Women Confess Secrets They Keep from Men Because They Don’t Think They Can Handle It

It’s a fact of life. We all keep secrets from each other in relationships.

Here’s your chance to hear what some of those secrets are, especially from the other sex. Women of AskReddit share what they keep secret from their men because they just don’t think they’d be able to handle it.

1. Quite a gal

“Honestly, how loud I can fart. I can put many men to shame.”

2. Waterworks

“How much I actually cry. Sad? Cry. Angry? Cry. Super happy? Tears of joy. It’s frustrating most of the time and I don’t want it to be misunderstood as me being irrationally emotional. I can think just fine thank you, my eyes are just leaking.”

3. A serious one

“My eating disorder.

Which makes me feel bad sometimes, in the sense that they think I don’t spend that much time with them during the week because “I’m too busy” with school and work.

Nah, dude. I’m busy starving so that I can eat like a slightly normal person with you on the weekends and not want to kill myself.”

4. Don’t tell

“Sometimes I absolutely HATE my brother in law…he’s generally a decent dude, and has always been sweet to me, but often has “off days” where he says the rudest, stupidest sh-t. He can literally be a fount everlasting of sexist, racist, ignorant comments. Any time he meets a friend of mine he HAS to come out and spew some dumb-ss rudity in their face. I have nearly lost friends over him and am embarrassed to no end.

My husband knows his brother can be an a–, but I think he is somewhat desensitized. (Again, BIL is always very sweet and mild around my husband and I.) BIL has also been my husbands only friend and support when my husband went through multiple surgeries/health scares.

I feel like if I get too honest about the situation my husband will be very shaken. So I keep my mouth shut.”

5. Sensitive

“How insecure I can be, my self doubt, and how much I care.

In my past, men don’t handle my sensitivity very well.”

6. Lifestyle

“I kinda wish I lived in the 50’s because I really like taking care of people, I have so much love to give and I’d make a kick-a– house wife/mom.

I’m not saying anything about gender roles whatsoever. Just that the lifestyle would personally suit me.”

7. Ex flame

“While we were separated for a couple of years, I dated a guy I knew from high school that was the lead singer in a band previously. The band broke up before we even dated, but not before putting out a decent album. We were together for a couple of months, but I broke it off and ended up getting back with my now husband.

I sometimes listen to the album and my husband loves it. (One of the songs is actually a favorite of mine, and I spoke to the guy on the day they recorded the song, in the middle of them recording.)”

8. Okay, not a huge deal

“I don’t wash my bras as regularly as I should.”

9. Sad…

“That I’ve had sex when I didn’t want to have sex, because it seemed a lot easier than saying no. And that I cried afterward.”

10. Assault

“How often women have to deal with sexual assault and sexual harassment.

Not just because I don’t think they an handle it, but I just can’t f-cking deal with all the men who say “oh, it’s not that common, you’re just being hysterical, well if it was so common I’d have heard about it more, etc., whenever you talk about rape I have to bring up how common false accusations and “crying rape” are, and well you should have worn a full mech suit and never gone out after dark if you didn’t want to get assaulted.” “

11. Hairy

“How hairy I truly am. I know body hair is starting to be normalized, but I personally don’t want to just let it go au naturale. Dude, I even shave my toes.”

12. Creepy crawlers

“That I’m terrified of spiders, I keep it a secret because I’m terrified they will try to prank me with spiders or throw spiders at me because they think it’s funny.”

13. True confessions

“Sometimes I suggest watching porn while we have sex because I feel bad that they have to have sex with me. This way they can pretend it’s someone else.

I told my last SO some things I wouldn’t usually tell, he just blew it off, like I’m an idiot for thinking that way. Example: That as a child after a small molestation incident I lost trust in men. and was petrified to be around them. Including my Male family members. If I was alone with them I’d be borderline panic. I’ve managed to get over it with everyone, except my father. He creeps me out sometimes. For no apparent reason.”

14. A struggle

“How much his attempted suicide actually f***ed me up. He’s still struggling pretty badly with it 2 months later and he doesnt need that guilt making it worse. Also how much I dislike when he changes a recipe I was really wanting to try.’

