In an unbelievable coincidence, the moon is exactly four hundred times smaller than the Sun but four hundred times closer to the Earth, so that both the Sun and the Moon appear to be precisely the same size in the sky – which gives us the phenomenon we call a total eclipse.
A software developer rigged the lottery…
A software developer rigged the lottery software he coded in several states, so he would know what the winning numbers would be 3 days per year.
14 Funny Memes That Parents of Teenagers Will Probably Enjoy
Kids and adults and those who know either of those two groups of people… welcome to the post where you’ll laugh at ALL the memes.
So without further ado… here’s the comedy!
1. But you said I could go!!!
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2. Oh no… you ain’t talking to me!
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3. It’s how life keeps us humble…
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4. Checks out. Smells right.
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5. Well, times have changed indeed!
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6. I literally hate you too…
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7. Time to save up for that trade school!
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8. Just hear me now!
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9. Just let them do their thing…
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10. Ahhhh yes…. Cecily knows EVERY DAMN THING…
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11. Hahaha… rough life
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12. I love this.
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13. Yep!
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14. Life goals!
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Alright kids and parents and everybody else… we want to know your faves? Let us know in the comments!
Or don’t. It’s up to you. No pressure.
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Celebrities Share Text Messages They Got from Their Parents
Parents are parents, it turns out, no matter whether their kids have starred on the big screen, small screen, perform on stage, or have never performed a day in their lives.
These 15 texts from the parents of celebrities prove it beyond the shadow of a doubt.
15. First can we talk about me?
dad is thrilled! pic.twitter.com/n00AHqOVbz
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 12, 2018
14. Some lessons are hard to learn.
I won't share the 3 dozen mini cupcakes that came to my door this morning mother. I won't pic.twitter.com/UVQbRVhp62
— Hilary Duff (@HilaryDuff) September 28, 2016
13. It doesn’t rhyme but it is universally applicable.
poetry pic.twitter.com/tF0WKVkIBC
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) July 27, 2018
12. Who needs fans when you’ve got a mama like this?
11. Imma go ahead and let you write your own mental caption for this one.
#itjustgoesonandon10. There’s no arguing with her taste.
love my mum so much lmao pic.twitter.com/6bgw4VldXd
— Maisie Williams (@Maisie_Williams) January 8, 2017
9. She is not my daughter but I, too, have concerns.
8. Grandmas are the best.
omg pic.twitter.com/Bb9B7kZzOE
— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) April 28, 2017
7. Just a little professional feedback, Mandy Moore.
6. Moms everywhere are nodding in solidarity.
5. Michelle Obama’s mom just keeping her grounded.
4. Moms are experts at keeping it real.
Thanks mom
@clairemaree64 pic.twitter.com/sNCrrbOikj
— Zendaya (@Zendaya) May 10, 2016
3. A battle over who is a real fan of pasta.
Casually roasting my mom cuz I’m a bigger fan of pasta than her
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— Joey King (@JoeyKing) August 6, 2018
2. I love that her mom just assumes she could get real news on the internet.
#Colberto1. You can never have too much encouragement. Or too many heart emojis.
Congrats to all the #GoldenGlobe winners last night! What a fun celebration of movies this year….and thank you to all the amazing fans who have supported #WILDmovie. 
I couldn’t love these more if I tried!
What texts do you love/hate to get from your parents? What texts do you love to send your kids? Share with us in the comments!
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Here Are Some Tweets About Dogs Who Might Melt Your Damn Heart
Pretty much every dog puts a big smile on my face, but these puppers are really going above and beyond the call of duty.
They deserve a day of snoozing in the sun and belly rubs for their efforts.
11. Why sleep in a bed when you have a dog?
Woke up and saw my daughter wasn’t in her bed… looked around the house and then I find this pic.twitter.com/X3tMC8Voog
— Kristianna Kimbrow (@kmjoness) January 26, 2019
10. They’re going to be best friends for life.
THE PHOTO MY SISTER JUST SENT ME OF HER GREAT DANE AND THE NEW PUPPY THEY JUST GOT.
