Month: November 2019

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These Insults Are Both Creative and Devastating. Double Whammy!

A brilliant insult is like a work of art, is it not?

And if it’s good enough, even the person getting burned to a crisp can appreciate the insult directed at them.

These posts are examples of perfect, creative, and devastating insults. Hang on tight!

1. Wyoming people: you’re up.

2. Hahahaha. So good.

Shoutout to the 13-year-old on a skateboard who called me a “candy corn bitch” from funny

3. Not messing around.

https://koboldpost-generator.tumblr.com/post/184449552990/yeah-well-i-think-dragons-suck-i-will-kick-your

4. That didn’t work out…

A dick curling insult from rareinsults

5. Imagine this one…

Found this on YouTube earlier, he makes a good point from rareinsults

6. Didn’t see that one coming.

https://pukicho.tumblr.com/post/175123941650/cheat-mode

7. Don’t send d*ck pics.

https://barbex.tumblr.com/post/174042375743/gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner-my-favorite-is

8. Click to see her brother’s response.

9. Burned that gecko!

https://butchteddybear.tumblr.com/post/186008217645

10. Never got over that one.

11. That’s pretty good.

Mad lad from memes

12. Not the greatest time…

Oh YouTube, never change. from rareinsults

13. A real insult.

https://happysynonym.tumblr.com/post/187885813780/honestly-it-is-so-goddamn-funny-whenever-some

Wicked BURRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS.

Ouch…

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15 Photos That Are Soothing to Look at

All of these photos will have one major effect on you: they’ll soothe that worried soul of yours.

We all need a little relaxation once in a while, and here’s your daily recipe.

Enjoy and take a little break.

1. Lines have never looked so perfect.

This shadow lines up perfectly with the sidewalk. from mildlyinteresting

2. Doesn’t even look real.

The perfect scoop of ice cream from oddlysatisfying

3. Is that a painting?

This flower I saw on my walk. from oddlysatisfying

4. The perfect pancake.

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5. Nothing more satisfying.

What do you say about this from Perfectfit

6. A true work of art.

This scoop of peanut butter. from oddlysatisfying

7. You’re killing it!

I’ve been practicing my numbers lately from PenmanshipPorn

8. Too perfect to eat.

This Soft-Served Ice Cream Cone from oddlysatisfying

9. The color spectrum.

A oddly satisfying food dump

10. That is beautiful.

My neighbors tree has the perfect fall gradient from oddlysatisfying

11. Wow. Get a load of that.

Mom’s chickens’ eggs

12. An accurate pour, I’d say.

My ‘guesstimated’ morning smoovie. from Perfectfit

13. Powerwashing is very satisfying.

I did a thing. from powerwashingporn

14. Root beer bubbles.

The bubbles in my root beer were perfectly aligned from mildlyinteresting

15. Don’t touch it. Might ruin it.

I can’t stop looking at it from oddlysatisfying

I think I just found my Moment of Zen…for now.

More of this, please!

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Enjoy These Anxiety Memes About Anxiety That Won’t Make You More Anxious

It’s time to just calm down already, put that anxiety aside and just BREATHE.

Phew… that was nice. Because that’s all it takes. Thinking about it.

HA!

No… just a long, cleansing breath in… and then out. Let that anxiety just melt away.

Okay, now on to these memes. Those should help too!

1. All day. All night.

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

2. What even is reality anymore?!

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

3. Agreed.

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

4. Oh! That’s all I had to do?!?

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

5. Do that thing!

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

6. Yes, that’ll do it!

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

7. OMFG…

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

8. What happened?!?

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

9. Not so fast…

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

10. Never go to sleep right away. Ever.

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

11. Oh, I’m you alright…

Photo Credit: Pizza Bottle

Well, how do you feel? Anxious as always. I knew it!

Okay, share how you feel in the comments anyway. Anxious or otherwise. Because we actually DO care about you. For reals.