15. The jealous type

“Jealousy issues.

Due to a long and weird complicated issue towards the beginning of our relationship four years ago, I’ve got a knee-jerk reaction to some old female friends of his, and occasional new ones that pop up.

I’m not generally a jealous person. I never have been, and because I know the way my brain works is kind of twisted, it’s not something I bring up or act on too often. Usually the thoughts are fleeting, but if something (or someone) gets under my skin for too long, I’ll mention it so we can talk about it. He knows I ‘can’ get like that once in a while, but I think if he knew how often it really happened, it would bother him.”

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Never Before Seen Amazon Tribe Captured by Drone

Recently, one of the world’s very rare un-contacted tribes was seen for the first time by a drone as it flew over Brazil’s Amazon rainforest.

It almost seems impossible, but anthropologists estimate that as recently as 2013 there are hundreds of tribes in the world that haven’t come into any contact with modern society. That’s getting more and more rare with modern technology.

CBS reports that the clip was filmed last year but recently uploaded to YouTube by the National Indian Foundation in Brazil. It shows a person walking through a forest clearing in the Javari River Valley in the northwest of the country, near the border with Peru. They also released images of an ax, a thatched hut, and canoes found in the area.

According to Survival International, the Javari Valley is home to seven contacted tribes and seven un-contacted groups. The agency also recently released footage of a man who is believed to be the last of his people, the others have fallen victim to landowners and loggers. They think he has lived alone in the jungle for 22 years.

That’s desperately sad if you ask me.

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The drone was sent out by that same government agency in an attempt to better protect indigenous peoples. The footage has been used to stop illegal hunters and farmers from encroaching on land reserved for the indigenous tribes. The New York Times points out that the government is doing their best to protect against deforestation and violence against indigenous communities, though they are not always as successful as indigenous rights proponents would like.

Photo Credit: FUNAI.gov

“Vigilance and surveillance should be intensified in the region to curb the actions of violators and ensure the full possession of the territory by the indigenous people,” says Vitor Gois of the National Indian Foundation in a translated statement.

I hope we can all agree on that.

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15 of the Best Insults Without Cursing

Cursing can be pretty darn fun, and cathartic, and it’s often just what the doctor ordered. That being said, there are some situations (mostly involving children and the elderly) where it’s not wise, welcome, or permitted.

For those instances, isn’t it nice to have some insults in your back pocket that sound “clean,” even if they’re definitely not? I think so, and these 15 people have some pretty awesome suggestions.

#15. Maybe.

“Maybe the grass is greener because you’re not over there messing it up”

#14. Twice a week.

“If you were any dumber we’d have to water you twice a week”

#13. How valiant.

“You’re the defender of your own virginity.”

#12. So serious.

“Bless your heart.”

#11. Take that!

“Cotton headed ninny muggins.”

#10. Pretty good comebacks.

“I have red hair and got the “carrot top” insult a lot when I was a kid. When I was 8 a kid on the playground said, “At least I don’t belong in a salad!” And I immediately said, “At least I belong somewhere.”

I’ve had some pretty good comebacks in my life but I’m pretty sure I peaked early with that one.”

#9. One too many.

“The world has one too many of you.”

#8. The one with the catfight.

“I flashed back to that old commerical with the catfight. “You LINT LICKER!”

#7. So creative.

“Shouldn’t you be dumpster diving for ham scraps, you six piece chicken McNobody?”

#6. 15 years later.

“My mom use to be very Christian and refused to swear. One time she was mad at something and she angrily and completely seriously exclaimed “for shiver-me-timbers sakes!!”.

15 years later and it is still an active word in my vocabulary.”

#5. Drill instructor insult.

“My USMC drill instructor told me I was so ugly that I would make a train take a dirt road.”

#4. We’d both be wrong.

“You’re the reason your parents aren’t happy”

“I’d say you could learn from this, but then we’d both be wrong”

#3. Grades and looks.

“Your grades say “Marry rich” but your looks say “Try harder””

#2. Two more legs.

“If you had two more legs, you still wouldn’t be smart enough to find work as a table.”

#1. Through your ears.

