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“The Simpsons” Accurately Predicted the End of “Games of Thrones” Years Ago (Among Other Things)
Game of Thrones is over, and most of the show’s fans are incredibly disappointed. Naturally, a lot of them have turned to other shows and the internet to try to find some kind of closure.
*spoilers* You have been warned.
One of the most shocking/frustrating moments of the last season was the second-to-last episode, The Bells. In a fit of somewhat inexplicable rage, Daenerys Stormborn and her dragon, Drogon, completely torch King’s Landing even after the citizens of the city had already surrendered. Dani goes on to slaughter thousands of innocent men, women, and children, along with her entire character arc.
The insane thing is, this carnage was predicted by The Simpsons back in 2017! It’s as if the show’s creators knew this was coming.
In this episode, “Serfsons” you’ll see Marge, Homer, Bart, and Lisa looking down over their city dressed in medieval clothing.
“Look,” says Bart, pointing out the massive red dragon burning down the city, “the dragon is burning our village.”
“I love our life,” Homer says.
Easy for Homer to say. He’s a cartoon! When this GoT episode aired we were all like, “I hate my life!” No? Just me?
Anyway, moving on. After the showed aired, Twitter immediately clapped back:
The simpsons wtf !!!!
#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/U1hK8UvmG5— خالد (@ilkh_) May 13, 2019
The Simpsons predict the future yet again #GameOfThrones #Simpsons pic.twitter.com/MvSMaMMv37
— Würst Pundit Ever (@WurstPunditEver) May 13, 2019
It seems The Simpsons have a knack for predicting the future. 18 times, actually! Like when the US beat Sweden in curling at the Olympic games (Episode “Boy Meets Curl”) and the Siegfried and Roy tiger attack (Episode “$pringfield”).
Check out a bunch of other things The Simpsons got right:
Pretty interesting…
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Man Discovers a Bear Has Been Bribing His Dog with Deer Bones to Gain Access to the Trash Can
Personally, I’d be scared s***less if I found a bear was hanging out near my dog/house. Twitter user Jesse Jordan is clearly a better man than I am, as he was mad about this situation for an entirely different reason.
Jordan, who lives in a remote part of Canada, was shocked to find that his dog, Brick, has been accepting deer bones as a gift from a smart bear who is, in turn, granted access to Jordan’s trash. And you know how much bears loooooooove trash.
My idiot furry son has one job at night – bork at things and make them go away. Easy, right?
HOWEVER, a bear has learned that my furry son can be bought. This is the THIRD TIME he's been gifted deer bones in exchange for being allowed access to my trash, AND HE KEEPS DOING IT. pic.twitter.com/6NOKiFNLgm
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 8, 2019
As you can see, Brick was bribed with some pretty big bones, so you can sympathize with his situation. I mean, how could he possibly turn those bad boys down?!?!
Jordan had to face the hard truth that Brick is just not cut out for this kind of work.
Although I basically handed my dog this position of power, it's become very clear that he has no idea how to actually do the job properly; now not only do I have to clean up a huge mess, I see him putting his own self-interest first. Clearly, I have no choice but to impeach him.
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 8, 2019
Indeed, this is an impeachable offense. And although Jordan was pretty miffed by this offense, he had to admit that Brick is a damn good boy.
Just so I don't have to repeat it any more, doggo's name is Brickleberry but he answers to Brick. He's a mastiff/hound mutt with some beagle in him, and he is the best boi. His mom died days after he was born, so I raised him by hand. He is great with kids and apparently bears.
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 9, 2019
People on Twitter loved the story and shared their thoughts about Jordan and his sidekick, Brick.
He protecc
He attacc
But sometimes he prefer to snacc— Amanda (@AmandaaaYG) May 8, 2019
That is some Honey Heist style diplomacy and I am here for it. Now I want to know what type of hat this criminal bear wears.
— CeramicOwlbear (@CeramicOwlbear) May 8, 2019
Seems like their relationship is fairly established. It's doubtful the bear of the dog anticipate bothering each other. Instead, the are the funniest animal duo seen lately.
