I love Trader Joe’s. But, I have to admit that I don’t go nearly as much as I should. The nearest one to me isn’t very far at all, but it’s in a sort of weird complex and the parking there is a total nightmare.
I wanted to go about a week ago, but because of the pandemic they’re only letting a certain number of shoppers in at a time and when I drove by, the line to get inside was all the way around the block. Who has time for that?
Not this guy! But I’ll be back…oh, I’ll be back…
Enjoy these tweets!
1. It tends to get very emotional in there.
Meet your new therapist!
Me:
Trader Joe's Cashier:
Me:
Trader Joe's Cashier:
Me:
Trader Joe's Cashier:pic.twitter.com/CglQ46Ulq9— ˗ˏˋ 𝑤𝑟𝑒𝑛 ˊˎ˗ (@wren_needs_rest) March 11, 2019
2. I’m still waiting!
This is totally on point.
name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
— rachel (@bugposting) February 19, 2019
3. That was a bad date…
Sorry about that…
You know you're on a bad date when they all like "Thanks for coming to Trader Joe's!"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 6, 2016
4. I need to see them again!
And maybe get their number?
The cashier at trader joes was so nice to me that when I walked out of the store I thought "should I go back in"
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 30, 2016
5. That’ll show him!
Everyone is in love with their cashiers.
when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 18, 2016
6. They are very delightful people.
Why can’t I be like that…?
I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
7. Yeah, that can get kind of ugly.
Well, what are you gonna do, right?
Trader Joe’s employee discovering you don’t have your own bags pic.twitter.com/bVxNqruwSD
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 28, 2019
8. I need you in my life!
And I want you at my wedding!
I’ve never met a Trader Joe’s cashier who I didn’t want to officiate my wedding
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) April 27, 2019
9. It happens every time!
You know it and I know it.
Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"
— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) July 29, 2019
10. That is HOT.
I bet you woke up covered in sweat.
I had a dream last night that I was flirting with a really hot Trader Joe's cashier and he wrote his number on my tofu
— Sabrina (@sabrinaxo_love) October 4, 2015
11. Hahaha. You know this would happen.
The robber got bag-shamed.
[robbery]
ME: put all the money in a bag!
TRADER JOE'S EMPLOYEE: oh, you don't have your own?— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) May 27, 2016
12. Decisions, decisions…
This is always a tough choice.
Me picking the hottest Trader Joe’s cashier to checkout with pic.twitter.com/L136Hpkz0d
— cayne (@c0mic_sans) June 4, 2019
Anyway, the point is that Trader Joe’s is pretty awesome and it has a sort of cult following not only because of the good deals and good products, but because the employees make you feel so welcome and are some of the friendliest folks around.
Have you ever had a bad experience with a Trader Joe’s employee? Especially in the check-out line? Are you a Trader Joe’s fan? Or maybe you’re even a Trader Joe’s FANATIC?
Sound off in the comments and tell us what you love so much about this one-of-a-kind grocery store.
We can’t wait to hear from you!
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