A Mom Ordered Her Daughter a “Moana” Cake…but Got a “Marijuana” Cake Instead

I think ordering an adorable Disney princess cake and walking away with a cake immortalizing one’s love for drugs is quite a doozy. Don’t you?

I mean, this is more than thinking you can re-create Bikini Bottom like the professional who posted the design on Facebook and ending up with a blue-green lump wearing a starfish bra, right?

Not that I’ve seen that happen. At all. Ahem.

Luckily, the daughter in question was celebrating her 25th birthday and not her 5th, which makes the situation more hilarious than tragic.

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Kensli Davis requested a Moana cake from an Atlanta bakery, and her mother complied, since one of the most important parts of planning and hosting a birthday party is to have the perfect cake for the guest of honor.

In case you’ve forgotten what Moana looks like:

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When she went to pick it up, though, she opened the lid to find a cake decorated with a marijuana leaf and a totally stoned My Little Pony.

Can we just pause for a moment to appreciate the artistry behind this My Little Pony, though? I mean. It’s green, it’s emitting a puff of smoke, and it comes complete with bloodshot eyes.

Kensli posted a photograph to Facebook she thought it was so funny.

I haven’t had a chance to tell y’all about our experience this weekend with my birthday cake. So my mama called and…

Posted by Kensli Taylor Davis on Tuesday, July 2, 2019

“So my mama called and ordered me a cake telling them how much I loved Moana. (Because I really do). Well, needless to say these people thought she said marijuana.”

Other people have also been quick to see the humor in the situation; her post has gathered 12,000 reactions and 13,000 shares – most of which are the uber-appropriate “crying laughing” emoji.

And, like many stories involving cake and marijuana, this one has a happy ending.

“That ice cream cake was still good, though.”

And isn’t that really all that matters?

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July 20, 2019

A Writer Shared a Creepy Story About Staying in a Log Cabin, and It Is Nightmare Fuel

Think about this: a writer needs to buckle down and get some work done, so he rents a remote log cabin in the middle of nowhere in Australia. What could possibly go wrong?

Sounds like a horror movie in the making in my book. But that’s exactly what writer Tom Taylor did so he could wrap his head around a few different projects. Taylor is the creator of the TV series The Deep, and he also writes for Marvel and DC Comics.

Taylor’s time in the Australian bush did not go as planned, and he shared his entire spooky store on Twitter for all to read.

Hang on tight, this is creepy!

So, hey.
I somehow managed to book a creepy log cabin to do some intensive writing in for a few days…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

I’ve been laughing to myself about just how cliched-horror-movie this cabin is. But at 5.30am, out of nowhere, despite it blowing a gale out there for hours, wind chimes start chiming for the first time from the porch…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

Now, I’m just about to go to bed, but I’m not sleeping through annoying, spontaneous wind chimes, so I head out there…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And I see the wind chimes hanging on a rusty hook. I figure I can reach them, and I walk out onto the porch in my socks.
And the door immediately slams shut behind me. Of course…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

Uh oh…this doesn’t sound good.

I frantically check the door’s not locked. It isn’t. I’m not stuck on this porch in this gale in my socks and a T-shirt. But I do hear something in the bushes…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

I don’t think much of it. There’s been possums running all over the roof all night (cute Australian possums, not those weird US ones). It’s the bush, things are allowed to move in bushes…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

I manage to stand on my tippy toes and grab the rusted wind chimes from the rusted nail they’re hanging on, and I hear the noise again…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

What could it be…?

Now I’m kind of giggling to myself because of how creeped out I’m feeling, so I grab my phone to take a photo of the murder cabin I’m writing in for a few days. Here it is… pic.twitter.com/M6iFVSJofI

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

“Murder cabin” has a nice ring to it. Anyway, back to the story.

And straight after I take the photo, there’s a flash. I check to see if my phone’s flash is on – it is. I try to turn it off to take another photo, but something flashes over me…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And it didn’t come from my phone…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And there’s the sound again. But this time it’s heavier. Like a footstep…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

I’m starting to crawl under my covers now…

And there’s another flash against the wall of the cabin.
I pull my phone out of my pocket, thinking I’ve left the torch on, which I somehow have, and I manage to shine it in my own face as I try to turn it off to take another photo of the cabin…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

But then I realize I didn’t shine my phone in my face. Something else flashed in my face, & my brain is yelling at me…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

I’m telling myself I’m being stupid and that I did flash my own face & the ‘footstep’ was probably a kangaroo or something, so I turn to confront the animal making the sound, and…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And, at 5.30am, in the dark, outside the murder cabin, SOMEONE IS STANDING THERE…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

Holy sh*t!

I can’t see their face. They’re wearing a head torch…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And I’m running. I know I slipped at some stage in my socks, as I ran up the porch. I definitely kicked the wind chimes. I ran through the door and slammed it shut and locked it…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And here’s the thing. Several tweets later, I’m sure it was probably just a super-early-morning jogger or something, who was curious about the guy standing in his socks taking photos of a cabin with a flash…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

But if it wasn’t, I’m letting you all know, just in case.
And here’s this helpful picture I accidentally took mid-panic-run, if you need photographic evidence to go with this testimony. pic.twitter.com/pEHJ551JGP

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

And there were more wind chimes.