LOOK AT IT. pic.twitter.com/6EsDWzq1UX
— beth phelan (closed to unsolicited queries) (@beth_phelan) January 31, 2019
9. The dog, yes, but also the caption.
Me making different accounts to get that free first month subscription pic.twitter.com/6guoeNcSpc
— MarQz (@marquezzz202) February 9, 2019
8. This guy is not quite as slick as he’d like to think.
I don't suppose you've seen those two boiled eggs I left sitting on the kitchen sideboard by any chance? pic.twitter.com/dV2YSbZL6R
— Stevie K (@1StevieKilner) February 17, 2019
7. You’ll get no argument from me!
I have the coolest dog pic.twitter.com/LfH6EF0j5A
— Hailey (@hailey_curtis07) February 2, 2019
6. This is just like having kids.
When you try to help but have no idea what you're doing pic.twitter.com/C3QWzP71mr
— Benji
(@_benji53) February 19, 2019
5. You’re going to want to make sure your sound is up for this.
My dad just sent me this video pic.twitter.com/w9Gr6epqOF
— E (@lmaoedina) February 5, 2019
4. My heart cannot take it.
my dogs stuffed animal was left outside and my dad made sure so save him.. pic.twitter.com/ysgViljoxS
— michaella (@oohhhkayyy) January 24, 2019
3. I’m sure they thought no one was looking.
Did my dog just pet my cat?? And did my cat just hug my dog?? pic.twitter.com/PuNWB1Ggzw
— Jordan Ireland (@jor_nicole4) December 28, 2018
2. Whose day wouldn’t be brightened by Max?
Favorite part of my job is feeding max his treat everyday. pic.twitter.com/JZyjTax5CC
— JodieBrooke (@JodieBrooke2) January 28, 2019
1. They both look so proud of each other!
Ma dog has been assigned to play with a puppy at his doggy school and they’ve actual became best pals
pic.twitter.com/hGUDc8XJPL
— DECLAN (@declanshields) July 10, 2018
I hope their owners are ready to pamper these little sweeties!
Do you love browsing the web for cute dogs? Show us your favorite below!
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Parents Tweeted the Truth About Sex After Kids and It Is Pretty Funny
Hang on tight for this one.
I’m not married and I don’t have kids, but I have ears, people. I listen to the conversations of my married friends, and I know what’s going on (sort of).
And I know that the nookie takes a nosedive after those adorable little angels become a part of the family.
Which is why these texts from parents are hilarious and right on the money.
Enjoy.
1. Please don’t come in here.
Your sex life as a parent basically becomes "Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep."
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) August 29, 2018
2. You’re DEFINITELY a parent.
If your sexytime music is cartoons playing loudly outside your locked door, you might be a parent.
— Snarky Breeders (@snarkybreeders) July 30, 2018
3. No winners here.
Husband and I wrestled behind closed doors this morning. My daughter busted in and pounced on his back.
No one won the wrestling match. No one.
— Julie Burton (@ksujulie) May 26, 2018
4. See you later.
Me: Do that thing I like
Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]
— Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) September 9, 2018
5. That’s very hot.
[Married pillow-talk]
Husband: What's your deepest fantasy?
Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don't leave any crumbs under the table.— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) October 2, 2016
6. Makes it kinda fun? Maybe?
Being married with children is like being a teenager again. You can only have sex if you sneak around and don’t get caught.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2013
7. That’s the way it goes.
Be sure to keep the spark alive by texting him sexy little nothings like,
"We need to check the kids for lice" and "please buy tampons".
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) August 10, 2016
8. Fast! No, faster!
Having sex when you're a parent is like trying to shoot from half court with 3 seconds left on the clock.
— Anna Grace (@graceupongracie) March 22, 2016
9. That should do the trick.
Him: What are you wearing?
Me: Medical-grade hospital socks with anti-slip technology.— Crystal Lowery Comedian (@Crystalllowery) November 18, 2018
10. You just have to deal with it.
The best thing about sex after kids is probably no matter where in your house or car you do it, you end up with legos, Barbie shoes, or Shopkins lodged in your body
—
Elisabeth
(@YourMomsucksTho) July 16, 2018
11. It’s totally worth it.
People think being a dad is just wearing cargo shorts and making lame jokes but you also got to have sex at least once and that was cool.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 26, 2016
12. Might not be a great idea.
[alarm goes off]
Wife: Unnngh. I don’t want to get out of bed.
