15 Bartenders Share the Strangest Conversations They’ve Overheard

One perk of being a bartender: hearing all the drunks and weirdos tell their tales. People spill out their guts to barkeeps, and even if they’re not being directly addressed, you know they’re still listening to everything going on on the other side of the bar.

In this AskReddit article, bartenders reveal the weirdest conversations they’ve ever heard on the job.

#1. Awwwww

“Even though we were busy, I clearly heard a women say to her friend, “Hey look, the bartender’s really cute.”

Friend: “No he’s not!”

Response: “Oh yeah, you’re right.”

#2. Negotiations

“Work in a downtown hotel bar right across from our convention center. I’ve heard way too many negotiations between businessmen and escorts.

Last one I heard involved the guy asking the lady how much extra she would charge to let his friend watch.”

#3. Classy

“Had a husband and wife who were by far the most rude people I’ve ever encountered, talking with a traveling business man. By the end of the night the business man was propositioning the woman to go back to his hotel room for some money.”

#4. Lots of cheating

“Lots and lots of cheaters. It’s weird that serial cheaters take their girls to the same spot.”

#5. Heated argument

“I’ve bartended but my favorite conversation was overhead while I was on the other side of the bar. “Look all I’m saying is Grand Theft Auto severely ruined our generation’s perception of how many police helicopters exist.” Sounded like they were getting really heated over the matter haha.”

#6. Tennis ladies

“I bartended at a country club, and there was this one group of tennis-ladies that would always sit at the bar and get absolutely sh*tfaced on weeknights at our wine nights. They took a liking to our main bartender and kept calling him exotic (he’s Mexican), they would say how love his beard, would talk about their fav (not tennis related) positions, how they kept their nether-regions tidy, slip him their numbers, how sh*t their husbands were, etc. Gave me death glares every time I’d be bartending/bar backing with him lol.”

#7. So obvious

“On Valentine’s Day this year, we had a guest who accepted a FaceTime from his girlfriend while his side-chick was with him at the bar. He angled the phone so his girlfriend wouldn’t see the girl, but it was so obvious.”

#8. Categorize them

“I overheard a woman who worked for a New Zealand online dating service, and was basically a profile censor. She described her job as being 80% dick pic removal, and had seen so many she could divvy them up into a few distinct categories.”

#9. Shady business

“I heard some chick say “and the worse part about it, is that lucky bastard got a whole gram of crystal out it for free.”

#10. Now I’m in love with myself

“I hated myself until I discovered masturbation.”

#11. Hahahaha

“Two businessmen having after work drinks on a Friday, where the conversation built up to one of the sweetest sentiments I’ve heard. At first the usual “Lemme tell ya, you’re a good person. I love you man.” Later on (still fairly basic): “Fuck the wives! Hey, you and me, we buy motorcycles!”

To finally this gem: “If a tornado were to blow you away… I would fly after you.”

#12. Adorable

“Guy: “I think I’m going to need a coke chaser for this one.” Girl, presumably SO: “we already did all the coke…” Guy: “Coca Cola, you idiot!”

Not even the most memorable, just the most recent. For sure, a real snapshot into their relationship.”

#13. Wonder how that worked out…

“I once listened to three people have an in depth discussion about how they were going to kill the “local vampire” and the steps to take to protect themselves from the coven that said vampire is surely from.

My favorite though what a heated debate over whether the first Robin would be a crime fighter if Batman hadn’t picked him up and trained him.”

#14. Sounds fun

“I once heard a guy tell his buddy, “It’s fun, it’s like laser tag but with real guns” That was twenty years ago and to this day kick myself for not getting the whole story.”

#15. These are on the house

“A customer is on the phone in the middle of the bar, not too crowded but a long bar. Guy couldn’t have been more than 25. I go to help someone at the end of the bar and on my way back I overhear:

“No, I don’t care! She’s my sister, she is THIRTEEN and there is no reason she should be doing cocaine! At all!”

Gave him a few drinks on the house that night.”

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Tenants Share Their Disturbing Renting Experiences

Renting can be a nightmare. From bad roommates, landlords from hell and terrible apartment spaces, finding a spot that’s good for you isn’t easy.

These 11 renters know that all too well, and they’re not shy about sharing their horrifying experiences.

Find out what went down right now!

1. What in the actual fuck?!?

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2. Bruhhhhhhh… pay for that sink!

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3. That is SOOO fucked up!!

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4. Super gross and such a shame. Ugh!!!

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5. Black mold is literally the worst. It can kill you!

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6. What a creepy fuck!

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7. You’re right. That’s insanely rude.

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8. Looks like you need to “fix” your living situation…

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9. What did kids ever do to you?! Don’t answer that…

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10. Ummmm…. isn’t that illegal?!

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11. Did you make friends with it and feed it cheese? jk

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Alright fam… time to share your crazy renting situations!

Let us know in the comments!

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Democracy and demon came from…

Democracy and demon came from the same Greek root: ‘dā mo’ is the distance between different types of people, both ‘citizens’ (‘demos’) and Gods and humans (‘dai-mon’ meaning ‘divider’).

Nicholas Culpeper, a 17th century physician…

Nicholas Culpeper, a 17th century physician, married to wealthy heiress, enabling him to provide services free of charge while translating Latin medical text into English then sold them very cheaply for the poor who can’t afford expensive physicians.

During the Battle of the Wilderness…

During the Battle of the Wilderness, a fistfight between a Union and Confederate soldier caused a ceasefire, as both sides stopped fighting to watch the scuffle. The Union soldier lost and was taken prisoner. The battle then resumed.

