12 Things You’ll Understand If Your Cat Is Rude as Hell

If you think your cat is rude, know that you are not alone.

Cats can be so mean sometimes. Sure, they have their nice moments, but when they want to be mean, they unleash a true deviousness that is unrivaled in the animal kingdom. These 12 people also have cats that are professional meanies, so laugh along with them until your cat jumps on top of your keyboard.

1. “Your keys were on my bed.”

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2. “A very unambitious vandal broke in?”

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3. “Thank you for the new box. Can you please get this tower out of the way?”

4. Something isn’t right here.

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5. That’s in the director’s cut.

6. Cat, meet baby.

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7. At least they’re honest.

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8. At least it’s having a good laugh.

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9. Photo evidence.

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10. This is the 15th century equivalent of walking across your owner’s keyboard.

11. “You’re hot, then you’re cold…”

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12. This guy is so glad he spent all that money on a cat lounge.

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Damn cats…always up to no good.

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20 Tweets About Costco That Will Make You Laugh

If you’re a Costco shopper, it’s part of your identity. It’s an obsession for so many reasons.

Here are some tweets from Costco regulars that prove it is serious, and funny, business.

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Now did these laughs come in bulk, or what?

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The residents of a neighborhood…

The residents of a neighbourhood complained of mysterious ailments from a new cell phone tower. During a meeting the owner revealed that the tower had been off for over a month. Residents didn’t show up to the followup meeting. 00

In 1973, during his stay in Vietnam…

In 1973, during his stay in Vietnam, Henry Moak was issued a combat ration that included a can of pound cake, manufactured in 1969. He vowed to eat the pound cake when he retired from the Army. On July 24, 2009, Colonel Moak opened the forty-year-old can and kept his word. 00

1-800-COLLECT was so popular…

1-800-COLLECT was so popular in the 90s that AT&T launched a competing service, 1-800-Operator. However AT&T later discovered many people misspell Operator with ‘er’ instead of ‘or’ at the end, and that unfortunately, 1-800-COLLECT owned the misspelled number and had been taking their customers. 00

This Artist’s Illustrations Show the Hidden Side of Long-Term Relationships

Long-term relationships might seem like a perfect, romantic experience. One where couples sit around cooing into each other’s ears and feeding each other chocolate-covered strawberries all day. As someone who’s been in a committed relationship for many years now, I’m here to tell you that’s just not the case. I’m not saying there aren’t wonderful times – there are plenty – but it’s also not as picture-perfect as it is in the movies.

But you don’t have to take my word for it. LA-based artist Amanda Oleander has been documenting the lives of couples behind closed doors and her work is way too relatable. She’s been dating a man named Joey for the past three years and is very open about how much their relationship has influenced her work. “Before I met Joey if anyone told me their love and relationship was like ours I wouldn’t believe it,” Oleander said in an interview with Bored Panda. ” It’s nothing less than amazing. We can’t get enough of each other.”

She went on to say that, “[She’s] enthralled by the way people behave behind closed doors, intimate moments we never get to see. Those are moments that can’t really be documented because if they were, it would alter the way the person behaved. So I draw them.”

You can check out some of Amanda’s work below.

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That’s as real as it gets.

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7 Ways You Can Tell Someone Is Lying

Science and psychology have some useful tips on how you might be able to tell if the person across the table is being straight with you. There are several good reasons to be able to tell when someone is lying to you — starting and ending with it’s nice to know who you can trust.

#7. They tend to stand very still.

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Though it is true that some people fidget when they get nervous, just as many people stand purposefully still. Glass explains scientists think this is because the body is preparing for a confrontation.

“If you observe a rigid, catatonic stance devoid of movement, it is often a huge warning sign that something is off.”

#6. Pointing may become a factor.

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People often feel put on the defensive when they’re lying, and will attempt to turn the tables. Watch for increasingly aggressive gestures, like pointing, to emerge.

#5. They may touch or cover their mouth.

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If someone doesn’t want to answer a question, they often put their hands over their mouth or lips.

“They are literally closing off communication,” says Glass.

#4. They may go overboard with information.