— Trisherann (@Trisherann) May 9, 2019
This just sounds like you're not paying him enough.
If the bear is offering a better deal, you can't blame him for taking it. Capitalism.
— Erin (@ErinandEmmainFL) May 8, 2019
The dog should be running the place by now. Workers should own the means of production.
— Jesse Dahl (@thisistherevolt) May 8, 2019
Well at least they were negotiating…the bear-dog divide has historically been terrible but this is great bipartisan, interspecies work.
— (((Barb Kittridge))) (@kittrdg) May 8, 2019
And Jordan had one final thought for all the Tweeters out there.
I -have- to turn off notifications for this thread, but I'll leave you all with one final reminder that black bears are a nuisance in northern Ontario and not typically a threat, meaning Brick is very much not likely to get eaten. If he was, I wouldn't let him sleep outside. pic.twitter.com/I1gtj5iXuU
— Jesse 'Great Tim Horton's Ghost!' Jordan (@JesseNeon) May 9, 2019
Oh Brick, you really did it this time…
But we shouldn’t be too hard on him, right? I mean, find me a furry doggo that would ever turn down a heaping helping of deer bones.
Go ahead…I’ll wait.
That’s right, the answer is, they would all do the same exact that good ol’ Brick did in this situation.
Do you have any similar stories with your pets? Share them in the comments below, por favor!
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These Alternate Endings for “Game of Thrones” Are Easily Better Than What We Got
Game of Thrones was one of the greatest television shows ever made, both in terms of story/cast and in terms of the sheer scope the money spent per episode.
It’s last season, however, was… disappointing to say the least.
Goodbye Game of Thrones, I will remember you mostly for this video of Sarah Paulson drunkenly singing the entire theme tune pic.twitter.com/uwfWrOqzj8
— Clarisse Loughrey (@clarisselou) May 19, 2019
Let’s face it: season 8 was pretty universally terrible, so let’s see what the internet had to offer by way of a more satisfying ending.
The Wire + Game of Thrones =
Game of Thrones Alternate Ending pic.twitter.com/MybioLJNZW
— The Wire (@WireFans) May 20, 2019
The comedically short ending!
Alternate ending for #GameOfThrones #DemThrones pic.twitter.com/PUFyPFSaI4
— EJ Wont Let You Down (@EWLYD) May 20, 2019
This is legit the ending I wanted. If Dany is gonna go mad… GO FULL TARGARYEN!
#GameOfThrones Alternate Ending:
-Jon and Dany hug
-Dany stabs Jon bc he’s a threat to her crown
-All of the other houses join forces against her
-History repeats itself trying to outst a mad Targaryen from the throne
-The wheel is unbroken; the Game of Thrones never ends— Julia Yorks (@juliayorks) May 20, 2019
No. I can’t do this to Arya’s epic win.
Alternate ending: The Night King wasn’t defeated in episode 3. Daenerys, Jon and the others are now in King’s Landing and Winter is finally here. The snow indicates that the NK is almost there. The final battle will soon begin. We just have to wait for season 9… #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/acaFQrr0sL
— Mona (@monajoy_) May 20, 2019
Maybe it would have been better with a John Hughes ending?
Tyrion: …but what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…
Brienne: and an athlete.
Sam: and a basket case.
Davos: a princess.
Bronn: and a criminal.
Tyrion: does that answer your question?DON’T YOU. FORGET ABOUT ME
— sam (@mardirooster) May 20, 2019
And a lot of people wanted this to happen, but Jon wasn’t fireproof like Dany. Sorry fan family!
This would’ve been a great ending!
Ctto#GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/0KzdjRc6dW— catue (@dyockerr) May 20, 2019
Didn’t we actually get this ending, though?
The Ending we Deserve #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/oG43L9pwNB
— Bloød (@Thirsty_o) May 20, 2019
Oh shit! Power couple FTW!
