The average human body temperature has been dropping by 1/20 of a degree Fahrenheit per decade, since being established as 98.6 in 1851. The reason is improved health and thus reduced population-level inflammation; heat is a symptom of inflammation.
Manichaeism was a religion which…
Manichaeism was a religion which thrived between the third and seventh centuries, and at its height was one of the most widespread religions in the world. Briefly the main rival to Christianity before the spread of Islam in the competition to replace classical paganism.
Two Buddhists who bought £5,000…
Two Buddhists who bought £5,000 of live Crustacea and released them into the sea for good karma, were fined £15,000 for ‘untold damage’ to the environment by introducing non-native species.
Abram Petrovich Gannibal was an African child kidnapped…
Abram Petrovich Gannibal was an African child kidnapped to Russia as a gift for Peter the Great. The tsar freed him and raised him as his godson. Gannibal became a Major-General and the Governor of Reval. He is the great-grandfather of Alexander Pushkin, considered the greatest Russian poet.
Ohaguro is the process of dyeing…
Ohaguro is the process of dyeing the teeth black in Japan. Black dyed teeth are a symbol of status thought to compliment the white painted faces of women. The dyeing was also done to mask the yellow teeth and make the teeth stronger by preventing the growth of cavities. It was outlawed in 1870.
16 of the Funniest Tweets of 2019
2019 was a banner year for tweets that brought the funny. Lots of laughs, lots of funny observations, tons of hilariousness! Which is always a good thing!
So, without further ado, here are 16 of the most hilarious tweets from last year.
Let’s get to the good stuff!
1. Let’s try to remember last night.
Me and my friends on my bed the morning after a shit show of a night out https://t.co/NMQzFSy1jK
— J (@jruthmitch) August 21, 2019
2. Hahahahaha. So good.
me and my bestfriend getting kicked out of heaven after we made fun of everyone there pic.twitter.com/9k0nOkXpDt
— lucy,, (@curledbitch) August 21, 2019
3. Dance off!
Did you ever think you’d see a porcupine hit the milly rock ever at all in your entire life? Ya, neither did I…. yet here we are pic.twitter.com/ybVRVnTGPs
— Kyler Wheat (@radkid13) August 20, 2019
4. Don’t do it!
nooo delilah don’t move to new york city your ass is so fat lol
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) August 19, 2019
5. He did what you asked.
I told my boyfriend to show me pictures of my outfits that I ordered and I for sure was not expecting this… pic.twitter.com/98gKpOKzvc
— Gigi
(@_asapgigi) July 31, 2019
6. That sure is unusual.
Man what the fuck pic.twitter.com/CvvYu51JTG
— mars – i,i (@jortle) July 29, 2019
7. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Was being responsible and didn’t drive home after happy hour last night. Came back to pick up my car and it’s in a fucking farmers market. pic.twitter.com/JXSwnrpPFj
— Elyse (@ayeeelyse) July 27, 2019
8. I agree with this 100%.
The letter Q comes up waaaaay too early in the alphabet. We’re not ready for it where it’s currently placed. It bellongs with fellow avant-garde acts, X, Y and Z, deep in after the mainstream.
— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) July 31, 2019
9. Funny how that works…
3 months ago any girl drinking a white claw got their entire existence roasted by the same guys now posting snap stories saying “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws”
— marystebbins (@marystebbins_) July 26, 2019
10. A little too much information…
there’s 2 sides to every story
pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— ???
(@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
11. As good a time as any.
If she wanna eat a burger at 16 am let her wtf pic.twitter.com/vJieNJXgjJ
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 16, 2019
12. I hope you took that to heart…
My boyfriend really just sneezed sitting 5 feet away and texted me this
pic.twitter.com/68eWnqeBwZ
— یاس (@yasssinaz) April 15, 2019
13. A million-dollar idea.
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) December 14, 2019
14. Not sure if I needed to see that.
no one:
james charles at coachella: pic.twitter.com/vP4a5msLUz— paul rudd (@philsadelphia) April 14, 2019
15. Uh oh…
me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute”
my mum: pic.twitter.com/MRZDTahoea— najma (@thenajmahal) April 18, 2019
16. Absolutely correct.
a whale would never say something just to be hurtful
— whalefact (@awhalefact) April 14, 2019
What was your absolute favorite tweet of 2019?
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Here Are Some Funny Responses to That Peloton Commercial Everyone Is Talking About
Unless you’ve been living in seclusion for the past month or so, you’ve seen the now-infamous Peloton commercial and you’ve heard all the blowback regarding the ad.
