No Such Thing As A Quintruple-Cooked Chip
In 1994, a student at MIT bought a carton…
In 1994, a student at MIT bought a carton of milk but forgot to use it, and rediscovered it 10 months later. Instead of binning it he threw a ‘birthday’ for it. A cult following developed for this legendary expired dairy product. In 2015 it celebrated its 21st birthday.
Top Gun was produced in collaboration…
Top Gun was produced in collaboration with the Pentagon to rebrand the US military’s image post-Vietnam war, and attract new Navy recruits. Top Gun was the first full-blown collaboration between Hollywood and the US military.
These People Came up with Incredible Solutions to Tiny Little Problems
Are these people brilliant? Well, it certainly appears that way.
Because these life hacks are pretty darn impressive, if I do say so myself.
Take a look and prepare to be WOWED.
1. That’s pretty brilliant.
Guy at coffee shop shows off his solution to the $999 Apple stand. from funny
2. Give ’em the finger.
The HOA in my friend’s neighborhood recently threatened her neighbors with a fine if they didn’t hide their trash cans, even though they’ve been in the same spot for over a decade. This is their solution. from funny
3. Exactly what she’s saying.
4. Can I come?
At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music
— slick (@dlicj) November 20, 2013
5. That’s how it’s done.
6. No more dogs on the deck.
Started staining the deck and needed to keep the dog off the deck boards. Solution found. from funny
7. Whatever works, right?
8. Either way, it’s gonna work.
9. She’s on to something…
Startup idea: ice cream cones shaped like chips so you can eat ice cream like nachos. yw, world pic.twitter.com/3IGjfdJhRf
— Adrienne P
rter Felt (@__apf__) October 10, 2017
10. A great movie that needs to be made.
11. That’s what FaceTime should be used for.
FaceTiming the water so it doesn’t boil over while I’m watching tv in the other room. pic.twitter.com/9gWyG7AlcL
— Justin (@JustinHillister) October 16, 2017
12. All kinds of options.
I dead ass didn't wanna wash a plate
pic.twitter.com/3tZdATVOp1
— YNWshelly (@sheldonAvaughn) March 25, 2016
13. Hopefully a medic is on site.
14. Just keep changing it up.
15. Okay, this guy wins.
Do you have any awesome life hacks that we should know about?
Share them in the comments!
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Check out These Funny Tweets from Very Amusing Ladies
There are a lot of hilarious women out there in the Twitter-verse, and here are 15 more. Ladies, keep us LOLing on social media, please.
Try not to pee your pants, okay?
1. That sounds pretty good to me.
computer science major schedule:
1. beep
2. boop
3. boop
4. bop
5. 100k salary— hope xcx (@hopifer) September 26, 2019
2. I’ve seen it many times.
hey, it's me, every girl with a boyfriend on instagram. I call him "this dork" in the photo caption so you know we have a jokey playful relationship which means I'm allowed to brag about it without being too obvious about rubbing my joy in your face
— No Dana only Zuul (@DanaSchwartzzz) September 27, 2019
3. Human in cat form.
I swear to God my friend’s pet is actually a human in a cat form pic.twitter.com/9tJUJ174Fc
— G (@pepsicko) September 21, 2019
4. Sisters being sisters.
Sister got engaged this weekend and I dressed as a bush in the wilderness to watch/capture the moment. We are 1 yr apart.. why are our lives so different rofl pic.twitter.com/cE14RBZ9CL
— therese merkel (@theresemerkel) September 23, 2019
5. Someone had other plans.
i just wanted to have a relaxing movie night pic.twitter.com/ZkZVsmvVa1
— Beena (@LeenaSalinas) September 21, 2019
6. That is a show of confidence.
I strive for the absolutely unhinged confidence of someone who uses cock instead of dick in casual conversation
— Celina Nikoo (@belledenuit_) September 23, 2019
7. You were close…
Me: (reading the word ‘debuted’) Ok, we practiced this, we know the T is silent. You can do it. Here we go-
My brain: (beaming proudly) DEE-BOOTED
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) September 25, 2019
8. I’m a big fan of this.
So in my roommates lab, one of her classmates has a service dog and apparently service dogs also have to wear lab gear &…
Y’all.. just look how cute this is pic.twitter.com/CWvYlh6trF
— Krista Fullerton(: (@kristaaaaaaa_) September 20, 2019
9. What language is this?
priest: do you promise to love your partner until cancel culture do you part?
bride: and I oop
groom: and I oop
priest: sksksksks tea I now prounounce you skinny legend and wife
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) September 20, 2019
10. That’s very hot.
i can only orgasm if a dude says “EA sports. It’s in the game” to me. and it has to be a good impression of the voice.
— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) September 27, 2019
11. I’ve been here before.
[tv] Rachael Ray: now it’s time to marry your pasta with your sauce—
Me: *sitting on my couch, chewing a handful of dry spaghetti* hahahaha HOLY MACARMONY
— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) September 27, 2019
12. Your new garbage boyfriend.
Me when I meet your new garbage boyfriend https://t.co/9xehkMIQ7W
— the scary version of “Sady Doyle” is “Sady Doyle” (@sadydoyle) September 27, 2019
13. Their inner monologue.
are penguins ever like holy shit everyone loves me all I have to do is walk
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) September 27, 2019
14. Gritty is pretty awesome.
happy birthday gritty. i love you like a real person, not exactly as one loves an child or an animal, but as one yearns in one's gut for the feral spirit that children and animals share. i hope u tunnel under my house someday and eat my dreams. may you live infinitely!!! https://t.co/zV0vFxk475
— GRave SashSLAYED
(@_sashayed) September 24, 2019
15. Man, that’s rough.
I went to a Hello Kitty Pop-Up today and there was a place to write down wishes and I found this pic.twitter.com/xKg5NPkmm6
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 24, 2019
Ladies, we got our eyes on you. Keep up the funny business.
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These Tweets Show That Kids Are Pretty Hilarious Even When They’re Not Trying
Kids are pretty amusing even when they’re not even trying to be. It must just be part of the DNA of young boys and girls, and then once we get a little bit older, we grow out of it and become bland adults.
Good times!
Here are some kiddos that are downright hilarious. Do any of them remind you of your little monsters?
1. These kids have bright futures.
my sister saw two unaccompanied little children in a trench coat giggling amongst themselves yesterday and i am absolutely howling pic.twitter.com/Q3emyEDxgN
— royse (@Roysenotes) April 15, 2019
2. That is not cool.
I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit
pic.twitter.com/djNGwjdKwl
— DOMAIN DIEGO (@DennistheBased) March 23, 2019
3. Genius move, right there.
My 9-year-old daughter has taken an old lip balm tube and filled it with cheese so she can eat it in class. pic.twitter.com/YEAqZx2wnr
— Valerie Schremp Hahn
(@valeriehahn) September 17, 2019
4. Wait, that’s not an emergency?
My daughter called me into the bathroom for an “emergency” only for me to find this. These kids don’t respect my time
pic.twitter.com/l2oZCxVhRw
— Aisha R Pandor (@aishapandor) April 18, 2019
5. This kid gets it.
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017
6. My kind of kid.
my cousin has a michael myers mask and he can’t stop wearing it pic.twitter.com/kzvog7VhKA
— gis (@GIZZZYO) February 25, 2019
7. No honey, it doesn’t.
My daughter just asked me if the word encyclopedia comes from the word Wikipedia.
— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) April 17, 2019
8. Always erase the history.
So my dad decided to check the history on my 8 year old brothers ipad… watch till the end
pic.twitter.com/K8fdP5EyGm
— Ashleigh Wilson
(@ashleighjwil) February 24, 2019
9. Newspaper was hacked.
Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda pic.twitter.com/GPlS3gSj5S
— Brendan Greeley (@bhgreeley) March 21, 2018
10. We’re laughing with you.
Dunno why I’m laughing
this the cutest thing I’ve seen on the internet. pic.twitter.com/jixWBbEb53
— MISTAHMASALATI
(@MisterMasalati) September 19, 2019
11. Acting a fool.
I FaceTimed my baby brother (3 y/o) and he was speaking with a British accent. I was like wth is going on
My daddy was like this damn Peppa Pig got this boy acting a fool
— a$hley da Gr8 (@ASHHurance_) February 21, 2019
12. Don’t say a word.
So my daughter sent home the best camp letter ever. pic.twitter.com/pBC4fyj3gn
— Jeffrey Lazarus (@jlazarus001) June 19, 2018
13. Would you look at that?
My daughter asked me how to spell my name so she can write it down, then hands this to me. Y’all………. tell me this isn’t a grave pic.twitter.com/vH0hQMRCUm
— Asia Leigh (@asialbx) October 24, 2017
14. Speaking the truth.
My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying “ he needs to use kind words with friends “ . I asked him about it and he said “ My friends are dumb and they need to know “
—
(@PurestInNoSense) March 24, 2018
15. I agree with him.
My little brother is ridiculous pic.twitter.com/ngH6XjWMQ3
— jeff (@jeffmarcelfie) April 5, 2016
Fill us in on what your kiddos have done recently that made you laugh out loud!
