thought it was going to be the police department or something asinine but I wanted to do it anyway because you never know and it was a number for Vector Marketing.”

6. A woman’s voice…

“When my friend and I were about 11 there was a public bathroom in the park where we had soccer practice and outside that public bathroom was a payphone and on that payphone was scrawled a number and above it the word “sex.”

I don’t recall ever paying for a call so maybe it was a 1-800 number, I don’t remember. It was a recording of a woman’s voice. I remember only the beginning, but I can hear it crystal clear: “You wanna have fuuun? Yeaah?” And then a bunch of feminine giggling. We would hang up when the recording asked for a credit card number to continue the call. I think we were terrified out parents’ credit cards would somehow get charged and we would get caught. Kid logic.

We were/are both straight females. But we still called that thing all the time. It was seriously the most risque thing I had ever done up to that point. And also probably for a long time afterwards, sadly….”

7. A bonding moment.

“I went to a gig and everyone who frequented this venue would write on the wall while queuing so me being drunk already decided I would ring one cause it said something amusing. Guy answers and I tell him where I am and that I was bored so I rang this number off the wall.

We had a convo about who he saw and who I was seeing that night and due to me being drunk I sang a song by the band he went to see down the phone to him. Funniest queue bonding moment so far.”

8. When you need a friend.

“Found a number on the bathroom stall in a bar “when you need a friend, when something great happens and you have no one to tell, when you want to vent, when you want to be spontaneous, when you need help getting home from a drunken stupor, call ###### RIP RYAN”.

I cried and called to tell her what a great message it was and we both cried and talked for a few hours.”

9. Just letting you know.

“I texted the number while I was drunk (usually, sober, I wouldn’t).

The same day, the woman called the police and reported me for harassment, even though I only texted her saying hi and telling her that her number was on a bathroom wall.”

10. A love story.

“My cousin met her boyfriend since 3 years by calling a number of a bathroom wall.

It said something like: “For a good time call xxxxxxxxx She texted out of curiousity. Apparently one of his friends had put his name and number down there just to mess with him. He usually had guys sending him d-picks and shit and was considering changing number.

They texted back and forth for over 6 months until they met up. They now live together and seem happy.

If they ever ends up getting married and have kids they will have quite a story to tell about how they met.”

11. The park bench.

“17 years old, was at the park with some of my friends and this bench was COVERED in numbers, so we took our time trying to get through all of the numbers, the majority of them went to voice mail and led us nowhere but the last number we called said “call for a great meal ;)”

We were like “yeah boys one of us is gonna get some” so we proceeded to call up the number, only to find that my mate’s phone rang who was a straight A catering student at the time.

was really surprised the note was truthful”

12. Wait a second…

“I used to call the numbers and inform the recipient of where there were not such nice things written with their name and number. They’d always ask what it said. I’d always reply that I want sure they wanted to know, but they would insist. I would tell them verbatim in my radio announcer voice and listen to the shock emanate from the cell phone. They’d always ask me to mark it out, but I would tell them that I didn’t have a pen or sharpie.

Found my sister’s number once and couldn’t stop laughing.”

13. Robot sex.

“I saw the number read Hunger Games Hotline so I took a picture of it in case I ever wanted to call it.

A year later I’m on a school field trip coming back from DC when I tell my friend we should call this one number.

He says yes, we dial it and we hear robots having sex.”

14. Well played.

“Said “for best bj”.

Person that answered said that meant best blinging jewels.

Well played Kay Jewelers!”

15. A crazy story.

“As crazy as it sounds I texted a number off a bathroom stall in a movie theater in Texas when I was visiting family. I made some shitty joke, and then told them I got there number off of a wall. Somehow it turned into a full on conversation and that was how I met the first love of my life. We were together for over a year and its just crazy to think it all transpired because I texted a number off of a bathroom stall.

That was about 6 years ago and I haven’t seen or talked to Kayli in years but its still a pretty cool story to tell people.”

16. Not always a good idea.

“Once, my friends called one of the numbers. It was some kind of a pizza delivery restaurant. My friends made fun of them, and I don’t know what exactly they said, but the police called 10 minutes later saying that someone bomb threatened the restaurant in the past (through a phone).

Then the police came to investigate. Everything was ok, but it was kinda scary as we were like 12/13. Don’t do numbers, kids.”

17. That was risky.

“When I was in uni I messaged a number on the wall of a bathroom stall. A guy and his friend both came and, well, came. and left.

It was exhilarating.

