Ever Wondered What George Washington’s Teeth Were Actually Made Of?

The Founding Fathers may have just been men, but in the eyes of Americans, they’re so much more. After all, they freed us from British tyranny!

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Naturally, there is a great deal of myth and legend associated with these men – none more so than George Washington. One of the most enduring Washingtonian myths is the commonly held belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

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George Washington did not have wooden teeth, ever, at all. He DID have dentures, due to some pretty horrific dental issues, but they most certainly were not made from wood.

These are Washington’s actual dentures. As you can see, not wooden.
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It is widely documented that Washington used a variety of full and partial dentures throughout his life. None of them were wooden (because how would that even work?). But they were made of some weird materials, including human, cow, and horse teeth, ivory, lead-tin alloy, and silver. Also included was gold metal wire and springs, and brass screws. Washington would even reuse his own previously pulled teeth in his dentures. After having the teeth pulled, he would immediately require they be mailed to his dentist to be put to good use.

Additionally, deep within one of Washington’s Mount Vernon account books is record of a transaction showing that Washington purchased 9 real teeth from ‘Negroes’ for 122 shillings. Historians aren’t sure if Washington was using these teeth for his dentures, or was a part of a blackmarket tooth smuggling ring…but it’s an interesting part of the story nonetheless.

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As historian John Smith, Jr. wrote in the Journal of the American Revolution:

“George Washington never had wooden teeth, nor did anybody of his time. It would have been kind of dumb to make teeth out of wood when better materials were available.”

Literally no one at the time was using dentures made of wood. NO ONE. As early as 1700, dentures were being made of a variety of natural materials including the ivory of walrus, elephant, and hippopotamus tusks. The wealthiest folks had their dentures made using human teeth – which, believe it or not, were a hot commodity at the time.

These natural materials still decayed, however, so folks were often left with a second set of decaying teeth.

A set of ivory dentures from 1801 using human teeth for the front teeth.
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Washington suffered from dental issues his entire life. When he became president in 1789, he had only one tooth, a single premolar. Historians suspect it was due to a combination of bad genes and even worse 18th-century dentistry. Since a smile with a single tooth and a whole lot of gums wasn’t the most presidential look, Washington wore dentures.

Portrait of Washington at the time of his inauguration…only one tooth in his head. 
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Despite the legend of his physical strength, Washington’s failing teeth were a consistent source of suffering for him throughout his life. As early as age 24, Washington was getting his teeth yanked. Throughout his diary entries, he regularly talked about his aching teeth, swollen gums, ill-fitting dentures, and myriad other issues related to his mouth.

Now, back to the wood. The only explanation historians can come up with to explain the source of the ‘wooden denture’ myth is that, after months of usage, his dentures would become stained and take on an appearance similar to woodgrain due to little microfractures in the ivory or bone.

Another set of Washington’s dentures, these ones stained pretty bad.
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Washington’s dentist, John Greenwood, told him he was supposed to clean them daily…but George liked his wine. In a letter to Washington in 1798, Greenwood wrote him regarding a particular set of dentures sent to him:

“The sett you sent me from philadelphia…was very black…Port wine being sower takes off all the polish.”

The now fully discredited story of Washington’s wooden teeth does, however, have a slight shred of truth to it. Nothing to do with the wood, of course, but related to stories that were told about Washington spending time working on his own dentures. In one version of the ‘Wooden Teeth’ myth, it is said that Washington sat under a tree and carved the wooden teeth himself. While he never carved his own teeth, it is true, however, that he would often make repairs to dentures that were originally crafted by Greenwood.

An 18th Century guide for tooth restoration. 
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It is also important to note that the ‘Wooden Teeth’ myth remains the only myth connected to a major Founder that highlights a physical frailty or issue. Washington sacrificed his health in dedication to public service – he experienced pretty significant pain and discomfort related to these dentures. Also, the size and composition of them led to some odd facial distortions, evidenced by his closed mouth and tight lips in virtually every portrait.

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Perhaps the belief that Washington had dentures made out of wood, as opposed to the technologically advanced and expensive dentures he did wear, helped to make him more common and accessible to the average person. It balances the imposing status of the man presented in other myths like the ‘Cherry Tree’ legend, and humanizes a man who we otherwise place on an untouchable pedestal.

Or perhaps people just sometimes get weird ideas.