Update: I just heard the wind chimes again. The wind chimes I know for fact aren’t hanging up anymore.

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

THIS IS SCREWED. I am not joking. Lying in bed and the bedroom door just suddenly blew open with a bang…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

It gets worse.

OH. COME ON! pic.twitter.com/lq7WXNUteU

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 25, 2019

Another update later on.

I realize it’s been 8 hours. Just wanted to let you all know, I’m okay.
The story didn’t end there, but my phone battery did, and the charger was in my car OUTSIDE – so, you know, physically impossible to retrieve…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

So, this is what happened next.
Before my phone died, I spoke to my wife and told her I was sure I’d be fine.
And then I took a video… of the bedroom ceiling…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

I’m lying in bed, and the ceiling is making this sound… and then my phone dies… pic.twitter.com/wU7NHvXoCz

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

OMG…

I’m lying there staring at the ceiling, which is apparently counting down to my death, when the wind chimes rattle across the porch floor, and then something very big runs across the roof…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

I’m assuming it was a large possum, and definitely not a hellbeast.
Eventually, exhausted, I close my eyes…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

But it wasn’t over…

And I wake up to a BANG!
I’m instantly more awake than I’ve ever been before. I’m on my feet, but I don’t remember getting out of bed…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

Someone is BASHING ON THE FRONT DOOR…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

I’m standing motionless, in my underwear, ignoring the still-ticking ceiling, trying not to breathe too loud, trying not to make a single sound. I AM A PETRIFIED NINJA…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

More bashing commenced.

The bashing starts again…
Without stopping to do anything sensible that would make me feel less vulnerable, like put on pants, I walk slowly to the front door, and there’s a large shadow on the venetian blinds. A very big person is standing on the porch of this remote cabin…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

The bashing starts again.
I, eloquently, call out, “WHAT?!”
The bashing stops…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

I see the guy shift and he calls out.
“Package”…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

After the night I’ve had l, there’s no way I’m opening the door to a stranger delivering a package to a remote cabin…
Also, I’m in my underwear.
Also, I can’t open the door because I frantically locked it during the night and I have no idea what I’ve done with the keys…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

He calls out, “Can you sign for it?”
After a way-too-long-and-awkward-pause, I say, “Um… No?”
…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

Helpfully, I call out, “Just leave it, mate!”
“I can’t really…”
“JUST LEAVE IT!”
…

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

What was in the package?

So, what are we thinking?
Still-beating heart or trapped soul? pic.twitter.com/SxOOnVNkxe

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

But I guess we’ll never know.

Why are so many of you asking me what’s in the mysterious package?
Why the hell would I open it? You think I’m going to bring it INSIDE??
No. It stays outside. With the wind chimes. pic.twitter.com/5Ebx5diiHy

— Tom Taylor (@TomTaylorMade) March 26, 2019

Would you stay out there all by yourself?!?!

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July 20, 2019

People Share Embarrassing School Moments When Teachers and Periods Collided

The ladies reading this have been here.

You’re sitting in class, minding your own biz… and then it hits. That time of the month.

A moment of panic? Yes. You ask to use the restroom. Teacher says no.

Wait… what?!

If you’re anything like these 15 students, that day was not a good day.

Let’s take a look…

1. Murdered dead

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2. Huh… guess she’s a great liar!

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3. Yikes!

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4. What the hell is a “no bathroom” rule?!

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5. Ewwwwwww….

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6. Boom. Savage.

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7. Well, you probably ARE an actress…

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8. Payback is a…

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9. Don’t ever do this if you’re a teacher…

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10. A comedy of errors…

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11. What a dick!

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12. HAHAHAHAHA… this one!

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13. Well, that’s good improvisation…

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14. Good!

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15. That’s always an option…

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If you’re a teacher… HOW do you not know how to handle something like this?!

Come on people…

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July 20, 2019

5 Fast Facts About Billy the Kid

Americans have a fascination with Billy the Kid, who walked the thin line between villain and hero with so much success that he remains venerated despite serious character flaws.

Outlaws like Jesse James and John Dillinger also fall into this category; they were violent men who used aggression and force to get what they wanted, yet there was something about them that makes the public want to see them more as Robin Hoods than dangers to society.

In the spirit of going with the flow, here are some facts about Billy the Kid that everyone who hates to love him and his ilk will find super interesting.

#5. His legend may be a bit exaggerated.

It’s said that Billy the Kid killed 21 people – one for each year of his short life – but evidence suggests the actual number is only 4, with 2 of them being prison guards, though he may have been a participant in the deaths of 5 more people.

#4. His real name is a topic of debate.

Henry McCarty. William Bonney. Henry Antrim. All of these names have been attributed to Billy the Kid over the years.

