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Louis C.K.’s material might often seem off-the-cuff, but the truth is that he has it down to a science. Take a look at how a joke from the acclaimed comedian is constructed—and how these five elements amount to a great joke.

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Scottish soldier Gregor MacGregor claimed he was made the leader of a country in Latin America which did not exist and then proceeded to earn himself a fortune by selling land and government bonds of said fictitious country to wealthy British and French investors. 00

10 Stirring Facts About ‘Cocktail’

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One of cinema’s greatest guilty pleasures, Cocktail starred Tom Cruise as Brian Flanagan, a young man who unexpectedly achieves some fame as a “flair bartender” in New York City along with his mentor, Doug Coughlin (Bryan Brown). Brian eventually takes his bottle-flipping skills down to Jamaica, where he falls for Jordan (Elisabeth Shue), a vacationing artist. Here are some facts about the Tom Cruise staple, in accordance with Coughlin’s Law.

1. BRIAN FLANAGAN WAS ALMOST TWICE AS OLD IN THE BOOK.

Yes, Cocktail was originally a novel; it was written by Heywood Gould, and based on the dozen years he spent bartending to supplement his income as a writer. Whereas Tom Cruise’s Brian Flanagan is in his twenties, Gould’s protagonist was described as a “38-year-old weirdo in a field jacket with greasy, graying hair hanging over his collar, his blue eyes streaked like the red sky at morning.” As Gould told the Chicago Tribune, “I was in my late 30s, and I was drinking pretty good, and I was starting to feel like I was missing the boat. The character in the book is an older guy who has been around and starting to feel that he’s pretty washed-up.” Disney and Gould—who adapted his book for the screen—fought over making Brian Flanagan younger, with Gould eventually relenting.

2. THERE WERE AT LEAST 40 DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THE SCRIPT.

The script went through a couple of different studios, and dozens of iterations. According to Gould, “there must have been 40 drafts of the screenplay before we went into production. It was originally with Universal. They put it in turnaround because I wasn’t making the character likable enough. And then Disney picked it up, and I went through the same process with them. I would fight them at every turn, and there was a huge battle over making the lead younger, which I eventually did.”

Bryan Brown explained that when Cruise came on board, the movie “had to change. The studio made the changes to protect the star and it became a much slighter movie because of it.”

Kelly Lynch, who played Kerry Coughlin, was much more forthright about how Gould’s vision for the story changed under Disney, telling The A.V. Club:

“[Cocktail] was actually a really complicated story about the ’80s and power and money, and it was really re-edited where they completely lost my character’s backstory—her low self-esteem, who her father was, why she was this person that she was—but it was obviously a really successful movie, if not as good as it could’ve been. It was written by the guy who wrote Fort Apache The Bronx, and it was a much darker movie, but Disney took it, reshot about a third of it, and turned it into flipping the bottles and this and that.”

3. FOR A BRIEF SECOND, DISNEY WASN’T COMPLETELY SOLD ON TOM CRUISE IN THE LEAD.

Recounting the kind of story that only happens in Hollywood, Gould told the Chicago Tribune about one of his early meetings with Disney heads Michael Eisner and Jeffrey Katzenberg. “Someone mentioned that this might be a good vehicle for Tom Cruise,” Gould recalled. “Eisner says, ‘He’ll never do this, don’t waste your time, he can’t play this part.’ And then Katzenberg says, ‘Well, he’s really interested in doing it,’ and without skipping a beat Eisner says, ‘He’s perfect for it, a perfect fit!’ That’s the movie business: I hate him, I love him; I love him, I hate him!”

4. BRYAN BROWN’S AUDITION WAS “DREADFUL.”

Director Roger Donaldson specifically wanted Bryan Brown to audition for the role of Doug. Brown flew from Sydney to New York and, almost immediately after his 20-plus-hour flight, was sitting in front of Donaldson. “He did the audition and he was dead tired and it was dreadful,” Donaldson said. “After he did it I was like, ‘Bryan, do yourself a favor—we’ve got to do it again tomorrow.’ And he said, ‘No, no, I’m catching a plane back tonight.’ I couldn’t persuade him to stay and do it again, so I didn’t show anybody the audition.” Instead, Donaldson told the producers and studio to watch Brown’s performance in F/X (1986); clearly, they liked what they saw.

5. CRUISE AND BROWN PRACTICED THEIR FLAIR BARTENDING, AND USED REAL BOTTLES ON SET.

Los Angeles TGI Friday’s bartender John Bandy was hired to train Cruise and Brown after he served a woman who worked for Disney who was on the lookout for a bartender for Cocktail. Bandy trained the two stars in the bottle-flipping routines, and Gould took Cruise and Brown to his friend’s bar to show them the tricks they used to do. Donaldson claimed they used real bottles—and yes, they did break a few.

6. JAMAICA WASN’T KIND TO TOM CRUISE

The Jamaica exteriors were shot on location, where it was cold, and Cruise got sick. When he and Shue had to shoot a love scene at a jungle waterfall, it wasn’t pleasant. “It’s not quite as romantic as it looks,” Cruise told Rolling Stone. “It was more like ‘Jesus, let’s get this shot and get out of here.’ Actually, in certain shots you’ll see that my lips are purple and, literally, my whole body’s shaking.”

7. THE FILM SCORE WAS ENTIRELY REWRITTEN IN A WEEKEND.

Three-time Oscar winner Maurice Jarre (Lawrence of Arabia) was Cocktail‘s original composer, but the producers didn’t think his score “fit in” with the story. They particularly didn’t like one cue, so they called in J. Peter Robinson to fix it. Donaldson liked what Robinson did so much, that he asked the composer to take over and do the rest of the work. “All this was happening on a Friday,” Robinson said. “I was starting another film on the following Monday and told Roger that I was going to be unavailable. ‘We’re print-mastering on Monday, mate!!’ Roger said. So from that point on I stayed up writing the score and delivered it on Monday morning at around five in the morning.”

8. “KOKOMO” WAS WRITTEN FOR THE MOVIE.

