Month: September 2019

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Taylor Swift Fans Freaked out When an “Unknown Band ” Named Tool Grabbed the #1 Spot on the Charts

In very amusing (if you’re not a Generation Z kid) Twitter news, Taylor Swift fans are confessing they’ve largely not heard of popular 90s band Tool.

Tool has always had a strong, loyal following and, since they’ve just released their first album in over 13 years, it’s not hard to believe they’re most likely going to eclipse Lover, Swift’s latest, on the top Billboard chart.

Swift’s fans are not only upset that she’s only going to get to spent one week reigning the charts, but they’re awfully confused…because they’ve never heard of Tool and can’t understand how this “new” band has dethroned Tay.

Swifties have taken to Twitter to try to rally support for Lover, encouraging fans not to give up and to keep streaming, even though everyone realizes it’s probably all for naught.

The best part (if you’re a millennial or older or just someone with great taste in what can now be considered classic rock) is how they’re directing their outrage at this band “no one has heard of” for daring to release such a successful album.

They’re also (perhaps rightfully) “shook” seeing the lengths on most of Tool’s offerings.

For their part, Tool fans everywhere are pretty much delighted at the reaction – and the return of the band to the airwaves and the charts.

I mean, what fun is logging into Twitter if you can’t giggle at teenagers whipped into a frenzy over one of the great bands of your own youth, right?

Are you a Tool fan? A Swiftie? Neither?

No matter what, these tweets are pretty darn funny, if you ask me!

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16 Times Tumblr Just Couldn’t Let ‘Twilight’ Fade Away

Twilight was a huge success as a series of books, then movies, might baffle some, but for fans, the stories (no matter how cheesy or badly translated to film) will always hold a special place on the shelf in our hearts.

Which is why, I guess, the questions and thoughts about the stories continue to regularly show up on Tumblr.

I gotta say…I’m not mad.

16. Stupid teenagers finally got their day in the sun.

https://twilightisgaynow.tumblr.com/post/179059353399/people-give-twilight-a-lot-of-shit-but-its

15. This might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

https://ree-duh.tumblr.com/post/185530076154/edward-so-now-that-im-marrying-bella-im-finally

14. One more reason to despise this scene.

https://farkosten.tumblr.com/post/187439695679

13. The accuracy, it burns.

https://bummass.tumblr.com/post/185075760215/bella-in-her-room-in-the-dark-at-3am-tryna-figure

12. Okay but the soundtrack is really good.

https://chonce.tumblr.com/post/165992854137/chonce-twilights-soundtrack-didnt-have-to-go-as

11. It doesn’t make for great cinema but she’s not wrong.

https://roxilalonde.tumblr.com/post/178253719572/people-hate-on-twilight-but-it-is-the-only-movie

10. I just want to make sure I’m not the only person who knows she’s a Mormon.

https://911esme.tumblr.com/post/185556258223/catintheunderground-petermaximoff

9. Now THIS is the Twilight fan fiction we all deserved.

https://thegoddesslunaxo.tumblr.com/post/170850508938/the-thing-that-pisses-me-off-about-50-shades-of

8. This is one of the better written scenes in the film imho.

https://lesbianmikewheeler.tumblr.com/post/178739641077/i-know-this-scene-is-supposed-to-demonstrate-how

7. I’ll take weird coincidences for $500, Alex.

https://tarncirque.tumblr.com/post/185002118767/id-like-to-draw-everyones-attention-to-this

6. She could have at least googled “how do I know if I’m dating a vampire,” right?

https://youngstero.tumblr.com/post/94110735627/the-funniest-thing-in-twilight-is-when-bella

5. Anyone who was Team Jacob reading the books is some kind of alien idk.

https://poppunklegs.tumblr.com/post/177036031630/cockmcstuffins-bella-was-lucky-she-didnt-have-a

4. If this is true he’s definitely the hero we all needed.

https://undereyelouisvuittons.tumblr.com/post/83007015947

3. Yep definitely going to have to click on that.

https://does-bella-like-me.tumblr.com/post/169781449629/me-twilight-doesnt-have-a-long-term-impact-on-my

2. Why would you want to, though?

https://iwantabrickbybrick.tumblr.com/post/102208893109/supermassive-black-hole-by-muse-reminds-me-of-the

1. Like yeah, sure, let’s go with that.

https://onlinepunk.tumblr.com/post/177861536942/could-you-imagine-if-edward-had-just-been-some

 

Do I think Twilight is great fiction? No. Are the movies even worse? Yes. Did I read all 4 books in 3 days?

