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Dog walking is more than just exercise and picking up after your pet. The people who walk your pup are masters at multitasking: while holding a bunch of leashes, they maneuver multiple dogs around a city block or park, checking for danger and making sure the dogs are having a good time. Check out these insights for a glimpse into the lives of professional dog walkers, who routinely deal with everything from canine clothing to random dogs suddenly befriending them.
Dog walkers need their hands free to hold leashes, open doors, and sometimes control a pack of dogs. That means their tools need to be readily accessible, and a fanny pack is often their tool belt of choice. The gear stashed inside usually includes keys, a phone, plastic bags, extra leashes, treats, collapsible water bowls, and citronella spray (to deter coyotes or aggressive stray dogs).
Although most dog walkers pick up your dog for a walk, some are more properly referred to as dog drivers. “People call me a dog walker, but because I’m in Los Angeles, I’m really a dog chauffeur,” says Chris Franciosa, the owner of dog walking and pet care company Weezie’s Walkies. “I pick up dogs all over the Westside, drive them to an amazing dog park, and let them frolic and socialize and have a ball.”
Law student Rachel Russell worked as a dog walker in Brooklyn before starting law school. “Many creative people (writers and actors) have day jobs as dog walkers,” she tells mental_floss. Because of the flexible hours and potentially temporary nature of the job, dog walking appeals to creative types who have an irregular schedule or regularly audition for gigs.
“People are usually surprised to hear that dog-walking can be a full-time job that one can make a good living doing,” Christine Neely, the owner of San Diego’s Have a Ball Pet Sitting & Dog Walking, says. Although not all dog walkers are able to earn enough income to make it their full-time job, many dog walkers in larger metropolitan areas can make it work. “I make a living, support my family of four, and even bought a house in Los Angeles while putting my wife through graduate school,” Franciosa says.
Although dog walkers have big responsibilities, some clients see them more as friends than employees. “People will sometimes try to get away with not paying their dog walkers, viewing the dog walkers as their friends,” Russell says. It should go without saying, but even if your dog walker clearly loves their job and your dog, they need to earn money just like any other worker, so don’t stiff them.
Because dog walkers spend time with your dog on a daily basis, they can quickly spot unusual behaviors. Jordan Kaplan, the owner of New York City’s Petaholics, explains to mental_floss that dog walkers may be the first to spot ticks, rashes, or unusual spots on a dog. “Often we see things before their parents do. Diarrhea is common, whether they ate something or picked up something,” Kaplan says. And if your dog develops a limp that slowly gets worse or has difficulty urinating, your dog walker can tell you and suggest that you bring your dog to a veterinarian.
Some dog owners have specific sartorial requirements for their dogs, depending on the weather or the season. Before taking these dogs on a walk, dog walkers may have to spend extra time fitting four little boots onto a dog’s paws or maneuvering a doggie sweater onto a pooch. It can be time-consuming, but the results are usually pretty cute.
“The amount of trust given to dog walkers is impressive: you’re giving a stranger your key and entrusting them with your beloved pet,” Russell says. Dog owners entrust dog walkers with their pet’s health, safety, and security, which is already a lot of responsibility. Additionally, most dog walkers keep a copy of their clients’ house keys so they can pick up and drop off each dog at home. That’s a lot of trust, and dog walkers know (and appreciate) it.
According to Kaplan, most dog walkers will work with any breed, but some petite dog walkers ask for smaller breeds so they don’t have to handle a dog that’s larger than they are.
But size isn’t the only thing that matters. Dog trainer Ted Terroux tells Care.com that dog walkers should consider how their temperament meshes with certain dog breeds. “Some breeds tend to be territorial and some are predatory, while others are adventurous or independent,” he says. A laid-back, passive person might not be best suited to walk an aggressive guard dog, for example.
One dog walker in San Francisco reveals that dogs often approach dog walkers when they’re off-duty, treating them as if they’re another dog. Whether these dogs are responding to scent on the dog walker’s clothing or intuitively sense the presence of a dog lover, most dog walkers don’t mind being one of the pack.
You might have a ton of photos of your dog stored on your phone, but your dog walker most likely has some too. When they’re out and about with your dog, some dog walkers can’t resist the urge to take a selfie with your pup. As dog walker Nicole Zalat writes, dog walkers enjoy sharing photos of their day with their friends and family: “Your dog gave me a high five? Shared … I love walking your dog, and I love telling everyone about her.”