While it was The Beach Boys, by then minus Brian Wilson, that recorded the song which brought the group back into the spotlight, “Kokomo” was penned by John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas; Scott McKenzie, who wrote “San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair)”; producer Terry Melcher, Doris Day’s son; and Mike Love. Phillips wrote the verses, Love wrote the chorus, and Melcher penned the bridge. The specific instructions were to write a song for the part when Brian goes from a bartender in New York to Jamaica. Off of that, Love came up with the “Aruba, Jamaica …” part.

9. ROGER DONALDSON IS SORRY ABOUT “DON’T WORRY BE HAPPY.”

Bobby McFerrin’s “Don’t Worry, Be Happy” hit number one thanks to its inclusion on the Cocktail soundtrack. The director heard the song on the radio one day while driving to the set. “I heard it and thought it would be perfect for the film,” he said. “And suddenly it was everywhere. Sorry about that.”

10. THE REVIEWS—INCLUDING TOM CRUISE’S—WERE HARSH.

To conclude his two-star review, Roger Ebert wrote, “The more you think about what really happens in Cocktail, the more you realize how empty and fabricated it really is.” Richard Corliss of TIME said it was “a bottle of rotgut in a Dom Perignon box.”

In 1992, even Tom Cruise admitted that the movie “was not a crowning jewel” in his career. And Heywood Gould wasn’t pleased with it at first either. “I was accused of betraying my own work, which is stupid,” Gould said. “So I was pretty devastated. I literally couldn’t get out of bed for a day. The good thing about that experience is that it toughened me up. It was like basic training. This movie got killed, and then after that I was OK with getting killed—I got killed a few more times since then, but it hasn’t bothered me.”


January 23, 2017 – 10:00am

7 Food and Drink Hacks Based on Math and Science

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The kitchen is a great place to apply the principles you learned in school in real life. Ever wonder how you can keep a day-old cake from drying out? Or how to slice your bagel for optimal cream cheese coverage? Some of the hungriest minds in the fields of math and science have got your back.

1. SLICE A CAKE FOR MAXIMUM MOISTURE

Leftover birthday cake should be one of life’s greatest pleasures, but instead it becomes vulnerable to moisture-zapping air the moment you slice into it. Fortunately, this problem can be avoided with some simple geometry. In the video above, mathematician Alex Bellos outlines an alternative cake-cutting method he found in a 1906 issue of Nature magazine written by Sir Francis Galton. Rather than eating away at a round cake one wedge at a time, he suggests cutting one big sliver spanning the cake’s diameter. The center cut means that instead of having a giant exposed area that will dry out two future slices of cake at once, one rubber band can be used to hold the pieces together, exposing none of the soft interior to the air. This keeps the interior nice and moist until the cake is ready to be sliced into again (although it should be noted—rubberbanding a frosted cake rather than the fondant-covered ones shown in the video could get really messy really fast).

2. COAX KETCHUP FROM THE BOTTLE

As long as ketchup has been packaged in glass bottles, diners have struggled to set it free. If you’ve ever been the victim of a flash ketchup flood after minutes of fruitless shaking, you can blame physics. Ketchup is a non-Newtonian fluid, which in this case means it behaves like a solid sometimes (like when it refuses to leave its bottle) and like a liquid other times (when it all comes pouring out at once).

According to Heinz’s team of scientists, ketchup is meant to flow at 147.84 feet per hour, so hitting the bottle with full force isn’t your best bet. Anthony Stickland of the University of Melbourne’s School of Engineering instead recommends doing the majority of the work while the cap’s still secure. On the University’s website he instructs readers to “briefly invoke your inner paint shaker” and evenly distribute the solid particles throughout the bottle. Next, with the cap still on, flip the container upside down and thrust the contents towards the neck. After that you’re ready to get the ketchup on your plate: Remove the cap and use one hand to aim the bottle at the plate at a 45 degree angle while gently tapping the bottom with the other, tapping harder and harder until you find the correct strength for that particular ketchup. If you still can’t get the hang of it after all that, perhaps a plastic squeeze bottle is more your style.

3. CREATE A MÖBIUS BAGEL

In math, a möbius strip is a twisting, continuous plane that has one surface and one edge. The shape has a handful of practical uses in the real world, like achieving optimal bagel-to-schmear ratio. Research professor and mathematical sculptor George Hart came up with this ingenious application several years ago. To produce the perfect cut, he makes four separate incisions into a bagel after first marking the key points with a food-safe marker for guidance. The final result pulls apart into two separate halves linked together like a chain. In addition to the impressive presentation, the möbius bagel offers more surface area for spreading. Now you can get more cream cheese on your bagel without slathering it on in gobs.

4. DUNK BISCUITS WITHOUT GETTING CRUMBS IN YOUR TEA

Dunking biscuits in tea is a popular British pastime, but it comes at a price: a mug full of sad, soggy crumbs. Scientists at the University of Bristol in England offered a solution to this problem in the late 1990s in the form of a mathematical formula. Instead of turning the cookie sideways, the researchers recommend dipping it into the tea broad-size first. Once the bottom surface is sufficiently moist, dunkers should flip the biscuit 180 degrees to allow the dry side to support the wet one. Apparently the snack is worth the effort: According to the study, biscuits are up to 10 times more flavorful dunked than dry.

5. CUT EQUAL SLICES OF PIZZA TO FEED A CROWD

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Slicing a pizza into wedges works well enough at first, but there will inevitably be at least one person who wants only cheesy goodness and tosses the crust, while another person just can’t get enough crust. In 2016, researchers at the University of Liverpool proposed a brilliant alternative: dividing the pie into manageable, equal-sized pieces according to the monohedral disc tiling formula.

The basic design produces 12 slices. To start, the server slices the pie end-to-end along a curving path. They do this three times to create six, claw-shaped slices, then they cut each slice in half at an angle to make the full 12. Instead of floppy, skinny slivers, diners have their pick of funky-shaped pieces from any part of the pizza. In their study [PDF], researchers demonstrate how this concept can be taken even further. As long as the shapes have an odd number of sides, the monohedral disc tiling method can theoretically go on forever (though the authors specify that nine-sided slices are where things start to get impractical. You may want to spring for a second pie at that point).

