The Coronavirus Toilet Paper Memes Are Here and They Are Pretty Hilarious

The world has flipped completely upside down and nothing makes sense anymore.

One of the side effects of the hysteria about the coronavirus is that people are hoarding toilet paper and it’s hard to get your hands on any right now.

Trust me, if you’ve been to the grocery store lately, all you see is empty shelves…

If you can’t laugh, you’re gonna cry, so here are some funny memes about the current toilet paper hysteria.

1. Can’t believe his eyes.

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2. You loved it last time you ate it.

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3. Please explain this to me.

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4. Don’t fall for it!

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5. Works like a charm.

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6. I knew this one was coming.

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7. How is this possible?

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8. You will now die.

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9. Was it worth it…?

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10. Brain is working overtime.

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11. Losing your mind.

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12. This should last a while.

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13. Not again…

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This is the world we live in now, people. Let’s all put our hands together and pray that it doesn’t last too long…

Or else we might all lose our minds…

How’s your toilet paper supply looking? Talk to us in the comments!

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This is What SARS, MERS, and COVID-19 All Have in Common

This is important, so pay attention.

SARS and MERS are two other coronaviruses that have jumped from animals to humans in the past several decades, so it stands to reason that doctors and researchers should be able to learn something about COVID-19 from the similar viruses that came before them, right?

It’s true, and while the three are distinctly different beasts, the three coronaviruses do have things in common.

The new coronavirus seems to have jumped from animals to human sometime late in 2019, probably in one of the animal markets prevalent in Wuhan, China. People began spreading it to each other, and as community transmission has grown and people have traveled all over the world, a global pandemic has been the result.

Although COVID-19 is a new virus, it’s not a new type of virus – coronaviruses are also the culprits behind SARS and MERS, two other dangerous respiratory illnesses that have popped up since 2003.

“Coronaviruses are a family of viruses which can cause a variety of diseases in humans and animals, typically respiratory illnesses in humans,” says Dr. S. Wesley long. “Four different coronaviruses cause up to a third of all cases of the common cold.”

The viruses typically live in animals like bats, pigs, and camels, and because this new coronavirus (and MERS and SARS) had never before leapt to humans, we struggled to combat them. Basically, our bodies didn’t know how to respond to a new invader, even if it’s similar to ones we’ve met already.

“When they make the jump to humans, our preexisting immunity is low. As human beings, we have never seen COVID-19 before and our immune system can’t react.”

Of the group of three, MERS has the highest mortality rate – around 35% – followed by SARS at 10%. So far, COVID-19 has a mortality rate around 2 and 3 percent, but is transmitted much more efficiently.

Which means more people are going to get it, and will perhaps land in the hospital, but fewer people are going to die.

Although MERS is known to still circulate in camels, both viruses disappeared from humans as quickly as they appeared; COVID-19 shows no signs of abating.

Another facet of COVID-19 that makes it easier to spread is that the virus begins to shed and infect others even before the infected person realizes they’re sick. With MERS and SARS, most infected people were already hospitalized before the disease progressed to that point.

“The current coronavirus outbreak is easier to catch, but less serious than their bigger cousins,” explains Dr. Cioe-Pena.

Even with the differences, though, lessons learned from those previous viruses are still extremely valuable. Scientists in China were able to report the strain to the WHO just four weeks after the first patient arrived, compared with four months with SARS. The faster ability to map the virus’ genome means a vaccine and treatment will be able to hit the market as soon as possible.

That said, it’s still a year in the future.

The fact that this version of coronavirus spreads so fast is the reason that social isolation and distancing are the best tools we have in combating it. According to Dr. Fauci, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, isolating sick patients at home, closing schools, asking people to telecommute, and limiting travel can all help slow the spread.

Don’t panic, but avoid going to public places as much as possible and self-quarantine if you suspect you might be ill.

The fact that we have dealt with and survived SARS and MERS previously have given scientists a leg up on combating COVID-19, so we’re all going to be fine.