Me: If you stay in bed, I’m going to try to have sex with you.
Wife:
Me: Hon?
Wife: [already at work]— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) January 14, 2019
13. What are you doing with your time?
Dear parents who photograph their children napping or set up dinosaur scenes while their kids are sleeping: You should be having sex.
— Sarah Thyre (@SarahThyre) November 20, 2013
14. Should we just go to bed?
Initiating sex before kids:
"Hey, you look nice…"Initiating sex after kids:
"How tired are you?"— Dennis DiClaudio, in R’lyeh, waits dreaming (@dennisdiclaudio) December 1, 2018
15. It’s over. Forever.
It's when you and your spouse start referring to each other as "Mommy" and "Daddy" that you realize you're never having sex ever again.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) November 29, 2012
Hey, it’s not all bad, is it?
Parents, weigh in on this matter and give the folks who wrote these tweets (and other parents out there) some good advice about gettin’ it on!
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15 Times Elaine from ‘Seinfeld’ Spoke for a Lot of Us
It’s very difficult to pick the best character on Seinfeld because they’re all pretty great, even the supporting characters. Jerry, Kramer, George, Newman, Uncle Leo, they’re all hilarious.
But Elaine Benes might just take the cake. Because sometimes, she spoke for all of us.
Here are some perfect examples.
1. She knows how to talk trash.
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2. Fighting for equality.
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3. There’s nothing wrong with that.
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4. That’s how you end a conversation.
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5. We all should!
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6. As good a reason as any.
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7. Welcome to the club.
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8. She’s working on it.
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9. That’s why it’s called that.
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10. Zing! Sorry, Jerry.
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11. That is the perfect date.
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12. You’re either with me or against me.
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13. Brain doesn’t work sometimes.
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14. She can be ruthless.
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15. She’s worried about all animals.
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She’s also a great dancer! Remember?!?!
What are your favorite Elaine moments!
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15 Times People Did Their Part to Help out the Environment
These gestures might be small, but small things add up in the end. And we all need to do our part to help out the environment cause it is not doing great, folks.
Whether it’s recycling, using less water, cutting down on electricity, or any number of things, DO YOUR PART.
These people sure did, and the ideas are wonderful.
Take a look.
1. A great idea.
The Cafe at my closest beach gives free drinks to people who collect a bucket of litter from the beach from mildlyinteresting
2. That is very impressive.
Turns out my pencil is made of recycled newspaper! from mildlyinteresting
3. Good beer, too!
Carlsberg using glue to make six packs instead of plastic. from mildlyinteresting
4. Plant it when you’re done with it.
Got an event bracelet that can be planted from mildlyinteresting
5. Get rid of those pesky cups.
An ice cream cup made of banana leaves from mildlyinteresting
6. Bake some bread!
My grocery store started selling overripe bananas for cheap with a recipe for banana bread on the bag from mildlyinteresting
7. Keep it going.
You can charge this battery with a micro USB from mildlyinteresting
8. Eliminates so many bottles.
Refill Station at Simon Fraser University, Canada. from ZeroWaste
9. Not plastic, but plant starch.
This cup is made from plant starch, not plastic from mildlyinteresting
10. Plant your pencil.
My pencil has seeds on the tip, so when it’s too small to use it you can plant it and a tree will grow out of it from mildlyinteresting
11. Reducing more waste is crucial.
This super market had tiny paper bags instead of plastic containers to reduce waste from mildlyinteresting
12. Much better than discarding it.
Every day after closing, this local bakery leaves out a bag of their unsold pastries that people can take from freely instead of throwing them away and make unnecessary waste from mildlyinteresting
13. These look great!
The bowling alley in my neighbourhood tore up old lanes and used them to renovate the washrooms. from pics
14. Get rid of those butts.
I bought a pack of cigarettes and they came with a postage paid recycling pouch. from mildlyinteresting
15. This is awesome!
A new question is up on our cigarette voting bin on Villiers Street. Check it out and place your vote! #NeatStreets pic.twitter.com/kSeXT39Nri
— Hubbub (@hubbubUK) August 24, 2015
I don’t know about you, but I find all of those examples very inspiring.
