People Explain Why Recovering From Surgery Is Worse Than the Actual Surgery

I count myself among the small number of lucky people who have never gone under the knife. I’m sure it will happen at some point, and I’m definitely not looking forward to it.

Especially not after reading through the stories these people tell about not how hard the surgery was, but how much worse it was to recover from the physical trauma.

11. When it rains it pours.

10. That certainly sounds discouraging.

9. Ouch!

8. They should have some kind of policy about that!

7. Just remember it’s not forever.

6. There’s nothing easy about that.

5. Maybe even worse.

4. The problems of owning a cat.

3. Which part I wonder.

2. Your parents sound shitty.

1. Not being able to sleep is torture.

Nope, going to hold out on that whole surgery thing for as long as possible!

Have you had a surgery? Do you find the recovery worse?

Tell us all about it in the comments!

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Here are Some Photos Of Expert-Level Pet Shaming

I’m gonna go on the record here: pet shaming never gets old. EVER.

That’s why you’re here, because you love it, too.

Let’s all enjoy it together, shall we?!?!

1. Major fail

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2. Hitchin’ a ride

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3. GUILTY

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4. Oh no!

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5. A very aggressive bird

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6. Don’t give a sh*t

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7. Not an auto feeder anymore

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8. Oscar = Bad Kitty

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9. Nice move!

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10. Can’t read that anymore

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11. Party animal

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12. Blind but killin’ it

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13. OMG

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14. That’s not good

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15. Why not, huh?

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Yay! I needed that…

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Enjoy Some of the Best Dog Tweets from 2019

If I have the choice of spending the day with a dog or a human being, let’s just say it’s not even close. I’m going with a dog all day, every day!

If you clicked on this link, I have a feeling you feel the same way.

Let’s take a look at 15 of the best dog tweets from 2019.

1. Now it’s your turn!

2. Little helper.

3. You gave it a good shot!

4. The look of love.

5. This is amazing.

6. Joke’s on you.

7. Wasn’t prepared for that.

8. That is uncanny.

9. Might be the dog tweet of the year.

10. Back to bed for me.

11. I’m here to help.

12. A beautiful moment.

13. Well, that’s rude.

14. That is very cute.

15. She can barely contain herself.

Do you have some nice pics of your pooches?

Share them with us in the comments, please! We’d love to meet them!

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People Share Funny Stories About Breaking School Rules

School is a necessary part of everyone’s lives and attendees end up with a few good memories and an education. But it’s also a place with a lot of rules and regulations that don’t always make sense.

Teen years are rife with the desire to rebel against adults who don’t always get it. A Reddit thread asked people to talk about the time Redditors may have seen someone creatively break a rule.

Answers range from cringeworthy to hilarious. Let’s take a look!

10. He Did Say No Blue Mohawks

Punk style was reviled in the 1980s, but one kid found a loophole.

“Back in the 1980’s there was one kid in my school was hardcore into the punk scene. Had a bright blue, 6” high, razor thin, stand-up-straight mohawk.

The principal gave him detention for being a distraction, etc. and his parting words that day were “And tomorrow…no more blue mohawk!”

The next day the kid came in with the same mohawk, only bright pink.”—BagsOfCowSnot

9. This Teacher Was Totally Wrong

Sometimes substitutes enforce rules for the wrong reasons.

“No hats in school.

In high school junior year,, There was this one kid in my grade that was allowed to due to him having Alopecia Universalis, which is basically having rapid baldness.

A new teacher wasn’t aware that he was allowed to and asked him to take it off. The kid explained why he was able to, but the sub didn’t believe him, forced him to take it off, and was being very cruel to him for wearing the hat/his lack of hair.

The next day, everyone wore hats to school as a sort of rebellion against the teacher. She got really mad and started yelling at the students and said some nasty things.

She got fired.”—6lesbianlover9

8. A Jacket Ban?!

This was bound to make students break the rules for their own well-being.

