Films for the whole family are Disney’s bread and butter, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hide “adult” jokes that go over kids’ heads.

A Reddit thread asked people to share their favorite such jokes. There were thousands of responses, but here are some that stood out.

15. Oedipal Jokes, Hercules

“When Hercules is walking with Meg after their date and he says ‘And then that play, that Oedipus thing?

Man, I thought I had problems!’”

—StarryBlossom

14. The Glance, Ratatouille

“In Ratatouille when the chef dude says I have a little tiny- as to referring to his rat but the girl quickly glances towards his crotch.

The master chef also says ‘One can get TOO familiar with vegetables you know.’”

—JustBorde

13. The Open Wings, Toy Story 2

“When Buzz Lighteryear’s wings open after seeing Jessie pull off a cool stunt at the end of Toy Story 2.”

—ZDog64

12. Piston Cups, Cars

“Lightning McQueen: ‘Guys, Doc has three Piston Cups!’ Mater: /spittake/ ‘He did WHUT in his cup?!’”

—096

11. Shoe Size, Frozen

“One example I like to use is from Frozen.

When Anna is in the sleigh with Christoph he is asking about Prince Hans. One of his questions is ‘shoe size?’ Her response is ‘shoe size doesn’t matter.’”

—Mogulzns

10. Under The Sea, The Little Mermaid

“‘Baby it’s better

Down where it’s wetter

Take it from me’

Great flex, Sebastian.”

—xUnika

9. This Shrek Number

“The Robin Hood song in Shrek:

Hood: I like a little spice and a saucy little maid

Merry Men: what he’s basically saying is that he likes to get – (laid)

Hood, interrupting: Paid!”

—Zalminen

8. This Misunderstanding, Trolls

“I’m the movie Trolls, the trolls are confused by what sarcasm was, so one of them goes, ‘I think I had a sarcasm once..’

If..If you get what I mean..”

7. This Marination, Aristocats

“In the Aristocats- when that goose stumbles out of that restaurant and we see the menu for that night, the special being Goose Basted in White Wine. O’Malley says, “Basted? He’s been marinated in it!”

5 year old me was like what? 25 year old me was like ha!”

—shadleberry

6. Multiplication Jokes, Zootopia

“In Zootopia / Zootropolis.

-Judy Hopps (a rabbit) comes from the town of BunnyBurrow. When you see the sign board for the town, the town population number is a clicker, constantly clicking up.

-When Judy tries to get the fox Nick to help her, she blackmails him. Threatens to charge him with tax evasion if he doesn’t help her. She starts calculating how much tax he has failed to pay and says ‘I mean, what do I know, I’m just a dumb bunny, but we are good at multiplying…’”

—Sygga

5. Mr. Potato Head’s Move, Toy Story

“The classic Mr. Potato head taking off his lips and patting them on his “behind” in Toy Story.

As a kid I had no idea what that meant, but re-watching it while I was on a binge I finally realized he was saying “ass kisser” and I lost it.”

—Fluttermun

4. Acupuncturists, Mulan

“Mulan

‘My children never caused such trouble. They all became acupuncturists!’

“Well we can’t all be acupuncturists!”

‘No! Your great granddaughter had to be a cross-dresser!’”

—HugOWar

3. This Photo, The Rescuers

“The photo of a topless woman in a window in The Rescuers.

Disney claims that it was added in post production and that their animators aren’t responsible. They also forced a recall of 3.4 million VHS copies of the film in 1999 when the image was finally discovered.”

—Galaxy_Ranger_Bob

2. This Reference to #2, Finding Nemo

“Finding Nemo, as the fish have just started polluting their tank.

‘Doesn’t anybody realize we are swimming in our own sh–‘

‘Shh! Here he comes!’”

—Valcyor

1. Bath-time Jokes, Prince of Egypt

“In Prince of Egypt where Moses was getting a bath and then said “you’ve cleaned every inch of me- woah! I was wrong.”

Go watch it if you believe in the Bible or aren’t easily offended religion-wise.”

—DragonGaming11

There are many more jokes in the original thread. With the many animated Disney films, there are probably tons of jokes waiting to be discovered.

Are there any jokes you think Redditors miss?

There’s space for you to share them below in the comments!

