There are A TON of hilarious women on Twitter who make us laugh on a daily basis.

There are so many, in fact, that it can be hard to keep up. That’s why we do these round-ups of hilarious tweets by women so you can stay in the loop!

Here are some good ones for you to enjoy.

1. This should be interesting.

You’re telling me my professor who can’t stop the YouTube autoplayer from playing the next video is going to teach classes online? This should be good.

— Nikki Insana (@NikkiInsana) March 11, 2020

2. Not much different.

I'm a single woman in her 30s in LA, I already live in quarantine.

— Lauren Greenberg (@LaurenGreenberg) March 10, 2020

3. You know it’s happening.

Somewhere…somehow…some frat boy is planning a coronavirus themed date party

— march madison (@saintbaddy) March 11, 2020

4. It might work…

Has anyone tried unplugging 2020 and plugging it back in?

— Felicia Gordon (@feliciapgordon) March 12, 2020

5. 8 a.m., sharp!

festivals: cancelled
nba: cancelled
my work: see you tomorrow

— cheyenne. (@cheymagine) March 12, 2020

6. This is awkward.

me and my coworkers logging into all of our meetings remotely for the next couple of weeks pic.twitter.com/fpOYiHJLcl

— isha (@ikasliwal) March 9, 2020

7. See you all soon.

this is a bad time for ppl whose two coping mechanisms r Kissing and going to the store for no reason. i’ll see u all on the other side…..

— helena (@freshhel) March 13, 2020

8. That was quick.

Me leaving the beaches of Mykonos to head back to the office after flying over for $87.94 during my lunch break pic.twitter.com/neUx3fvtqZ

— k. matt but kristyn works too (@kmatthewildcat) March 10, 2020

9. Hahaha. That is weird.

It has been years and I keep thinking about why they didn't just edit this out lol pic.twitter.com/GbeM7y3uLd

— yes, really. (@simonefiasco_) March 12, 2020

10. Not a great day.

Schools close, Tom Hanks, trouble in the big banks, no vaccine, quarantine, no more toilet paper seen.

Travel ban, Weinstein, panic COVID-19, NBA, gone away, what else do I have to sayyyyyy https://t.co/N86qx9wZxq

— The Caffeinated Therapist (@bellabee13) March 12, 2020

11. I’ll take that award.

margot robbie on her way to receive her oscar for best leading actress in birds of prey thanks to every movie being postponed pic.twitter.com/NBiUjsKL1u

— marti (@befcresunset) March 12, 2020

12. He wasn’t messing around.

Dracula literally wanted to wipe out the whole human race for killing his woman… real king shit!

— חוה (@venusin12th) March 11, 2020

13. Wow…just wow…

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson: we have coronavirus.

Chet Hanks: pic.twitter.com/8KImVfyDPy

— Ouiser (@carpebohemian) March 12, 2020

14. I hope not…

the doctor after i pee in that little cup pic.twitter.com/THmaFeaZou

— illyminal crossing (@illymation) March 8, 2020

LOLzz for DAYzz, am I right?

Do you follow any really funny women on Twitter that we should know about?

Tell us about them in the comments so we can start following them, too!

Thanks!

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It’s a man’s world? Not anymore…

Judging by the number of hilarious women who are keeping all of us laughing consistently on social media, I’d say women are in charge.

No doubt about it. Don’t believe me? Then just take a look at these funny tweets.

Trust me on this one…

1. A lot of this going around…

My friend's boss received a link to an article from his friend saying the London Underground has been shut down for 3 weeks and forwarded it to the entire office before realising that it was a fake article that links to a picture of a naked man

— el (@possiblyel) March 12, 2020

2. This is big news.

Just want to let everyone know that Doctors has a storyline where a woman thinks everyone she meets is Joe Pasquale. And Joe Pasquale is playing all the characters. Working from home is going well. pic.twitter.com/GbsnNEq2Sx

— Holly (@holly_m_rogers) March 12, 2020

3. It’s your fault.

my overprotective catholic mother just told me this lockdown is God’s way of telling me I go out too much.. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault for not staying home MY BAD

— jai (@bootangina) March 20, 2020

4. Whatever works…

Ordered Amazon Delivery and selected “replace item” with the closest thing they can find if they run out of stock…

We ordered tampons.

