These 10+ Funny Relationship Texts Are Way Too Accurate

If you’re in a relationship, you know that texting is vital. How else are you going to figure out if you’re meant to spend the rest of your lives together?

Whether you have a SO at the moment or you don’t, you’ll be able to relate to these texts between partners.

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These 12+ People Missed the Joke in a Major Way

Nobody likes to be on the outside of a good joke. You feel like an idiot, you are ashamed, heck, you may even be afraid to leave your house due to public ridicule.

So give some thanks that you ARE NOT any of these 20 people.

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18+ Responses to Public Notes That Are Absolutely Hilarious

Thank goodness there are creative people out there in the world. Otherwise, these signs would be a lot less entertaining.

Check out these funny responses to signs and notes that people probably feel kinda dumb for putting up.

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These 18 Memes Are for People Who Would Rather Stay in

Who needs all-night ragers? Everyone knows that the real fun is to be had when you stay in.

Here are some quality memes for people who just wanna stay in, for God’s sake.

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15 Waiters Reveal Truly Dumb Things Customers Have Done

It’s a known fact that if you work in food service, then dealing with dummies is part of your daily routine.

If you’ve been there, you know exactly what I’m talking about. If not, you can enjoy these stories vicariously through these servers.

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This List of Most – and Least – Valuable College Majors Might Help You Determine Your Future

There are many factors you have to take into account when selecting a college major. Obviously, what you are passionate about is a key element, but what sort of job you’ll be able to get and how much money you’ll make are pretty big as well.

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If I was starting over, I’d probably pick something more practical and money-smart than Film and then Ancient History. And I love what I do.

So, if you’re someone headed to college without a clear vision for the future, here are the most and least valuable college majors, according to Forbes.

They reached the conclusions on most valuable by analyzing US Census Bureau surveys to see how many people with bachelor’s degrees were working in a field connected to their major. It looked at 162 college majors and analyzed unemployment rates, incomes, and the number of people who’s jobs required higher degrees.

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#10. Finance

#9. Civil Engineering

#8. Mechanical Engineering

#7. Molecular Biology

#6. Pharmacy, pharmaceutical sciences, and administration

#5. Applied mathematics

#4. Health and medical preparatory programs

#3. Nucelar Engineering

#2. Zoology

#1. Actuarial Science

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#10. Library science

#9. Interdisciplinary and multi-disciplinary studies

#8. Drama and theater arts

#7. Educational psychology

#6. Human services and community organization

#5. Visual and performing arts

#4. Cosmetology services and culinary arts

#3. Clinical psychology

#2. Composition and speech

#1. Miscellaneous fine arts

Just something to think about while you’re poring over that course catalogue – but if you’ve got your heart set on a direction already, consider your happiness in the future along with the size of your bank account.

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10 Grandkids Who Have a Love-Hate Relationship with Their Grandparents on Facebook

My grandmother is 95, and she is on Facebook. Most of the time this is great — she can see pictures of all her grandkids, keep in touch with her cousins and other family, and, like the rest of us, she has something to scroll through on her iPad while she’s trying to fall asleep.

The downside is that something is always “not working.” She’s been hacked multiple times, and often she sees things online that there’s no way she could possibly understand.

The latter is where most of these posts come in. They’re from adorably connected grandparents who think they’re doing Facebook right. Luckily, they’re old and sweet, so it’s funny – even when that’s not their intention.

#10. Fuzzy bunny milk monkey

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#9. She’s just looking out for her granddaughter online…

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#8. This is my favorite ever

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#7. Obi-Wan worship never hurt anyone

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#6. #tfw Nana tries to sign for her dog, and ends up tagging a rapper…

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#5. He just really loves corn, okay?

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#3. Someone has to have answers, right?

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#2. This grandma knows how to werk it.

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#1. Don’t engage, Kmart!

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You’re Right to Be Skeptical of Those Prescription Drug Ads on T.V., And Here’s Why

When you are suffering, it’s hard to turn down something that promises to give you relief. But is it worth it for that long list of sketchy side effects that appear at the end of every prescription drug commercial?