Not today, not tomorrow, but eventually. Have faith.

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15 Songs You Can Sing While Washing Your Hands for 20 Seconds

Properly washing your hands is crucial to preventing infections and illnesses, pandemic or not. The thing is, the coronavirus has heightened awareness of why this is so.

The reality is that most people probably wash their hands improperly, but some people have taken it upon themselves to make handwashing fun for all.

Check out these songs so you can remember to wash your hands a minimum of 20 seconds! Keep in mind that this refers to the choruses in these songs. Hopefully, you’ll find something you like and stick to it!

15. Happy Birthday (Twice)

14. Stayin’ Alive (Bee Gees)

During times like this, the song even has a double-meaning.

13. It’s a Small World

You know the one. From the Disney ride with the never-ending song.

12. Dona Novis Pacem

For the classically inclined!

11. This Elementary School Classic

Bonus: you probably already know it.

10. It’s The End of The World

R.E.M. created the perfect chorus for our times!

9. This Land Is Your Land

This land is my land.

8. Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

Bob Marley knew!

7. All-Star by Smash Mouth

Might as well feel great while practicing good hygiene.

6. This Suggestion Only Girls Scouts Understand

Whatever helps you.

5. Mr. Brightside by The Killers

A 22-second chorus is just what the doctor ordered.

4. The Jeopardy Song

It also has other uses.

3. Baby Shark

At least, as long as you know how long it will last, right?

2. Te Bote

For reggaeton lovers.

1. Stairway to Heaven

For the overly cautious.

Hopefully at least one of these songs will make handwashing more fun for you. In the meantime, wash your hands and stay safe!

Are there any songs you would add to this list? Share them with us in the comments section.

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A Doctor Explains What You Need to Know About N95 Masks

Covering the coronavirus 24/7 seems like overkill, but there are some good people out there doing awesome work to make sure we all stay safe.

By now, you may have seen memes, videos, and other social media posts about how to prevent getting sick.

Leora Horwitz is a medical professional who took it upon herself to share what she knows about N95 masks. Horwitz began with how to make sure you can use them correctly.

An easy test follows.

The test then gets more interesting.

There’s also a reading portion in this exam.

Then, she must remove the mask properly.

And once again, she has to conduct the test in a different way.

It’s also possible to mess things up if you don’t know how to properly remove the mask.

Non-medical folks are also discouraged from buying these for an important reason.

Heed her warning!

If you’re not sick, these masks can’t help you.

Here’s what these masks are truly for, and who they’re truly for.

She also explained that even those in the medical community have difficulty properly using these masks.

She even provided another helpful link.

Auto repair workers also need these masks!

Thankfully most people understood Dr. Horwitz’s point. Thanks to her thread we now know there’s a proper way to put on these masks.

Removing them safely is equally important! Though it’s tempting to hoard supplies, it helps if we only stick to purchases we truly need.

Did you learn anything useful from this thread? Feel free to share why or why not.

The comments section is there for just that!

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Some Helpful Tips for Working From Home Amid COVID-19 Pandemic

The United States is not on an official lockdown quarantine yet, but many people – and businesses – are taking the recommendation to socially distance themselves seriously.

That means we’re at home, probably with our kids and maybe our spouse, trying to get work done amidst the chaos. And as someone who fights this battle every single day already, I’m here to tell you…it ain’t easy.

If you’re finding yourself facing this battle for the foreseeable future, here are some tips for being productive even without someone there watching.

Also, some tips for being able to separate your home and work lives, because take it from me, it can be far too easy to let everything blend together. Which means you’re basically always working, or think you should be working, and that doesn’t do anything good for your stress levels.

Here are 12 really amazing tips!