6. FOLLOW THE FORMULA FOR A PERFECT GRILLED CHEESE ON TOAST

Many people have their own ideas of what constitutes an excellent grilled cheese, but the Royal Society of Chemistry’s recipe is based on science. In 2013, they teamed up with the British Cheese Board to devise a formula for the optimal cheese on toast. Society science executive Ruth Neale said in a press release:

“As the result of tests we carried out in our Chemistry Centre kitchen, we found that the perfect slice can be made by melting 50 grams of sliced hard cheese, such as cheddar, on a slice of white bread, 10 millimeters thick, under the grill. The cheese on toast should sit at a distance of 18 centimeters from the heat source […] and needs to cook for four minutes to achieve the perfect consistency and taste.”

The full equation, which includes variables for bread thickness and cheese mass, is available on the Royal Society of Chemistry’s website.

7. POUR CHAMPAGNE WITHOUT LOSING THE BUBBLES

Whipping up a meal based on complex algorithms can be exhausting. If you plan to reward yourself with a glass of post-dinner bubbly, just make sure to serve it the correct way. According to scientists from the University of Reims in France, that means pouring champagne into a tilted glass the same way you’d pour a pint of beer. Those effervescent CO2 bubbles that make champagne so pleasant to drink are also clamoring to escape into the atmosphere the moment you pop the cork. Their study published in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry suggests pouring your beverage at an angle to retain as many bubbles as possible. This method is less turbulent than pouring liquid into an upright glass, thus giving the carbon dioxide less opportunity to break free. To maximize the amount of bubbles per glass, the researchers also recommend chilling the champagne before serving.


January 23, 2017 – 8:00am

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Watch: Stephen King on Childhood, 1989

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In 1989, Stephen King was interviewed by Thomas Smith of the Public Radio Book Show. In the chat, King reflects on the differences between childhood thought process and adult ones, and explains what he sees as misconceptions about childhood. At the top, he explains that what he does for a living isn’t all that different from child’s play. Here’s a nice sample from the beginning:

I was taking a walk one day and I happened to spot a little girl on the corner of my street, she was about five years old. She was sitting in the dirt at the edge of the road talking to herself or to invisible friends and drawing in the dirt with a stick and I thought, you know if I did that, somebody would come along and say, “There’s a grown man sitting in the dirt, talking to himself—to people who aren’t there—and drawing with a stick!” Which is very close to what I do for a living. What people pay me to do.

Take five minutes and enjoy this animated interview:

For a full transcript and snippets of animation, check out this Blank on Blank page. It also features a nice section at the bottom about King’s Twitter presence.


January 22, 2017 – 12:00pm

This Week’s Best Amazon Deals You Can Still Get

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As a recurring feature, we share some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. These items were the ones that were the most popular with our readers this week, and they’re still available.

Mental Floss has affiliate relationships with certain retailers (including Amazon) and may receive a small percentage of any sale. But we only get commission on items you buy and don’t return, so we’re only happy if you’re happy. Good luck deal hunting!

GADGETS, TOYS, AND MEDIA

Cambridge SoundWorks OontZ Angle 3 PLUS Bluetooth Speaker: up to 30 HOUR Playtime; PLUS More Bass; Exceptional Sound; 10Watts+ POWER; Water Resistant, Perfect Portable Wireless Speaker [JUST RELEASED] for $34.99 (list price $119.99)

1byone Noise Isolating Wired In-ear Sports Earphones with Flexible Memory Wire for iPhone, iPad, iPod, Mp4 Players, Tablets, Smartphones and More, Dark Grey for $9.99 (list price $18.99)

FosPower [25ft] 3.5mm Male to 3.5mm Male [AUX] Stereo Audio Cable – Step Down Design Auxiliary Cable for iPhone, iPod, Android Smartphones, Tablets, MP3 Players and More (25 feet) for $8.99 (list price $13.99)

NUBWO N8 Headphones Headset, In-line Mic and Volume Control, Comfortable, Lightweight Adjustable for PC and Smartphones (black) for $20.99 (list price $49.99)

Anker Quick Charge 2.0 36W Dual USB Car Charger, PowerDrive+ 2 for Galaxy S7 / S6 / Edge / Plus, Note 5 / 4 and PowerIQ for iPhone 7 / 6s / Plus, iPad Pro / Air 2 / mini, LG, Nexus, HTC and More for $13.99 (list price $59.99)

Anker SoundCore nano Bluetooth Speaker with Big Sound, Super-Portable Wireless Speaker with Built-in Mic for iPhone 7, iPad, Samsung, Nexus, HTC, Laptops and More – Gray for $16.99 (list price $49.99)

Wilist 2 Pack Short and Long Nylon Braided Apple Lightning Cable Lightning 8 Pin to USB A Adapter Data Sync Charging Cord Support Quick Charge 3.0 or 2.0 Charger for iPhone iPad iPod 9inch + 3ft Gold for $8.99 (list price $20.99)

Anker PowerCore Speed 20000 QC, Qualcomm Quick Charge 3.0 Portable Charger, Backwards Compatible With Quick Charge 1 & 2, with Power IQ, 20000 mAh Power Bank for Samsung, iPhone, iPad and More for $39.99 (list price $99.99)

Apple Pencil Stand, TechMatte Apple Pencil Charging Dock/Stand (Aluminium) with Built-in Charging Cable (5FT) for $21.00 (list price $49.99)

Lexar JumpDrive TwistTurn 32GB USB Flash Drive LJDTT32GABNL (Black/Gray) for $7.99 (list price $9.67)

Kobert Waterproof Cell Phone Case – Best Dry Bag Pouch For Apple iPhone 6s, 6s Plus Samsung Galaxy s7, s7 Edge, s6, s6 Edge, Any Phone Up To 6 inches – Lanyard + Stylus for $9.89 (list price $35.99)

AUKEY Bluetooth Transmitter & Receiver, Wireless Stereo Audio Adapter Car Kit for Headphones, TV, Computer, MP3 / MP4, iPhone and More for $14.99 (list price $27.99)

Samsung 32GB 80MB/s EVO Select Micro SDHC Memory Card (MB-ME32DA/AM) for $9.99 (list price $14.46)

