Italian opera singer Andrea Bocelli convinced his hometwon in 2006 to build a theater where only one concert is given a year (by him). The theater stays silent the rest of the year.
Classical “angels” are the lowest tier of God’s servants in traditional Christian Angelology. There are actually nine angelic orders, each with distinct responsibilities. The highest orders appear as firey beings with six wings, four-faced creatures covered in eyes, and chariot wheels.
The pandemic we’re currently living through most likely affected you one of two ways.
If you lean towards being an introvert, then it didn’t really affect you THAT much and you’re pretty much going about your business as usual.
If you are NOT an introvert, then this shutdown and quarantine has probably been kind of a nightmare and you’re itching to get the heck out of your house.
The people who will identify with these memes definitely belong in the first category above, because they speak to the heart of what it really means to be living that introvert life.
So if that describes you, then sit back and get lost in these memes that might seem like they were made just for you.
1. No small talk.
2. I’m not sure how I feel about this.
But it’s not great.
3. My new best friend!
The best Uber ride of all time.
4. That depends…
This is usually never a good thing.
5. Avoid at all costs.
No one will get near you.
6. Sorry, it’s an emergency.
Time to flee!
7. I’m now a hero.
And you’re welcome.
8. Just checking in.
Now it’s back to my room.
9. Can we end this conversation?
I can’t take it anymore!
10. The secret to life.
Feel free to use it!
11. No changes here.
Are you seeing a pattern?
12. Now what do you do?
Think, man, THINK!
13. And…I won’t be joining you.
Sorry, not gonna happen.
Now we want to hear from you!
Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
Talk to us in the comments and tell us a little bit about yourselves. Thanks!
We still all need to wear masks for the time being, so we don’t even want to hear any grief, okay?
And, in the meantime, why don’t we have some fun with it?!?!
Well, we’re all in luck. Because there’s an Instagram account called “Subway Creatures” that features, among other things, the really ridiculous masks (and things that pass for masks) that folks wear on the subway.
And, as you can imagine, the whole thing is pretty absurd. So let’s take a look and enjoy!
Be sure to click the arrows on the posts that have them so you can see even more hilarious masks.
1. There goes Mr. Pumpkinhead.
Well, we are in the Halloween season.
2. Michael Myers is on the subway.
This would probably be a little bit creepy.
3. Can anyone please explain this to me?
I AM SO SCARED.
4. That’s very interesting.
But do what you gotta do.
5. You don’t see that every day.
This is the stuff of nightmares.
6. You did your best.
But you still look pretty ridiculous.
7. Well, that is pretty scary.
You might have to run for it.
8. Sir…you…never mind.
He must have been in a big hurry.
9. No one’s getting near this person.
Stay at least 6 feet away from this horrifying clown.
10. A mask with a message.
I hope someone wakes her up.
11. This is very clever.
Was that previously the top of a salad?
12. That’s one way to do it.
And I think I like it!
How about you?
Have you seen any funny masks?
Or maybe YOU’VE being wearing a funny or weird mask?
If so, please talk to us in the comments and share some photos! Thanks!
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I sure could use a laugh right about now…
How about you?
It’s been a long week, a long month, and a LONG YEAR. And most of it has been bad, if we’re being totally honest about it.
But we’re about to cure those blues right this instant with some hilarious, random memes.
Are you ready for this? Let’s enjoy these together!
1. Hmmm. That’s not a good sign.
Keep trying though! You never know…
2. What’s with all the dumb questions?
Do I get the job, or not?
3. This brings back some good memories.
Thanks again, Dad!
4. What the hell?!?!
Please don’t let this be true.
5. Don’t kick the bucket, Gramps!
Well, that would be a shame.
6. People said “bruh” all the time back then.
Did you know that? Well, now you do!
7. Bugs are not always good.
And here’s the proof.
8. That is absolutely terrifying.
Back to your room! And lock your door!
9. Zinger! Good one, Dad!
She’s probably heard that one before. Many times.
10. What’s that smell?
Where have you been? Who were you with?!?!
11. It’s not very comfortable, is it?
Scratchin’ for days.
12. They’re praying you get a girlfriend.
So don’t blow it. Again.
13. You must be a genius.
Hold your head up high, sir!
Okay, now it’s your turn!
Have you seen any really funny memes, tweets, jokes, or photos on social media lately?
If so, please share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!
What’s the most embarrassed you’ve ever been? I’m talking about your whole life here…
Go ahead and think about it, I’ll wait…
Whatever answer you came up with in your head, I have a feeling that it’s probably not as bad as the humiliation that these folks felt after these epically awkward encounters.
Hey, sometimes in life, you just get humiliated and there’s nothing you can really do about it…
Let’s get to the stories that might make you cringe.
1. I don’t think you’ll recover from this, either.
What were you thinking???