Yes. Yes I did.

Let me know if you did, too!

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10 Memes About People Who Are Struggling With ‘Adulting’

Hello! How are you doing today?

Honestly, it doesn’t really matter. And it’s probably better if you’re not doing that great, because these memes will make you laugh. And if you laugh, you’ll feel better.

Is it a bad thing that we hope you’re not having the best day? Is that mean of us?

1. It. Never. Stops.

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2. Well, that’s enough for today!

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3. Gotta get small. In a ball. In my bed. Dead.

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4. Those fucking group chats tho…

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5. Anxiety likes to get me anxious about anxiety

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6. Night!

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7. Well, that’s one way to find out!

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8. Oh… this made me snort!

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9. Huh? Come again? What’s that? Nothing to see here…

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10. That just means I’m into comfort. That’s all. Nothing more.

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So fam… what did you think? We want to hear your opinion.

Let us know about the best memes in the comments! Don’t let us down!

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A Pizza Delivery Girl Shared Some of Her Most Memorable and Disturbing Customers

Pizza delivery people probably have all kinds of good stories – hopefully not of the gross or scary variety, though I’m sure those aren’t terribly uncommon.

You’re sort of let into people’s lives – or at least their front doors – on a regular basis, and as anyone who has ever worked in customer service can tell you, people consistently provide something to talk about (whether they mean to or not).

This pizza delivery girl keeps a list of her best (?) encounters on her phone, and I submit to you that they are 100% worth reading.

17. There is definitely more to this story.

 An elderly Spanish woman who meekly presented me with a (rather classy) pearl-handled .32 snub nosed revolver and asked if I knew how to load it (I do) and also, if I could load it for her (I didn’t).

16. Just because you’re a pizza delivery person you smoke weed?

Multiple instances of people asking if I would sell them pot. (bitch get your own dealer sheesh)

15. Props to this girl for being a way better sport than I ever would be.

A very drunk dude who gave me his iPhone and had me take a bunch of Myspace-esque pictures of the both of us.

He did the duck lips thing in every shot.

14. People actually do this in real life?

A dudebro wearing a bath robe and socks + sandals (indoors) who straight up wordlessly yanked the pizzas out of my hands without paying and shut the door.

Multiple knockings were of no avail.

13. What on earth is wrong with some people?

A woman who angrily demanded to see my ID because she refused to believe my claims that I’m female.

She proceeded to snatch my driver’s license out of my hand, run back into her house and show it to her children while pointing back at me.

12. I have a lot of questions for such a short entry.

A bearded man who answered the door and periodically spat blood into a crusted Harley-Davidson coffee mug while counting out his cash.

11. Yeah, no, that’s not happening.

A man with a thick Alabama accent who admonished me for standing in front of his mailbox while I waited for him to answer the door.

He then explained how this was a federal offense because I was “obstructing the mail system” and demanded my social security number so he could “report me to the proper authorities”.

10. That’s not exactly how I would expect someone to treat his daughter.

A guy who slipped a twenty directly into my shirt because I apparently was the “spitting image” of his deceased daughter.

9. Old people can be such sweethearts.

An elderly man who wrote “FUCK OFF” as his signature on a credit receipt.

8. The real question is how did she not puke?

 A guy who spent the entire time I was there digging a (impressively large) booger out of his nose.

He proceeded to smear it on, thankfully, HIS copy of the receipt.

