These 13+ Dad Jokes Will Make You Slap Your Knee With Laughter

Nothing beats a classic dad joke. Don’t believe us?

Here is the proof.

1. Oh, dad…

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2. Don’t cross mom

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3. Hey o!

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4. Classic

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5. Wonder how many times he’s said this

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6. Logic

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7. A solid one

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8. Maybe the best of the bunch

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9. Massive eye roll

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10. Lamb-line

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11. Might need to read this one twice

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12. I actually laughed out loud at this

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13. Both good ones

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14. At the funeral? Damn…

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That’s what dads are for! Terrible jokes!

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18+ Tweets From People Who Don’t Mind Being Single

There are others who spend all of their free time trying to find that special someone. On the other hand, some people can spend their entire lives being single and not think twice about it.

These people know what I’m talkin’ about.

1. No time, brother

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2. Don’t hate the player

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3. Ride it

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4. DON’T DO IT

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5. Mixed emotions

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6. That is much worse

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7. What’s the difference?

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8. Grammar is important

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9. Preach

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10. You do you

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11. Don’t breathe

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12. Can’t stop, won’t stop

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13. There are no rules

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14. That’s pretty much it

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15. Anything goes

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16. Amen

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17. Either one is fine

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18. That’s a hobby in my book

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19. WAY too much work

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20. Keep walkin’

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Are these folks living their best lives or what?!?

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These 18+ Workplace Memes Will Give You A Good Laugh Before You Clock Out

When it gets to be the end of the workday, everyone starts to get a little restless. That’s why it’s nice to have some quality memes to give us that last push we need to get us to 5 pm.

These memes will help do the trick.

1. Usually concert tickets

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2. Never a good thing

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3. It’s always great to leave a bad one

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4. Uh oh…

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5. Luv dat drama

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6. That’s not helping

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7. Shi**y

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8. It can go even higher

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9. That’s a big fat “no”

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10. #truth

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11. Losing a partner in crime sucks

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12. Stumbling in the door

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13. The struggle is real

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14. That’s really where it’s at

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15. The best feeling ever

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16. Might be a little extreme

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17. Needed some alone time…

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18. Expert resume move

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19. The first 30 minutes are the hardest

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20. The absolute worst

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It’s 4:59. Are you laughing yet?!?

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12 People Who Lied Online and Got Totally Busted

If you lie on social media, you better be pretty smart about it. There’s so much information online these days, it’s only a matter of time before you get called out.

And these people, well…they found out the hard way.

1. Looks suspicious to me

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2. Never been worn

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3. Oops!

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4. Called out!

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5. Hahaha, this one is great

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6. Oh, forgot about that…

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7. Cool story

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8. A true genius

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9. Ummm, that’s just a filter

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10. Not being political

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A word to the wise, don’t lie or you gonna be made a fool!

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Women Share What They Would Do If Men Had a 9:00 P.M Curfew…and the Responses are Heartbreaking

Being a woman is wonderful, but it doesn’t come without serious risks. Too often those risks can be traced back to something that has to do with men and their behavior in public. You know the ones. The men who scream obscenities, “accidentally” bump into our bodies, call us names for rejecting their unsolicited advances, or do whatever it is they do to objectify us and exert their power over us are a problem. So are the ones that stand by and silently watch it happen. It’s why, as women, we live our lives defensively.

We expect and prepare for the worst whenever we leave our homes. We avoid activities we love because we can’t feel safe doing them at night. This is why we avoid public transportation when possible. It’s the same reason we make it a point to travel in packs wherever we go. It’s why we carry mace, or something more stopping with us. We keep our keys in our hands ready to scratch, poke holes in, and gouge anyone that makes us fear for our safety.

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When Danielle Muscato went on Twitter and asked women what they would do if men lived under a 9:00 p.m. curfew, as is enforced against women in a few regressive nations, the answers where wholly depressing, and sadly unsurprising.

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It’s not that women want to go out and do all kinds of crazy things at night, but if they do, that’s okay. Women want to do the simple things that we should be able to take part in that are missed. Going for a nighttime jog, maybe even with headphones on, would be great. Catching a bus without fear. Going to the grocery store alone at night. They are the kinds of things women immediately relate to, and miss themselves.