SCREAMING, just hugged my dentist thinking he was going in for one but really he was just taking off my dental bib. Don't think I can ever recover from this
— Emma 420k (@ILoveSkypeSex) January 8, 2018
2. That was a mistake.
And I’m sorry you had to see that.
So they changed my gate in my layover and I ask the employee what the gate changed too. I showed her my screenshotted ticket and she looked at me strange and just ask me where I was going. I told her and then looked at my phone to realize I was actually showing her this pic.twitter.com/ZvfqV4p4yn
— she's incredible math (@TheRavenousDyke) December 29, 2017
3. Maybe DON’T hug it out.
It’s just best to mind your own business.
tonight I walked past a couple fighting on the street corner and my tipsy ass yelled “just hug it out” and the girl replies “you wouldn’t be just hugging it out if your sister was due in 5 months with your bfs baby now would you becky” and I OOP
— keepin up wit Raquel (@Raquelhinkson) June 23, 2019
4. Oh, boy…that’s pretty humiliating.
Also, how did you make this epic mistake?
I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I asked if I could pet it but it was actually a muffin so I'm on my way to jump of a cliff now
— Hannah Durant (@hdurant) April 18, 2017
5. Hold me for a second.
And never let me go…
Meant to say “hold on for a second” and “give me a minute” to a customer and it came out as “hold me for a second” what a monday
— Lucas (@leelucascarrie) August 26, 2019
6. Well, you can’t go back into that building.
It’s all over now…
i got into the elevator at my office today with a guy who i don't know and we both reached for the same button so i said "floor buddies" and he didn't respond so i am seeking employment elsewhere. let me know of any jobs please
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) January 11, 2018
7. That happens to be a cutting board.
Just so you know…
went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter pic.twitter.com/tVirXyEOS1
— Abby Dermody (@abbydermody) October 9, 2018
8. That’s a hard NO.
And that’s also a broken heart. I hope you’re happy…
My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018
9. Go ahead and talk into the mic.
Oh wait, never mind…don’t do that.
jaehwan: 3 years ago a cute guy i worked with wanted to give me a fist bump but i thought he was pretending to hold an invisible microphone so i leaned forward and said hello
jaehwan: i haven't slept since
— incorrect wanna one (@w1tfln) June 6, 2019
10. Are there any Plan Bs left in this town.
On the verge of a breakdown.
I was in Walgreens and a girl screamed out “this my third Walgreens who tf buying up all the plan b’s?!” y’all know I died in there. Like crying tears
— a red slusssshhhh… (@notnice_Jenn) January 1, 2018
11. Ships passing in the night.
Better luck next time!
Me and my man live an hour apart and I just tried to pop up on him and he just tried to pop up on me so now we at each other’s house lookin stupid
— (@SHAYC0LE) August 17, 2018
12. Doh! Sorry for your loss.
Well, how were you supposed to know…?
I work at a bank and this lady came in with a $150,000 check and to make conversation I was like "oh wow I wish I had one of these" then she deadass was like "it's a life insurance check. I would rather have the person." pic.twitter.com/3FXUdPdO88
— maskulla (@MakVest) January 22, 2018
Okay, you know what we’re gonna say next…
In the comments, please tell us about some of your most awkward and humiliating stories!
We promise we won’t laugh too hard! Thanks a lot!
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Do you need some wholesomeness right about now? I’m talking about some content that is so pure and adorable that it will make your heart all warm and fuzzy?
I know I sure do! And one of the most heartwarming things out there, in my humble opinion, is when animals that are completely different species become best friends.
And you can’t disagree with me because you know that it’s true, too!
I grew up in a house with dogs and cats and the times when they would put all their differences aside and enjoy each others’ company always made me feel wonderful…and so do these photos!
So let’s enjoy them together!
1. A horse and a husky.
A match made in Heaven.
2. It’s gonna be okay, buddy.
This is so cute.
3. Cats and rats.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.
4. Wow! I’d like to see a TV show about these two.
Don’t you agree?
5. Only hangin’ with the dogs.
Well, what can you do?
6. A horse and a dog.
And a great friendship.
7. Look very closely.
Hey, how did that happen?
8. Best friends until the end.
I love this so much.
9. Awwww. This is 100% pure.
They don’t know any different.
10. Very unusual…
But extremely adorable!
11. Let’s go see your buddies.
It’s nice when you can catch up with your friends.
Well, that sure was nice, wasn’t it?
Have you seen any other wholesome animal friendships lately?
If so, tell us about them in the comments and share some photos and links with us. Thanks a lot!
If you spend a lot of time around young kids, you quickly realize that their brains work in a totally different way than ours do.
BUT, you also realize that YOU were once the same way back in the day. You asked funny, weird, uncomfortable, and downright strange questions that made adults squirm and scratch their heads.