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Glass explains that if someone is giving you too much information “that is not requested and especially an excess of details, there is a very high probability that he or she is not telling you the truth.”

“Liars often talk a lot because they are hoping that, with all their talking and seeming openness, others will believe them.”

#3. You can tell a lot from their feet.

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Are they shuffling them a lot? If so, you might be spotting someone who is uncomfortable and nervous, and who would like to be anywhere but where they are.

“This is one of the key ways to detect a liar. Just look at their feet and you can tell a lot,” Glass advises.

#2. They may repeat words or phrases.

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Glass says that if someone repeats words and phrases, they could be trying to convince you — and themselves — that they’re not lying. It could also be a way to buy themselves time as they reorder their thoughts around the untruth.

#1. Watch for changes in their breathing pattern.

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If you’re close enough to someone to hear them breathing, if they’re lying, you might hear them start to breathe more heavily. You should also observe if their shoulders rise and/or their breathing becomes shallow.

“In essence,” Glass says, “they are out of breath because their heart rate and blood flow change.”

 

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10+ Quick Facts About Coffee

Whether we use it to wake up in the morning, to make it through a few tough days, or can’t help but revel in the warmth and comfort of a freshly brewed mug (full of pumpkin spice creamer in the fall), there are a million reasons to brew yourself another cup. Coffee is one of those things that people either love or hate, and the majority of people in the world seem to fall into the former category.

There are probably a few things you didn’t know about everyone’s favorite pick-me-up, and there’s a good chance you’ll find two or three in the list below!

 

#12. Some governments have tried to ban coffee.

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Can you imagine? The nerve! As recently as 1746, Sweden tried to ban coffee across the country. And surprisingly they weren’t the first  — governments saw the beverage as too likely to stimulate radical thinking.

Whelp, too late for that now, I think.

#11. The world’s most expensive coffee is sh*t. Literally.

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It’s called Kopi Luwak and it’s made from coffee beans that have previously passed through the digestive system of the Asian palm civet. You can try it yourself if you can pay $600/lb.

#10. People used to eat it.

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Historians think that the first African tribes to consume coffee ground the berries together, combined them with animal fat, then rolled the mixture into tiny little energy balls. I don’t know about you, but I’d be down to try that.

#9. Coffee beans once funded Brazil’s Olympic team.

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The country couldn’t afford to get its athletes to Los Angeles in 1932, so they loaded their team’s ship with coffee and sold it as they sailed.

#8. The average American spends more than $1000 on coffee every year.

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$1092, to be exact, and we’re far from the most caffeinated nation on the map.

#7. Where does the caffeine go?

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There exists the abomination that is decaffeinated coffee, but where does the caffeine go once it’s no longer in your cuppa? Well, it turns out coffee companies sell it to soda or pharmaceutical businesses.

If you ask me, we’d all be better off just drinking it.

#6. Coffee apparently extends the feline lifespan.

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Okay, there’s no actual scientific evidence for this, but the cat that holds the world record for living the longest consumed a cup every morning. Her name was Creme Puff, and she lived for 38 years. The runner up in the category, Grandpa Rex Allen, lived to a the ripe age of 34 and also enjoyed his cuppa joe every day.

#5. The CIA loves coffee, too.

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They have a “Stealthy Starbucks” at Langley, and the employees have to undergo extensive background checks to land the gig. They also can’t leave their post without an escort (not even to go the bathroom? Inquiring minds want to know!).

#4. It could kill you.

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I mean, you’d have to drink 70 cups (if you weighed around 150 pounds) to actually die, but too much of anything is never a good idea.

#3. Finland is the most caffeinated country in the world.

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While they unfortunately can’t grow beans of their own in their climate, they consume the most coffee of any country out there.

#2. Coffee could one day fuel your car.

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Researchers have had success converting coffee into biodiesel, and the best part is, used grounds work just as well.

#1. Beethoven was that lady in front of you at Starbucks who takes fifteen minutes to order and then sends it back because it’s not right.

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Rumor has it that he insisted each cup be made with exactly 60 beans. Try that one out on your local barista next time and see what happens. I double dog dare you.

I think educating yourself warrants another mug, don’t you?

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