Snap Circuits Extreme SC-750 Electronics Discovery Kit for $87.99 

LEGO Star Wars First Order Battle Pack 75132 for $8.99 (list price $12.99)

LEGO Large Creative Box 10697 for $73.00 (list price $187.99)

LEGO Classic Large Creative Brick Box 10698 for $47.99 (list price $59.99)

NEXGADGET Detachable Universal Multi-Port USB Charging Station, 24W 4-Port USB Charging Dock for $35.99 (list price $69.99)

USB Cable (6.5ft) Rampow Nylon Braided samsung charging cable/micro usb cord – Sync and Charge for Android Devices, Galaxy, Sony, Motorola and More – Space Grey for $7.99 (list price $22.99)

Wireless Neckband Bluetooth Headphones Monstercube MC930 Stereo Noise Cancelling Earbuds with Mic for Running / Exercise for $18.99 (list price $49.99)

GreenLighting Solar Phone Charger – 2000mAh Window Cling Power Bank (Grey) for $34.99 (list price $59.99)

Car Mount, TechMatte MagGrip Air Vent Magnetic Universal Car Mount Holder for Smartphones including iPhone 7, 6, 6S, Galaxy S7, S7 Edge- Black (2 Pack) for $9.99 (list price $49.99)

iPhone 7 6S 6 Screen Protector Glass, amFilm iPhone 7 Tempered Glass Screen Protector for Apple iPhone 7, iPhone 6S, iPhone 6 2016, 2015 (2-Pack) for $7.99 (list price $29.99)

Fujifilm Instax Mini 8 Instant Film Camera (Black) for $58.92

Fujifilm Instax Groovy Camera Case – Black for $10.29 (list price $19.99)

Car Mount, Anker CD Slot Universal Phone Holder for iPhone 7/7plus/6s/6/6s plus/6 plus, Samsung S7/S6/edge, Samsung Note 5, LG G5, Nexus 5X/6/6P and Other Smartphones (Black) for $9.99 (list price $19.99)

Dr.meter Backlit Digital Hanging Luggage Scale with Tare Function, Stainless Steel Hook, Weigh up to110Lbs/50Kg for $9.99 (list price $40.99)

KITCHEN

Cheese-Grater-Vegetable-Slicer Stainless Steel – 6-sides , 9.5 Inch Height, Rubber Handle, Non Slip Rubber Bottom by Utopia Kitchen for $8.99 (list price $19.99)

Rubbermaid Commercial FGTHO550 Stainless Steel Oven Monitoring Thermometer for $6.36 (list price $17.30)

Presto Bacon Microwave Cooker, Black for $11.39 (list price $14.99)

RTIC 30 oz. Tumbler for $14.10 

Electric Gooseneck Kettle for Pour Over Coffee and Tea – 1L Electric Drip Kettle Teapot for $37.99 (list price $99.99)

Farberware Poly Cutting Board 12-Inch by 18-Inch, White for $9.97 (list price $13.50)

Vintorio Wine Aerator Pourer – Premium Aerating Pourer and Decanter Spout (Black) for $15.95 (list price $40.95)

Magic Bullet Blender, Small, Silver, 11 Piece Set for $29.99 (list price $49.99)

Barbuzzo Lab Shots (Set of 4), Clear for $13.96 (list price $19.95)

AmazonBasics 3-Piece Baking Sheet Set for $11.29 (list price $15.29)

GDEALER Digital Pocket Kitchen Scale 0.01oz/0.1g 3000g Kitchen Food Scale Weight Compact Scale, Tare, Stainless Steel, Backlit Display for $11.99 (list price $25.99)

Colander Set – 2 Collapsible Colanders (Strainers) Set By Comfify – Includes 2 Folding Strainers Sizes 8″ – 2 Quart and 9.5″ – 3 Quart Red and Grey for $15.34 (list price $21.99)

Presto 04820 PopLite Hot Air Popper for $23.49 (list price $29.99)

Sun’s Tea 9 oz Strong Double Wall Manhattan Style old-fashioned Vodka/Scotch/Whiskey Glasses, Set of 2 for $16.99 (list price $21.99)

Ice Cube Trays – Giant 2 Inch Ice Cube Flexible Silicone Tray – Large Freezer Whiskey and Cocktail Size for $7.99 (list price $39.99)

Premium Stainless Steel Salt and Pepper Grinder Set of 2- Brushed Stainless Steel Pepper Mill and Salt Mill, 6 Oz Glass Tall Body, 5 Grade Adjustable Ceramic Rotor- Salt and Pepper Shakers By Levav for $17.49 (list price $49.99)

Chef Remi Jar Openers – Lifetime Replacement Warranty – Rated No.1 Kitchen Grippers To Remove Stubborn Lids, Caps and Bottles for $12.95 (list price $24.95)

DeLonghi Double Walled Thermo Espresso Glasses, Set of 2 for $12.69 (list price $14.95)

Pyrex Basics Clear Oblong Glass Baking Dishes, 2 Piece Value Plus Pack Set for $15.99 (list price $27.99)

Hamilton Beach 25476 Breakfast Electric Sandwich Maker, Red for $24.00 (list price $29.99)

Lodge SCRBRSH Scrub Brush, 10-Inch for $4.99 (list price $8.51)

Lodge L8SK3 Cast Iron Skillet, Pre-Seasoned, 10.25-inch for $12.74 (list price $15.92)

ChefLand 8-Piece Stainless Steel Measuring Cups and Measuring Spoon Set for $5.38 (list price $9.95)

Joseph Joseph 40023 Lotus Steamer Basket Folding Non-Scratch for Steaming Vegetable Silicone Feet, Green for $9.99 (list price $15.00)

Tovolo Collapsible Microwave Cover for $7.99 (list price $9.99)

Bamber Wood French Rolling Pins for Baking, Dough Roller, Non-stick, Easy to Handle, Eco-friendly and Safe, Sleek and Sturdy – (11 Inch by 1-1/5 Inch) for $8.98 (list price $15.68)

Drinking Straws, X-Chef Stainless Steel Bendy Straws Drinking 8 inch for Yeti Rtic, Ozark Trail Tumbler,Reusable Straws,FREE Cleaning Brushes for $5.99 (list price $10.99)