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Hitting a bullseye when it comes to romance can be a risky game.

Something that you might think is incredibly romantic or sexy might cause another person to recoil in horror. Hey, it happens to the best of us, right?

People on AskReddit shared the romantic gestures that they’ve received that they really weren’t feeling…at all.

1. That’s not what you’re supposed to do.

“He used to think that whispering sweet nothings into my ear meant literally whispering the phrase, “sweet nothings.”

Took me about a year before I couldn’t keep a straight face anymore.”

2. That’s pretty gross.

“Had an ex who thought that it would be hot to surprise me by getting Hershey’s syrup, whipped cream, and a banana to make a sundae IN HERSELF.

Do you want yeast infections?…because that’s how you get yeast infections.

She got a yeast infection.”

3. Thanks a lot?

“During an encounter of a sexual nature with a girl I was seeing at the time she whispers “you’ve got the 3rd biggest penis of a man I have ever been with”.

4. Still enjoyed it.

“My girlfriend when I was 16 tried to give me a lap dance while I was editing her English paper. She threw her head back and broke my nose.

At 16 that was still kinda hot.”

5. That’s creepy.

“After a long week of exams, I came home to take a nap before we went out for the weekend.

My ex lied to my roommates to get a key to the place and proceeded to watch me sleep for 4 hours to make sure I wasn’t “disturbed.””

6. You’re going to love my mother.

“For Valentine’s Day one year my ex-husband got me a full body massage…with his massage therapist mother.

One hour of straight cringing.”

7. Ugh! No way!

“Bought me one praying mantis egg because she thought it would contain one praying mantis.

It hatched in my room and there were like 500 babies eating each other and crawling everywhere, since they were small enough to fit through the vents in the bug cage.”

8. Totally hammered.

“My now-husband, after a night of drinking in college, decided he would sneak into my dorm room (I had to work the following morning) and kiss me awake and we’d have some sexytime.

He completely overestimated the level of suaveness he could pull off while plastered. He makes it through the door without me hearing, but I wake up to a naked dude crawling up my body from the bottom of my twin bed. I screamed and shoved – as one should in such a scenario – and he ended up on the floor, where he very nearly passed out.

About this time, I realized who it was, got his naked butt up off the floor, closed the door after assuring my sleepy neighbor that he was fine, and shoved him into my bed. I got into bed, and he attempted to crawl on top of me, mumbling something about how sexy I was in the middle of the night. It took two “Go to SLEEP, [VandyBoy]”s before he finally rolled over and passed out.

He had no idea the next day how he’d ended up in my bed.”

9. It took you two years?

“Went over every inch of my face like a blind man reading Braille. Something about being able to better remember me later….

And instead of kissing me on the cheek or forehead, he would kiss under my chin, like, directly beneath my tongue…because “it was a space no one else had ever kissed” or something.

Took me 2 years to realize how damn crazy he was.”

10. Just like Swayze in Road House.

“When we were 16 my boyfriend tried to give me a lap dance and tried to swing his leg over my head.

He’s not the most flexible person so he ended roundhouse kicking me in the face and making me cry.”

11. Very, very sensual.

“My ex girlfriend got turned on by the romance languages and heavy accents. Luckily for her, I took 4 years of Latin in middle and high school. Unfortunately it’s not really a speakable language, however I memorized a few things for class assignments.

I seductively whispered the pledge of allegiance and the opening paragraph of the Caesar’s Gallic Wars in her ears more times than I can remember.”

12. How truly touching…

“A guy I went out on a total of one date with.

We were at Burger King (yes, I know, how romantic to begin with), when he saw a fly on the window next to our table. In a display of his big strong manly man-ness, he used his bare hand and smashed it against the window. Upon seeing me disgusted, he decided that, to make it better, he would just smear the guts into a heart shape on the window glass.

How truly touching.”

13. That is painful.

“There was this guy that I was making out with, but I was hell-bent on not letting it get serious. He was handsome, but he was way too cringy.

So one night, he texts me to come up to his dorm, and I’m expecting the usual make out session.

When I arrive, he greets me at the door. Candles glittering like a godamn Toni Braxton video. We weren’t even allowed to have candles. He picks me up in bridegroom pose and whisks me over to his twin bed. All the while, his poor roommate is hunched over his computer in the corner with his headphones on, just pretending that this is all not happening.

