These People Are Clearly World-Class Geniuses

Well, well…aren’t these folks pretty smart? In fact, they’re so smart that if I were you, I’d be stealing these ideas and using them (and telling people that I came up with them).

Take a look at these life hacks.

I think you’ll be impressed.

1. That is very resourceful.

2. I never thought of that…

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3. Be like this guy.

4. Boom! A new method.

5. Bath paint, coming up!

6. Your mother is from the future.

7. Whatever works, do it.

8. Mother knows best.

9. Use that diaper for different things.

10. Nobody’s going near that.

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11. Lint roller for the screen door.

Clean the ‘fuzz’ off your window screens with a lint roller. If you live near cottonwood trees this works perfect. Also works well for spider webs and other debris stuck on your window screens. from lifehacks

12. I like this one a lot.

I used command hooks to hang my pan lids onto the inside of a cabinet door. from lifehacks

13. Put that sock to use.

14. No more fingers stuck in doors.

Cut foam pool noodles and use as door bumpers to prevent little fingers from getting caught in doors. from lifehacks

15. Do what you gotta do.

Got some genius life hacks of your own?

Share them with us in the comments!

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14 Tweets That Might Give You All the Feels

As connected as we are these days, a lot of still feel alone sometimes.

That’s why it’s so nice to see a post that really sums up those feelings. It reminds us that we’re not alone in this strange world of ours.

Here are 14 tweets that you’ll identify with on a spiritual level:

1. Seriously, a text would be fine

2. Definitely a commitment

3. I’m unrecognizable

4. Addressing things is important

5. A hard truth

6. Procrastinators unite…later

7. Ouch

8. Yep

9. We can’t control other people

10. That’s a true friend

11. Belonging is great

12. I am that sensitive

13. What a waste

14. I chose you

You feelings these tweets, fam? Because I feel seen. Just saying…

Which one did you connect with the most? Let us know in the comments!

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14 Crazy Things That Happened When People Got Blackout Drunk

A lot of us know what it’s like to have a drink or two and start to get slurry, but how many of you have reached that stage where your memory just shuts off?

Because if you have, you remember it. Well, sort of. See, you remember NOT remembering. Because that’s a VERY strange feeling. You could have been walking around, talking, being silly, and your memory just shut off.

That’s what happened to these 14 people and they, thankfully, lived to tell the tales!

1. Jeezus…

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2. Almost Whitney Houston’d it…

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3. Well, you’re quite the asshole…

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4. Hahahaha… oh boy…

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5. Yes, sometimes it gets messy AF!

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6. That’s bound to happen…

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7. Well, that’s a win!

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8. How do you know he’s not…?

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9. At least you’re a happy drunk!

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10. Well, sounds like you spent some more time in South America…

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11. Haha, well, you weren’t wrong!

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13. Yeah, I’d worry too!

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13. Well… that’s one way to do it!

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14. And there ya have it! Our winner!

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Do you “remember” a particularly bad blackout situation? Care to share? We totally understand if you don’t, but it is nice to get these things off of our chests.

Share what you can in the comments!

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13 People Share ‘Friends with Benefits’ Stories That Went Wrong

Yes, it can be physically satisfying, but emotions tend to get in the way. Because sex is complicated!

Here are 13 stories of people who tried the FWB setup… and yeaaaahhhhhh….

1. Probably.

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2. Maybe he’s trying to convince himself?

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3. Better luck next time!

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4. Yeah, that’s not cool.

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5. Oh, calm the fuck down already.

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6. Yeah, that’s gonna happen. Did you see that movie?!

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7. Oh no… how horrible for you…

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8. Yeah, that is a bit much.

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9. Ruined? You sure about that?

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10. No, you good.

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11. Hmmm, not the outcome one would expect, but if it works, it works!

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12. Hates is probably a strong word, yeah?

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13. Honesty is the best policy.

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If I’m being completely, brutally honest… I have no sympathy for any of those people.

When you agree to these kind of situations, you have to be ready for the fallout. Otherwise, stay away from the genitals!

What do you think? Let us know in the comments!

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20 Funny Memes That Might Put a Smile on Your Face

We’re giving you all dem memes, yo! And there’s nothing you can do to stop it!

So, in the interest of time and getting to the fucking point already… we present 20 memes that are memeing so hard you won’t even know how to meme after you meme these memes.

MEME!

1. High. Class.

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2. Look! We found some pussy!

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3. Come on y’all…

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4. WUT!??

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5. Sit. On. Dat. Couch!

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6. Turn stick?

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7. We found a “never nude” in the wild!

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8. Shitting in high carpet

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9. The only way to drink Miller Lite…

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10. Data… you bad…

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11. KILL THEM ALL WITH FIRE!

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12. O.M.G.

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13. This is true!

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14. It’s about damn time!

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15. Hey, the world wanted it!

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16. Wait… how did that happen??

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17. Don’t we all…

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18. Yeah, and Hermoine married him, so….

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19. They can earn money, though…

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20. POO: “Did somebody say coffee?”

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And there you have it! Memes so memeing good, you’ll never meme that hard again. Possibly. We don’t know. We’re just making this shit up as we go along.

Alright, time for you to sound off! Let us know which memes did it for you in the comments!

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People Share 15 Stories of Intense Hallucinations Caused by Sleep Deprivation

It is used as a torture technique (by some), and if you’ve ever been a new parent experiencing chronic sleep deprivation or someone with an illness causing acute or chronic sleeplessness, you probably already know that it’s no joke.

If it’s never happened to you, though, the intensity of these 15 hallucinations should definitely convince you to be eternally grateful for that fact.

15. As long as you don’t start to feed it.

14. When even keeping your eyes open doesn’t help.

13. You kind of ARE going crazy.

12. Like deja vu you just can’t shake.

11. When you have no idea what day it is. Or was.

10. Ever thought about what your donut delivery might be costing someone?

9. Try unpacking that in therapy.

8. When you start to hear (the wrong) colors.

7. It’s always the cats.

6. A horror story, for real.

5. Why a construction worker? Brains are weird.

4. This is your brain on drugs…and no sleep.

3. Do not recommend.

2. Creepy as hell.

1. Time to pull over.

I’ve been tired, even sleep-deprived, but never like this. Thank goodness.

Do you have any horror stories that resulted from too little sleep?

Share with us in the comments!

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The craze for collecting toy…

The craze for collecting toy soldiers began with the French in the 18th century. When Napoleon Bonaparte planned his military campaigns, he used models made by Lucotte, a toy soldier maker, to show the positions of his armies. One day he handed a few of the figures over to his son to play with.

“Libations,” the practice of pouring…

“Libations,” the practice of pouring out alcohol in memory of those who have “passed on” was common in Ancient Egypt, Greece, and Rome. “Pouring one out for the homies” is a custom over 3,000 years old and is mentioned in the Bible, the The Iliad, and The Odyssey.