7. You’ve gotta love the smell of judgement with your pizza.

A woman who slipped me a business card (in lieu of tip) for a laser tattoo removal clinic, explaining “In case you want to bring your mutilated skin back to how God intended it to be.”

6. I hope she at least educated them on why Bud Light is a terrible choice.

A group of young teenage girls (like 14-16) who begged me to buy a case of Bud Light (ew why) and bring it back to them.

5. Where do some people get off, I swear. If you don’t have the cash, don’t order your pizza.

A woman who admonished me for driving a Mazda, and wrote “get a real car” in the tip portion of my credit receipt.

4. I honestly hope he found someone to talk to.

A thirty-something guy who begged to get his order for free because he “works so hard”.

He visibly teared up and sniffled when I told him I couldn’t do anything.

3. I really don’t know what to say about this, but that guy…might need to find away to unwind.

A drill instructor looking-guy who filled out his entire credit card receipt, specifically wrote “0.00” in the tip portion, then proceeded to write out a check for seventy-eight cents and handed it to me.

It said “pizza tip” in the “For” section.

2. People just don’t want to commit to the part anymore.

At least three Batmans so far, but only one who did the voice.

1. I would have stayed and partied with them, for sure.

A hotel room full of badass middle-aged women all dressed as Professor McGonagall from the Harry Potter films, who were also completely wasted on Jello shots.

They kept encouraging me to stay and party with them.

I don’t know if I could do the job, but God bless food delivery people. I might not ever eat, otherwise.

Could you do it? How would you have handled some of these people? Let us know in the comments!

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12 Photos That Show Why Texas and Los Angeles Are Two Separate Worlds

Texas is definitely its own world, but, truth be told, Los Angeles has its own quirks, too.

Even though they’re each unique, the two places are like night and day – a fact that these 12 images should 100% solidify in your mind.

12. This picture could have been taken anywhere in the Midwest, but yeah. Not in L.A.

It really do be like this from texas

11. There’s a LOT of space in between those places.

The 5 horsemen of the apocalypse from texas

10. L.A. gas stations bring you high prices and dirty bathrooms…

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9. While in Texas, you feel like you’re pulling into a five-star gas-pumping resort.

8. Fashion in LA is meant to make a person really think…

Average day at 7th Street Metro station from LosAngeles

7. But the clothes in TX can make you think, too…even if they didn’t do it on purpose.

Day 1 in Texas and I saw this. I am not disappointed from texas

6. L.A. poppies are to die for…

This one is actually in LA County. The poppies in the Antelope Valley Poppy Reserve are starting to wake up. from LosAngeles

5. But the bluebonnets in Texas are a way of life.

My Field Of Bluebonnets from texas

4. The traffic in L.A. drives people to comment constantly via license plate.

Saw this absolute hero on the freeway this morning. from LosAngeles

3. And Texas just inspires people in general.

New license plates, y’all! from texas

2. Maybe you’d see this on a movie set in L.A….if the movie was about Texas.

Just a horse in the Sonic drive through from pics

1. I mean idk I’ve seen too much roadkill in Texas to believe people slow down for hares.

This friendly hare decided to escort us for a couple of miles in this dark country road around Carta Valley, TX from texas

I’ve just saved you a visit, haven’t I?

Unless you haven’t visited In N Out…or Whataburger. Then, definitely pop by.

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A Teacher Asked Kindergarteners to Create Cook a Book. The Recipes Are Hilarious.

Cooking takes years and years to master. This is why your average kindergartener, who’s still learning how to tie their shoes, is most likely a terrible cook. So when you ask a group of five- and six-year-olds to write a cookbook, you can guess what would result–bizarre, nonsensical, and hilarious recipes.

Jordan Adams is a Texas-based joke writer, pizza enthusiast, and Twitter user. When his nephew Ethan’s kindergarten class wrote their own cookbook, Jordan had to share it with with his Twitter followers.

Ethan’s teacher asked her students to explain how to prepare their favorite foods, and she wrote down their responses word for word. Let’s take a closer look.