It can be hard – but it’s important to remain cautious. In fact, there are some studies out that show we all should be pretty wary when one of those advertisements sneaks its way around the fast-forward button.

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The ads have only been allowed by the FDA since 1997, and as recently as 2015, a report published in the Journal of General Internal Medicine by Yale University researchers found that none of the 97 included ads offered objective information about potential risks. Instead, they chose to focus on the relative improvement of patients’ quality of life. Since most of the ads targeted people with arthritis, diabetes, and other continuous ailments, that seemed to be a purposeful point of focus.

Another recent study, this one published in the Annals of Family Medicine, looked at how the ads depict people enjoying lavish, healthy lifestyles. Basically, instead of spending time discussing risk factors and other pertinent information, drug companies choose images that, again, promote the idea of an improved quality of life – almost 69% of the studied ads suggested the advertised drugs could lead to a more active and healthy lifestyle.

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Even though the FDA is technically responsible for policing the ads and ensuring that consumers are getting accurate information, most critics agree they’re not doing enough. The ads aren’t reviewed in advance, and once they’re out there, the damage could already be done, as internist Andy Lazris, M.D. explained to Health News Review:

“Everyone on the ads appears healthy, happy, dancing, and they get better. So people are led to believe a) the drug will be effective (which is often not the case), and b) that they should replace their old therapy with the newer one because it’s better (again, which is often not the case).”

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He continues, speaking about the numbers often rattled off in the television spots:

“And if they give you any numbers at all, they’re almost always the deceptive relative numbers that look really good, not the more realistic absolute numbers. So the benefits are over-exaggerated, the harms are downplayed or missed, and that’s how patients can get hurt.”

We’ve become a visual society, so often people latch onto those happy, smiling faces and ignore what’s being said about potential side effects. They do all encourage you to speak to your doctor, though, so that’s something.

Though, like the phrase “I was searching WebMD,” I would guess that most doctors heave a huge inner sigh at a conversation that begins, “I saw an ad on t.v.”

Regardless, your doctor is there to advise you on your health, so go ahead and ask about any and all potential medications that could improve your life. Just don’t be surprised if what they have to say about a certain drug is a far cry from what those happily parasailing people on television claim.

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12+ People Reflect on the “Tide Pod Challenge” of Older Generations

Teenagers and their underdeveloped prefrontal cortexes have never been the best at avoiding activities that could get them killed. Today it’s Tide Pods, but yesterday it was something else entirely. If there was a dare involved, every previous generation of kids could be talked into all manner of stupid tricks.

Here are a few you might have forgotten about…or maybe you just wanted to.

#15. Cherry in the fridge.

“I am older than most here, I remember a ton of ads on tv telling children not to play hide and seek in old refrigerators because they would become trapped and die.”

#14. All the rage.

“Pouring salt on our arms and holding a piece of ice to it for as long as you can was all the rage.”

#13. Swallowing goldfish.

“Swallowing goldfish in the 1930s.”

#12. Falling off cliffs.

“Planking. But people starting falling off cliffs.”

#11. Always been dumb.

“Like a few others have commented, kids at my school did the pass out game. There was also a craze of snorting random shit (crushed up Altoids, pixie sticks, etc). Also licking Big Red gum wrappers and sticking them to your arm until it got all red and swollen. Kids have always been dumb.”

#10. The Sissy Test.

“Remember the Sissy Test…where you take an eraser and rub it on the top of your hand until you have to stop from the pain, usually by that time it’s burned thru enough to bleed and probably required medical care to avoid infection since it basically is a giant burn.”

#9. Pop Rocks and Coke.

“Swallowing Pop Rocks then drinking a Coke to see if our stomach would explode.”

#8. Nice red mark.

“Ours was to lick the wrapper of Big Red gum and stick it to your forehead. Burned like a bitch and left a nice red mark.”

#7. Star Tripping.