Dog walkers are always on alert for potential dangers—coyotes, stray dogs, or kids who might run up and startle their charges. Good dog walkers are also highly attuned to canine body language and can tell when a dog is frightened or ready to bite. When something goes awry, they know to walk quickly to the other side of the street or distract their dogs.
Most dog walkers truly love animals, and they care very much about your dog’s quality of life. Dog walkers may sing to your dog, hug and kiss it, or call it special nicknames. Frankly, dog walkers may even enjoy spending time with your dog as much as you do.
All photos via iStock.
October 13, 2016 – 12:00pm
As a recurring feature, our team combs the Web and shares some amazing Amazon deals we’ve turned up. Here’s what caught our eye today, October 13.
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Planet of the Apes 8-Film Bundle [Blu-ray] for $39.99 (list price $99.99)
(Certified Refurbished) Amazon Fire TV (Previous Generation – 1st) for $79.99 (list price $94.00)
Koss Multimedia Stereo Headphone with USB Plug (SB45 USB-178203) for $27.47 (list price $49.99)
CyberPower CPU3RTAKT 2.5′ Apple Certified Retractable Cable Kit, Black for $7.97 (list price $14.95)
Etekcity Digital Voice Recorder & MP3 Music Player 8GB Pocket Rechargeable Dictaphone for $38.95 (list price $99.99)
iSmartAlarm Spot HD Video Camera, White for $89.99 (list price $99.99)
HooToo Ultra Slim 4-port USB 3.0 Hub for $11.19 (list price $19.99)
Scotch-Brite Quick Clean Griddle Cleaning System Starter Kit 710 for $47.99 (list price $97.27)
Cuisinart GR-4NR 5-in-1 Griddler, Silver, Red Dials for $70.70 (list price $185.00)
Danby DAR017A2BDD Compact All Refrigerator, 1.7 Cubic Feet, Black for $99.00 (list price $129.00)
Sistema To Go Collection Salt and Pepper Shakers, Assorted Colors, Set of 2 for (list price $5.99)
Good Cooking Chocolate Melting Pots Parent for (list price )
Houdini Expandable Wine Rack for $10.99 (list price $13.00)
Cook N Home 2482 High Stockpot with Lid, 13 quart, Stainless Steel for $49.99 (list price $39.99)
Simple Chef SC-FVSPLZR Vegetable Spiralizer for $24.95 (list price $69.99)
Watermelon Slicer with Bonus Quick Fruit Chiller Bowl for $10.05 (list price $13.40)
Brita Advanced Replacement Water Filter for Pitchers, 3 Count for $13.78 (list price $29.89)
Chef Vinny Classic King Size 6 Ice Cube Tray for $5.99 (list price $7.99)
Whynter BWR-33SD 33 Bottle Built-In Wine Refrigerator for $420.99 (list price $1,032.00)
Cook N Home 15-Piece Cutlery Set with Storage Block for $21.89 (list price $24.89)
IMUSA USA A120-22181T 8-Piece Espresso Coffee Cup Set, Yellow for $13.93
Oster TSSTTR6330-NP 4 Slice Long Slot Toaster, Stainless Steel for $37.99 (list price $59.99)
SUNYIK Rainbow Flame Aura Titanium Quartz Crystal Cluster Drusy Geode Gemstone Specimen Decoration(1.2″-2.4″) for $13.99 (list price $59.99)
Dyson Home Cleaning Kit for $50.99 (list price $64.00)
Sub-Zero 4204490 Refrigerator Water Filter Replacement for $64.17 (list price $69.58)
First Alert AF400 Tundra Fire Extinguisher Aerosol Spray for $12.99 (list price $19.99)
Kidde FA110 Multi Purpose Fire Extinguisher 1A10BC, 1 Pack for $19.98 (list price $42.99)
SUNART: WHITE & PINK RABBIT PAIR CUP for $31.21
Fire Gone 2NBFG2704 White/Red Fire Extinguisher – 16 oz., (Pack of 2) for $16.65 (list price $19.99)
Kitty Shack – 2 in 1 Tube Cat Mat and Bed, Pet Accessories for $13.80 (list price $24.99)
Rubie’s Pet Costume, Small, Hot Dog for $15.54 (list price $19.99)