Jon and Dany in an alternate ending #gameofthrones pic.twitter.com/Sl4Khjmeui
— The Joker (@TheManWhoSmiles) May 20, 2019
George! You holding out on us?!
#Gameofthrones Theory.
GRR Martin was waiting for the show to finish before finishing the books so he could see the complaints against the finale & write the ending everyone wants.
Then HBO Does the “Alternate” Season 8 based off the books ending. pic.twitter.com/uRCNwVJpco
— Comicstorian (@Comicstorian) May 20, 2019
The Kingslayer indeed
If only he had, the show might have gotten a much better ending. #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/T5kigyYi9o
— Lavanya Jain (@lavanyajain30) May 20, 2019
The Newhart ending!
Meanwhile, somewhere in the multiverse here was an alternate ending for #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/RX4HHzvkdr
— angel yu (@nashaharapngtv1) May 20, 2019
The Night King was trying to kill himself? Nahhhhh…
My alternate ending to #GameOfThrones where after Bran is installed as the king of the realm on the throne, that as the final scene fades with a close-up on his eyes as they turn blue. This puts everything into an entirely new perspective. The Night King was behind everything… pic.twitter.com/VAVzGK7bU9
— Tony Stewart (@digitmaxr) May 20, 2019
And Ghost is the best doggo in the Seven Kingdoms!
Alternate ending to Game of Thrones:
Everyone dies. A lone direwolf sits on the iron throne. Cersei, now a white walker, continues to haunt the castle, wandering the halls, plotting against the wolf.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) March 26, 2019
Good job everybody. I’m officially impressed.
Now then… what will the Game of Thrones spinoff series be? Arya on the high seas? A prequel set thousands of years in the past?
Tell us HBO! We want to know!!!
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A Dark Family Secret Could Explain Karen Carpenter’s Eating Disorder
Back in the 1970s, Karen Carpenter and her husband, Richard, were a musical force to be reckoned with, selling over 100 million records before Karen’s longstanding battle with anorexia forced her to retire from the stage and eventually ending in her untimely death at the age of 32.
While a CBS documentary called The Karen Carpenter Story (you can rent it on Amazon) makes no mention of the potential reasons for Karen’s struggle with her body image, author Randy Schmidt blames her struggle on her mother, Agnes.
During the making of the documentary Agnes said there was no reason to cast an ugly light on the family, refusing to put any discussion of potential familial negativity – but Schmidt believes the real reason she was uninterested in delving into the past was that Karen’s anorexia stemmed directly from her mother’s “inability to love.” He claims that Agnes withheld affection from her daughter starting at a young age and continuing through high school.
Schmidt’s book, Little Girl Blue: The Life of Karen Carpenter, details Karen’s eating disorder, which began shortly after the “chubby teenager” graduated from high school. Her health took a nosedive after she began performing since she didn’t like the way she looked onstage, and she regularly chose to hide in fluffy blouses or jumpers when she wasn’t in front of an audience.
She was so thin that fans thought she might have cancer, and since anorexia was (and often remains) a taboo topic, no one talked about what was really wrong with her.
Karen herself denied that anything was wrong or that she was ill, and, despite attempts by friends to convince her to see a therapist, her parents’ attitude that psychiatrists were for “crazy people” dissuaded her.
Despite eventual treatment, she continued to harm herself with laxatives and unprescribed thyroid medication, a trend that doctors were unable to reverse when she was finally admitted to a hospital.
She died at just 32 years old, most of her dreams and career aspirations unrealized.
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15+ Kids Reveal the Shocking Reasons They Were Disowned by Their Parents
Can you imagine ever having such a horrible fight with your child that you’d disown them? Even if you don’t have kids right now, it’s pretty hard to imagine, right?
Sadly, it does happen. Sometimes the kids might actually be at fault, but more often then not it’s the parents who simply cannot accept something about their child.
These people were disowned by their own parents, and these confessions explain why.
The reasons will shock you.