Got tested immediately and later and never did it again but was hottest sex I’ve had ever.”

18. That’s weird.

“I found a business card in a phone booth printed cryptically with, “If you don’t call, you’ll never know,” and a phone number. Since I had time left on the phone card I called, and now I know.

It was a pseudo-religious self-help cult trying to recruit people to seminars at their ranch in like New Mexico somewhere with promises of finding a new spiritual family. No thanks, the last thing I need is more family.”

I gotta say, I’ve never tried this before, but I might have to give it a shot!

Have you ever called a number written on the bathroom wall?

If so, tell us what happened in the comments! Please and thank you!

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People Share Stories About the Stupid Fights Their Families Get Into

I grew up in a big family so there was always some kind of conflict going on. Brother vs. brother. Sister vs. sister. Brothers vs. sisters. And throw in the parents for good measure and it was a great time for all!

All families fight, that’s a fact. And a lot of those fights are just plain dumb.

Here are 15 funny stories people shared about the dumb fights their families have gotten into.

1. And what was the verdict?

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2. That’s typical…

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3. Just don’t bring it up again.

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4. You don’t exist.

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5. That’s insane.

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6. Ouch! Sounds painful.

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7. Don’t disturb the cat.

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8. A month-long debate.

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9. Not in this house…

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10. It was only a dream.

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11. This is good.

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12. Those were not turkeys.

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13. That’s just weird.

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14. A major offense.

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15. You don’t get it, Dad!

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There are some doozies in there! Let’s hope that all these folks kissed and made up very quickly.

Does your family get into fights? Are most of them pretty DUMB?

Tell us about them in the comments!

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There’s a New Way to Fold Pants You Might Want to Check Out

You know you’ve reached peak adulthood when you get excited about a new way to fold laundry.

TikTok user @alifestyleforall blew up and blew minds with her video on her pants-folding method, which is honestly so simple I’m shocked more of us hadn’t thought of it before. What’s more, she does it with amazing superhuman speed! Oh, no, wait, the video is just sped up, my bad.

@alifestyleforallGet ready to be mind blown ??##spacesaver ##wrinklefree ##tips ##viral♬ Lottery – K Camp

It’s similar to a method presented by the woman who spawned a thousand memes, Marie Kondo.

Her youtube channel features a slightly slower-paced illustration of her ultra-space-saving variant on the life hack.

So if you’ve got so many clothes you need to do origami to get them in your dresser, well, maybe consider a trip to Goodwill. Or, use these methods.

Bonus video below of Kondo attacking a multitude of different clothing shapes.

She’s just soooooooo good!

I’m not gonna lie, this is so exciting that the next time I do laundry, I might not wait three whole days to actually put it away.

What’s your favorite space-saving trick?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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10 Simple Things that Were Amazing When We Were Kids

It feels like yesterday I begged my mom to let me ride the weird mechanical rocking horse thing outside the grocery store. Now I’m doing adult stuff like paying bills, and sexy adult stuff like paying bills while shirtless.

It’s fun to take a break from all that and think back to when everything was simpler, and yet more fascinating. To be a kid was to be constantly in adventure mode, and there were countless little wondrous things along the way that added up to one grand journey.

Take a moment with me to look back and remember the little wonders…

10. The Party Pop

9. The Great Dispenser

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8. The Bathroom Hauntings

7. The Order of the Cheese

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6. The Vision

5. The Power

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4. The Pathway

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3. The Race Against Death

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2. The Prowl

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1. The Impossible Puzzle

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Honestly, I still get the urge to run up the stairs like a tiger, though my body isn’t super happy about it anymore.

And I still live in hope that someday, our top scientists will FIND A WAY to defy physics and push all the colors in the pencil down at the same time.

What’s your favorite little memory from childhood?

Let us know in the comments.

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Here are the Ages When You’re Best at Certain Things, According to Science

There’s good news and bad news here – the good is that there are things you will be good at during your entire life, but the bad is that, if you’re older than seven and looking to say, learn another language, you’ve passed your peak.

It turns out there are ages when you’re best at certain things, and below are some of the optimal times during your life to learn specific skills.

First, like I said, your ability to learn a new language peaks at age seven, and hits a large decline when you begin puberty. Learning new names is easier later, peaking around 22, but your ability to recall faces doesn’t peak until a decade later.

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Weird, that.

Typically gender doesn’t play into these common ebbs and flows of human life, though women will reach their peak earning potential at 39. That’s 9 years earlier than men, and that’s not really a fun thing to discover. Although both genders surprisingly reach peak math skills at 50.