“Star Tripping.” It’s where you spin around at night looking up at the stars for 30-60 seconds, and then your buddy shoots a flashlight in your face for a moment. This entirely disorients you and you fall and roll. I once rolled ~50 feet, the world was spinning so much.

Not really dangerous if you have a decent field, but my friend was prone to hayfever…”

#6. In a barrel.

“Those people who would go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.”

#5. A little faint.

“When I was at school we used to do this thing where you’d bend over in front of a wall, hyperventilating then you’d stand up, get a massive head rush then someone would push on your chest and you’d pass out.

Good times.”

#4. The risk of infection.

“Bloody knuckles and Quarters. In 6th grade (early 90s) I remember a flyer being passed out at school about the risk of infection.

In my ultra edgy circle of goth/rivet-head friends (mid-late 90s) they would do shit like light the lighter until it got super hot and press it to the skin to see who could stand it the longest. Also holding a lit cigarette or match between your wrists to see who dropped it first.”

#3. Still had the scar.

“Older boys at my high school were daring each other to see how long they could hold a lump of dry ice on the back of their hands.

The “winner” still had the scar when I bumped into him some years later.”

#2. We always had fire.

“Used to spray Axe on our arms and set it on fire. Unrelated note, where the hell did we always get lighters? None of my friends parents smoked, mine didn’t, and yet we always had fire…”

#1. Five finger fillet.

“Five finger fillet. But when you come to think of it, stabbing a knife between your fingers is much safer than eating a Tide pod.”

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People Confess to 15 Clever Loopholes They Regularly Use to Cheat the System

Discovering a good loophole can feel as god as winning the lottery. Okay, maybe it’s not quite as lucrative, but it’s always a great feeling when you know you’ve gotten away with something that’s not technically against the rules.

These 13+ people reveled in the moment, and you never know…maybe their experience can lead you to one of your own!

#15. Kudos.

“Husband used to work for a local grocery store chain that has gas stations. About 10 years ago they came up with a promotion: buy groceries, after a certain amount spent earned a few cents off your gas per gallon. Something like $100=$0.05 off per gallon. Nice.

Except when it first came out they didn’t think to limit it. Families would share the same points card and build up points until there was more off per gallon than it cost, making it free. Then they’d get together, enter the points at the station, line up their cars and everyone gets a free full tank of gas. Technically totally legal.

Not long after they put a cap on how much off could be earned and one car per transaction. But for those people who pulled it off, kudos.

Edit: I should have clarified, it was Tops friendly markets in Western NY USA. Guess they’re not the only company to screw up a promotion like this.”

#14. No possible repercussions.

“Old call centre I worked at made it very clear that calls less than 2 minutes, and greater than 15, would never get listened to by QA ( which to their credit, was accurate the entire time I worked there ).

All that meant was those of us who had an asshole we didn’t want to deal with, could just put a caller on hold for 5-10 minutes for no reason as we “looked into that” for them, and then hang up the call with no possible repercussions.

Never saw how stupid of an idea that was, at least up until the time I left.”

#13. Their own fault, really.

“My university printer system. Send 2 documents to the printer. First one is a single page, second one is the long document you actually want to print. When you go to the printer, you select the first document and delete it. The second document moves up and gets selected, but the price doesn’t get updated. Print out as many pages as you want for the price of a single page.

It was their own fault really. Getting us to print out 20 page state diagrams when we could have just as easily handed it in by sending them a file.

This was a long time ago, and the bug was fixed, but only shortly before I graduated.”

#12. Free streaming.

“Not exactly a giant loophole, but I used to live in a very rural area with really slow internet. Anyway, I’d rent movies on amazon and stream them and the definition would get pretty rough sometimes and it’d have to buffer a bit, but overall not enough to ruin a movie for me. Well Amazon will refund you if rented a movie and it gets a notice that the streaming wasn’t great. I rented a whole bunch of movies I normally would never pay to rent and got refunded for all of them. Yes I was sacrificing quality, but I basically had a “free” streaming service until I moved and got better internet.

Edit: to clarify, I never requested any refunds. I’d usually get an email a couple of days after renting a movie saying something along the lines of “We noticed your streaming experience wasn’t up to par, here’s a refund.”