You know the one…
this ad is making me lose my goddamn mind pic.twitter.com/GXgypRkFOg
— Sam (@SamuelMoen) December 1, 2019
People are upset that the commercial sends the wrong message to women and that it is passive-aggressive about weight issues.
Let’s see what folks on Twitter had to say about this…
1. Come on…
Look I don’t want to be “The Peloton Ad Guy” anymore but the newest commercial about the vlogging 116 lb woman’s YEARLONG fitness journey to becoming a 112 lb woman who says “I didn’t realize how much this would change me” is just ri-god-damn-diculous. Come on.
— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) November 25, 2019
2. They’re gonna be very busy…
Peloton is legally required to repossess your bike if at least one wall of your house isn’t entirely windows
— the drake gatsby
(@DrakeGatsby) December 4, 2019
3. That’s your problem.
everyone’s mad at peloton because you can’t use it to ride to the ice cream store. sorry but i ride my peloton to the ice cream store every day. if you’re not pedaling hard enough that’s a you problem
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) December 4, 2019
4. Oh won’t you please take me home!!
Take me down to the Peloton city where the wives are lean and the men are shitty
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 3, 2019
5. Get Out!
I *knew* I'd seen that #peloton face before! pic.twitter.com/LCtn81FyOR
— Honorable Rod Shaw (@aswadrodz) December 3, 2019
6. Nothing at all.
the peloton ad is perfect and good and there is nothing wrong with a surveillance hamster wheel in your home
— sarah jeong (@sarahjeong) December 4, 2019
7. She does look a little down.
The lady in the Peloton ad has Perpetually Sad Eyebrows and that is 100% of the reason why the ad is problematic
— Helen Rosner (@hels) December 4, 2019
8. Ransom.
Peloton responds to ad criticism: “Stop the mean tweets by midnight or we will never release her.”
— JP (@jpbrammer) December 4, 2019
9. I’ll take it!
if any one of your husbands wants to buy me a peloton i will not be offended
— David Mack (@davidmackau) December 4, 2019
10. Hahahaha.
Me seeing the #peloton ad pic.twitter.com/1uym67mETj
— 26.2 Miler (@ChristinePThoma) December 3, 2019
11. Do you need help?
I’d ask that woman in the Peloton commercial to blink twice if she needs help, but her husband already botoxed her eyelids for her birthday.
— Seth C. Payne (@SethCPayne) December 3, 2019
12. She’s terrified.
The face you make when your day requires videoing your workout, keeping floor to ceiling windows spotless, and hoping your kid doesn’t spill anything on the white furniture #peloton pic.twitter.com/4xe2YvcMUF
— Katie Kohler (@kkohler1129) December 3, 2019
13. An alternate universe.
An alternate commercial where he buys his wife a bicycle instead of a Peloton, and introduces her to bike Twitter. A year later she plays him videos of clownishly incompetent drivers, terrible bike infrastructure, and beautiful sunsets.
— David Wagoner (@dfwagoner) December 4, 2019
14. I’ll be waiting…
Me, knowing that the hot Peloton mom will be single in a month… #Peloton pic.twitter.com/TAgYV0RaBC
— Commander Pebbles
(@PebblesCousin) December 3, 2019
15. Both stuck in less-than-ideal situations.
Peloton ad girl and Bill O'Reilly's corgi have the same energy. pic.twitter.com/JtxiGJoL5P
— Vas Drimalitis (@vasdrimalitis) December 4, 2019
What are your thoughts about this commercial and the controversy surrounding it?
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A Guy Shared Cute Text Conversations Between Himself and His Girlfriend’s Younger Brother
Impressing your partner’s family can be a difficult undertaking, but David Lopez is clearly a pro. He shared some exchanges that he had with his girlfriend’s little brother on his Twitter account, and, naturally, the internet found them frickin’ adorable.
My girls little brother always randomly texts me from her phone or from my suegras phone I love this kid & the bond we’re building
pic.twitter.com/eMJMzpJ05B
— David Lopez (@davidlopez360) August 7, 2019
Note: suegra is Spanish for mother-in-law.
Here’s a close-up of the conversation.
Photo Credit: Davidlopez360
Lopez’s girlfriend’s younger brother was proud that he had scored two soccer goals (good for him!). He wanted to share the news with Lopez and then suggested celebrating at Chuck E. Cheese.
Photo Credit: Davidlopez360
Note: mugroso is Spanish slang for dirty or sweaty.
Jesus also texts David from his mother’s phone because he’s still not old enough for his own. Here’s another adorable exchange in which the boy talks to Lopez about PS4.
Photo Credit: Davidlopez360
Some people let Lopez know just how cute they thought the conversations were:
— Ayden Lincoln (@AydenLincoln) August 7, 2019
He probably looks up to you like a older brother
— Nestor
(@Guerolicious) August 7, 2019
Some people also had snarky remarks.