12. It’s so, so hard for friends and family to get.

11. That “end time” is tough but necessary.

10. Hopefully they’re old enough to listen to rules.

9. As hard as it is to ignore the laundry…

8. This will make everything easier.

7. Act like you’re clocking in and out.

6. Be patient; it takes time.

5. Especially the news on the television.

4. Only a year?

3. I love the timer idea.

2. I am going to try this one, for sure.

1. This is something we need to do more of even with our day jobs.

I’m going to incorporate some of these myself, though the kid thing is hard to navigate at the moment.

Do you have anything to add? Are you struggling with everyone at home?

Let’s talk it out in the comments!

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Funny Social Distancing Measures People Are Taking to Avoid Getting Coronavirus

COVID-19 has spread to many countries all over the globe. Governments are urging citizens to stay home, and some countries are on lockdown.

Common advice includes frequently washing one’s hands (and for a minimum of 20 seconds), not touching one’s face or eyes, and staying indoors to prevent transmission.

People are changing their habits in order to prevent sickness, but some people are changing their habits more than most.

7. This YouTuber Went All Out!

YouTuber is ready to travel and stay safe.

6. Bras Are DIY Masks Now!

(Note: there’s no proof that these work or that they don’t.)

5. Here’s An Interesting Thread

These are some creative methods to go shopping for food.

4. Dogs Also Get Protection Too!

People are geniuses at repurposing every-day items so they can fashion any possible way to protect themselves—and their furry friends.

3. Motorcycle Helmets Have a New Purpose

2. Memphis Parents Aren’t Playing!

Some parents are wearing garbage bags as outfits. The video also shows parents who spray their children down with disinfectant, and who wipe their children’s things down as well.

1. This Man Made Made An Isolation Contraption

A perfect visual for our time of social distancing.

These things seem funny, but at least they show that people are taking the coronavirus seriously and doing what they can to prevent infection.

In the meantime, it’s definitely important to heed the suggestions of public health experts and stay put.

What did you think of these makeshift prevention tools? We can’t wait to know your thoughts and opinions.

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Unusual Jobs That You Can Study For in College

If you’ve ever seen the TV show Dirty Jobs, you know there are some truly unusual careers that people actually live out every day. While I don’t consider my job to be in that field—sitting at home writing from the confines of my plush desk chair certainly doesn’t sound too bad—other jobs can only be described as weird.

But no matter if you prefer a typical office-based job or your interests veer well outside the norm, there is a job for everyone. Certain colleges and universities offer unique opportunities that can set you up a lifetime of success. Here are 13 unusual jobs that you can study for in college before you go out into the working world.

1. Fermentation Sciences – Appalachian State University

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Amateur home brewers can take their talent to the next level at Appalachian State University. This major is offered in the A.R. Smith Department of Chemistry and Fermentation Sciences and provides students with a strong foundation in chemistry and biology.

You will also learn about the business, marketing and advertising principles that can make you a successful brewer and salesman.

2. Viticulture and Enology – Cornell University

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If beer isn’t your thing but you still appreciate the fermentation process, you can go to Cornell University and learn about the wine business.

This growing industry requires extensive knowledge in growing grapes, soil management, pest control and everything involved in the wine-making process.

Just make sure your study time doesn’t turn into drinking time.

3. Floral Management – Mississippi State University

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Ask any guy how expensive Valentine’s Day flowers can be and you’ll have a new appreciation for that bouquet of roses.

Floral management involves a number of critical steps, such as sourcing, purchasing and marketing.

If you pursue this unusual career at Mississippi State University, you can even get practical experience at The University Florist flower shop located on campus.

4. Entertainment Engineering & Design – University of Nevada, Las Vegas

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It takes an army to run a casino. And there’s a reason casinos generate millions of dollars every year.

Students who pursue this unusual degree from the University of Nevada get exposure to the business of the entertainment industry as well as venue design and biomechanics.

Anyone down for an educational trip to Vegas?

5. Bowling Industry Management and Technology – Vincennes University

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At Vincennes University, students can study a truly one-of-a-kind major in Bowling Industry Management and Technology.