What are you doing to help out the environment? Share your ideas in the comments!
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15 Things That Look like They Might Be from a Parallel Universe
I think you better get prepared. Are you ready to have your mind blown?
Because all of these photos might look familiar, but just off a little bit.
Like they’re from another planet…from BEYOND!
Take a look.
1. That’s strange…
2. I’ve never seen one that small.
3. Are we on Mars?
4. Where have all the aces gone?
These playing cards have ones instead of aces. from mildlyinteresting
5. Kind of cool.
This Starbucks drive-thru in an old car wash from mildlyinteresting
6. I love this idea!
This Taco Bell is made out of old ship containers from mildlyinteresting
7. A totally different universe.
8. Total freak-out time!
This SubWay in New Jersey has a red sign instead of yellow. from mildlyinteresting
9. Lowercase stop sign.
10. Genetic mutations abound.
This pink grasshopper found on Kelleys Island, Ohio from mildlyinteresting
11. The turquoise arches.
12. That’s a lot of detail.
This pedestrian crossing sign has realistic people. from mildlyinteresting
13. Proceed with love.
Stoplight in Akureyri, Iceland has a heart shaped red light. from mildlyinteresting
14. No more rainbows.
15. Brilliant, but also sad. Get off your phone while walking!
This traffic light on the sidewalk for pedestrians on their phones from mildlyinteresting
I’m freakin’ out, man!
Okay, not really, but those are some pretty cool pics, huh?
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These People Have All Had Their First Names Ruined by Pop Culture
I feel kind of sorry for these people, but my last name is Gilligan, so I don’t feel that sorry for them. Do you know how many times I’ve heard jokes about “The Skipper”?
Yeah, that many.
What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 25, 2019
Let’s all say a little prayer for these folks…
1. She really needs to see the manager.
…to see the manager?
— Nick Hand (@SomePaddy) September 26, 2019
2. That’s not good.
My name is Ana, I have red hair, and my husband’s name is Hans pic.twitter.com/WgnUvrUGyb
— Ana Stumpf (@Ana_Archived) September 27, 2019
3. Alexa, I have a question.
My middle child’s name is Alexa. She was born in the 1990’s. I’m very bitter.
— ∂αиιєℓℓє
(@luckysaabola) September 25, 2019
4. Ouch, that one hurts.
2016 Presidential Election.
— Mike Spence (@ItsMikeSpence) September 25, 2019
5. The Legend of…
Ruined isnt the word I’d use… but I could do without all the ‘rescue’ pickup lines or sword-based innuendos! pic.twitter.com/WHCZCO8smz
— Zelda Williams (@zeldawilliams) September 26, 2019
6. No comment needed.
…………
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) September 25, 2019
7. Yes, just like that.
“LIKE THE ALLERGY MEDICINE?????”
— Allegra Clark (@SimplyAllegra) September 27, 2019
8. A teenage witch?
My whole life people have asked me if I’m a a witch pic.twitter.com/vZgIXUAvZa
— sabreena (@sabgold) September 27, 2019
9. I can hear Homer yelling.
No explanation required…
— Bart (@bart_pirie) September 27, 2019
10. You never had a chance.
Take a guess who’s ruined my ENTIRE name.
— Andrew Dick (@Professor_Andy) September 25, 2019
11. Creepy Carrie! Creepy Carrie!
Stephen King. pic.twitter.com/LSsv2ZqN9F
— Carrie Hope Fletcher (@CarrieHFletcher) September 26, 2019
12. This one is a classic.
— Aaron Bader (@aaronsbader) September 25, 2019
13. A double whammy.
I've been called Kenny G roughly 13,000 times in my life. "Where's Barbie?" was also an exceedingly clever and not at all common quip.
— Ken Grant (@KenGrantPFN) September 25, 2019
14. Yeah, baby, yeah!
— Austin (@AustinTMcCarthy) September 25, 2019
15. Could be worse.
— #1 Rachel (@rachel) September 25, 2019
Has this happened to you? If so, share your stories with us in the comments!
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