Hey, parents. No matter how funny you think you are, please don’t give your child a ridiculous name that’ll haunt them for the rest of their life. At least Johnny Cash’s “Boy Named Sue” got the name to help him grow up tough with an absent father. Can the same be said for Whet Faartz or Willie Stroker? Those are pretty iffy, and they may not even be the worst of the bunch! Some names we found are just funny, but others make you shake your head and wonder what in the world people were thinking…

1. Sam Sung

Who knew you needed you needed an Android to make an Apple work?

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2. Mrs. Weiner and Mrs. Butt

You just know someone putting the class assignments together that year was laughing uncontrollably when they paired these teachers up.

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3. Hitler Mussolini

Yeah… We’ve got nothing for this one. How did this slip past quality control? Someone at some point had to have told his parents to step back and think about this one.

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4.  Saad Mann

This is one of those funny names that totally works in his native language, but in English it makes you say aww. And with those puppy dog eyes? Oh please! It makes you want to feed him soup until he’s Haappy Maan.

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5. Mr. Perv

Perv is an unfortunate name as it is, but as an elementary school teacher to boot?

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6. P. Ennis

What does the “P” stand for? Whatever it is, is it really worse than P. Ennis?

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7. Dick Swett

What’s wrong with going by Richard? Richard Swett is the neighbor you talk about the Falcons game with. Dick Swett, on the other hand, is the guy you avoid shaking hands with.

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8. Mike Litoris

Just imaging anyone asking if they’ve seen or know where Mike Litoris is, has got to make you giggle.

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9. Janice Keihanaikukaauakahihuliheekahaunaele

It may not be embarrassing, but that’s an alphabet soup of a name! Just imagine what the first day of school was like every year until teachers settled on a nickname for her?

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10. Major Dickie Head

Again… What is so bad about the name Richard over Dickie?

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11. F. You

Hey, hey, hey! Easy there big guy! Put down the clarinet and tone down the aggression!

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As bad, and funny as these may seem, it could always be worse. Right?

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Few things in life are as bad as getting a food order that’s wrong…especially when you’re really hungry. Do you go back and ask them to change or, or do you power through and had a crappy meal?

These people know EXACTLY what I’m talking about.

1. Beef, rice, and keys

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2. Too many bananas, not enough chocolate chips

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3. One blueberry? Really?

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4. Mozzarella sticks, hold the mozzarella

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5. Extra tortillas for everyone!

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6. A total failure

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7. A pathetic excuse for a quesadilla

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8. Supposed to be a chicken lettuce wrap…SMH

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9. Salad in a glass! Why not?!?

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10. Prep time = 12 seconds

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11. Expired in 1997

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12. Didn’t order a minnow sandwich, pal

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13. New kind of chicken tacos

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14. Showed up this way…

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15. That’s just sad

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See what I’m talking about? Tragic…

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We can’t all be master chefs in the kitchen, right?

But no matter how unskilled you are, you’re still probabaly better than these people.

See for yourself…

1. Looks like a bloody disaster

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2. You’re not supposed to do that

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3. How did this happen?

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4. What is this?

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5. The microwave is very difficult to operate

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6. Charcoal cupcake

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7. This was originally broccoli

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8. Looks delicious

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9. Call the fire department!

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10. Chicken paired with glass

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11. Back away from the stove…

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12. Fiery pasta, I guess?

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13. An explosive mess

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14. Hmmmmm…

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15. Time to order delivery

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Pretty disastrous, am I right?

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Kids are great, but it’s safe to say that eating is not their strong suit. Between their picky tastes and under-developed motor functions, dinner time is a disaster waiting to happen.

And these parents have had enough.

1. Sounds like fun

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2. Missing all the good stuff

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3. The dreaded cry

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4. Just give it to them

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5. You gotta do what you gotta do

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6. It truly is universal

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7. Insulted by a 4-year-old

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8. Quite a power

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9. Tricks of the trade

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10. Feeding frenzy

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11. Hard to explain that one

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12. Yuck

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13. That actually doesn’t sound terrible

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14. No kids do

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15. C’mon, it’s good for you!

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16. Ain’t this the truth…

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17. A mindbending experience

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18. Spit take

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19. Pushing the limits

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20. Animals!

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Do your kids drive you nuts when they eat? Sound off in the comments below.

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