Hamilton Beach 40865 Glass Electric Kettle, 1.7-Liter for $26.99 (list price $28.76)

Marquis by Waterford Markham Hiball Collins Glasses, Set of 4 for $39.95 (list price $100.00)

Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula for $14.99 (list price $19.99)

LINKYO Knife Sharpener (Electric) featuring Automatic Blade Positioning Guides – 2 Stage Knife Sharpening System for $19.95 (list price $29.95)

DRAGONN (2 Pk) Non-stick Silicone Baking Mat Set, 11-5/8-inch x 16-1/2-inch for $12.70 (list price $24.99)

Brita Standard Replacement Water Filter for Pitchers, 3 Count for $14.88 (list price $15.97)

Everyday Cooking Essentials Instant Read Thermometer with Probe,Wireless Remote for $3.02 (list price $12.99)

Kinzi Tri-Blade Vegetable and Fruit Spiral Slicer Chopper, Veggie Pasta Spaghetti Maker for $19.99 (list price $25.99)

The Sushi Bazooka | All in 1 Sushi Making Machine for $7.00 (list price $7.19)

Simply Calphalon 12-Inch Nonstick Omelette Fry Pan with Lid for $41.12 (list price $75.00)

Contigo SnapSeal Byron Vacuum Insulated Stainless Steel Travel Mug, 20oz, Gunmetal for $10.99 (list price $12.99)

HOME

AmazonBasics Heather Jersey Sheet Set – Queen, Light Gray for $37.99 (list price $42.99)

Antizer Flameless Candles 7″ Ivory Color Dripless Real Wax Pillars Include Realistic Dancing LED Flames and 10-key Remote Control with 24-hour Timer Function for $13.99 (list price $55.99)

StorageManiac Free Standing Polyester Canvas 5-Tier, 20-Pair Shoe Rack Organizer for $39.99 (list price $109.99)

Hefty Drawstring Trash Can Liner Bags – 33 Gallon – 48 Count for $12.72 (list price $15.59)

Organize It All Stainless Steel Step-On 8-Gallon( 30liter) Recycle Bin for $53.99 (list price $139.00)

PyroPet Candles Kisa Candle, Pink for $33.99 (list price $40.00)

O-Cedar Power Corner Large Angle Broom for $15.99 (list price $19.99)

S&T 497500 Microfiber Dish Drying Mat, X-Large, 18 by 24-Inch, Grey/White Trellis for $5.97 (list price $6.99)

Natural Comfort Super Soft Anchor Band 54 by 80-Inch Mattress Pad, Full, White for $37.50 (list price $49.96)

Smart Home Bedding Super Plush Pillow Dust Mite Resistant Down Alternative (Queen/Standard, 2 Pack) for $23.99 (list price $59.99)

BestOffice Infrared Touchless Stainless Steel Trash Can, 13.2-Gallon for $39.99 (list price $49.99)

Homemory Realistic and Bright Flickering Bulb Battery Operated Flameless LED Tea Light for Seasonal & Festival Celebration, Pack of 12, Electric Fake Candle in Warm White and Wave Open for $9.99 (list price $17.99)

Shark Rotator Professional Vacuum w/ Accessories | NV400 (Certified Refurbished) for $107.35 (list price $113.61)

Deluxe Home Hypoallergenic Queen Bamboo Derived Rayon / Poly Fill Down Alternative Pillow for $11.99 (list price $79.99)

The Original SOFA SHIELD Reversible Furniture Protector, Features Elastic Strap (Sofa: Chocolate/Beige) for $32.99 (list price $54.99)

Household Essentials 24-Inch Circular Wreath Storage Bag, Clear with Red Trim for $8.99 (list price $10.62)

Rubbermaid FG260100ROYBL Flex ‘N Carry Laundry Basket, 1.9-Bushel, Royal Blue Flex ‘N Carry Laundry Basket, 1.9-Bushel for $14.78 (list price $19.99)

Hoover FH50150 Carpet Basics Power Scrub Deluxe Carpet Cleaner for $125.41 (list price $219.99)

Glad Tall Kitchen Drawstring Trash Bags, 13 Gallon, 90 Count for $10.33 (list price $12.74)

InterDesign Mildew-Free PEVA 3 Gauge Shower Liner, Stall 54 x 78, Frost for $7.50 (list price $12.70)

Simmons Curv 3-inch Flat Gel Memory Foam Mattress Topper – Queen for $109.99 (list price $129.99)

1byone 400ML Powerful Thermo-electric Dehumidifier, White for $32.99 (list price $56.99)

Classic Brands 12 Inch Cool Gel Memory Foam Mattress, Queen for $309.95 (list price $355.56)

Holmes HEPA Type Desktop Air Purifier, 3 Speeds plus Optional Ionizer, HAP242-NUC for $27.99 (list price $37.99)

Eddie Bauer 200607 Herringbone Cotton Blanket, Full/Queen, Bone for $33.26 (list price $50.00)

Simpli Home Acadian Ladder Shelf Bookcase, Black for $112.58 (list price $167.45)

Natural Comfort ALLERGY SHIELDS Luxurious Down Alternative Pillows, King, 45 Oz fill, Set of 2 for $45.15 (list price $68.62)

Bare Decor Zen Spa Shower or Door Mat in Solid Teak Wood and Oiled Finish, 31.5 by 19.5-Inch for $94.98 (list price $160.00)

Essence of Bamboo Gel Fiber Pillow – Down Alternative, Hypoallergenic .9 Micro Denier Filled Pillows with Bamboo Derived Rayon / Poly Cover (Queen Size, Extra Soft) Crafted in the USA for $24.99 (list price $129.99)

Spasilk 100% Pure Silk Pillowcase for Facial Beauty and Hair Health, Standard/Queen, White for $18.99 (list price $36.11)

InterDesign Pebblz Non-Slip Suction Bath Mat for Shower, Bathtub – Graphite for $12.99 (list price $15.75)

Zeroedge Stick-on Anywhere Portable 10-LED Wireless Motion Sensing Closet Cabinet LED Night Light / Stairs Light / Step Light Bar (Battery Operated) for $10.55 (list price $19.99)