#11. So much money.

“At my job we sold LED lights and for a couple of month the electric company was doing a rebate on them. They were 10 dollars a two pack of lights but with the rebate it was a dollar. The limit was 5 boxes of lights per transaction. So customers where getting 50 dollars worth of lights for their house for 5 dollars. I got 10% commission on anything I sold and since the electric company was paying for the bulbs I was getting commission on it. Everyone walked out of there with 10 light bulbs. I would help around 100 people a day. I was selling 5,000 dollars worth of LED light bulbs a day on top of all the other stuff they would buy. I would give 10% off your entire bill if you for some reason they didn’t take them because even if you spent $200 and saved $20 I was still making an extra $30 off you. My company also had a sales competition to see could sell the most lights. I made so much money those months.”

#10. Ben and Jerry free-for-all.

“The grocery store fucked up and marked all the Tonight Dough Ben and Jerry pints to $1. They didn’t notice for a couple weeks. I ate the shit out of that.”

#9. Free pizza.

“Got like 25 left over coupon books from one of our football team fundraisers, at the time i was a teacher/coach at a high school. Each book had a coupon for free medium pizza no purchase necessary. So i ate 25 free medium pizzas the next 6 months.”

#8. The casino made him stop.

“Not me, but my roommate. He used to go to the casino and buy 10k in gift cards with his credit card. He would then cash out the gift cards and pay his credit card bill with the money. His cash back was pretty insane until the casino made him stop.”

#7. Rinse and repeat.

“I had a buddy that worked for american express when the new dollar coins came out. He was able to secure a $40,000 line of credit given he worked there. He would buy 40k in coins for the points, open them all, take them to the bank and tell them he was a coin dealer looking for misprints and they would deposit 40k into his account. Rinse and repeat. He ended up with 4 million airline miles off his card. He once took a trip over seas, instead of finding a hotel he would fly somewhere first class that was an 8 hour or longer flight so he could sleep. He was also able to buy tickets for people at $0.03 a mile.”

#6. Endless redoes.

“There was this Kmart promotion where you had to buy a pack of batteries and three cases of soda, and you’d get a $20 gift card. The total was $19.12. My friend/roommate and I went to every Kmart in Las Vegas (each separately) and kept reusing our gift cards to redo it. By the end of the day we had enough soda for at least a year and a kitchen drawer full of batteries.”

#5. Every time I was hungry.

“Back when the McDonald’s app first came out it didn’t require a log in and when you first downloaded it you got a free signature sandwich. I would just delete the app and re-download it every time I was hungry.”

#4. Multiple times.

“My college’s printer apparently saw pdfs (or something like a pdf) as one page so some friends printed the entire D&D players handbook for the cost of one page…multiple times.”

#3. Against the rules.

“My college had a dining hall with continuous hours from ~730 AM – 9PM. The meal plan I could afford only gave 1.5 meals/day with a decent bit of flex money for the various campus vendors. I discovered fairly early on in the school year that if I entered during the latter half of a particular meal’s service and parked myself around the midpoint of the seating area with my laptop and a textbook while staying quiet, I could typically work one single meal ticket for 2 full meals plus plenty of beverages. Pretty sure a few of the cafeteria ladies knew what I was up to, but because I kept my space clean and wouldn’t cause any fuss, they never told me to leave despite it being against the rules. They probably assumed I was studying, which was accurate maybe half the time.”

#2. Total profit.

“I found a vending machine at work that didn’t differentiate between quarters and golden dollar coins when dispensing change; when it was supposed to give you quarters about half of them were golden dollars. I put in as many $5 bills as possible and bought the cheapest item available and got ~$8 of change back each time. My total profit off that machine was over $50 before it ran out of golden dollars.”

#1. Unlimited refills.

“A local movie theater offered a $15 unlimited refill popcorn bucket at the beginning of the year, have saved hundreds of dollars in popcorn because of this bucket (even will stop by just for the popcorn if I’m in the area)”

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