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What we learn by reading what thousands of women answered is that the world feels, and too often is, dangerous for women.

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Without fear of men, women might open doors at night. We might stop off at someplace new for a coffee. Maybe we would even smile more – because isn’t that what so many men keep telling women we need to do anyway.

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These 12+ Restaurant Designs Are Truly Terrible

The first thing we notice about restaurants is how they look. This could mean the layout, the signage, the menus, any number of things. So even if the food is delicious, the aesthetic could totally turn you off and make you eat somewhere else.

The people behind these restaurant design fails clearly didn’t think things through…Take a look.

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What do you think? Would you be turned off by any of these places?

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How Often Should You Be Pooping?

The number one question on a lot of people’s minds when it comes to going number two is, “How often should we be going poop?” Is it once a day? Or maybe once in the morning and another time at night? Is there an actual average amount of times per week a person should be pooping?

According to experts, it’s not so much about how often you poop, as it is how regularly you go. Being on some sort of routine is really what counts the most. Whether you go after every meal, or only three times per week, you are still within normal ranges according to Lifehacker. What’s normal for each individual person is far more important than what is normal for everyone else.

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What you need to be aware of is when your routine changes. If you’ve been sitting upon the throne regularly every morning for as long as you can recall, and suddenly it becomes an every other day event, or less, you may want to check with your doctor. It could be a sign of IBS, celiac disease, or something missing in your diet. Only a doctor can tell you for sure.

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Also, if you are having some trouble going and feeling like you need to “force one out,” don’t! Let things happen naturally. If you’ve been trying to go for more than 10-15 minutes, get up and give it a break, as pushing too hard can lead to hemorrhoids, according to Men’s Health.

So, the upshot is: whether you’re dropping one thrice daily or just three times a week, you’re going poop enough, just so long as you’re on your regular schedule.

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These 20 Books Have Been Banned Most Frequently in the Past 5 Years

You might think banned books are a thing of the past, but that is far from the truth. Books continue to be banned in the U.S. year after year for a variety of reasons, including cultural insensitivity, depictions of sex, homosexual themes, etc.

Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher was the most banned book of 2017 due to its themes of suicide. This list is based on the American Library Association’s Office for Intellectual Freedom. Here are the 20 most challenged and banned books of the last 5 years.

If you’re like me, you’ll want to check these titles out, because there’s nothing worse than censorship and dictating what people can or can’t read.

1. Thirteen Reasons Why by Jay Asher

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2. The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie

3. Drama by Raina Telgemeier

4. The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

5. George by Alex Gino

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6. Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan

7. To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee

8. The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas

9. And Tango Makes Three by Peter Parnell, Justin Richardson, and Henry Cole

10. I Am Jazz by Jessica Herthel, Jazz Jennings, and Shelagh McNicholas

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11. This One Summer by Mariko Tamaki and Jillian Tamaki

12. Sex is a Funny Word by Cory Silverberg and Fiona Smyth

13. Looking for Alaska by John Green

14. Big Hard Sex Criminals by Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky

15. Make Something Up: Stories You Can’t Unread by Chuck Palahniuk

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16. Beyond Magenta: Transgender Teens Speak Out by Susan Kuklin

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17. Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell

18. Fifty Shades of Grey by E. L. James

19. Little Bill (series) by Bill Cosby and Varnette P. Honeywood

20. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time by Mark Haddon

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The 10 Fastest Animals on Earth Will Make You Feel…Very Slow

What is the fastest animal on Earth? Usain Bolt is definitely the fastest human animal, clocking in at around 25 mph, but compared to animals in the wild, he’s barely moving. Don’t believe us? Check out this list of 10 animals faster than an Olympic champion.

10. A day at the races

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Quarter horses reach speeds up to 55 MPH. A lot of different animals come in close to this mark, but quarter horses have a higher top speed than all of them, and they can finish about as fast as they start which is pretty impressive.

9. Catch me if you can

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On the African Savannah, the Springbok eludes prey by running at high speeds for long distances. They actually get up to 60 MPH, and can stay near that speed for miles if that’s what it takes to avoid being dinner. Like their cousin, the black wildebeest, they have really funky muscle fibers which allow them to be so dang fast!