We’d love to hear from you!
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Garbage Collectors Come Clean About the Stuff People Throw Away
The stuff people throw away can be truly shocking.
And it’s not just the amount of money we spend on things that we just pitch in the trash. People seem to think that garbage bags somehow shield them from being arrested… because A LOT of illegal shit gets thrown away for ANYBODY to find.
These 14 garbage collectors know this all too well, and they’re not shy about divulging what they found!
Let’s go!
1. So many different things in just 8 months!
I worked ~8 months while waiting to go to school in my small southern town.
Summary of interesting things I found go as follows: $20, bullets, a live snake, a fully working 400$ amp (which I now use for my speaker setup), and a small bag of marijuana, and a can literally full of adult toys and open DVDs.
2. Thanks history professor. Or should I say… history thief!
We used to pull the recyclables out of the dumpsters by our rental condo in California. Found a Naval officer’s sword, a nice set of cast iron skillets, plus a fantastic handmade leather chair. Still have those in my home. Lots of clothes with tags, pretty sure the residents one unit over were shoplifters and thieves; we took that stuff to the thrift shops.
Then there was Big Trash Day in Japan once a quarter. Fully working treadle sewing machine with a cast iron base, ceramic hibachi pot, marvelous glass and lacquer cases, a giant yellow quartz gem set in silver. A full set of WWII photos and albums, including a Kamikaze farewell party, but a history professor “borrowed” those to examine and never got them back to me.
3. Think of all the money to be made!
I lived in a campus town and every year, end of the semester, (especially the end of spring semester) the most amazing stuff would be thrown out.
Students (especially foreign students) leaving who had no way to take their stuff with them.
Uncounted couches, TVs, furniture, computers, electronics, etc just sitting on the curbs all around the campus.
They had to clean the apartment out and they had nowhere to put the stuff but on the curb.
4. Why do people throw away laptops?!?
I live in a town with 2 colleges in it and I like to go textbook hunting on move out week. I’ll usually pull 2,5-3k in 2 weeks. I’ve found around 8-9 phones of vary degrees of degradation, around 4 laptops with fixable problems and a closets worth of name-brand clothing. My daily driver timbs are trash boots.
My friend though, after two years of gathering now owns a small business selling and renting what he calls “dorm kits”, which usually include a couple lights, chairs, a mini-fridge, a microwave, an electric kettle and other odds and ends. He has a real job but makes about 40k a year supplemental, a lot in cash. (that he keeps in a cardboard box labeled “f— you money”) He will often find 2-3 of the kits he sold outright in the garbage that same year. I’m jealous of his work ethic, because those couple of weeks before/after the semester he works 18 hour days.
TL;DR- if you live near a college there’s gold in the garbage.
5. E.A. office… it’s in the trash!
The cleaning company I work for regularly gets rid of unwanted stuff from an Electronics Arts office.
We could keep the items they didn’t use anymore. Some of the fun things we got were: a classic guitar hero set, wii fit + balance board, sim city mouse pads (still using those), some kind of singstar microphones (use the now for talking online with friends), old sims disks with all the commercials they have ever released (some weird stuff was on there), battlefield bad company key chains, old games like need for speed and rogue galaxy for ps2 and lots of minor stuff.
This happens annually so i hope they got some fun stuff this year.
6. So much wine!
At my sister’s alma mater, she said the rich girls threw out a lot of good stuff when the dorms had to be cleaned out for the summer. She got clothes, shoes and purses.
I lived in Israel as an English teacher several years ago and since thrift stores aren’t really a thing there, perfectly good clothes would be thrown out. I got so many bags of clothes.
Once they were washed, they were perfectly fine. (Got hand-me-downs from my teacher, the teacher of two people in my cohort and a few friends in my cohort as well.) Never had to buy clothes (minus a pair of boots and my Purim costume) during my 10 months in Israel! Before Passover, people toss anything that isn’t kosher for Passover. I found more clothes and three unopened bottles of wine!
7. Snowboards?! Whoa!
I usually find brand new stuff still in the plastic. Haven’t really found anything illegal though.