Rowenta DW5080 Focus 1700-Watt Micro Steam Iron Stainless Steel Soleplate with Auto-Off, 400-Hole, Brown for $69.99 (list price $100.00)

I-PURE ITEMS Coccyx Orthopedic Comfortable Memory Foam Chair and Car Seat Cushion for Lower Back, Tailbone and Sciatica Pain Relief (Black) for $35.99 (list price $82.99)

HEALTH AND BEAUTY

Colgate Wisp Portable Mini-Brush Max Fresh, Peppermint, 24 Count for $3.59 (list price $7.99)

EmaxDesign 20 Pieces Makeup Brush Set Professional Face Eye Shadow Eyeliner Foundation Blush Lip Makeup Brushes Powder Liquid Cream Cosmetics Blending Brush Tool for $8.99 (list price $29.99)

Gillette Mach3 Men’s Razor Blade Refills, 10 Count (packaging may vary) for $7.65 after on-screen coupon (list price $28.99)

Honest Amish Beard Balm Leave-in Conditioner – All Natural -Vegan Friendly Organic Oils and Butters for $12.87 (list price $19.50)

IBEET Blackhead Remover Kit,Comedone Extractor Tool,Anti-microbial Double-side 4 Pieces,Treatment for Blemishes for $5.99 (list price $23.36)

Gillette Fusion ProShield Men’s Razor with Flexball Handle and 2 Razor Blade Refills for $7.28 after on-screen coupon (list price $13.99)

Dove Men+Care Body Wash, Aqua Impact 18 oz for $3.72 (list price $6.49)

Philips Sonicare Essence Sonic Electric Rechargeable Toothbrush, White for $19.95 (list price $49.99)

Philips Sonicare Pro Results Gum Health Replacement Toothbrush Heads for Sonicare Electric Rechargeable Toothbrush, FFP, HX9033/30, 3-pack for $24.99 after on-screen coupon (list price $29.99)

Gillette Fusion Proglide Styler 3-In-1 Men’s Body Groomer With Beard Trimmer for $16.97 after on-screen coupon (list price $24.05)

3 PCS. SET OF MOOD COLOR CHANGING LIPSTICK SET THAT ACTS AS A LIP BALM AND LIP STAIN MADE IN U.S.A. for $7.99 (list price $17.99)

CeraVe Moisturizing Facial Lotion PM, 3 Ounce for $6.11 (list price $13.99)

Q-tips Cotton Swabs, 2000 count for $9.94 after on-screen coupon (list price $14.89)

Art Naturals Organic Argan Oil Hair Loss Shampoo for Hair Regrowth 16 Oz – Sulfate Free – Best Treatment for Hair Loss, Thinning & – Growth Product For Men & Women – Infused with Biotin – 2016 for $26.95 (list price $49.95)

Art Naturals Top 8 Essential Oils – 100% Pure Of The Highest Quality Essential Oils – Peppermint, Tee Tree, Rosemary, Orange, Lemongrass, Lavender, Eucalyptus, & Frankincense – Therapeutic Grade for $16.95 (list price $69.95)

Radha Beauty Aromatherapy Top 6 Essential Oils 100% Pure & Therapeutic grade – Basic Sampler Gift Set & Premium Kit – 6/10 Ml (Lavender, Tea Tree, Eucalyptus, Lemongrass, Orange, Peppermint) for $16.95 (list price $79.99)

Buena Skin Triple Vitamin C Serum Anti Aging Antioxidant – 1oz for $18.99 (list price $39.95)

Biore Deep Cleansing Pore Strips, Charcoal, 6 Count for $5.62 (list price $6.99)

Dove Men+Care Antiperspirant Deodorant Stick, Extra Fresh 2.7 oz, Twin Pack for $6.39 (list price $12.56)

OFFICE, SCHOOL, AND CRAFTS

Pilot G2 Retractable Premium Gel Ink Roller Ball Pens, Fine Point, Assorted Colors, 8-Pack (31128) for $7.27 (list price $8.34)

Eparon 40-piece Gel Pen Set with 40 Unique Colors! for $7.99 (list price $19.99)

Singer 1304 Start Free Arm Sewing Machine with 6 Built-In Stitches for $74.49 (list price $86.99)

Avery Ready Index Table of Contents Dividers, Black/White, 12-Tab Set (11140) for $1.52 

Pilot Metropolitan Collection Fountain Pen, Black Barrel, Classic Design, Fine Nib, Black Ink (91111) for $14.95 (list price $18.75)

Dual Tip Brush Pen Set 12 PACK – Brush Tip & Fine Tip – Watercolor Markers, Blending, Shading, Calligraphy, Drawing, Vibrant Colors Great For Adult Coloring for $15.97 (list price $33.00)

Artist’s Choice Sketch Pad ,75 sheets, Pack of 2 for $12.99 (list price $39.99)

Sharpie 28026 Accent Pen-Style Retractable Highlighter, Fluorescent Green, 12-Pack for $8.49 (list price $19.49)

Amzdeal Magnifier Eye Glasseses Eye Loupe For Reading Drawing Making handicrafts Repairing for $14.99 (list price $39.99)

Pentel Twist-Erase III Automatic Pencil with 2 Eraser Refills, 0.7mm, Assorted Barrels, 2 Pack (QE517BP2-K6) for $8.35 (list price $10.90)

Wilson Jones Basic Round Ring Binder, 1 Inch Capacity, 8.5 x 11 Inches, Red (W368-14NR) for $3.39 (list price $4.76)

Five Star Spiral Notebooks, 1 Subject, 100 College Ruled Sheets, Assorted Basic Colors, 6-Pack (38052) for $18.49 (list price $30.14)

Staedtler Lumocolor Correctable Pens (305FWP4) for $11.97 (list price $17.40)

Strathmore 400 Series Cold Press Wire Bound Watercolor Pad 9 x 12 Inches (ST440-1) for $8.36 (list price $16.99)

Gaiam Balance Ball Chair, Blue for $63.98 (list price $79.98)

Prismacolor Premier Water-Soluble Colored Pencils, 36-Count for $36.98 (list price $59.99)