“Senior year, my school banned jackets. A friend was cold, wore his jacket to lunch, and the VP told him to take it off. Friend pulls out the student handbook and asked where it said he couldn’t wear it. VP flips for a while and ends up showing him the, “…or anything the adminstration seems disruptive,” clause. Friend rolls his eyes but takes off his coat.

The next day, friend comes in with the same tweed sport coat the VP wore every day.”—banjolier

7. One Kid Broke the Rules in Technicolor

Creative and tasteful, TBH.

“After the columbine shooting, our school banned black trench coats.

For the most part, nobody cared, except the mysteriously gothic “trench coat kid.” He had worn a trademark black trench coat every single day because it made him different, and then all of a sudden the school tells him he can’t do that anymore.

So the kid went out of his way to find (or make) different colored trench coats and wore those instead. My favorite one was covered in duct tape.

TLDR; Gothic Joseph and the technicolor trench coat.“—NeedsMoreTuba

6. Well, This Kid Really Tried

We want pictures!

“I was at a private school that had rules about the length of boys hair. One guy in particular always ignored the rule and the administration would tell him to get a hair cut every so often, but he never did. Eventually when his hair got about down to his shoulders the principal pulled him aside and told him his hair was twice the allowed length and by next week it needed to be shortened by half.

Monday rolls around and he comes in with half his head shaved, and the other side as long as ever. We were impressed by literal interpretation of the principal’s request, but it still ended up with him getting a suspension for a week and he had to shave the other side before he could come back.”—Link-to-the-Pastiche

5. Purses for All!

Those who rebel together stay friends forever.

“Just after the Virginia tech shooting, when I was in high school, the administration banned backpacks/messenger bags. Purses were ok though. One guy shows up to school with a purse. They suspended him for two days. The next day, most of the guys showed up with purses carrying all of their things. They lifted the backpack ban.

Edit: looks like it wasn’t just my school either.”—Thesecondcomingof

4. This Adorable Food Fight

In the strictest sense.

“Last day of senior year, we started a food fight at lunch. And by food fight, I mean we drew angry faces on an orange and an apple, then faced them toward each other, made a big circle around them, and we all reacted like we were watching a fight. All the security guards ran to break up the fight, only to make their way to the middle of the circle to find two pieces of fruit sitting on the ground.”—the-bryman

3. A Rebellious Protest and Proof

These kids are organized!

“Halloween costumes were banned at my high school because of some idiots like 10 years before that dressed up and used it as an excuse to hide their face while they vandalized the school.

My senior year more than half of the class decided that we would still dress up and march into the school together in the morning. We all knew we would be punished right away, but it didn’t matter. I stayed up all night making a suit of armor out of metallic duct tape and carboard, along with a broomstick horse to ride. Here is a picture that ended up in the yearbook

The next day we all gathered in the parking and waited for everone to show up. People went all out and there were a lot of amazing costumes, and after about 20 minutes of waiting we started our march in. The deans had learned of our plan and were waiting for us right as we entered. They started pulling people aside in groups and taking student IDs to hand out detentions.

In my group there was one guy dressed up as an ATM and when the dean asked for his ID he started making ATM noises and then slipped the ID out through the slot where you would put your debit card in. It was one of the funniest things and I was so jealous that my costume was not as clever as his. Even though having so many of us participate was pretty awesome, his costume just made that whole event for me.”—-eDgAR-

2. It Was the Principle That Mattered

This student rebelled by getting into their dream school!

“Friend was told in high school by his guidance counselor not to waste his time applying to his dream school because he wouldn’t get in. He got pissed off and went to the principal, who told him it was the counselor’s job to give her best opinion, so he trusts whatever she says. He applied anyways, and got in. He took the acceptance letter, made a copy, and taped them to both the principal and counselor’s door with “thanks for nothing!” written on both. He didn’t even go to that school, he couldn’t afford it, but it was the principle of the matter.”—dirtybirds233

1. This Kid Gamed the System

This is wrong, but clever.