If you pursue this unusual job, some of your classes will include “Lane and Pinsetter Maintenance” and “Responsible Alcohol Service.”

Are bowling shoes considered professional work attire?

6. Packaging – Michigan State University

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Michigan State’s School of Packaging is no joke. In fact, it offers bachelors, masters and even doctorate programs in this overlooked field.

By the time you’re done, wrapping Christmas presents won’t be a challenge anymore.

7. Bakery Science – Kansas State University

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Baking bread would be a dream come true (if I didn’t manage to eat all of it).

Fellow baking enthusiasts can pursue this career at Kansas State University, where students will learn the science of the perfect loaf.

Just let me know if you need any taste testers.

8. Gunsmithing – Lassen Community College

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Lassen Community College is located in California and offers a historically good Gunsmithing school that was founded 75 years ago.

This may seem like a #FlashbackFriday type of job, but it takes supreme skill and focus to be successful in this field.

9. Adventure Education – Plymouth State University

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If you can’t stand staying indoors, then Plymouth State University’s Adventure Education major is the choice for you.

Students will get to work alongside ecologists and physicians while learning how to survive and thrive outdoors.

10. Bicycle Design and Fabrication – Minnesota State College Southeast

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Become a cycling pro at Minnesota State College Southeast, where you can obtain a two-year degree in Bicycle Design and Fabrication.

You’ll never have to worry about fixing a flat tire or bent handlebars again.

11. Greenhouse Operations – Gateway Technical College

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Building a sustainable food supply is critical moving forward. And what better way to learn about cultivating crops than studying Greenhouse Operations at Gateway Technical College.

Soon enough you’ll be a certified expert in everything from temperature to humidity to soil maintenance.

12. Citrus and Horticultural Science – Florida Southern College

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If you’d prefer to be outside with nature, take your talents to Florida Southern College.

Here you will specialize in citrus studies, learning about lemons, grapefruits, oranges and other delicious fruits. You’d be surprised at what a sweet payoff this major can provide.

13. Social Media – Pace University, University of Florida, University of Southern California

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Everyone can post on Facebook or Instagram. But do you know how to run ad campaigns or make use of Google Analytics?

Nearly every industry has a need for social media expertise, and you can go from taking selfies at home to managing social media accounts for Fortune 500 companies.

Any of these seem appealing to you? Let us know in the comments!

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The Funny Reason Why Scientists Think Chimpanzees Throw Their Poop

As far as I’m concerned, monkeys in general can just keep their distance. I think it was reading ‘The Hot Zone’ that led me to this conclusion – and that’s also the reason I refer loudly to all monkeys as “Ebola Monkeys” at the zoo.

But seriously, you guys. Monkeys are kind of gross.

Case in point – they like to throw their own feces, preferably at people and seemingly just for laughs. Who does that? And why?

Well, hold on, because we’re about to tackle yet another big question.

Here’s the most interesting thing, right up front – according to the Jane Goodall Institute of Canada, chimps don’t typically throw their poop in the wild.

They do like to throw things, but they usually stick to rocks or branches when they’re annoyed, but in captivity, there often isn’t anything readily available. So. Poop, because that’s always on hand (literally).

Chimps are also a**holes, so they throw poop at people because we give them a reaction. Whether it’s a zoo employee or a guest, people tend to lose their own shit when some is hurled their direction, and when chimps realize that they can control the behavior of their captors with a simple gesture, well. They love it.

Yes… that’s right… they’re basically toddlers.

But hold on, because also like toddlers, their behavior doesn’t mean they’re dumb. A 2012 study out of Emory University found that chimps with good aim had better developed motor cortexes, where physical actions are coordinated. They also had better communication between the cortex and Broca’s area, part of the frontal cortex that helps process language in people.

They also demonstrated more development in their left brain hemispheres and were better communicators in their social groups.