Darice 80-Piece Deluxe Art Set for $14.00 (list price $39.99)

Aimeio Creative Cartoon Sticky Note Self-stick Note Post-it Note (20 Sheets per Pack,Random delivery) for $7.99 (list price $19.99)

Set of 4, Ipow Flower Floral Canvas Cosmetic Pen Pencil Stationery Pouch Bag Case(Pastorabl) for $8.98 (list price $15.98)

Pentel Clic Retractable Eraser with Grip, Assorted Barrels, 3 Pack (ZE21TBP3M) for $2.93 (list price $6.75)

STYLIO Padfolio/ Resume Portfolio Folder – Interview/ Legal Document Organizer & Business Card Holder – With Letter-Sized Writing Pad – Handsome Piano Noir Faux Leather Matte Finish & Accent Stitching for $17.95 (list price $39.90)

Alvin Professional Self-Healing Cutting Mat, 12″ x 18″, Green/Black (GBM1218) for $9.41 (list price $17.60)

S.P. Richards Company Paper Clips, Vinyl Coated, No. 1, 500 per Box, Assorted (SPR01605) for $6.09 (list price $8.39)

OUTDOORS, GARDEN, AND SPORTS

Mountain House Just In Case…Classic Assortment Emergency Food Bucket for $73.63 (list price $79.99)

AAA 85 Piece Commuter First Aid Kit for $13.18 (list price $19.99)

Emergency Survival Mylar Thermal Reflective Cold Weather Shelter Tube Tent – Accommodates 2 Adults – 8′ X 3′- by Grizzly Gear for $7.95 (list price $9.95)

Marathon Dual-Wheel Residential Yard Rover Wheelbarrow and Yard Cart – Green for $75.93 (list price $95.70)

Calf Compression Sleeves (Pair) L/XL Black  $9.95 (list price $29.99)

TriggerPoint Foam Massage Ball for Deep-Tissue Massage, MB1 (2.6-inch) for $11.95 (list price $14.99)

BYB 800 Lumens Rechargeable T6 LED Flashlight, Adjustable Focus Tactical Flashlight with AC Charger and 26650 Battery, Bonus Solar Power Keychain Flashlight Included for $14.99 (list price $39.99)

Morakniv Companion Fixed Blade Outdoor Knife with Carbon Steel Blade, Military Green, 4.1-Inch for $10.59 (list price $19.99)

Mountain House 14 Day Emergency Food Supply for $221.36 (list price $275.00)

Timbuk2 Classic Messenger Bag, Black, Medium for $69.99 (list price $99.00)

Moon Lence Ultralight Folding Chairs Heavy Duty Camping Chairs Beach Chairs with Carry Bag for $33.99 (list price $67.99)

Yeti Stainless Steel Tumbler, 30 Oz for $22.80 (list price $69.95)

Flexible Flyer Steel Saucer Sled for $29.99 (list price $39.99)

Packable Daypack – Evecase Lightweight Water Resistant Outdoor Hiking Backpack – Green for $5.99 (list price $29.99)

Klean Kanteen Stainless Steel Bottle with 3.0 Sport Cap for $15.74 (list price $20.95)

Quik Solve Ice Snow Traction Shoe Boot Cleats – No Slip Gripper Spikes Large for $19.99 (list price $24.99)

Bully Tools 92200 Heavy Duty Sidewalk and Ice Scraper with Long Steel Handle for $27.54 (list price $29.72)

MoonCity 3-in-1 Soil Moisture, Light and pH / acidity Meter Plant Tester,Good for Gardener or planter both indoor and outdoors (No Battery needed) for $12.99 (list price $25.99)

Premium Cat Scratcher by GoPets, Wedge Shaped Corrugated Cardboard is Reversible Lasts 2x Longer Includes 1 Pack Catnip, Natural Incline More Ergonomic Than Scratching Post, Cutouts to Hide Toys for $25.00 (list price $45.99)

Landmann 28345 Big Sky Stars and Moons Firepit, Black for $81.00 (list price $95.80)

Callaway Chrome Soft 2016 Golf Balls, White for $36.99 (list price $39.99)

Blue Buffalo BLUE Wilderness Trail Treat Biscuits – Turkey – 10oz for $5.49 (list price $7.99)

Quik Chair Folding Quad Camp Chair – Moss Green for $11.69 (list price $14.99)

Kelty Trail Ridge 6 Tent for $234.22 (list price $399.95)

Rubbermaid Deluxe Tool Tower, Garage Storage, Holds 40 Tools, Black (FG5E2800MICHR) for $35.49 (list price $46.49)

I Go First Aid Kit (85 Pieces) Compact, Lightweight for Emergencies at Home, Outdoors, Car, Camping, Workplace, Hiking and Survival for $13.99 (list price $39.99)

Solar Lights,URPOWER 2-in-1 Waterproof 4 LED Solar Spotlight Adjustable Wall Light Landscape Light Security Lighting Dark Sensing Auto On/Off for Patio Deck Yard Garden Driveway Pool Area(2 Pack) for $27.99 (list price $99.99)

Ultra Bright LED Lantern – Camping Lantern – for Hiking, Emergencies, Hurricanes, Outages, Storms, Camping – Multi Purpose – Black – Divine LEDs for $11.97 (list price $45.55)

Igloo Playmate Elite Cooler for $13.19 (list price $39.95)

Snug Rubber Dog Balls – Tennis Ball Size – Virtually Indestructible (3 Pack) for $9.95 (list price $16.95)

GDEALER 4 Pack Fairy Lights Fairy String Lights Battery Operated Waterproof 8 Modes 50 LED 16.4ft String Lights Copper Wire Firefly Lights Remote Control for DIY Wedding Party Dinner (Warm White) for $19.99 (list price $36.99)

ELECTRONICS

Artlii Fun Projector Mini Home Theater Support 1080P Projector for $45.99 (list price $99.99)

TeckNet 2.4G Nano Wireless Mouse, 5 Buttons (M002) for $8.99 (list price $19.99)

BIRUGEAR Black Anti-Slip DSLR Camera Neoprene Neck/Shoulder Strap for Canon, Nikon, Sony, Panasonic, FujiFilm, Olympus and more Digital SLR Camera for $5.99 (list price $29.99)