1. Reach out to them if you think enough time has passed. You never know…
2. It’ll never be easy.
3. Wow.
4. Yes. That is absolutely a shame.
5. Grrrrrrrr….
6. Yes. There’s no reality where a loving god would be okay with that.
7. Wow, that came out of nowhere!
8. Yeah, that’s a reversal I didn’t see coming.
9. Yay!
10. Don’t feel guilty AT ALL.
11. Oh snap!
12. Come on parents…
13. Maybe forgive her?
14. Worth it!
15. Don’t regret things like this, ever.
16. You’ll see them eventually, and everybody will blame your parents. Guaranteed.
17. So sorry to see stories like this.
18. Jeezus… what kind of monsters disown somebody for THIS?
19. Well, best they’re not around you and your family then.
Listen, many parents aren’t people we trust or respect, so not having them in our lives in any meaningful way won’t hurt us.
Still, it is nice to have somebody in your corner when you need it, and a good, loving parent or parents can really help out.
What do you think?
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Snapchat’s Gender Switch Filter Is Being Used for Shenanigans, and We Love It
Snapchat is all about the fun filters these days, and the latest feature allows users to see a gender-swapped version of their own face (side-note: I tried it and now I know that I’m GORGEOUS in either gender).
Naturally, it didn’t take long before the internet came up with fun new ways to utilize the feature.
This guy used it to create a Tinder profile…
Last night I got drunk and woke up to a fake tinder I made using the girl filter pic.twitter.com/VatIxEy8FK
— Dylan Nash (@DylanParkerNash) May 10, 2019
Yeah, you know A LOT more than two guys did this…
Used the Snapchat filter on tinder for 30 minutes, and in conclusion I hate men. pic.twitter.com/WfzhKqVpmE
— Mohi (@MohimenMahbuba) May 12, 2019
But you know that’s not all. So many more shenanigans are afoot with these filters.
I mean, can people really even be expected to contain themselves with THIS much power?
This guy made a video…
This new filter got you females hating on us pic.twitter.com/qgTc0DUlAz
— Boredpersonful (@Boredpersonful) May 10, 2019
OMG! You are your brother!
So I put the snapchat guy filter on and now i’m my brother pic.twitter.com/aESxdF1upR
— Haley McCluskey (@haley_mccluskey) May 11, 2019
Even Miley Cyrus got in on it…
Umm why did Snapchat turn me into @joejonas? It’s our brows? pic.twitter.com/OlXgiRL5va
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) May 12, 2019
Naturally, none of this has made us feel particularly good about ourselves…
when u find out she was just your homie with a snapchat filter pic.twitter.com/IiBhzZc8iM
— shitfaced (@semeticprince) May 11, 2019
Because we’re still us, right? Right?!?
All of us using the girl snapchat filter be like pic.twitter.com/QP0j4CZWyA
— MVD @ #GOML2019 (@MVD731) May 10, 2019
This account made George Constanza into a lady…
the perfect woman doesnt exis- pic.twitter.com/totDztykhF
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) May 11, 2019
Okay, this isn’t fair…
Why my girl always playing with these Snapchat filters pic.twitter.com/W9yw2ESgyr
— Chris GQ Perry (@ChrisGQPerry1) May 11, 2019
Why do these look soooooo real?!
That new Snapchat filter made me look like human shrek I’m calling the police pic.twitter.com/EsKoLtfk7K
— rachel ⎊ (@rhymewithrachel) May 11, 2019
I don’t know what’s real anymore.
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6 Years Later, the “I Don’t Know Who Needs to Hear This” Meme Is Still Going Strong
It started in 2013 with this seriously religious tweet (don’t worry, this isn’t a religious post)…
God didn’t lie to you! If God said it, then God will do it! I don’t know who needs to hear this, but God’s gonna do it!
— theo hughes (@theoQuotes) December 3, 2013
And TBH a lot of the early “I don’t know who needs to hear this” tweets were religious.
I don’t know who needs to hear this tonight, but Jesus LOVES you. Don’t forget that.
— Raven Smith (@RavenMSmith) January 8, 2015
But then the internet did its thing and took it into a new direction… just like a good internet should…
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you didn’t wipe good enough.