We know he was born Henry McCarty, but some say his father’s name was William Bonney. He started using his father’s name sometime in 1877, but often used his stepfather’s last name, Antrim, as well.

Another mystery for a mysterious man.

#3. He probably wasn’t left-handed.

There’s a famous image of the Kid wearing a gun belt with the holster on the left side, which led many lefties to claim him as their own. Sadly (for them), it’s been discovered that the image was flipped during reproduction, so the gun was actually on his right hip all along.

#2. He worked at a cheese factory.

Charlie Bowdre, a man who was part of Billy the Kid’s inner circle and previous part owner of said cheese factory, claims this is where the two of them first met.

#1. Plenty of people think he faked his own death.

The official story is that Billy the Kid died in Fort Sumner, New Mexico, on July 14, 1881. But many claim that Sheriff Pat Garrett helped the Kid fake his death and ride off into the sunset, though no substantiation for this claim has ever surfaced.

Ollie “Brushy Bill” Roberts and a man named John Miller both claimed to be Billy the Kid long after the date of his death. But Roberts’ cluelessness regarding gunfights and photo comparison evidence have shown him as an unlikely Kid, while Miller’s claims were put to rest in 2005 after DNA samples were not a match.

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July 20, 2019

Check out Some of the Funniest Cat Jokes That Vets Put up on Their Signs

You gotta be sharp to get a funny joke on the sign for your business that actually works. It’s a delicate balance – one that can be difficult to strike.

And it becomes even more challenging when we’re talking about veterinarian offices. And cats on top of that.

But these people all nailed it!

Get ready to laugh…

1. Very true

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Thursday, September 28, 2017

2. This is my sister’s vet in Baton Rouge! No joke!

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Friday, September 13, 2013

3. They’re still in charge

They definitely have not.

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, April 26, 2018

4. Ignoring you

Cats would never text back and leave you on read.

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Tuesday, May 16, 2017

5. Hey o!

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, September 16, 2018

6. 50/50

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, February 4, 2018

7. Ain’t that the truth?

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Friday, September 13, 2013

8. Hairball City

Because, even if you've got hardwood floors, your cat WILL find that one square foot of carpet #lifewithcats

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, April 3, 2014

9. You need a black belt

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, March 18, 2018

10. I learned it from watching you!

Fuzzy wants you to know:

Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Monday, September 15, 2014

11. Cat thoughts

The things cats think…

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Tuesday, January 23, 2018

12. That’s impossible

#funnysign # ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Friday, May 26, 2017

13. Four good ones

Didn't get a chance to drive by this week? Never fear, the online signboard is here! #verypunny

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

14. I actually laughed at this

They're purrty easy to spot.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Friday, July 25, 2014

15. And…let’s end with a zinger

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, January 24, 2019

Those are all very humorous and I’d be proud to bring my cat Mr. Whiskers there.

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July 20, 2019

A family-run restaurant in Bangkok…

A family-run restaurant in Bangkok has had a the same giant pot of soup simmering for 45 years. When it runs low, they top it off. It’s a beef noodle soup called neua tuna. It simmers in a giant pot. Fresh meat like raw sliced beef, tripe and other organs is added daily. But any […]

July 20, 2019

In the United Kingdom, Several Prisons….

In the United Kingdom, several prisons have restaurants that are fully run by inmates at the prison, including chefs and waiters. These restaurants are also open to the public and rank highly on Tripadvisor.

July 20, 2019

The people of St. Pauli, Hamburg…

The people of St. Pauli, Hamburg, were sick of their district smelling like urine because of nightclub patrons relieving themselves on the street. So they painted the buildings with special paint that repels water so forcefully public urinators end up peeing on themselves.

July 20, 2019

When city council denied…

When city council denied a permit to build on empty lot, a London man applied for a permit for a tank. Thinking it was a water storage container, council approved. Instead the man bought a Russian T-34 tank, parked it on his property and pointed the gun towards the city planning office.

July 19, 2019

Women Also Abuse Their Boyfriends. Take a Look at This List to See How.

Abusive relationships knows no gender. It can happen in every single combination of people who decide they want to spend time together. That means friendships can be abusive, as well as romantic relationships.

For the purposes of our discussion today, we’re going to focus on the female being abusive towards the male in a romance relationship. Because according to the National Domestic Violence Hotline, “1 in 7 men (13.8%) aged 18 and older in the United States have been the victim of severe physical violence by an intimate partner in their lifetime,” AND “more than 1 in 4 men (28.5%) in the United States have experienced rape, physical violence and/or stalking by an intimate partner in their lifetime.”

So, it’s important to make sure that women also acknowledge their role in abusive relationships and make sure they try and break the cycle.

Tumblr user Exposing-The-Bullshit recently put this list together, and it’s worth a look…

https://exposing-the-bullshit.tumblr.com/post/149256150110/dear-teen-girls

The post got reblogged over 430K times and here are some of the best reactions…