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These People Definitely Didn’t Spell Those Words Correctly

Spelling can be hard, but in an age where Google and spellcheck are easily accessible pretty much all the time, making errors is less forgivable than ever.

That said, these 14 people didn’t use those things, because they were pretty sure they knew how to spell the thing.

Spoiler alert: they did not.

14. This is just startling, lol.

13. I’m sure somebody somewhere actually has cloister phobia.

12. It it will help me focus, I’ll pay more than $95.

11. Is that a vegan option?

10. Is that your favorite letter?

9. Do you think he knows something we don’t?

8. Sometimes you just have to own up to it.

7. Uhhhhhh I don’t think that’s a selling point.

6. I think you’re going to have to be more direct.

5. Straight up painful to read.

4. Does it look like Bob? Did it belong to Bob? I have questions.

3. No Reddit posts between friends.

2. When your friends are too nice to make fun of you.

1. Accidental perfection is still perfection.

Some of these are just downright hilarious, but mostly because they didn’t happen to me.

Did you have a moment like this when you were totally confident in your spelling but you were totally wrong? We’d love to hear your embarrassing story in the comments!

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20 Jokes for All the ‘Star Wars’ Fans out There

Star Wars has spanned my entire lifetime – the first movie came out two years before I was born, and the last (they say) will drop around my 41st birthday.

There’s no way that I know to not be a fan of the franchise at this point. We’ve survived Jar Jar Binks, so the truth is, we’re not going anywhere, right?

And if you’re a fan, too, you’re going to love these 20 funnies.

20. Grammy! Where are my cookies?

…Grandma? from StarWars

19. And they say parenting is hard.

18. O really?

We’ll see about that from StarWars

17. I’m so glad people have too much time on their hands.

Stranger Wars from StarWars

16. Classic.

Official Star Wars Facebook just Han Solo’d Mark Zuckerberg. from StarWars

15. Why can’t I look away?

I hope this is the next standalone Star Wars movie. from StarWars

14. I’m going to need the rest of this story immediately.

Lightsaber night is cancelled, thanks Todd… from StarWars

13. I vote we change it officially.

Saw this online…sets up perfect title for Episode IX from StarWars

12. Right in the feels.

Found this at my local 5guys from StarWars

11. Just a small little plothole, there.

He wanted you to have it when you were old enough. from StarWars

10. You can always count on Hamill for the perfect comeback.

9. What better use of your talents?

It’s Working! from StarWars

8. They can’t all be geniuses.

God Damn it Luke. from StarWars

7. That plate, though.

I could get used to this from StarWars

6. I never would have caught that on my own.

I found an easter egg on my The Force Awakens Blu-Ray from StarWars

5. And they keep getting worse.

Tried my hand at a little K-2SO New Year’s Eve spirit from StarWars

4. The perfect way to NOT attend that costume party.

Thoughts on my Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay? from StarWars

3. Someone is not passing that class.

Another Star Wars themed snapchat for y’all. from StarWars

2. Yeah, there’s just no way to come back from that one, bud.

Facebook savagery from StarWars

1. It must be fate.

I got seat BB 8. Is this a sign? from StarWars

I’m more ready than ever for the Rise of Skywalker!

How about you? Do you have your tickets yet?

Let us know in the comments!

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In 1825, a British geologist went…

In 1825, a British geologist went to Sicily and examined the remains of a female saint. He concluded that they weren’t human and likely belonged to a goat. He told the priests, who kicked him out and then placed the bones into a casket to prevent future study.

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In 1850, California law made…

In 1850, California law made it legal for towns to pay bounties for Indian scalps. Shasta City offered $5 for every Indian head brought to city hall, expenses reimbursed by the state treasury. There were 150,000 Indians in California before the 49ers, by 1870 less than 30,000.

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During the cold war, soviet…

During the cold war, soviet troops weren’t issued toilet paper in the field, leading to them using official documents; Spies were sent in to retrieve these documents from disposal bins. It’s seen as one of the most successful espionage missions of the cold war.