The guy proceeds to play me a song he wrote on his acoustic guitar and sings to me with tears in his eyes. I just kept glancing at the roommate for some intervention, but nah, he wasn’t having it.

When he finishes, he puffs his chest for courage and confidently declares his love for me. There was a long, cliffhanger of a silence before I said: “I’m sorry, but I don’t feel the same.” That was about the time he literally ripped off his button-up shirt in some display of brute strength and started banging his head on the wall, sobbing and murmuring about being pathetic. I actually walked over and used my hand as a cushion between his forehead and the wall to get him to stop.

Meanwhile, his roommate never acknowledged what was going on around him. Not even once.”

14. Wow. Bold move.

“Came into my house last night and found a stuffed elephant sitting on the table. While I’m contemplating why the fuck there is a Babies-R-Us elephant on a plate, my now fiancee says from the doorway “I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room” and dropped to one knee with a ring box. I’m still giggling over that one.”

15. A classy guy.

“I was dating my current girlfriend in high school. Senior year, prom season came around.

In order to ask her to prom, I wrote “Prom?” on my ass and mooned her. She cried, clearly expecting something more romantic.

I still feel bad about it to this day, but we laugh about it now.”

Yikes, those are kind of painful.

How about you? Have you ever had something like this happen to you? Or maybe you were the one who got rejected?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Left-handed people never get any of the breaks, do they?

Nothing is made for them, their poor hands are always cramping up, and basically their lives are a living hell.

Let us begin…and keep these folks in your thoughts, please.

1. What do you think?

2. F these chairs.

3. Not in on the joke.

4. Thanks, Gramps.

5. It is a superpower.

6. Makes sense, right?

7. That would be wonderful.

8. The ultimate pie chart.

9. Poor left hands…

10. The worst!

11. Here’s the good news.

To all the lefties out there: we’re here for you if you need us…

Are you a left-handed person?

Tell us about your everyday struggles in the comments!

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Do people today appreciate history like older generations do?

I think they do if there are funny memes involved! And that’s exactly what we’re about to get into.

Let’s do some fun history learnin’!

1. That’s where.

2. Hold that thought.

3. Very impressive.

4. Look at all my shit!

5. That dreaded haircut.

6. Two different stories.

7. Really did them in.

8. No can do.

9. Think about that one.

10. Expired quite a while ago.

11. The last laugh.

12. Worked that way for a loooooong time.

13. Oh yes he can.

Those are good. Those are realllllll good.

Have you seen any hilarious history-related memes lately?

If so, post them in the comments so we can have a look!

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Even though Christina Koch is a NASA astronaut, this video proves that she’s just a regular person who loves her pets like family just like the rest of us do.

Koch recently spent almost a year in space (328 days, to be exact) and her journey was the longest ever in space for a woman.

#CongratsChristina on completing her first journey into space! Read more about @NASA Astronaut Christina Hammock Koch's record-setting mission and her return to Earth https://t.co/lFe4niy7o5 pic.twitter.com/P2OcfMQP7v

— US Embassy Ghana (@USEmbassyGhana) February 10, 2020

Koch and her colleagues were working on “biology, technology development, and the search for evidence of dark matter.” That’s way over my head, but that’s why I’m sitting here in a recliner and she’s working for NASA.

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This journey has been everyone’s journey. Thank you to all involved in the success of our mission, and for giving me the opportunity to carry everyone’s dreams into space. I’m filled with gratitude to be back on the planet!

A post shared by Christina Hammock Koch (@astro_christina) on Feb 6, 2020 at 2:09pm PST

But Koch had a very special someone waiting for her when she got home: her dog Sadie Lou, who she describes as an LBD: a little brown dog.

Judging by the evidence, it’s pretty clear that Sadie Lou missed her mom and couldn’t wait for her to come back to her home planet so the two could spend some time together.

Enjoy the sweet video of these two having their reunion.

Not sure who was more excited. Glad she remembers me after a year! pic.twitter.com/sScVXHMHJn

— Christina H Koch (@Astro_Christina) February 13, 2020

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…we don’t deserve dogs.

But hey, we’ve got ’em so why not share your love in the comments!

Post a picture or a story of your best bud!

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