Also? A 2009 study found that the actions could be premeditated – an aggressive chimp at Sweden’s Furuvik Zoo named Satino would gather rocks and stockpile them before the zookeepers arrived for the day, making sure that he had ammunition ready. Similarly, other chimps have been known to poop in their hand and then hold onto it until a particularly annoying human walks by.

I mean, I’m not a fan of monkeys, but listen… if people were wandering by and staring at me all day, making dumb comments and harassing me while I’m trying to take a nap? I don’t know, I might be tempted to throw something, too.

So like I said at the outset, I really think it’s best for us and the chimps if we all just keep our distance.

Thank you.

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A 230-Foot Organ Uses the Ocean to Create Truly Haunting Music

It might seem like the ocean and human beings have nothing in common, but this 230-foot sea organ in Croatia proves that if we work together with the elements, there’s still beauty to be found.

The organ uses the energy of both the wind and the waters of the Adriatic sea to create random, soothing, and amazingly harmonized notes. It’s a vast improvement on the ugly, long concrete shoreline that ran the length of Croatia’s shore previously. WWII devastated the country, and the reconstruction of Zadar was quick, pragmatic, and uninspired.

The sea-organ is called a “morske orgulje” in Croatian. It was designed, by a native architect named Nikola Basic and has been open to an adoring public since 2005.

The organ has holes at the bottom of the steps, and the water and wind that enter there are channeled into resonating chambers. From there, the sound exits through holes along the highest steps.

Locals love the installment, and often enjoy their lunches there along with the tourists who want to see the harmony between human and sea for themselves.

I imagine there’s something about staring out at the waves, soaking up some much needed fresh air and sunshine, and listening to the sound of what could still be, should people everywhere have the good sense to listen to the world we live in before its too late.

Take a listen…

Or maybe they just like the sound and the water and it’s a nice spot where people don’t talk too much.

What do I know? Let’s hear from you! What did you think about the organ’s music? Drop a comment!

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This is the Sleep Cycle Used By Tesla and Da Vinci

Most of us look forward to being able to get several solid hours of sleep when possible. If you’re someone who has more ideas than hours in the day (or years in your life), though, sleep can start to seem like one big, frustrating waste of time.

If you’re as big a Seinfeld fan as I am, here is where you start to realize you’ve heard about this Uberman Sleep Cycle before, and recall that in practice, it didn’t work so well for Kramer.

It seems counterintuitive that sleeping less could lead to more and better ideas. Sleep deprivation is linked to many not-so-great side effects like eating too much, leaving you as impaired as alcohol, deadening your ability to learn, and withering your brain.

That said, the science behind naps is also solid. People who lived in the pre-Industrial age seemed particularly attuned to that fact. They used to sleep in segments, twice a day, known as a biphasic sleep cycle.

Thinkers Nikola Tesla and Leonardo da Vinci, though, took things one step further with a polyphasic sleep cycle (sleeping more than three times a day), known as the Uberman.

Basically, they would take several shorter naps, around 20 minutes in length, throughout the day. They don’t have to be equal distances apart, and both da Vinci and Tesla adapted the practice for their own needs.

Da Vinci (who Kramer attempted to copy), famously slept fifteen minutes every four hours, meaning that for every 24 hour period, he slept only around an hour and a half. The schedule gained him six extra productive hours a day, and 20 extra years of productivity during his lifetime.

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And Tesla, he allegedly never slept more than two hours out of every 24, a practice that professors warned were killing him, and some speculate led to his mental breakdown at the age of 25.

As for whether or not any of this might actually have contributed to their genius, a 1989 study published in Work & Stress found that polyphasic sleep strategies do improve prolonged sustained performance – but given how things can turn out in reality, you won’t want to take it to these sorts of extremes.

If you do decide to give this a go in some way, shape, or form, please report back – I’m dying to know if you, too, end up in the Hudson River in a sack.

And you know, even if it’s not that dramatic, we still want to hear about it.

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