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This ‘War of Niceness’ Between a Married Couple and the Gay Couple Next Door Is Hilarious

Nextdoor neighbors are a dice roll. Some are fine, but others can be an absolute nightmare. They might block your driveway, blare loud music, steal your newspaper, etc. etc. Luckily, one married couple found themselves living next door to the nicest gay couple on the planet. People on tumblr can’t get enough of their hilarious attempts to outdo one another. It’s an epic saga that’s sending some major positive vibes around the internet.

Cat and her wife moved next door to an impossibly friendly gay couple and it honestly makes me wish I lived in the neighborhood

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Things escalated quickly and they found themselves at a disadvantage to the couple’s politeness.

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In the end, it seems like they just couldn’t compete with the hospitality, which is a pretty nice problem to have.

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Folks on Tumblr couldn’t have been happier with the story.

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Pretty soon more commenters chimed in with their own stories.

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Cat gave fans of the story an update, they moved away but they still keep in touch.

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It just goes to show you that it’s worth it to pay it forward and spread as much positivity as possible. We could use more neighbors like Mr. and Mr. Nice.

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Someone Made Charts To Explain Countries’ Flags And The Results Are Hilarious

Do you remember how old you were when you learned that flags actually meant something? As a kid, I thought they were just a random assortment of colors and stripes that looked cool, when in reality they carry a lot of significance. That’s why these internet users made these handy charts to help explain the “true” meanings behind each country’s flag. Are they 100% accurate? No. Are they 100% hilarious? Absolutely.

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10 Horror Movie Wikipedia Pages That Will Send Chills Down Your Spine

Wikipedia is so full of useful (and useless) information that it’s easy to waste countless hours reading through pages on everything from historical events to old episodes of Power Rangers. But it’s especially useful when it comes to learning about movies that you might not want to invest two hours into watching.

In the spirit of wasting time (and learning some stuff, too), here are 10 Wikipedia pages for horror movies that will creep you out. So click the links to read up on these films and then have a seat and watch them. Warning: for adults only!

1. The Poughkeepsie Tapes (2007)

2. Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

3. The Three Mothers Trilogy (1977)

4. A Serbian Film (2010)

5. Tusk (2014)

6. Joy Ride (2001)

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7. The Human Centipede (2009)

8. The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)

9. Psycho (1960)

10. The Exorcist (1973)

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Dog Lovers Are Going To Love These 10+ Hilarious Tweets

If you’re a dog lover then you’ll definitely relate to these funny tweets. We truly don’t deserve dogs. They’re just too good for this cruel world we live in. They’re just so lovable, it’s no surprise that dog owners/parents spend so much time thinking about and caring for their dogs.

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14 Tattoo Artists Admit the Tattoos They’ll Judge You For

Being a tattoo artist has to be kind of weird. They probably get to do a lot of cool tattoos…but they also get stuck doing a whole lot of weird/lame/embarrassing art.

These 15 tattoo artists shared the tattoos they actually judge their customers for.

1. Bridget

“I try not to judge but I have a difficult time not doing so sometimes.

The most interesting tattoo I’ve ever done was on a guy who came in wanting the words, “Bridget, I’m sorry. I was wrong. I love you.” I would say it was the most dumb tattoo I’ve ever done, but…well you just have to have the full picture.

The story goes like this: 38-year-old guy was dating and living with his girlfriend of two years. She wanted to get married. He was reluctant because she didn’t fit some ideals he had in his head for his long-term partner. They were all superficial things: she was shorter than he liked, and blonde. He preferred brunettes. So she left him. Two months later he realizes he made a huge mistake. The only problem is that she’s moved on and is dating someone and has made it clear that she’s not interested.

This is when this gentleman comes to get the tattoo that is going to solve all of his problems. He tells me that he’s arranged to have dinner with her in a week. He intends to plead for her to come back to him, and when she inevitably doubts his sincerity, he will reveal his tattoo as a sign of his commitment. I try to talk him out of it, but he’s an adult, sober, and of seemingly sound mind. I do the tattoo.

Cut to that very next day. It’s my off day. I’m at my friend’s subdivision pool and I notice this guy who is remarkably attractive. He’s also playing around with some of the kids there and I lean over to my friend and inquire as to Hotty McHottypant’s identity. She tells me about how he’s the new boyfriend of her pretty blonde neighbor who had just gotten out of a long term relationship. Her name? You guessed it. Bridget. In the flesh.

At this point I’m wriggling with the excitement of seeing this girl in person, and the anxiety of having knowledge of what is about to happen to her without being able to reveal it.