And they sent the closest appropriate thing.

Which right now, is a bag of 50 frozen sausage rolls.

— Clare Barry (@ClareBarry) March 18, 2020

5. Funny…and kind of sad…

So my dog has been so happy that everyone is home for quarantine, that his tail has stopped working, so we went to the vet and the vet said ‘he had sprained his tail from excessively wagging it’

— Emma smith (@Emmasmith77xx) March 20, 2020

6. A strange time, huh?

me and me dad are sharing the dining room table working from home today. He's an aerospace engineer on a conference call ordering fuselage prototypes and I'm drawing a duck

— lydia (@lydiakahill) March 19, 2020

7. Performing major surgery.

Day 6 of Quarantine: C-Section went smooth. The Cuties are in great shape and mother is recovering pic.twitter.com/wAyLkYiKxh

— Makiya Tony Starks Daughter (@selenamua_) March 20, 2020

8. That is very odd.

can we talk about how repunzels mom forced her to stay inside so she’d be safe from her kingdom which is named corona

— dillan-lfw n1 (@secretmoments13) March 16, 2020

9. Remember that?

this like the exact opposite of that pokemon go summer

— Sabrina (@NerdyAndQuirky) March 16, 2020

10. Just make a list.

*quarantine day 6*

roommate: should we make a list?

me: of what?

roommate: anything really…

— mary beth (@marybethbarone) March 19, 2020

11. I’d love to have one of these right now.

Not such an insensitive gift now, was it? pic.twitter.com/09Nbyj1Wty

— Elika Sadeghi (@elikasadeghi) March 16, 2020

12. True for all of us right now…

Tested positive for missing the homies

— lluvia (@Youveeuh) March 16, 2020

What did I tell you? AM I right, or am I right or am I RIGHT?

I thought so…

Alright, how about doing us a favor and share some links for funny tweets by women in the comments.

We appreciate it!

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It’s time for another installment of funny tweets from the hysterical women of Twitter!

Why do we keep bringing you these kinds of articles?

Because the women of Twitter keep on bringing the funny!

Here are just 12 more examples of what I’m talking about…enjoy.

1. I need one of these.

Me if this virus don’t stop playing pic.twitter.com/IxkqTw3tQf

— Silvia (@mynamessilvia) March 18, 2020

2. That is not cool.

Pollen still coming out during a global pandemic??? Bitch read the room

— not melba (@Melbreezy_) March 20, 2020

3. A little different…

Nick Ferrari: "they kept the theatres open during the blitz, but not during this"

You couldn't CATCH THE BLITZ you roaster

— SheRa Marley (@SheRa_Marley) March 17, 2020

4. You do you.

Day 1 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health

Day 2 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower

— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt) March 18, 2020

5. A shadowy figure.

when i pass thru the background of my boyfriend's WFH video call: pic.twitter.com/1lTaeWUejs

— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) March 18, 2020

6. Not a fan.

Welp, turns out I don’t want to eat salad in the apocalypse either

— Ashly Perez (@itsashlyperez) March 18, 2020

7. That’s a little improvement.

me: i am gonna get so good at cooking
me, 3 days later: ah, another perfectly toasted Pop Tart

— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 14, 2020

8. Not gonna be friends.

Watched hoards of L.A. people ram fully-loaded shopping carts like bumper cars in a fight to clean out a canned food aisle and thought, "I'm not singing from a fucking balcony with any of you."

— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 16, 2020

9. This is the perfect time for this.

Now is the perfect time to start my ideal dating relationship: occasional texts, never seeing each other, I bring “my boyfriend” up in every single conversation I have.

— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 16, 2020

10. What a show!

me in 1 week watching a scrap of plastic blow across the street pic.twitter.com/ZvXlCIQbzy

— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) March 17, 2020

11. You’re not going anywhere!

in an unsettling reversal of my teenage years, I am now yelling at my parents for going out

— Brigid Delaney (@BrigidWD) March 16, 2020

12. Don’t we all?

pic.twitter.com/CWRcB4DfNW

— Maria (@Mariaa_bol) March 16, 2020

I told you, didn’t I? Just listen to me from now and don’t question anything I say, okay?