Milk-Bone MaroSnacks Dog Treats for All Sizes Dogs, 40-Ounce for $8.59 (list price $11.11)
SmartyKat Skitter Critters Cat Toy Catnip Mice, 3 Pack for $2.03 (list price $3.99)
Fashion’s Talk Cat toys Variety Pack for Kitty 20 pieces for $12.88 (list price $25.86)
Lasko 754200 Ceramic Heater with Adjustable Thermostat for $24.71 (list price $35.99)
Advion Syngenta Cockroach Gel Bait 1 Box(4 Tubes) for $22.55 (list price $31.49)
Brita 10 Cup Everyday BPA Free Water Pitcher with 1 Filter, White for $25.99 (list price $52.99)
OXO Good Grips Bottle Brush for $4.99
Snap-E Mouse Trap-6 Pack for $11.78
Kids Colorful 5 Piece Folding Table and Chair Set for $53.19 (list price $115.00)
Nantucket Table with Bench and chairs for $101.91 (list price $151.22)
Swiffer Sweeper Wet Mopping Cloth Refill – Open Window Fresh – 24 ct for $12.65
AmazonBasics Microfiber Sheet Set – Twin Extra-Long, Gingham Plaid for $4.05 (list price $13.99)
Rogaine Men’s Extra Strength Solution, 2 Oz. (Pack of 3) for $39.99 (list price $52.99)
Hairgenics Pronexa Hair Growth Supplement, 90 Tablets for $39.99 (list price $67.99)
Elizavecca Milky Piggy Carbonated Bubble Clay Mask for $9.46 (list price $9.80)
Aveeno Baby Daily Bathtime Solutions Gift Set for $15.79 (list price $15.99)
Aveeno Daily Moisturizing Body Wash, 18 Fl. Oz for $12.49 (list price $8.00)
Colgate Extra Clean Toothbrush, Full Head, Medium, 6 Count for $4.95 (list price $7.00)
E.l.f. Hydrating Face Primer, 0.47 Fluid Ounce for $5.40 (list price $6.00)
Revlon RV544 Perfect Heat Fast Dry Speed Hair Dryer for $21.99 (list price $24.99)
Neutrogena Healthy Skin Anti-Wrinkle Cream Night, 1.4 Oz for $12.47 (list price $19.47)
Dove Purely Pampering Beauty Bar, Coconut Milk 4 Ounce, 6 Bar for $6.88 (list price $10.59)
HP 131A (CF210A) Black Original LaserJet Toner Cartridge for Too low to display (list price $66.99)
Epson Perfection V39 photo Scanner for $69.99 (list price $99.99)
HP G8X92AA LA Prime v2 Graphing Calculator for $135.99 (list price $149.99)
ALEX Toys Artist Studio Artist Drawing Set for $13.30 (list price $18.99)
Pyramid 5000 Auto Totaling Time Clock – Made in the Usa for $289.88 (list price $599.00)
Silhouette Cameo — Starter Bundle for $203.99 (list price $344.95)
Sakura 30062 6-Piece Pigma Micron Ink Pen Set, Black for $8.85
Heartybay 10Pieces Round Pointed Tip Nylon Hair Brush Set, Blue for $6.89 (list price $16.99)
Pro Art 18-Piece Sketch/Draw Pencil Set for $6.62 (list price $9.95)
Perler Beads 6,000 Count Bucket-Multi Mix for $6.84 (list price $10.69)
LolliZ Gel Pens 48 Gel Pen Tray Set for $9.99
Cricut Tools Craft Basic Set for $15.79 (list price $24.99)
Artist’s Choice 120-Pack Colored Pencils for $19.99 (list price $49.99)
Tippmann Cronus Tactical Paintball Gun 3Skull Mega Set – Olive for $174.00 (list price $179.99)
BLACK+DECKER LST540B Brushless String Trimmer Bare Tool, 40-volt for $69.58 (list price $129.99)
BLACK+DECKER LSW36B 40V MAX Lithium Sweeper for $46.90 (list price $84.99)
Sun Joe iON8PS 40-volt Cordless Chain Saw, 8-Inch, 4-Amp for $159.99 (list price $249.99)
Pogo BPA-Free Plastic Water Bottle with Chug Lid, 32 oz. for (list price $5.84)
Coolest Cooler in Classic Orange for $199.95 (list price $399.99)
GMC Denali Road Bike, 700c, Black/Green, Large/63.5cm Frame for $224.79 (list price $287.49)
Wahoo ANT+ Bike Case for iPhone 3G, 3GS, 4, 4S for $15.74 (list price $119.99)
Pewi Ybike Ride On Toy and Walking Buddy (Red) for $43.99 (list price $64.99)
Scotts S20510 20-volt SYNC Lithium-Ion Cordless Chainsaw, 10-Inch for $107.15 (list price $139.00)
