Enjoy These Times When People Tweeted Something Just Right

If you didn’t read these 11 tweets before now… what have you been doing with your life?

I don’t mean to brag, but I’ve only shared 11 here…. but I’ve got probably 1,000 of these things in my meme pocket. And I could pull out more and spread them around, but for right now… this is all you get. These 11. So you better make them last.

Don’t say you weren’t warned!

1. Sounds like DA to me!

These meetings can get INTENSE!

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2. Megan has a point…

Why is the coral disappearing if it’s so smart, huh?

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3. Well, that’s just pigeons being pigeons

Let them walk if they want. Flying is hard.

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4. Sounds exactly like what I would say

Talk more clearly next time!

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5. Just lay there.

It’ll all be over soon.

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6. Literal horse is literal

Literally hilarious, I mean! 😉

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7. It’s not too much to ask!

In fact, you should demand it. From whom, I do not know…

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8. And everybody had a great laugh.

Seriously, you should do this. It’ll work.

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9. This one is a slow burn…

… but it’s worth it.

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10. Now THAT is some research.

Is 540 bad or…???

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11. This would make my decade.

Maybe even my millennium.

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So… are you happy now? Didn’t I tell you that these 11 memes were good?

Yes, that’s all you get today.

Be happy. Don’t cry.

Stop it!

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Tweets That May Very Well Be Perfect

It’s time for 10 tweets that we definitely want to share because, if we don’t, we’re just not being responsible human beings.

And while there’s no objective measure for what constitutes a “perfect” tweet… we’d hazard a guess to say that these come damn close.

Damn close, I say!!!

And away we go!

1. When that day comes… it’s not good.

I need another pair, stat!

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2. What’s rarer than rare?

You probably wouldn’t understand…

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3. I can see this turning out well..

Replace them, you monster!

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4. Oh damn… look at the bad ass!

Mark Magark is probably the funniest name ever.

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5. That’ll do it.

Works every single time.

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6. Why didn’t I think of this?!?

It’s JUST that easy.

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7. To the studio!

Let’s get this situation fixed, now!

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8. Same.

But it’s not a sitcom… it’s Law and Order. Yeah, I’m weird.

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9. This is good advice for anybody at any time.

Do not do this ever.

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10. That’s not how you do it, Ron!

What did the Echo every do to you, huh???

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So, those were the best 10 tweets we could find today. Come back tomorrow when we’re sure to have some more. Maybe. No promises.

But hey, want to help us out? Have some awesome tweets you want to share?

Do that in the comments! Please and thank you!

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15 Memes That Night Shift Workers Will Definitely Relate To

If you’ve ever worked nights, you know how absolutely weird it is. The vast majority of the world is sleeping when you’re hard at work, and ot just seems like you’re out of sync with humanity.

Speaking of out of sync… you like to sleep, yeah? Well, then don’t work overnights!

Because, if you do, your sleep schedule will have to be completely transformed. Some are able to figure this out, but most are left wondering when in the hell are they going to get a better job.

Here are 15 times people who work at night shared their pain and made us feel better about our day lives.

1. Wait… you want me to work both nights AND days?!

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2. Pound that Red Bull, kids!

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3. Go. Away. Now.

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4. Oh man. So much this!

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5. FINALLY!

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6. But why?

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7. I’m fine. Everything’s fine.

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8. One shift to rule them all…

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9. Oh you!

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10. Never thought about it like that, did ya!?

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11. I’m sure it’ll work out… somehow…

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12. What even is time anymore?!

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13. Social life… I needs it! I wants it!

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14. Not so happy hour…

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15. Ohhhhhhh, we gonna have fun!

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I tip my hat to nurses and firefighters and first responders.

They’ve gotta stay alert and awake most times when we don’t.

You have my respect!

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