My brother in law works for a recycling place and he finds all kinds of cool sh*t. One day he came home with 3 brand new dc snowboards. He said whatever company wanted to shred the last year’s model that didn’t sell so he took it home.
8. Lots of meds!
I was a janitor for my high school in the summer months and one of the first jobs of the summer was locker clean out. I was given the master key for all the lockers and had to go in one by one to clean them out.
I found so many bottles of ADHD meds (adderal, ritalin, vyvanse), relatively brand new shoes, nice north face fleeces among other random sh*t.
9. The $100 pick up
I worked on the back of a trash truck for one summer when I was younger. It was my girlfriend’s dad’s company so I rode with him pretty much the entire time. We never found anything truly odd but one of my best memories was when we used to go around to pick up trash at these multi-million and billion dollar homes.
There was this one house that we picked up trash at that always had four, five, six huge cans full of bottles and trash from their weekly parties.
The rule was, only two large cans were to be picked up. Anything extra would cost the customer more. Well, in order to avoid having to pay the company extra, every week there would be this old guy standing at the back gate with a $100 bill. He’d hand us the bill in exchange for us not telling the owner about the extra pick-up.
The owner, the guy who he handed the money to, always promised not to tell anyone about it. We always had a good lunch on those days.
10. Never pay for a bike again!
My dad was a garbage man. My brother and never paid for a bike as kids – he’d find bikes in various states of disrepair and bring them back home to fix them up from their usable parts.
Also, radios. My dad would find some incredible old radios – tons of 40s/50s era tube radio receivers, which we would fix up together.
As far as illegal, I remember him telling me that he found a big ziploc bag full of mary jane one time.
11. Guns & Ammo
I was a garbage man for a number of years in the early 90s. I live in a very small town that is mostly Italian, and one morning we were sent out to collect the dumpster from a trucks top on the outskirts of town. As the truck was pouring the contents of the dumpster into the back, I saw a wet box break apart and inside were a bunch of submachine guns and magazines of ammo.
I stopped the winch, told the driver, and we both decided to play dumb (not difficult) and pretend we didn’t see them. So I continued on and crushed it all as though I hadn’t seen them.
I just remember being afraid that they were dropped off for a pickup or exchange and if some saw me taking them or I was found with them, it’d be a really bad day for me.
12. Better living through chemistry!
In an old school, a forgotten high school chemistry lab from the 60s. Jars and jars of things like thermite, sticks of yellow phosphorous submerged in some yellow-colored liquid that had evaporated to the point where there was only 1/8″ of liquid covering the top of the sticks and the slightest movement would cause the top end of the sticks to be uncovered.
This was all on the same racks as a jar of mercury, about a pound of powdered asbestos, spools of magnesium ribbom, quantities of powdered sulfur, nitroglycerin, potassium permanganate, cans that had rusted through (they still contained – something –
but the labels were too corroded to read), acid nitric and too many other bottles to read as just being in that room for a couple of minutes gave me a splitting headache.
It had apparently been a well-stocked chemistry lab for high school students decades previously then one day the school closed so they locked the door and nobody had entered it (much less cleaned it out) for decades.
13. Casino cleanup
My uncle in Vegas was a trash man.
After work he would walk through the landfill and find casino chips, jewelry, other valuables and money – enough to buy a very nice home on his modest wages after only a couple years. Rich, drunk and/or stupid means a lot of disposed, as opposed to disposable, wealth.
14. You knew this was coming…
A severed arm with no hand.
At first I thought it was from an animal until I looked closer in horror that it clearly was a human elbow.
That last story… WTF?????? How do you ever recover from that? How do you go back to work???
Got any crazy stories of things you found which you can’t unsee? Let us know in the comments!
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Heartwarming Videos of Dogs Getting Picked up from Daycare
I mean, come on… this is one of the best posts of all time. Because you KNOW what’s coming next.
These dogs are going to be so god damned happy to see their owners… you just KNOW it!
Get ready for the most cute you’ve seen in one post. Ever.