Over the next few days, little billboards start popping up around town. “Bridget, I’m sorry. I was wrong. I love you.”

We all know how this is going to end. Bridget sees the tattoo, freaks out, and this guy leads the rest of his life with an uncomfortable tattoo.

But that’s not what happened!

He has dinner with Bridget. She sees the tattoo, and she completely changes her mind. She breaks up with her boyfriend, gets back together with her ex. And three months later, they get engaged. They have a destination wedding, and are still married today. I know this because I saw both of them at that same pool three and a half months later and they both came over and Bridget gave me a big hug and thanked me. Also, the billboards earlier that month all over town that said, “Bridget, I love you. Will you marry me?” helped tip me off.

And that’s my story of how the dumbest tattoo I’ve ever done ended up being not dumb at all. I wouldn’t recommend anyone else trying it though.”

2. Hahaha

“I’m a welder, I have a coworker with a Miller logo tattoo. Non-welders, this is the equivalent of an office worker getting a tattoo of the PowerPoint start screen.”

3. Couples

“I particularly enjoy watching the couples that come in and want each other’s names or matching tattoos. They always seem like they just hate each other – lots of griping and b-tching, low talking and indecisiveness.”

4. Classy

“Not a tattoo artist, but during a regrettable time in my life I hooked up with a guy who had “make poop” tattooed on his knuckles. One word on each hand.”

5. Creeper dude

“My artist told me a story (one of the only tattoos he ever refused to do) was about this patchy creeper dude walking in the shop and asked for a tattoo of himself, naked, with clown makeup on, with a sock over his junk standing. Probably the most terrible/uncomfortable proposition I could imagine.. dude is probably dead or in prison by now.”

6. Scrubbed

“I’ve scrubbed into a few amputations. I cant give specifics, but if you ever find yourself in a position where you are going to lose a limb and want to make sure you’re getting the best damn medical treatment ever, tattoo something ridiculously stupid in that area. A lot of surgeons I’ve worked with try to just get through the day, but they will put in 110% if it means preserving a particularly stupid tattoo.”

7. Potato

“I wanted to get a potato on my ankle since I was a kid. I’m 34 now and I still want one. I had a tattoo artist flat out refuse because he thought it was stupid. I tried to explain the reference but he wouldn’t listen. So I’m pretty sure there was judgement there.”

8. No more stars

“I asked an artist which tattoo he loathed to do and he just said, “Stars man, f-cking stars.” “

9. Never got back to me…

“I had a guy message wanting a portrait of his son, his kid was about 4/5 yrs old in this picture, and he was putting his middle finger up and covering his mouth and nose with this hand. I thought it was different but showed some uniqueness to it so fair enough, I agreed to do it. Before his appointment he asked if I could remove the hand, I explained I can’t guess what his mouth and nose look like, he never got back to me with an alternative picture.”

10. None left

“I was in the chair getting part of my sleeve done when one of the dudes came into the back room and told my tattooist that there was a young woman at the desk who wanted some stars tattooing on her arm. He sighed loudly and told the other guy to tell her that sorry but they’d run out of stars so no can do.”

11. Two stories

“I have two stories.

My boyfriend is the artist so I hear a lot of stories. The two that come up frequently about what tattoos he has judged (at all) are these.

A woman comes in and wants an infinity symbol. Sure. Easy enough. EXCEPT, she wants it made out of other smaller infinity symbols. The artist who did it died a little inside.

This one my boyfriend did (and I was there for this one).

A guy comes in wanting his girlfriends name tattooed on him. Stupid, yet common.

But he wants her name, on his penis.

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Chastity.

There is a guy walking around with Chastity.

Also, the shop charges a 100 dollar penis holding fee on top of what the tattoo would normal cost.”

12. Genitals

“So a buddy of mine is a traveling tattoo artist– he just travels the world and works as a guest artist at tattoo shops.

So this time he’s in Thailand and an older white couple comes in, husband seems to have had a few drinks. Husband wants to have his wife’s name tattooed on his genitals. My buddy straight up denies the request (drunk, genitals, etc), but another artist decides to go through with it.

Next day, the couple returns, but they are instead arguing on the way in. Apparently it was a ‘if you do it, I’ll do it too’ kind of agreement, but the wife wants no part of it.”

13. Okay…

“A girl I know got a tattoo of a ladybug.

It wasn’t a normal ladybug. It was a ladybug with a 5 inch long human penis going down her arm.”