Seagate Expansion 1TB Portable External Hard Drive USB 3.0 (STEA1000400) for $54.99 (list price $69.99)

3M Gold Privacy Filter for Widescreen Laptop 14.0″ (GPF14.0W9) for $31.36 (list price $88.95)

Dell Computer Ultrasharp U2415 24.0-Inch Screen LED Monitor for $239.00 (list price $399.99)

Eton Mini Compact AM/FM/Shortwave Radio, Black (NGWMINIB) for $30.60 (list price $44.99)

Microsoft Designer Bluetooth Mouse for $17.99 (list price $29.95)

Esky Solar Hand Crank Self Powered Emergency Radio with LED Flashlight and 1000mAh Power Bank for $19.98 (list price $59.99)

Belkin 3-Outlet SurgePlus Mini Travel Swivel Charger Surge Protector with Dual USB Ports (2.1 AMP / 10 Watt), BST300 for $17.50 (list price $29.99)

Cowin E-7 Active Noise Cancelling Wireless Bluetooth Over-ear Stereo Headphones with Microphone and Volume Control – Black for $69.99 (list price $99.99)

Anker Ultra Slim 4-Port USB 3.0 Data Hub for $9.99 (list price $19.99)

Western Digital RE4-GP WD2003FYPS 2TB Intellipower 64MB Cache SATA 3.0Gb/s 3.5″ (Enterprise Grade) Internal Hard Drive – [Certified Refurbished] w/ 1 Year Warranty for $49.99 (list price $52.88)

ERISAN Updated EZM2+ WiFi Wireless Hdmi Streaming Media Dongle Device – Support DLNA & Miracast & Aircast for Android Smartphone/Tablet, iPhone/iPad, Windows, ERISAN Projectors, HDTV for $24.99 (list price $39.99)

SanDisk Connect Wireless Stick 64GB, Wireless Flash Drive for Smartphones, Tablets and Computers (SDWS4-064G-G46) for $29.99 (list price $36.99)

WD 4TB My Book Desktop External Hard Drive – USB 3.0 – WDBBGB0040HBK-NESN for $116.19 (list price $179.99)

TOOLS

DEWALT DC970K-2 18-Volt Compact Drill/Driver Kit for $89.00 (list price $99.00)

Cartman Booster Cables in Carry Bag, 6 Gauge 16 Feet Jump Cable with UL listed for $16.19 (list price $29.99)

TEKTON 30812 Double-Faced Soft Mallet, 35 mm for $7.78 (list price $11.95)

Morakniv Companion Fixed Blade Outdoor Knife with Carbon Steel Blade, Military Green, 4.1-Inch for $10.59 (list price $19.99)

Anker LC40 LED Flashlight, Pocket-Sized LED Torch, Super Bright 400 Lumens CREE LED, IP65 Water Resistant, 3 Modes High/Low/Strobe for Indoors and Outdoors (Camping, Hiking, Cycling and Emergency Use) for $9.99 (list price $19.99)

Meguiar’s Supreme Shine Microfiber Cloths (Pack of 3) for $5.97 (list price $10.09)

Captink T6 Outdoor waterproof tactical flashlight,Adjustable Focus Torch, 5 Modes,CREE Led Flashlights for $13.99 (list price $27.99)

Stanley 45-912 8 Inch X 12 Inch Steel Carpenter’s Square for $2.99 (list price $8.92)

IRWIN VISE-GRIP Wire Stripper/Cutter/Crimper, 7″, 2078317 for $11.99 (list price $16.61)

CH Hanson 03040 Magnetic Stud Finder for $10.24 (list price $12.99)

Rain-X 600001 Windshield Repair Kit for $10.97 (list price $13.99)

Hausbell 7W Ultra Bright Mini LED Flashlight Tactical Flashlight (2 Pack) for $6.99 (list price $10.99)

Premium Knife Sharpening Stone 2 Side Grit 1000/6000 Whetstone | Best Kitchen Knife Sharpener Waterstone | NonSlip Bamboo Base & Angle Guide for $35.99 (list price $59.99)

Black & Decker 15557 Drill Bit Set, 10-Piece for $4.91 (list price $7.59)

Kidde FA110 Multi Purpose Fire Extinguisher 1A10BC, 1 Pack for $19.98 (list price $42.99)

DEWALT DW2166 45-Piece Screwdriving Set with Tough Case for $9.55 (list price $41.80)

LED Emergency Roadside Flashing Flares Safety Strobe Light – Road Warning Beacon (Solid/Strobe/Flashlight), Magnetic Base, Detachable Stand, Storage Case (2 Cases = 4 PCS, Battery Not Included) for $41.99 (list price $49.99)

Stanley Tr110 Heavy Duty Steel Stapler for $12.45 (list price $22.90)

1byone Easy Chime Plug-in Wireless Doorbell Operating at 500 feet, CD Quality Sound and LED Flash, 36 Melodies to Choose, White for $10.00 (list price $20.99)

Hyperikon PAR38 LED Bulb, 14W (100W equivalent), 1220lm, 3000K (Soft White Glow), CRI 90+, Flood Light, Medium Base (E26), Dimmable, Energy Star, Pack of 4 for $38.80 (list price $59.80)

Suaoki 28 LED Solar Lights Super Bright Outdoor Motion Sensor Lighting with Dim/Bright Lighting Mode Auto On/Off Weatherproof for Garden Backyard Patio Fencing Pathway Deck (Black) for $19.99 (list price $38.99)

Stanley 51-163 16-Ounce FatMax Xtreme AntiVibe Rip Claw Nailing Hammer for $19.34 (list price $31.50)

Meguiar’s G13616 Quik Interior Detailer Cleaner – 16 oz. for $4.97 (list price $7.59)

Weiman Leather Cleaner & Conditioner – Gentle Formula Cleans, Conditions and Restores Leather and Vinyl Surfaces – UV Protectants Help Prevent Cracking or Fading of Leather Sofas, Car Interiors, Shoes, Purses and More – 12 fl. oz. for $4.19 (list price $6.60)


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