I am so excited about this, because there’s still time!

On the other hand, I’m not holding my breath that my peak skills are going to be anything to write home about, based on where the curve has started.

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When you turn 51, you can expect to be a bit better at understanding other people’s emotions, and at 69, your vocabulary will be better than ever.

Finally, at 74, you’ll be the most happy with your body. If you’re lucky enough to make it to 82, your quality of mental heath will be at its peak.

Overall life satisfaction actually peaks twice – at 23 and 69.

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I wasted that first one in a terrible marriage; fingers crossed for 69!

Have you passed some of these milestones and found these to be true? Not?

We want to hear about your personal experiences in the comments!

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Pink Noise Might Help You Sleep Better and Remember More

A majority of adult human beings can agree that sleep is one of the best parts of life. We’re all in search of the perfect mattress, the softest sheets, the pillows with the best plump and the bedroom temperature that supports a long, restful night.

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And while you’ve probably heard advice like not watching television or using your phone right before bed and using your bedroom for sleep only, you may not have heard about a little thing called pink noise.

Pink noise is sort of like white noise, but it has a special blend of high and low frequencies that are more pleasant and balanced than the steady hissing static of a white noise machine. Pink noise, according to Berkeley Wellness, is a little deeper and meant to mimic more natural sounds, like rustling leaves or rushing waterfalls.

Studies have shown that both types of noise can help you fall and stay asleep, though a 2012 publication stated that participants brainwaves showed they slept much better with the pink compared to the white.

In 2013, another study out of Germany found that pink noise corresponded with longer periods of deep sleep, and something else, too – the morning after sleeping to pink noise, they were able to recall pairs of words they read before going to sleep with more accuracy than they could on nights without it.

In 2017, scientists started to wonder whether it worked the same for people of all ages, and published their results in the journal Frontiers in Human Neuroscience. Like the subjects of the 2013 study, these over-60s slept more deeply and performed better on a memory recall test the morning after a pink noise sleep than a quiet one.

Basically, you’re better off sleeping in a room that has some ambient noise instead of in the complete silence. And while keeping the television on has been found to have a negative impact on sleep, both white and pink noise are associated with better night’s sleep.

If you, like me, are having what appear to be age-related memory issues, well…I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking of giving pink noise a try.

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This Theory Says You’re Not the First Person to Have Lived Your Life

You’ve probably heard of the more popular theoretical physics theory called the “many worlds” theory, which delves into endless alternative timelines and has been exploited by Hollywood many times over.

Have you heard of the eternal return theory, though, that posits we’re all living an endless succession of the same life, sort of like Bill Murray in Groundhog’s Day?

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If not, your life is about to get better (or at least weirder) so hold onto your butts.

The theory comes courtesy of philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, who called his question one of “Eternal Recurrence.” He first brought it up in his book “The Gay Science,” and returned to it (pun intended) in “Thus Spoke Zarathustra,” and it has always been an attempt to make sense of the meaning of life.

Basically, if you are given the opportunity to live your life over again, making all the same choices and mistakes, feeling all of the same joy and pain, and you happily say “yes,” then your life was worth living. If you say “no,” then you have failed.

The philosopher’s private writings indicate he believed earnestly that this would happen, agonizing over the ramifications and considering a physics degree so he could get to the bottom of what he considered to be a deeper truth.

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And here’s the thing: some modern physics concepts support the idea that he might not have been wrong.

The “Big Bounce” (aka “Big Bang”) theory is, at its core, the blowing-up parts of a cycle of expansion and contraction, which has happened an infinite number of times already, like the universe is one of those expanding sphere toys. But since it’s the exact same matter and energy contracting into a singularity over and over again, and the rules of the universe don’t change (we assume), then there is a case to be made that the exact same sequence of events plays out every single time.

That said, most scientists don’t ascribe to the “Big Bounce” theory – they believe the universe is more like a pancake that keeps spreading out until it dissolves. Also, even if the “Big Bounce” theory is true, the “Many Worlds” theory also comes into play – there’s really no reason to think every single iteration of the universe has unfolded in exactly the same way.

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I have to say, I don’t think that I would like this to be true.

I mean, if I got to do it all over again, there are definitely mistakes I would like to avoid the next time around, using the knowledge I have now. What’s the point of getting to go back in time if you can’t fix anything, right?

What do you think? What’s your favorite universe theory? Nerd out with me in the comments!

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