On god this be the worst feeling when yall break up and cant chop it up with your lil partna anymore
— Bless you (@AJMARTIN3Z) August 7, 2019
Others thought it was cute that young Jesus knew he’d beat David at Fornite.
my dude said he gon carry you
he gon put the squad on his back and get the W
— barlos (@carlitoss_jr) August 7, 2019
Hopefully, David shares more screenshots of future cute message threads. For now, boyfriends everywhere should take notes so they can gain the respect of their potential future in-laws.
Were you moved by these brotherly texts? We’d love to know.
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10 Wholesome Things That Happened in the Last Decade
It’s been a challenging decade for many people out there. Love, loss, death, awful stories in the news, etc. Tough times can really beat a person down.
But that’s why it’s important to focus on the positive things in life. The small, everyday occurrences that make us happy to be alive and to be able to connect with our fellow human beings.
Even if those human beings are strangers.
Here are 10 extremely wholesome things that happened in the 2010s. We think you’ll enjoy them quite a bit.
1. This kid!!!
A boy just ran up to the live truck and said "Can you report my smile?" Yes, we can Cameron @FOX29philly pic.twitter.com/ddkwTg98SC
— Dave Eitzen (@DaveEitzen) August 26, 2015
2. That’s sweet!
i work in a 5th grade class,one of my students wrote this for a girl & the other kids were making fun of him for it & i was just there cryin pic.twitter.com/UTrtLd9xOJ
— SAMeltoe (@samandeggtacos) February 8, 2017
3. Going the extra mile.
My mom has to stay in her room in isolation for her cancer radiation so my dad set up a desk at her door to keep her company and I'm crying pic.twitter.com/rucH9HfDvk
— kenna (@mackenna_newman) April 14, 2017
4. Good dog!
I’m a school photographer and we got to take a service dog’s picture for the yearbook today
— Jillian Christine (@JillEngel_) October 3, 2018
5. Social media being used for good.
6. A whole classroom of support.
7. He loves it!
This lady leaves out drinks and snacks for delivery people during the festive period and I can't get over this amazon delivery drivers reaction pic.twitter.com/RBXTsKxyjd
— saffron sweetheart (@flowerhunni) December 4, 2019
8. She’s a big fan.
Grandma always wanted to dye her hair, finally happened from MadeMeSmile
9. The great outdoors!
The happiest doggo ever! pic.twitter.com/aBGDUoUSOv
— ANDREW ALBERTT (@ANDREW1ALBERTT) December 6, 2019
10. And finally, who could forget this…?
baking the beans pic.twitter.com/iXSwUEay0U
— lil waste of space (@pupperonis) May 28, 2019
Those posts definitely put a big smile on this guy’s face!
Did you encounter some nice wholesome posts in the 2010s that you didn’t see on your list? Or perhaps you had something really kind happen to you?
Either way, share with us in the comments. We’d love to hear about it!
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15 Funny Bumble Conversations That Pretty Much Sum up Online Dating
Have you spent any time participating in online dating? It can be kind of a crapshoot. And by crapshoot, I mean that you encounter a lot of weird people and odd situations. And some funny stuff, too, once in a while.
The Instagram account Overheard Bumble compiles funny conversations from that dating site, and here are 15 examples that will make you laugh, cry, and shake your head.
1. That’s very important.
#OpinionsAreOurOwn #overheardbumble2. Ouch…
by @carolinefaraone, an inspiration to all of us and the bearer of an invaluable lesson: blur out your friends’ faces when posting group photos… or be prepared to be their personal dating attaché. 
#IYDKNYK #ItsAboutTom #overheardbumble #tbt3. That might be the reason.
#ChainMale #overheardbumble4. At least they’re honest.
#AnExaminedLife #overheardbumble5. You might get lucky!
#AModestProposal #overheardbumble #tbt6. Can’t be seen with you in public.
7. Hahahahaha.
#DesignCatfish #NotAnAd #overheardbumble 8. Ghosted again.
9. Phone’s about to die.
*tbh, we’re the person on the yellow, and our phone is at 85-90% charged 
* #ChargedUp #overheardbumble10. Took a while to respond.
11. Now that is love.
#CrazyInLove #overheardbumble12. Zing!
13. A good comeback.
14. Time well spent.
15. A killer opening line.
*FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN BELOW, AND ALSO CHECK OUT OUR STORY FOR SOME HIGHLY RELATABLE DATING HAIKUS* #IceBreakers #overheardbumbleDo you have any funny/awful/embarrassing/ridiculous online dating stories?
Tell us all about it in the comments so we can all feel your pain!
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