— THAT GIRL FROM INSTAGRAM (@KhadiDon) October 22, 2018
So then…
I’ll have to check it out!
i don’t know who needs to hear this but
the 2007 animated doctor strange movie is actually good
— pinback (@emotionalpedant) May 6, 2019
Life officially got easier!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop smearing the peanut butter and jelly on the same piece of bread.
Even spreads on both pieces and then put them together. I’m just here to help.
— Brittany Packnett (@MsPackyetti) April 26, 2019
Lies!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can close most of those browser tabs
— Dr. Jens Foell (@fMRI_guy) April 16, 2019
So everybody then?
I don’t know who needs to hear this but please do not run for president
— Haley Mlotek (@haleymlotek) May 3, 2019
Impossible!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but, put your phone down once in a while and enjoy life.
— ✭Cards Babe✭ (@CardsNCowboyz) April 18, 2019
Twitter! Behave yourself!
i don’t know who needs to hear this but stop closing out of twitter and then opening it back up immediately because you forgot you were just on it
— (@dopesicktight) April 6, 2019
Some legit good advice!
i don’t know who needs to hear this but: stop chasing emotionally unavailable people and use that time and energy to work on yourself and self image instead! xo
— muna thee mire (@Muna_Mire) April 15, 2019
Good advice is coming in hot!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but stop getting your hopes up the minute someone shows the slightest bit of interest in you
— Kyle (@kkunta__) April 11, 2019
You’ll save so much money!
I don’t know who needs to hear this but cancel that free trial.
— tiffany (@mombxtch) February 17, 2019
Truth
i don’t know who needs to hear this, but using a makeup wipe isn’t the same as washing your face
— Aurora McCausland (@AuroraMccy) April 28, 2019
Double truth
I don’t know who needs to hear this right now but if you’re in a relationship with someone who picks fights with you right before deadlines/interviews/birthdays/tests/performances etc, you are in an abusive relationship with someone who is sabotaging you. Did I do the meme right?
— Ashley Nicole Black (@ashleyn1cole) March 14, 2019
Serious… save! yo! money!
i don’t know who needs to hear this but you have food at home.
— king arya (@KiissMyDimples) April 15, 2019
And finally… THANK YOU!
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s ok and you’re doing just fine.
— Sam Sanders (@samsanders) April 23, 2019
See, they don’t all have to be for the cynical, cold and dead inside crowd!
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21 Things Parents Found While Snooping on Their Kids That They Can’t Unsee
As a parent, a significant amount of your time is spent wondering what kind of trouble your kids might be getting into behind your back. Obviously, they’re not about to tell you, so what do you do?
Respect their privacy and hope you raised them well enough to make good choices?
HELL NAW! You start swiping through their phone and computer to see what you can find… until you discover something you can’t unsee, like these 21 parents did.
1. Coincidence? I think not!
2. Yeah, you’re not grounded forever. But it’ll seem like forever!
3. Oh boy…
4. Yeah, you dead!
5. Well, at least she knows now… right?
6. Finally! A good one!
7. Actually, that’s legit good advice. Analog is untraceable! Heh
8. Well, you’ll always be. But you’re also a human being.
9. Overreact much… mom?!?
10. At least they’re GIFs!
11. “Get my name out of your phone!”
12. Maybe that can be a good thing?
13. Hey, it’s Where Stories Live
14. Let me guess… your dad?!
15. Yeah, that’ll work out… sure…
16. Oh shit. That SUCKS!
17. Indeed!
18. Yes, you’re the only one… heh…
19. OMFG! Your life is over! jk
20. Yeah, you should be in charge of revealing that info.
21. Jeez… why do parents do this?!
Seriously, all you parents need to stop going through your kids phone UNLESS you have clearly communicated to them beforehand that’s how it goes. If you’re just randomly peeking into their private life, that is wrong, wrong, wrong.
The end.
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Ghanaian coffins
Ghanaian coffins represent and celebrate the life of those buried in them. This casket was built for a fisherman.