“When I was in high school, there was a rule implemented that if you showed up late to school, you had to go to the front office to get a detention slip. You would then have to give it to the teacher for that period, who would then mark it down, and you were required to go to lunch detention for that day.

I figured out by the third slip that literally no one cared: teachers, security, or students. So when I was subsequently late for the rest of the year, I would take out an old slip that I had from a previous detention, walk through school, give it to my teacher to mark down, then take it back to “give to the lunch detention supervisor”. But I never went to detention because the front office didn’t have record of me being late.

I was late no less than 50 times my senior year, only having been reprimanded the initial three times. I even told my parents about it after I had graduated and even they agreed it was dumb and funny.”—AnEnigma1

There you have it! You have to admit that some of these rebellious methods are quite clever. Did you ever creatively break a rule when you were a student? Go ahead and share your story in the comments, you can’t get detention for it now.

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For decades the CIA owned and ran Crypto, a Swiss company that supplied cryptography equipment to many countries; naturally, the machines were rigged to give US spooks access to everyone’s communications.

After discovering a rare tumor…

After discovering a rare tumor on an unborn fetus, a Nigerian doctor removed the baby at 26 weeks, successfully operated on the tumor & put the baby back into the mother’s womb. She carried her daughter full term & both are happy & healthy four years later.

Kristen Bell Wanted Some Mom Advice After Her Daughter Used Vaseline as Shampoo

All moms needs advice and support now and then (or more often than that), because as wonderful as motherhood is, the trials can sometimes crop up a couple of times a day.

Or an hour, if you have toddlers, because they act like it’s their job to get into whatever they can the moment your back is turned.

And toddler logic, I’m sorry to say, even applies to famous parents.

The proof? Kristen Bell turned around or came out of the bathroom or finished emptying the dishwasher to find that her young daughter had emptied a container of Vaseline onto her head.

She shared an image of the more-than-a-little horrifying, goopy mess on Instagram and said “My daughter just washed her hair with Vaseline and I can’t get it out. Has this ever happened to anyone? Does anyone have any tips on how to get it out?”

Bell also lamented that the entire mess had only gotten worse after three washes with regular shampoo.

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The moms of the internet showed their best sides – the helpful ones, not the ones that make them wrinkle their noses at another mom’s choices – and recommended dish soap.

Dawn, in case you’re a new parent, is second only to Mr. Clean Magic Erasers when it comes to cleaning during the toddler years.

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Bell joked n a later comment…

“Okay the consensus was dish soap and I appreciate that.

I’m very grateful for you guys because I don’t know what I’m doing,”

Keep up the good work supporting each other, moms of toddlers.

There is a 100% chance that one day, you will be the one with the problem you never imagined – and you’re going to need someone who has been there to help you out.

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The FDA Approved a Drug for Treating Allergies to Peanuts

As someone who had a peanut allergy before anyone cared about trying to accommodate them, this story is near and dear to my heart.

I went to school with kids who brought peanut butter lunches. I flew Southwest airlines high on Benadryl. I’ve had an innocent-looking salad at a Japanese restaurant send me to the emergency room and I learned the hard way that no protein bar – regardless of the promises (lies) on the label – is safe to eat.

So, even though after 40 years of learning to hate even the smell of peanuts I could never eat one, I appreciate the FDA working toward a way to eliminate this very scary way of life for so many.

The treatment is the first of its kind, and though it will not allow allergic kids to eat peanut-heavy foods, it should reduce their risk of going into anaphylactic shock in the case of an accidental ingestion.

Aimmune Therapeutics, Inc is behind the treatment, called Palforzia, which works by exposing patients to a drug derived from peanut powder. The initial dose is equivalent to a small amount of peanuts and is mixed into a semi-solid food like applesauce, yogurt, or pudding.