Comparing the best areas to live in the UK

There are a variety of different factors that one must consider when deciding where to live in the UK, including not just job opportunity and availability, but also living quality, costs, and distance from facilities and social draw. Finding the most suitable city for you can be a big challenge, and so if you’re looking to relocate, here are three key areas worth considering. London London, with its centrifugal force and ‘big-city’ proactive mentality, is regarded by many as the go-to place for work and career progression in the country, and they’re not wrong. With its job opportunity and vibrant

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4 Strange and Thought-Provoking FBI Investigations

Did you know that the FBI wasn’t the first major law enforcement arm of the federal government, nor was it always the most important? In fact, the Postal Inspection Service is the oldest American federal law enforcement agency; it can trace its roots back to 1772.

The FBI didn’t bust onto the scene until 1908 (back then it was just the “Bureau of Investigation”), and it didn’t really come into it’s own until the 48-year tenure of its infamous director J. Edgar Hoover, which ran from 1924 until 1972.

Unlike most law enforcement, the FBI has extremely broad jurisdiction, which allows it to be effective across state lines and in investigating complex financial and delicate political crimes. Of course most of us know this because the FBI is very much in the news these days, and has been ever since the 2016 election.

But let’s talk about some less well known FBI investigations, shall we?

1. The FBI tormented Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

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After Martin Luther King Jr. gave his “I have a dream” speech, the FBI considered him the most dangerous and effective leader of the civil rights movement. The FBI, and J. Edgar Hoover in particular, made it their mission to ‘deal’ with King, so they tapped his phones, and painted him as a Communist and a sexual deviant. Hoover hated King so much that he tried to convince King to commit suicide.

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In 1964, one year after King’s famous speech, he received an anonymous threatening letter in the mail (it came from the FBI) along with a cassette tape of allegedly incriminating recordings of Dr. King in hotel rooms with various women. The cassette was the fruit of nearly a year of surveillance, and the note intimated, in terms that a 1976 congressional investigation found to be not uncertain, that King should commit suicide.

Here is a selection:

King, there is only one thing left for you to do. You know what it is…You are done. There is but one way out for you. You better take it before your filthy, abnormal fraudulent self is bared to the nation.

2. The FBI investigated a fictional anti-goth cult for 2 years.

The cult was called “The Church of the Hammer”, supposedly founded by a former member of the Westboro Baptist Church. The FBI started its investigation into the organization in 2005.

The investigation didn’t have much to go off of at the beginning – the whole thing was based off of an interaction a goth person had online with the groups Yahoo Group, “GodHatesGoths”. The goth was arguing with the group, trying to convince them that the goth subculture was unfairly maligned, and did not actually necessarily worship Satan.

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But the group was apparently unpersuaded, and in the postings they had made some pretty significant threats:

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The FBI was worried, and so they started to contact law enforcement and witnesses from the various incidents the group had allegedly been involved in, according to their postings – but investigators couldn’t find anything.

Finally, over two years later, they went to the actual website, godhatesgoths.com. There, they found…

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And the investigation was closed.

3. The FBI nailed its most-wanted cybercriminal because the guy’s password was his cat’s name + 123.

Jeremy Hammond was perched atop the FBI’s list.

He was an excellent black hat hacker, and, as he said,

“From the start, I always wanted to target government websites, but also police and corporations that profit off government contracts…I hacked lots of dot-govs.”

He worked as a hacktivist with Anonymous, and he successfully hacked a number of different corporations and government websites. Then, one day, his luck ran out.

In 2012 he was arrested, and 2014 he copped to a plea deal for 10 years in jail.

When his house was raided, Hammond’s first thought was to close his computer, so it would be password protected. But the government cracked it. Again, in Hammond’s own words,

“My password was really weak…[my cat’s name] Chewy. Chewy 123.”

4. The FBI does not always get their man…or find the missing airplane.

In 2003, only 2 years after 9/11, a 727 airplane took off from the capital of Angola, Luanda.

Only two men are known to have been on the plane (a 727 usually takes 3 people to fly), and while one was a trained pilot, he was licensed only for much smaller private craft.

The type of aircraft stolen
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Ben Charles Padilla and his recently hired helper, John Mikel Mutantu, did not communicate with the tower while taxiing jerkily onto a runway, and taking off.

Though there was a frantic search for the plane, involving the FBI and investigative agencies both American and from around the world, it was never seen again, nor were its occupants.

The FBI quietly closed its investigation two years later, in 2005, and there has been no significant public comment on the case since then.

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11 Homewreckers Admit Why They Destroyed Marriages

What’s the absolute worst thing you’ve ever done in your life?

Yeah, that’s bad… but have you ever wrecked a marriage?

These 10 people did and are finally admitting how they feel about it…

1. Holy shit! You are straight up EVIL!

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2. Yes. That is correct.

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3. Ohhhh, so it’s about power is it?

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4. Just wait… it’ll catch up with you…

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5. Tell yourself any stupid story you want.

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6. Yeah, that’s a good reason… NOT!

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7. You can get that kind of attention from other people…

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8. Yes, you can stop. That’s a lie.

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9. Sometimes these relationships CAN have happy endings… but not often.

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10. Somebody needs to work on their self esteem…

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11. Yeah, it does work out sometime. Still….

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Shocking and scandalous, no?

Just don’t become a home wrecker, please. Cool?

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