14. Irony

“I judged one girl hard when she came into dad’s shop. She had just turns 18 the day before, and wanted three tattoos at once. The first was a hand holding a cigarette, the second said something along the lines of “no regrets” in French, and the third was a lip print on her buttcheek. The irony was lost on nobody.”

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A Study Suggests That We Might Be Alone in the Universe After All

Hollywood has loved to imagine what it will be like to discover intelligent alien life one day, as have books and comics, and most other creative mediums for as long as we can remember. Sadly, science is starting to wonder whether or not the chances are actually good that we’re not alone.

According to a new study out of Oxford University’s Future of Humanity Institute, researchers applied existing knowledge of biology, chemistry, and cosmology to the Drake equation, created by astronomer Frank Drake in 1961 in an attempt to calculate the number of intelligent civilizations in our galaxy.

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The equation takes into consideration things like the average rate of star formation and the average lifespan of intelligent civilizations, among other things. Using Drake’s model combined with modern astronomy, the researchers at Oxford estimate there’s a 53%-99.6% change we’re alone in the galaxy and a 39%-85% chance we’re the only intelligent life to be found in the entire universe.

They’re also relying on the class Fermi Paradox, which asserts that intelligent extraterrestrial beings exist and that they should have visited earth by now. Since they have not, the conclusion is that they are “probably extremely far away and quite possibly beyond the cosmological horizon and forever unreachable.”

Others, like Seth Shostak of the SETI Institute, are dismissive of the recent claims, mainly because there remains too much unknown about the universe to make any such claims.

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“I could walk outside here in Mountain View, California, and not see too many hippos strolling the streets,” he told Mental Floss, “but it would be incorrect for me to say on that rather limited basis that there’s probably no hippos anywhere. It’s a big conclusion to make on the basis of a local observation.”

Not only is so much of the universe still shrouded in mystery, there’s also the idea that scientists and astronomers here on earth aren’t even looking for the right type of communication. So far, we examine potential radio and light signals, but there’s a chance that alien beings are trying to contact us in ways we haven’t designed yet.

The bottom line is that the truth may still be out there, just waiting for our feeble human science to catch up enough to find it.

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Turns Out Lightning Can Strike the Same Place Twice… And Here’s Evidence

“Lightning doesn’t strike twice.”

It’s a phrase we’ve all heard a time or two in our lives, and one we’ve all probably believed at one point or another. While it makes for a fine anecdote, science has other things to say.

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In fact, it’s almost inevitable that lightning will strike the same place twice. As soon as a lightning bolt hits the ground, a new one is not deterred in any way, shape, or form from hitting the same spot again. A good example is lightning hitting tall buildings. Take a look at this video from the tallest building in Chicago, now known as the Willis Tower.

That night the Willis Tower was hit by 10 bolts of lightning. According to storm chaser Dan Robinson, tall buildings are most likely to be hit by multiple lightning strikes.

But what about human beings? Can they be hit more than once? The story of Roy Sullivan proves that even that phenomenon can occur.

I remember seeing poor Mr. Sullivan in the Guinness Book of World Records as a kid for his unfortunate encounters with lightning. Sullivan was a park ranger in Virginia who was struck by lightning an incredible 7 TIMES between 1942 and 1977, more than any other human being on record. So be careful out there during thunderstorms. You may think you’re safe, but you never know…

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This Infographic Shows Where in the U.S. People Aren’t Getting Enough Exercise

Yes, the United States is a notoriously sedentary country, but it shouldn’t come as a surprise that some places are lazier than others. There’s plenty of evidence out there to support the idea that Americans spend too much time in their cars and in front of screens, but according to the CDC, physical activity rates can vary significantly from state to state.

The CDC recommends that adults take part in 150 minutes of moderate physical activity a week, or 75 minutes of vigorous activity, plus 2 days a week of weight lifting or calisthenics. Countrywide, only about 23% of people between the ages of 18-64 meet these recommendations.

The infographic below draws on data from 2010-2015 National Health Interview Surveys.

There are a few things to consider, like the fact that broad recommendations don’t take into consideration people who are injured, ill, or disabled. In addition, the survey only asks about leisure time used to exercise, which doesn’t account for people who might meet the requirements with physically demanding jobs or who bike or walk to work on a daily basis.

Still. I think I’m going to go for a walk.

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These 20 Interactions Between Strangers Will Leave You Smiling

Articles like this one help bring us all together… even when the world feels more divided than ever.

The following 20 strangers demonstrate how we should be treating each other every single day. It’s a breath of fresh air, don’t you think?

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