1. Come on! We’re going home!
Here’s a video of my dog Jeff’s best friend literally pulling him away from the door as he was getting ready to leave doggie daycare pic.twitter.com/B7TOToQ8Au
— Nate Goldman (@NateGoldman) May 16, 2019
2. Sugar is so sweet!
Sugars reaction when he saw me arrive to pick him up from his play date/daycare
pic.twitter.com/8dlbBS2aDf
— Amy Macedo (@AmyMacedo) February 28, 2019
3. She remembers her leash!
This Will Make You Happy
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Good girl getting picked up after doggy daycare….don’t you just love how she prances and picks up her leash
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I want a Labradoodle #woof #dogs pic.twitter.com/Q7pQtuzW8f
—
CORY
(@Cory__1077) September 12, 2019
4. Hey Lucy!
Picking Lucy up from daycare is one of the best things in the world. Makes my heart melt! pic.twitter.com/yGMPgVrGPx
— Ben Nadel (@BenNadel) June 2, 2016
5. Not a mutt anymore!
In honour of #NationalMuttDay, here's a video of what happens when I pick up my mutt Boogie from the Petropolitan doggie daycare. (Rescuing our dog and cat is the best thing we've ever done. You should do it too.) pic.twitter.com/ps4XRvgyXS
— Mike Morrison
(@mikesbloggity) July 31, 2019
6. Aussies get excited!
Just picking up my dog from daycare pic.twitter.com/7hB3NxLoBG
— Aussies Doing Things (@aussiesdointhgs) April 3, 2019
7. I love that name!
Picking up Galileo from the Day Care c: pic.twitter.com/e6Pbiq9v3n
— Jack-o-Mithzantern (@Mithzan) June 26, 2017
8. Archer is a jumper!
How Archer checks out who is picking him up from doggy daycare
pic.twitter.com/a3004QT91B
— Allison (@AllisonB) September 24, 2019
9. Look at that tail wagging!
I'm so happy when Mummy picks me up fwom schcool!! #dogs #dachshund pic.twitter.com/mQmyAsWODZ
—
Lena Pup Dachshund
(@lenapup15) August 20, 2019
10. Hey Aunt! Hey Aunt! Hey Aunt!
my aunts dog gets way too excited for her to pick her up from doggy daycare pic.twitter.com/xk2nmLMwJt
— AnNikA (@Annikaz17) June 4, 2016
11. Arthur is one happy doggo!
Best part of the day — picking up Arthur at doggie daycare. #Beagle @ULuckyDogDenver pic.twitter.com/zw22giDEfA
— Rommie GSD (@GSDRomm) September 1, 2018
12. Well, not all of them are happy…
My dog is so upset about me picking her up from “doggy daycare” that she is refusing to get out of the car. pic.twitter.com/LerYw1gdiH
— Estefanía Seyffert KTSM 9 (@EstefSeyffert) June 5, 2018
Alright kids… what did you think? Most heartwarming, wholesome roundup of tweets ever?
Let us know what you thought in the comments!
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Here’s the Truth Behind Why You Stop Feeling Tired the Moment You Crawl into Bed
Does this sound familiar?
You’re exhausted all day long. There’s isn’t enough coffee in the world to prop your eyelids up during your commute, at your desk, your kid’s soccer game, but suddenly, when you’re in your pajamas, teeth brushed, and between your nice, clean sheets, you can’t sleep.
According to TIME, you’re not alone – many people have trouble falling asleep in their own beds, thanks to a phenomenon called conditional arousal.
Basically, it happens because you’ve inadvertently trained your body to associate your bed with being awake, as opposed to being used for sleep. We don’t get in bed when we’re tired, we get in bed an hour before we want to be asleep and then binge a couple of Netflix episodes, scroll through our social media, read a few chapters, have a snack, etc – and that tells our brain that the next time we get into bed, we won’t be going to sleep right away.
So, it holds off on the good chemicals.
Conditional arousal is a cycle, something you’ve made a habit, which means you can’t really break it in one night. To fix it, you basically have to stop doing anything that isn’t sleeping in your bed, and you’ll need to give it time.

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This is also the reason that sleep experts advise you get up and go into another room if you’re struggling with a bout of anxiety and/or insomnia that keeps you tossing and turning. If you stay in bed, your brain will begin to associate your mattress and pillows with flopping and frustration as opposed to a peaceful night’s sleep.
Like any habit, you’ll need to establish a new routine, and then stick to it for as long as it takes to erase the previous one from your brain.
If it doesn’t work, or you suffer from clinical insomnia or anxiety or other conditions that can make falling asleep difficult, you might want to consult a medical professional in order to get the sleep you need.
But if you’re just guilty of climbing into bed to wind down, try doing that part of your routine in another room and saving your mattress for when you’re actually ready to catch some zzz’s.
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