Hey, all kids do it and now, thanks to social media, we get to read about what weird questions other adults hear on a regular basis from the kiddos around them.
Here are some hilarious examples.
1. That might not taste very good.
But why not give it a shot?!?!
My toddler asked me if we were having moisturizer (he meant mayonnaise) on our burgers tonight.
This kid must have some intense face-cleansing regimen when I'm not looking.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) September 13, 2018
2. Oh boy…let’s have a talk.
OutKast is alive and well.
The other day my 7yo asked me if OutKast was alive (because she’s obsessed w/the idea of musicians dying). She loves “Hey Ya.”
When I told her they were alive and well, she asked:
“Are they OLD?”
— Dara T. Mathis (@TrulyTafakari) February 29, 2020
3. Oh…now it makes sense.
That one took me a minute.
My 3yo asked me if she could shave the window and it took me a couple minutes to figure out that she wanted to use the squeegee.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 4, 2020
4. She’ll be headed to Harvard on a full scholarship.
Last night my 3yo asked, "Does the sun go down here so other people can use it?" I think she's ready for Harvard.
— Toni Hammer (@thetonihammer) March 18, 2016
5. You were being set up!
Good thing you didn’t fall into that trap.
3yo asked me, "Do you like apples?" I ran away w/o replying.
I don't think he's seen Good Will Hunting yet but I'm not taking any chances.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) October 15, 2013
6. No more of that.
He’s banned from picking music for the rest of his life.
My son asked if I had too much booty in my pants so no my husband will never choose the music again
— Vision Boooooored (@VisionBored1) November 19, 2019
7. Well, that takes all the fun out of it.
They depend on you for everything.
My 6yo just asked me for help finding a hiding place for my own Christmas gift, if you want to know how incapable my children are of doing anything by themselves.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) December 22, 2019
8. Almost. But not quite yet.
They sure have it all together!
My 4-year-old asked my 2-year-old if it was time to fight.
2 checked the calendar and said, "No, not yet."
Well, at least they are organized.
— A Bearer Of Dad News (@HomeWithPeanut) June 25, 2020
9. That is depressing.
But a fair question…
My daughter just asked why we say "hang up" the phone and now I feel 90.
— Jason English (@EnglishJason) June 2, 2015
10. I can’t handle this right now.
Go watch TV and we’ll talk about it later.
Child [coming out of bedroom]: Do you think mermaid fingers prune from being in the water for so long?
Me [rubbing temples]: it is way too early for this
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) April 9, 2020
11. You should NOT have asked that question!
And now you are no longer a part of this family.
My 3yo asked what all the ‘cracks’ around my eyes are so I’ve just been to the market and exchanged her for two chickens and a llama
— MumInBits (@MumInBits) January 28, 2020
12. Sort of like littering…
But a little more scandalous.
My daughter asked why parks are closed at dark. I told her it was to stop teens from making bad decisions. She then said "Like littering?"
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) September 9, 2017
13. This is just me.
Take it all in…
One of my students asked why I was wearing my zombie costume when it’s not Halloween yet and I didn’t have the heart to tell her that this is just how I look today
— Vision Boooooored (@VisionBored1) September 25, 2020
Now we want to hear from you!
What kind of hilarious and ridiculous things do your kids say to you?
Tell us all about it in the comments. Thanks!
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My name is Matt and I’m a meme-aholic.
I know it sounds kind of silly, but it’s the truth. I just can’t get enough of hilarious memes that seem to instantly put me in a good mood.
What can I say, it’s how I live my life…
And I think you’re probably on the same wavelength as me, because you’re here too about to get your laugh on!
So let’s check out these funny memes that will make us all feel a little bit better.
1. This is all you’re gonna need.
Trust me on this one.
2. You’re really gonna be embarrassed about this one!
You picked the wrong goat!
3. This is not gonna be a fun night.
Isn’t this just the worst?!?!
4. Oh, thanks a lot.
A nice and easy password for you to remember.
5. Wow! Didn’t see that coming.
They’ve really upped their game, huh?
6. That is exactly what happened here.
Thoughts on this outcome?
7. This is pretty much it.
Work and sleep. Work and sleep. Repeat.
8. I really am ducking mad right now.
And I’m gonna let you know about it!
9. Oh, it exists…
It’s quite intense.
10. Whoa! I didn’t know that!
You learn something new every day.
11. Your mind is now blown.
Just let that sink in.
12. It tends to sneak up on you.
Don’t do that to me!
13. Please don’t make that joke anymore.
You’re really hurting my feelings.
Okay, now it’s YOUR turn to make US laugh.
In the comments, share some funny stuff with us that you think will make us chuckle.
We want jokes, memes, tweets, photos, stories, anything that will bring the laughter.
Please and thank you!
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