Memes for Everybody Who Knows All About That Sibling Life

When you look at the stats, you can see that at any given time, the most common number of children for a family to have is actually only one, followed by two, and trailing a bit distantly is three or more.

Which means that if you, like me, grew up with two or more siblings, your experience is actually in the minority, even though the things we’ve seen feel so very universal, and are so aptly expressed in these memes.

15. The attack

Oh now you’ve done it, you’ve unleashed the beast.

Via: The Chive

14. The difference

Gotta smile for the camera.

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13. Oops

He was like this when I found him, I swear.

Via: The Chive

12. The oldest trick in the book

In the era of all-wireless controllers it’s even harder for them to tell.

Via: The Chive

11. Ending the cycle

I am with you in this cause.

Via: The Chive

10. The smug look

I have everything and you have nothing!

Via: The Chive

9. What a twist

Then you learn the trick and perpetuate it on others, that’s how this goes.

Via: The Chive

8. Take a seat

It’s not about comfort, it’s about the principal of the thing.

Via: The Chive

7. The ruse

TV day, here I come.

Via: The Chive

6. What’s mine is mine

We’re not super great at leaning toward equity naturally.

Via: The Chive

5. The switcheroo

You shouldn’t have. No really, you shouldn’t have.

Via: The Chive

4. Mean machine

I ain’t your dad.

3. Brutal

If you let me keep a 60/40 share of the money you can beat the crap out of me, homes.

2. Don’t tell mom

It goes on and on.

1. The look

This too shall pass.

Ah, siblings. Gotta love ’em. GOTTA.

What are your siblings like?

Tell us about them in the comments.

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A Random Twist of Fate Helped This Woman Get Revenge on Her Brother

If you love a good revenge story, you’re in luck!

Because a young woman who has a strained relationship with her twin brother finally got some serious revenge on him and she shared her story on Reddit.

Let’s check it out!

Fate helped me get back at my brother.

“I originally posted this in two parts as it was unfolding on r/relationship_advice, and a couple people told me to post it here. I didn’t know this sub existed but I’m happy it does. So…

My brother (23M, we’re twins) is so mean. He’s constantly doing messed up stuff to me (23F), but the worst thing happened five years ago.

I got my first boyfriend when I was 18 and a senior in high school. I know we were young, but I really really really loved him. We’d been dating for ten months when my brother randomly decided – for literally no reason at all – to make up a story about how he “caught me cheating” and tell it to my boyfriend.

He planned it all out, he came up with details – he made it sound real. And because he’s such a scarily good liar and a master manipulator, my boyfriend believed him. No matter what I said or did to prove it wasn’t true, he believed my brother over me. My brother kept up with his act the entire time and refused to admit he was lying.

At one point I thought I’d finally gotten my boyfriend to believe me, but then he broke up with me a few months later and confessed it was because he was still convinced I’d cheated on him and he couldn’t move past it. He said, “the worst part is that you won’t just tell me the truth” and not to sound dramatic but that still haunts me; I want to cry every time I think about it.

And I still miss him to this day. (Also, I think it’s important to note that my brother has never once apologized ! He’s so insanely mean that he just thinks it’s funny. I even asked him once if he’d consider hitting my ex up and telling him the truth for my peace of mind and he just laughed at me.)

I never got over what my brother did, and I always told myself I was gonna do the exact same thing to him one day. He’s dated several girls since high school, but he’d never been serious enough about any of them for me to consider tricking them.

I knew it wouldn’t hurt him like he hurt me if I just tricked one of his flings or something. But he finally got his first serious girlfriend last year, and after thinking about it for a looong time I decided I was gonna do it.

We live in different places now so I had to do it all online. I used a different method than he did; I contacted his girlfriend pretending to be “the girl he’d been cheating with”. I made up an elaborate detailed story like he did to me and even photoshopped “proof” and stuff.

I made my story even more believable than he made his. And exactly like he did to me, I went as far as denying it even to him because I knew he might use my texts/calls to prove to his girlfriend that it isn’t true. He knew I was behind it, though, solely because the girl I made up doesn’t exist and there’s no one else that would do this. But I kept denying it.