(Single) Solid Cast Iron Kettlebell (5 Lb) for $15.00
Suisse Sport Adventurer Sleeping Bag – Left Zip for $36.95 (list price $99.99)
Furby Connect (Pink) for $86.96 (list price $99.99)
Furby Boom Plush Toy (Holiday Sweater Edition) for $63.90 (list price $64.99)
Sabrent Aluminum USB External 3D Stereo Sound Adapter for Windows and Mac. Plug and play No drivers Needed. [Black] (AU-DDAB) for $9.99 (list price $22.99)
BitFenix Case Fan Cooling BFF-SXTR-12025K-RP for $17.16
iSmartAlarm iSA5 Deluxe Package, White for $195.34 (list price $249.95)
CyberPower GT600L 6 Outlet Grounded Wall Tap with LED Guide Light for $4.45 (list price $5.95)
Silicon Power 64GB USB 3.0 J06 Jewel Flash Drive, Deep Blue (SP064GBUF3J06V1DNE) for $19.66 (list price $23.13)
Verbatim 25GB 6x Blu-ray Single-Layer Recordable Disc BD-R LTH Low to High, 40 Disc Spindle FFP 97707 for $22.52(list price $34.49)
C2G 54170 USB 3.0 A Male to A Male Cable, Black (1 Meter/3.2 Feet) for $3.99 (list price $9.99)
CyberPower GT600P 6 Outlet Swivel Grounded Wall Tap for $8.45 (list price $9.95)
BitFenix Tower Case BFC-COM-100-KKWS1-RP Black for $52.76 (list price $75.10)
iHome Classic Corded Quiet Touch Slim Full Size USB Desktop Keyboard for $8.97 (list price $12.99)
Oria 58 in 1 Magnetic Screwdriver Kit with 54 Bits for $14.99 (list price $29.99)
Black & Decker WP900 6-Inch Random Orbit Waxer/Polisher for $29.97 (list price $68.84)
Amprobe BAT-250 Battery Tester for $6.53 (list price $7.26)
Nest Protect smoke & carbon monoxide alarm, Battery (2nd gen) for $99.00
DEWALT DCD710S2 12-Volt Max 3/8-Inch Drill Driver Kit for $119.00 (list price $168.00)
Starrett 505P-7 Miter Saw Protractor for $24.50 (list price $55.73)
Stanley 68-010 Multibit Ratcheting Screwdriver with 10 Assorted Bits for $8.38 (list price $20.12)
Workpro Quick Change Folding Utility Knife for $8.99 (list price $16.00)
IRWIN VISE-GRIP Adjustable Wrench Set, 4 Piece, 2078706 for $53.75 (list price $78.21)
DEWALT DWHT62513 10 Piece Screwdriver Set for $20.75 (list price $24.99)
DEWALT DW1587 6 Bit 3/8-Inch to 1-Inch Spade Drill Bit Assortment for $10.94 (list price $19.28)
DEWALT DW2153 IMPACT READY Accessory Set, 34-Piece for $14.99 (list price $32.10)
Craftsman 100 Piece drilling and driving kit for $22.40 (list price $29.99)
Gorilla Epoxy, .85 oz., Clear for $5.47 (list price $6.25)
STANLEY STMT73795 Mixed Tool Set, 210-Piece for $99.00 (list price $132.01)
BDF S05 Window Film One Way Mirror Silver 5 (36in X 12ft) for $24.90 (list price $32.90)
Stanley 94-248 65-Piece Homeowner’s Tool Kit for $37.99 (list price $73.26)
Shop-Vac 5986000 5-Gallon 4.5 Peak HP Stainless Steel Wet Dry Vacuum for $62.99 (list price $107.95)
WEN 2305 Rotary Tool Kit with Flex Shaft for $29.99 (list price $69.99)
BLACK+DECKER LDX120PK 20-Volt MAX Lithium-Ion Drill and Project Kit for $72.79 (list price $169.99)
October 13, 2016 – 2:37pm
Often, the border between West and East Berlin used to pass directly to homes. So, in most cases, the entrance was on the eastern side, and the windows looked out to the West. When building of the Berlin Wall started, many residents used to jump from the windows to the street, where they were caught […]
If the news cycle has got you down, we’ve got some good news: Someday, we’ll all be dead and gone and none of this will matter. If that sentence was actually comforting for you, you’re going to love artist Agelio Batle’s “Ash Dancer,” a full-size graphite skeleton that gradually vanishes like the point of a person-shaped pencil.