“I bet the wind sounds lovely as it whistles through your ears.”

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Grown Ups Admit Things They Wish They’d Known Before Becoming an Adult

Society wants to shame us for not wanting to grow up, so most of us just fake it ’til we make it and learn how to adult eventually. There are so many things no one tells you about being an adult, and most of them are unpleasant to encounter on your own.

These 13+ “grown ups” have no problem confessing the most shocking of stepping stones into adulthood, and chances are you’re going to find yourself nodding along.

#15. Keep learning new things.

“That you continue to learn new things, even into your adult years in the 20s, 30s(where I’m at in age now), etc. For example I didn’t finally get around to learning how to clean my clothes in the laundry, till my 20s. Yeah I know that’s probably a little late, vs. others.”

#14. Health insurance sucks.

“Trying to understand health insurance plans sucks.”

#13. On lunch breaks.

“Even if you get a lunch break with your job, you almost never get to actually take a lunch break.”

#12. Eventually.

“Eventually you’re going to wake up in pain before you even start the day.”

#11. Your heroes.

“Most of your heroes growing up are pretty shitty humans too.”

#10. We are only guessing.

“Nobody really knows what they are doing.

When we are kids adults seems to have all the answers all the time, but we are only guessing.”

#9. Better pay attention.

“Health regenerates automagically when you are young.

Then one day you need to exercise.

If you don’t pay attention, and you miss that day, you Jabba.”

#8. On making friends.

“How hard it is to make friends as an adult.”

#7. No one asks you.

“How it’s expected that on your 18th birthday, you will magically have it all together, you’ll know exactly what you want to do with your life and how you’ll get there, etc. etc. And also how there are all these things you’re “supposed to” do (e.g. graduate from a 4-year college, get a cushy job in your field of study, get married, have babies, etc.), but no one asks you if you want to do any or all of those things, or if you’re happy having done them.”

#6. Money goes fast.

“Money goes fast. I make $240/month 1/4 goes to gas, 1/4 goes to savings, 1/3 goes to my doctors, and the rest goes to my share of groceries. At the end of the month, I’ve got maybe $50 in fun money, if I don’t have unplanned expenses.”

#5. Better off financially.

“How to manage money and credit. Had I known then , what I know now , I would be better off financially.”

#4. What do I have to do?

“How to do taxes. I legit just one day had to be done. What the fuck is this my work is giving me and what do I have to do?”

#3. What you should be doing.

“Society isn’t always and usually isn’t right about what you should be doing with your life. EDIT: a word”

#2. More useful than algebra.

“How things like taxes, mortgages or credit scores work. Would have been way more useful than algebra 2 or geometry. Seen an insta post that speaks to me on a personal level “so happy I learned about parallelograms to prepare me for The upcoming parallelogram season”

#1. It’s going to drag a lot.

“There’s a reason it’s called work. I highly encourage you to find something that you’re pretty good at and you like more days than you don’t but even so it’s going to drag a lot- so maybe try to find a career that feeds you and puts a roof over your head. Most people don’t deeply love their jobs and that’s okay! It is not a moral failing.”

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15 Patients Expose the Most Unprofessional Thing a Doctor Ever Said to Them

Unfortunately, people have had some pretty bad experiences with doctors, but it always blows my mind that people who go into medicine can act like total a**holes.

I guess I’m not alone. These AskReddit users shared the most unprofessional things that medical professionals ever said to them.

1. That’s nice

“I went for a dentist appointment and sat in the reclining chair. Dentist mentioned I have big size teeth. Female dental assistant quietly said ‘she also has big thighs’ …dentist shhh her. I was a timid teenager so I didn’t say anything.”

2. Hamming it up

“In second grade (age 7) I fell off the monkey bars at school and landed on my wrist. I could feel that something was seriously wrong, but the school nurse shrugged it off and sent me to class. I was forced to use the wrist (my writing hand) for the rest of the day. When my mom came to pick me up, the nurse told her I had been “hamming it up” all afternoon. Fortunately my parents have half a brain and saw that it was obviously broken. I had a cast for three months, and that nurse didn’t look me in the eye for the rest of my elementary school career.