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Here we are four years from the start of our OIT journey and this is our weekly routine. Who would’ve thought Dae would be where she is today in this journey!! ??Just got awesome news that her numbers have improved again!! ?? When she started treatment, her IGe for peanuts was over 100. Today she is at 13!! She is allowed to cut back on her dosing again. ? 5 peanuts 3-4 days a week keeps her safe to go to restaurants and ice cream shops and baseball fields and ALL.THE.THINGS without fearing for her life. And as we approach graduation ?‍? it makes this mama so happy ? with the freedom she has gained to be a normal teenager and young adult! Thank you always to @windomallergy for providing us this awesome treatment! ❤ Our lives are forever changed because of you ❤ #oit #peanutallergytreatment #peanutallergy #forevergrateful #lifechanging #foodfreedom

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Your first dose is consumed in one day under the supervision of a medical professional, but subsequent phases, taken over the course of several months, can be done at home.

There are 11 increased dose levels in the protocol, which is going to be offered to alleric children between the ages of 4 and 17.

Dr. Peter Marks of the FDA is definitely aware of how this might positively affect many Americans.

“Peanut allergy affects approximately 1 million children in the U.S. and only 1 out of 5 of these children will outgrow their allergy.

Because there is no cure, allergic individuals must strictly avoid exposure to prevent severe and potentially life-threatening reactions.”

A related study showed that the treatment increased the amount of peanuts that allergic children could tolerate, but didn’t comment on whether it totally protected them against accidental encounters.

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Posted @withregram • @allergeninside ?FOOD ALLERGY NEWS? ———————————————— FDA approves first drug for treatment of peanut allergy for children on Friday, January 31st 2020 . Today the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved Palforzia [Peanut (Arachis hypogaea) Allergen Powder-dnfp] to mitigate allergic reactions, including anaphylaxis, that may occur with accidental exposure to peanuts. Treatment with Palforzia may be initiated in individuals ages 4 through 17 years with a confirmed diagnosis of peanut allergy and may be continued in individuals 4 years of age and older. Those who take Palforzia must continue to avoid peanuts in their diets. . Peanut allergy affects approximately 1 million children in the U.S. and only 1 out of 5 of these children will outgrow their allergy. Because there is no cure, allergic individuals must strictly avoid exposure to prevent severe and potentially life-threatening reactions,” said Peter Marks, M.D., Ph.D., director of the FDA’s Center for Biologics Evaluation and Research. “Even with strict avoidance, inadvertent exposures can and do occur. When used in conjunction with peanut avoidance, Palforzia provides an FDA-approved treatment option to help reduce the risk of these allergic reactions in children with peanut allergy.” —————————————————— LEARN MORE AND GET THE NEWS DELIVERED TO YOUR INBOX @allergeninside . . #foodallergynews #allergynews #peanutallergy #peanutallergies #allergytreatment #foodallergies #peanutallergytreatment #foodallergy #allergicreaction #peanuts #allergens #foodallergymom #foodallergydad #allergykids #foodallergykids #allergymom #allergydad #allergymama #foodallergymama #foodallergyfamily #allergyfamily #allergy #allergylife #foodallergylife #anaphylaxis #foodallergens #palforzia #allergyawareness #foodallergyawareness #allergeninside

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The authors released this statement:

“Even with strict avoidance, inadvertent exposures can and do occur.

When used in conjunction with peanut avoidance, Palforzia provides an FDA-approved treatment option to help reduce the risk of these allergic reactions in children with peanut allergy.”

And Dr. Subhadra Siegel, chief of pediatric allergy and immunology at New York Medical College in Valhalla, N.Y., underscores what a giant relief this will be for many in her own statement.

“It’s a big deal.

The thought of relieving that anxiety and being able to eat in a restaurant without worry.

These are huge debilitating things for families with food allergies.”

Mistakes have happened in my adult life, so it’s easy enough to imagine how constantly terrifying it would be to worry that you child might die from sneaking the wrong cookie at a birthday party.

That, at least, might soon be a thing of the past.

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