8. They say I used to be faster

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The pronghorn used to be considered the second fastest land animal in the world back in the 1940s, but better technology has changed that. However, they’re still way faster than Usain Bolt. They can technically hit 62 MPH, but tend to hang out around 40+ MPH.

7. What’s that up in the sky?

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Anna’s Hummingbird is a cute little winged thing that is crazy fast once it gets going. It can fly up to 61 MPH over short distances, but when measured by how many body lengths per second (bl/s) it travels, which is up to 320, it’s faster than the space shuttle.

6. I’m not as fast as you think I am

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Cheetahs are pretty fast, to the tune of 65 MPH, but that comes with a disclaimer. Domesticated cheetahs raised at zoos have gotten to that speed, or close to it, but in the wild, cheetahs tend to run much slower, because it allows greater maneuverability when hunting.

5. My speed is uncommon

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The common swift can hit speeds of up to 70 MPH when it’s just cruising around at level flight looking for statues to sit on. They may go faster, but there haven’t been many reliable readings of their speed. Even if they don’t though, it’s still pretty impressive!

7. Don’t let the gray on my head fool you

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The gray-headed albatross is regarded as the fastest bird at level flight, clocking in at 80 MPH. That’s insane! But here’s the real scoop on it — the record could be the product of a performance enhancer. It seems that the specific gray-headed albatross that was clocked doing 80 MPH had a tailwind of 40MPH, possibly even up to 50 MPH helping it along.

8. I’m fast when I want to be

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The Hybomitra hinei wrighti horsefly might reach 90 MPH, according to one researcher. However, while his observations are considered interesting, it’s going to take more than one horsefly chasing a plastic pellet from an air rifle to count as an official record.

9. I want to fly like an eagle, but faster!

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There have been claims that the Brazilian free-tailed bat has gone up to 100 MPH, but they’ve been met with great skepticism. Seven bats were studied, and while all could go at least 55 MPH, five almost reached 70 MPH, and supposedly this one super buff bat clocked in at 100 MPH. Kinda makes you wonder if it had a performance enhancer like that gray-headed albatross did.

10. I’m always first to dinner

 

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If you count when the peregrine falcon goes into a stoop, which is a wicked crazy hunting dive for dinner, they can go over 200 MPH! Granted, they only fly around 50 MPH at level, but the diving for dinner thing blows the doors off everyone else.

Whether a dive technically counts or not is up to debate, but either way, that is amazingly fast!

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This Little Girl Has Gorgeous and Unusual Eyes Due to a Rare Genetic Disorder

Wherever Mehlani goes, people can’t help but notice her big, beautiful eyes. Her mother, Karina Martinez, must constantly stop what she is doing to listen to strangers tell her how beautiful her daughter is. What parent wouldn’t want their child to receive all this positive attention?

Well, when it comes to Mehlani, those big, beautiful eyes are the product of Axenfeld-Rieger syndrome. It is a very rare condition, according to the NIH, that has made her eyes develop differently from most people’s. It’s so rare, Karina had never even heard of it until she was told Mehlani had it.

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Her condition makes the iris of her eye appear misshapen. And with her condition comes a high probability of glaucoma, pressure inside the eye that can damage the optic nerve if left untreated – which she does currently have. It also makes Mehlani’s eyes very sensitive to light, and could eventually lead to blindness.

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While Karina loves that people think her daughter and her eyes are beautiful, she sometimes wonders if she should tell them why. Usually, she just smiles and thanks everyone for the compliments, even if it makes her feel uncomfortable.

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Like most moms, Karina also worries if children will be nice to Mehlani as she gets older. She says some kids are already commenting on how big Mehlani’s eyes are. Most of all, she just wants her little girl to know she is beautiful and loved.

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Since her tweets went viral, Karina and Mehlani have received an outpouring of love, and Karina has been contacted by a lot parents who have kids with the same condition. She’s very glad to know that she and Mehlani are not alone!

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We (and everyone else) wish all the best for the lovely, little Mehlani!

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