Oh, and apparently the break was barely a centimeter from the growth plate. I came within a centimeter of having a seven-year-old’s hand for the rest of my life. Would have been a fun bar story, at least. (Edit: this probably would not have happened, but as a worst-case scenario, maybe.)”

3. Atta girl

“Doctor couldn’t get the speculum in. After a lot of pushing it finally, painfully slams inside me. The doctor was excited by his achievement and goes “Atta girl! That’s my champ!” The nurse looked at him in horror. I busted out laughing. He realizes almost immediately that was very weird and turns completely red and goes “I’m so sorry! I coach little league!””

4. Not pregnant

“In college I had to go to the ER because I kept throwing up a lot. A nurse came in and asked me some questions: when did it start, etc. Then she asks if my back hurt and I said it did a bit.

She grunted “ah ha!” like she knew exactly what was wrong. I was like “what is it?” She explained I was pregnant. I told her that actually wasn’t the case.

She said, “you can’t really KNOW that.”

Um, yes, I can. Because I actually know how babies are made.

(I eventually demanded they run a pregnancy test. Yeah, I wasn’t pregnant.)”

5. Non-sexual

“My first pelvic exam for a yeast infection. Doctor refuses to do the pelvic because I had told her I was not and had never been sexually active. FINALLY convince her and she takes a look, comes up yelling about how I lied to her. My hymen was torn, ergo, I’d had sex.

And that’s the story of how I told a medical professional that hymens can tear thanks to many non-sexual situations.”

6. Just a flesh wound

“About 4 years ago I fell with a bottle in my hand and cut through all the tendens and nerves from my pinky to the middle finger. The cut was about 6cm long. Anyway I went to the doctor the next day, and after waiting for 2 hours in the lobby I went in to see him. He took 3 minutes to examine my hand before telling me to go home and rinse with water an antiseptic. I remember feeling elated by his calm demeanour and I thought the wound wasn’t too serious. I went home and did as he said.

A couple of days later I travelled back home to Switzerland (plane trip was very painful). I took the bandage off when I got home and showed my mum. She went completely ballistic since the wound had gone septic and my fingers were turning blue. I also had no movement or feeling in my pinky and its neighbour. She rushed me to the ER immediately where I received 23 stitches in my hand. The severed nerves had to be extended and tied together. The doctor told me I was extremely close to requiring an amputation of all three fingers.

I later complained to the hospital in Denmark about the doctor but I probably should have sued. He failed to tell me the severity of my wound (cut tendens and nerves) so I think that qualifies as being extremely unprofessional. To this day when I clench my fist, my pinky just points straight.”

7. This is insane

“Not to me, but someone I know went to an oncologist because they thought she might have cancer.

“I have good news, your test results are back and you do not have cancer. Congratulations.”

A week later she gets a call to schedule her first round of chemo. She says there must be some mistake, the doctor said I was cancer free. Lady on the phone gets real uncomfortable and says I have an order here from that doctor that you are to begin chemotherapy, so you better call his office to straighten this out. And perhaps contact a lawyer. She does and it turns out that all her charts showed she had cancer. The doctor knew it but simply lied about it because he didn’t like to deliver bad news. After investigating they discover several other patients who went through exactly the same ordeal. Her chemo and lawsuit are both pending.”

8. Not depressed

“I had a ‘Dr’ order the nurses to give me Elavil after I had specifically refused it. She was convinced that my symptoms were caused by ‘depression’ and ‘wanting to get it off work’ – yes, she actually said that to me. She prescribed Elavil saying that it helps with pain and “also it will help with your depression and you’ll see, everything will look brighter.” I refused, saying I wasn’t depressed, other than my frustration getting a diagnosis. I tried again to convince her that my pain and inability to hold anything down was not a mental/emotional issue.

About a week later I collapsed, ended up in the hospital and she told the nurses to give me Elavil via IV and not tell me. I almost immediately started having extreme tremors and what they called psuedo-parkinsonism. One of the nurses slipped up (or actually stepped up) and told me it was caused by the Elavil. I was furious as I had said I did not want to take it.

Later on after going home and several more weeks of constant vomiting, I ended up hypokalemic and completely paralyzed.