Ethan’s Eggs

Photo Credit: @jordankadams97

It would be an impressive act of cooking alchemy to to turn pancakes, sugar, and Skittles into eggs. While Ethan’s ingredients might be a bit inaccurate, he does seem to understand eggs’ most important quality as a dish: they’re easy to make. Maybe not so easy that they only need two seconds to cook, but you get the idea. Solid work, Ethan.

Joe’s Tacos

Photo Credit: @jordankadams97

Joe is clearly a free-spirit in the kitchen, the sort of chef who goes by instinct, not by following a recipe to the letter. Details like cooking times and ingredients don’t need to be exact. You can even switch to an entirely different dish mid-cook, if you want to! “Brown candy” also sounds intriguing. Joe has all the makings of a future professional chef.

Sebastian’s Pancakes

Photo Credit: @jordankadams97

$7o pancakes made entirely out of salt? This kid should open up his own restaurant and become the Salt Bae of breakfast food. At the very least he needs his own Food Network show. Also, nice work reminding everyone to clear the table after eating, Sebastian. Clean-up is part of cooking, too.

Ariana’s Macaroni

Photo Credit: @jordankadams97

Creative! Macaroni and cheese that includes apples and strawberries sounds like the result a crazy Top Chef challenge that required chefs to combine four random ingredients. Could be delicious, could be disgusting! Then Ariana takes things one step further by including ingredients that are inedible. Top Chef should definitely make the contestants cook something with doll parts. Also, I now realize that every recipe should include a trip to the swimming pool. Thank you, Ariana.

As you can imagine, the kindergarten cookbook went massively viral, racking up over 70,000 retweets, 170,000 likes, and hundreds of responses.

Some folks actually wanted to try the recipes.

While some teachers wanted to try writing a cookbook with their classes.

But most of all, people wanted more.

Maybe one day we’ll all be able to read The Kindergarten Cookbook, but until then, these four recipes will have to do.

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These People Are Making the Subway a Lot More Interesting

The subway is like a box of chocolates–you never know what you’re gonna get. The beauty of public transportation is that it’s open to everyone, and people from all walks of life use it. If you’re a people watcher, there’s no better place to observe the rich variety of life than on the subway.

Previously, we showed you these 15 people who were making the subway a whole lot more interesting. But there are way more than 15 interesting people on the subway, and so we’ve got another batch of wonderful subway weirdness for you! (via Bored Panda)

1. One ticket per tree, no exceptions.

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2. That’s one way to shorten your commute time.

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3. When transit cops can’t get the job done, they call in…Transit Knight.

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4. Didgeri-don’t.

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5. When it’s rush hour, and your next victim lives uptown.

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6. Sometimes, deodorant isn’t enough.

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7. “Saw this punk helping a woman carry heavy stuff in Berlin’s subway.

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8. How to guarantee you’ll always get a seat on the subway.

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9. Some people will try to pass off anything as a comfort animal.

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10. A breath of fresh air hot garbage fumes

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11. “On the train on the way home from Oktoberfest.”

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12. “How was your day, honey?” “I got crabs on the subway.”

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13. “This guy’s lunch made it onto the subway without him.”

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14. When it’s rush hour, and the child you’re going to to possess lives uptown.

Photo Credit: SubwayCreatures

15. Either the deceased wanted one last ride, or someone was too cheap to spring for a hearse.

Photo Credit: Reddit

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The oldest door in Britain

The oldest door in Britain i s located in Westminster Abbey. Made from timber from the original Anglo-Saxon abbey, it is just under a thousand years old. Made from mature oak, that means the trees that produced these planks could have been saplings when the Romans evacuated Britain.

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Every year, half a million Italian…

Every year, half a million Italian people claim they are possessed, demanding an exorcism. Demands for exorcisms are also growing globally. In response to the rise, the Vatican even held a week-long exorcism course for 200 priests.

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Ancient Romans recycled their pee…

Ancient Romans recycled their pee. They peed in pots and emptied them in a barrel which they left on the street when filled. A public service would pick it up to turn the pee into ammonia which they used as bleach, mouthwash and more.