The San Francisco-based artist works in all kinds of media, from sculpture and painting to installation and performance art. He describes “Ash Dancer” as a form of “material investigative work,” partially inspired by his love of science and nature.
Batle’s choice of graphite as a medium is doubly significant. Graphite is best known as the stuff of pencil “lead,” and indeed many of the drawings accompanying “Ash Dancer” on display at the Jack Fischer Gallery in San Francisco were done in graphite. But the mineral is also a part of the planet, naturally occurring in igneous and metamorphic rocks. In an ashes-to-ashes, dust-to-dust path, Batle’s graphite was removed from the earth only to take the shape of disintegrating human remains.
And the skeleton will disintegrate; Batle’s made sure of it. “Ash Dancer” will be hung just above a moving, paper-covered table. As the graphite bones bump against the table, the soft mineral will transfer to the paper, dissolving the body even as it creates a visual record of its own demise.
The skeleton is not Batle’s first work in graphite. Previous projects have included ephemeral feathers, hands, leaves, and animals, some of which are available in his online shop.
“Ash Dancer” will be on display at the Jack Fischer Gallery in San Francisco from November 5 to December 29, 2016.
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October 13, 2016 – 11:30am
In 1962 astronaut Scott Carpenter spent a total of 28 days below the surface of the Pacific Ocean, close to the La Jolla, CA coast, in the SEALAB II experimental underwater habitat. This was a world record and quite a feat considering the dangers of saturation diving. Congratulations were clearly in order and the consummate […]
The Nobel Prize’s literature committee went with a far left field candidate this year: musician Bob Dylan. The singer-songwriter is receiving world literature’s highest prize for “having created new poetic expressions within the great American song tradition,” according to this morning’s announcement, as reported by The New York Times.
Dylan has been floated as a potential candidate for the prize for years, but his chances have been seen as quite low, considering that it typically goes to more traditional members of the literary world, like novelists or poets, with the occasional nonfiction writer thrown in. The prize going to Dylan seemed so unlikely that in 2015, The New Republic’s Alex Shephard declared: “If Bob Dylan wins, I will eat my copy of Blood on the Tracks.” Some of this year’s more favored candidates included writers Don DeLillo and Haruki Murakami.
Widely considered the greatest songwriter in the English language, Dylan, who is still touring at 75, is the first American to win the literature prize since Toni Morrison in 1993. He’s only the 14th American to win since the prize’s inception. The prodigious artist published a book of prose poetry, Tarantula, in 1971, in addition to several books of drawings and paintings. Dylan received a special citation from the Pulitzer Prize in 2008 for his contributions to music.
The Nobel Prize in Literature is the last of the Nobels to be awarded; the scientific awards were announced last week, as was the Nobel Peace Prize. The economics prize was announced earlier this week. The awards ceremony takes place annually on December 10, the anniversary of Alfred Nobel’s death in 1896.
[h/t The New York Times]
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October 13, 2016 – 11:15am
Egypt placed a ban on all the movies Marilyn Monroe appeared in, after she married Arthur Miller and converted to Judaism. However, Egypt lifted the ban in 1961, after the divorce was finalized. Since then, Monroe described herself as a “Jewish atheist”.
Walmart permits RV parking on their store lots as they are able and the price is free for overnight parking. In some states Walmart puts up clearance bars so people can’t pull their rv’s or tractor/trailers into the parking lot. In FL, there is an increase in no overnight parking signs at Walmart as well […]