I was taken by ambulance to another hospital (not in my HMO) and it took them less than a week to find that I had a grapefruit sized tumor 80% infiltrated from my uterus into my abdominal wall. They sampled it and my lymph nodes and found I cancer with lymph involvement on both sides.

I underwent a hysterectomy/ oopherectomy (and my pain magically disappeared!) as well as radiation treatment.

To this day though, I have the twitching and tremors as a souvenir.

As a bonus she told me she had been convinced it wasn’t cancer because “cancer doesn’t hurt.” When I saw her again after the surgery I said something along the line of ‘Well I guess cancer does hurt after all!’ Her response was “Well it’s not the cancer that hurts, it’s the nerves it was compressing.”

I told her “In that case, step over here by the door and I’ll slam your hand in it. The door slamming won’t hurt, just the nerves the door compresses will!”

Sorry for the rant, it still makes me mad!”

9. She rolled her eyes?

“Two weeks ago, my IUD displaced, resulting in a trip to the ER. The attending nurse asked who the guy was with me (who had left to scope out the vending machine for some snacks) , and I replied that he was my boyfriend of nearly six years. Her response was ‘you’re 31, not married, and don’t have any kids? Who gave you an IUD?’ and rolled her eyes.

This was at a well-respected hospital in PA. The nurse was younger than I was.”

10. Not a good response

“In high school my mom set me up with a therapist because she thought all teenagers should have someone to talk to about teenage angsty shit. In the first meeting he asked about me and why I was there, and I said I was pretty normal. He scoffed and said “No you’re not, normal people don’t get sent to therapy.”

I never went back.”

11. Time to retire

“I had a diagnostic surgery last year after almost a decade of unbearable menstrual pain, which my doctors and I suspected was endometriosis. All of my symptoms matched. I had an ultrasound and a 5-6 cm ovarian cyst was found so the surgery was also to remove that. Once my obgyn/surgeon knew I had a cyst she wrote off the possibility of endometriosis, even though my symptoms started when I was 13 (I was 24 at the time).

After surgery I was told I didn’t have endometriosis and a cyst was removed from my left ovary. I was exhausted, out of it, and devastated to think my pain was something even harder to diagnose, but I thought the cyst was supposed to have been on the right ovary. I didn’t get a chance to speak to my surgeon until a month later because she was on vacation.

When my follow up finally happened, she confirmed no endometriosis right off the bat. Alright, but I thought my cyst was on the right ovary, not the left. She started explaining that it’s sometimes hard to tell which ovary is which while she goes through notes. “OH the cyst on the ultrasound was MUCH larger than the one we removed, the other one must have burst… also you do have endometriosis.” Then she told me that was the end of the appointment and left the room.

She retired shortly after and I have a much better doctor now, thank god.”

12. Too thin

“Changed doctors after 4 months of bring sick, nauseous every time I ate, stomach cramps, fullness… whole bunch of symptoms. Lost 15kg in the first 6 weeks, was now down at 45kg.

She looks at me and instantly goes off about how I cannot feel good if I am that thin.

I try to explain that that is my problem, I dont want to be thin, I have terrible pain and nausea when I eat!

But she us having none of it, ignores all I say and goes “I have seen a lot if anorexic girls I know what it looks like, stop putting your finger in your throat!” She got up and as I wanted to leave, then gives me a slap in the butt saying “just start to eat again!”

2 years later – today -, I have been diagnosed with 4 compression syndromes, MALS being among them and will have surgery for them in 5 days.

Kiss my boney *ss b*tch.”

13. Mean dentist

“When I was 12 my dentist told my parents—within earshot of me—that I had the worst overbite he’d ever seen. My father was in graduate school and couldn’t afford to get me braces. Over 20 years later, I’ve never forgotten it, and it’s the reason I rarely smile in photos.”

14. Mental health

“My first councillor that I went to see for my depression/anxiety when I was 12/13 was super cold and unsympathetic. She made me talk about things like my sexual orientation and suicidal thoughts in front of my parents even though I specifically requested that I wouldn’t have to. She she was very disbelieving of everything I said, pulled the “other people have it worse card” and was just generally very unhelpful.