Okay, now that we have that cleared up, we want to hear from you. Tell us about some of the hilarious women you follow on social media, across all platforms: Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc.

In the comments, please and thank you!

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Browsing memes isn’t just a luxury right now, it’s a necessity. Something about memes, even when they’re about awful things, makes everything feel a little more manageable.

Like we’re all in this together, and sure it kinda sucks, but if we can laugh about it we’ll be ok.

Here are 12 things that memes can make us feel better about today.

12. Your Self-Endangering Friends

11. The Latest Apocalypse

10. The Afterlife

9. Bankruptcy

8. Over-Drinking

7. Photobombers

6. Your Stalker

5. Boring Conversations

4. Time Being Relative

3. Bad Roommates

2. Judgmental People

1. Exhaustion

None of those things feels like too big of a deal now. Who needs mediation or therapy when you’ve got memes?

What do memes help YOU with?

Let’s talk about it in the comments.

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There’s a lot of talk about how the Internet and social media are total distractions. Usually that’s phrased in a negative light, but I say, who doesn’t need a distraction now and then? I mean truly NEED one?

One of my favorite distractions is checking out what brilliant little nuggets of bite-sized laughs twitter has been cranking out. Here’s a few great ones to help you be distracted in a good way:

11. Oh… no no no…

Forget your financial worries in an instant by trapping some pubic hair in your zip.

— Paul (@bingowings14) July 30, 2017

10. Nobody’s winning in this score

Wanted a toothbrush, got a cyberpunk future. pic.twitter.com/cwmKz3APVl

— E.Saxey (@esaxey) August 7, 2017

9. Please don’t look

do you ever wonder if the bank just looks through your account and thinks, "what the hell is this person doing"

— Reilly Small (@ReillySmall) March 27, 2017

8. “Checkout is 5 minutes after you wake up”

HOTELS: this is a place to relax, unwind, and take it easy

ALSO HOTELS: we stop serving breakfast at sunrise

— Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) March 6, 2019

7. BEHOLD! IT IS ON THE DRESSER!

Graduation, marriage, childbirth… I’ve had a lot of significant moments in my life, but none have been as rewarding as that ONE time my wife said she couldn’t find something, and I found it.

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) June 10, 2019

6. Start practicing your sick voice

When the drinks are going down way too easy at happy hour pic.twitter.com/Ao2VyKWRbZ

— Dr Grayfang (@DrGrayfang) February 27, 2020

5. Mind your business, Netflix

did my mom send this pic.twitter.com/SrytbLHGre

— heather schmelzlen (@anchorlines) February 27, 2020

4. Dodged a bullet

in high school our gym teacher asked us who we thought the smartest teacher in the school was. we guessed the AP chem teacher, the precalc teacher, the AP physics teacher, etc. he goes, nope, it’s me because I get paid the same as those guys and I play dodgeball all day.

— ????????? (@spinubzilla) February 29, 2020

3. Oof

When I was younger I thought cops were legally allowed to commit crimes and get away with it and then I got older and found out that wasn’t true and then I got even older and found out it was

— Jules (@Julian_Epp) June 6, 2018

2. How bout shut your mouth

A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remained silent. I love London

— sophie thompson (@sophxthompson) May 16, 2018

1. Villains have feelings too

PETER PAN: we meet again, Captain Hook

CAPTAIN HOOK: well well well– wait u guys call me Hook?

PETER PAN: yeah

CAPTAIN HOOK: because of the hand?

PETER PAN: …i'm sorr-

CAPTAIN HOOK: wow ok hey my dads dead too why not call me captain dead dad

— eli the cutie pie (@jazz_inmypants) July 25, 2019

There, now you’ve replaced whatever was swirling around in your head with visions of these scenarios put on the internet by strangers. Isn’t modern life miraculous?

What’s your favorite tweet recently?

Tell us in the comments.

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