I left her office in tears after every session. Obviously it wasn’t the most terrible thing that could have happened, but it really f*cked me up and when my parents tried to get me to go to a different therapist I had a panic attack so bad I landed myself in the ER. I was only 12 at the time, and that was my first experience with any mental health “professional”. I have no idea how she became a counselor, she was super cold and unkind.”

15. Good luck

“When I was first trying to get off heroin, I went to go see a doctor. I told him that I was a heroin addict and that I had just quit, he asked me how long I had been clean and I told him two weeks. *sshole literally laughed in my face, smirked, and said “Well, good luck”. I’ve been clean 15 years now, so the joke’s on him.”

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We Can’t Stop Laughing at These 10+ Horribly Designed Signs

Making a sign seems like a simple task, but you’d be surprised by all the ways it can go wrong. From poor word placement to ridiculous graphic design, things can go bad pretty fast.

Enjoy these 12 signs that are so bad, it’s tough to tell what they’re even trying to say.

1. No questions here.

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2. Um.

3. Will there or won’t there?

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4. My brain hurts.

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5. “Men because women…”

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6. Well, we weren’t worried about it until you said something.

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7. Either way, I think we’re in trouble.

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8. Is this an endorsement of drugs?

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9. “YOU ARE NOT OUR TROLLIES.”

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10. “The Joel With McHale Joel Show McHale.”

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11. Free donations? Nice try, kid.

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12. Hi, Call. Nice to meet you.

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Would You Eat Any of These Bizarre and Unappetizing Food Combinations from Twitter?

Everyone has a weird food combination or recipe that they love. For me? It’s grilled cheese made with two waffles and American cheese. Sound nasty? Just try it! Recently, people on Twitter shared their bizarre food combos and we couldn’t believe some of them. Would you try any of these out-there food pairings?

Here’s the tweet that started it all…

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These 12 Photos of Pit Bulls and Their Kids Are Absolutely Adorable

Pit Bulls get a bad reputation, but they’re no different than other dogs.

Don’t believe us? Take a look at these photos of pit bulls hanging out with kids. If they don’t convince you, nothing will.

1. Look at how cozy they are.

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2. Nap buddies.

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3. They make pretty great pillows.

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4. And give awesome kisses.

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5. Twins!

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6. Watching videos together.

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7. This baby is scarier than any pit bull could ever be!

8. They’re willing to share their beds with you.

9. Snuggle-fest.

10. Her best friend.

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11. Look at that happy pup.

12. And they love kisses!

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These 12 Cats and Dogs Can’t Quite Figure Out Who They Are

Do you ever think cats get tired of lounging around all day? Or perhaps dogs get tired of playing fetch? These cats and dogs certainly have, and now they’re caught in the middle of an identity crisis.

1. Both cats and dogs love curling up on a nice table.

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2. A cat pawing at the door while their owner leaves.

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3. How come cats get all the fun towers?

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4. Perfect fit.

5. This cat loves to play fetch and isn’t afraid of the water either!

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6. Yep, this is my home now.

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7. Just look at that tail wag.

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8. Couch buddies.

9. Tennis balls aren’t just for dogs anymore.

10. Cat toy? Nah, this is my toy.

11. Out for a walk on a leash.

12. Defender of the armrest.

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You Absolutely Do Not Want to See These 12 Sights on a Monday Morning

Monday is widely agreed to be the worst day of the week. Even when everything goes okay, there’s still a weird stink to Mondays that we can’t quite shake. These people, however, are having extra-terrible Mondays.

1. This makes my soul hurt.

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2. “Hey boss, I’ll save you some time. I’m fired.”

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3. I hope they’re not using the HOV lane!

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4. “Ah, what a lovely goose. Hold on, what does this sign say?”

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5. “Sorry, honey, a baboon stole the groceries.”

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6. At least it made for some great photos.

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7. Ouch.

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8. If you can afford a car that looks like that, then you can afford to get it cleaned.

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9. Hope everyone at the office is cool with my morning breath.

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10. Nope.

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11. Annnnnd…I’m going back to bed.

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12. Some days, your breakfast eats you.

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