His girlfriend wholeheartedly believed me, and my brother kept calling and texting me and begging me to “give it up” (even though I still wouldn’t admit it was me). He was manipulating me and arguing that it’s “different” because I was younger when he did it to me and my relationship “wasn’t serious”.

But my relationship was serious, and like I said, I still miss my ex. My brother really, really messed me up. I have empathy though (he doesn’t) and I was starting to feel bad for his girlfriend because she’s innocent. I was kind of regretting everything and thinking that maybe I should tell his girlfriend the truth (for her sake, not his).

But then….

His girlfriend asked me a question which led to her admitting that she’s “been suspicious of him for a long time”, so I pried a little bit and encouraged her to look through his phone. She told me she couldn’t because she didn’t know the passcode and he wouldn’t give her access to it.

I guessed a few passcodes I thought it could be and gave them to her under the guise of “seeing it once but not being sure which one I’d seen” (that was kind of dumb but I couldn’t think of anything else to say and she didn’t question it). She got in because it ended up being the same one he’s had since 2012 when our dad got us iPhones and made us use the same passcode. Idiot.

Anyway, low and behold….it turns out my brother actually cheated on her and my set up was the reason she found out. He’s been talking to and hooking up with multiple girls for pretty much the entirety of their relationship.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m not surprised, because he’s a terrible person and cheating seems right up his alley, but I’m shocked at the same time. I literally can’t believe things worked out this perfectly; it feels like a dream or something. The universe loves me.

I hate to revel in his girlfriend’s misery, but I was feeling guilty about her being collateral damage, so I feel like this is the best possible outcome. My lie ended up being the truth – well not exactly but you know what I mean – so I didn’t scar his gf or leave her with permanent damage for no reason.

All my interference did was speed up the process of the truth coming to light. In fact, my brother may have been able to hide his cheating forever if not for me. He probably would’ve just manipulated his gf and/or refused to give her phone access forever. She hasn’t broken up with him and I’m honestly not sure if she will.

Idk how relevant that is but it attests to how manipulative he is. He screws people over all the time but somehow always gets his way anyway. It’s honestly infuriating and scary.

Anyway, I’m still not going to admit to my brother that I’m behind it all, because there’s no point. That would just get me in deeper trouble. I got a comment on my original post that said “deny til you die baby”…and that’s exactly what I’m planning on doing lol.

Life’s crazy.”

Life sure is crazy…and here’s how folks responded on Reddit. And I think it’s pretty unanimous that her brother is a major creep.

This person said that she needs to go further to protect her privacy online.

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Another Reddit user said that she needs to tread very carefully because her brother might try to escalate this situation to an even higher level.

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Another individual stated the obvious: her brother is a real piece of s**t.

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And finally, this person might have hit the nail on the head.

The guy actually sound like a full-blown sociopath.

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Do you have any good revenge stories you’d like to share with us?

If so, please do it in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear them!

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Tweets About the Reality of Having Siblings

If you grew up in a house with a few kids in it, you know what was going on behind those doors.

Alliances were formed, people argued and fought with each other, occasionally a soft drink was thrown in someone’s face during dinner.

It was a great time!

And underneath it all was one simple thing: LOVE. A very complicated and unique kind of love, but yes, it was still love.

Let’s look at some funny tweets about what it’s like to have siblings. And tell us if you think any of this looks familiar…

1. Whose idea was that?

Sounds like a really bad one to me…

2. You’re going to need a lot of strength for this.

Sometimes, you just get pushed to the limit.

3. That was resolved quickly.

It can change just like that.

4. I’m familiar with this.

Don’t forget about the names of the pets, too.

5. Funny how that works.

Wait a second…I think that’s my jacket.

6. Put it all down in your little book.

You’re gonna need the evidence later on.

7. Good thing they’re not yelling at me.

This always felt really good.

8. Drives me nuts!

The trash can is literally two feet away.

9. You better run for it!

If you get caught in there again, you’re gonna be in trouble.

10. She came out of nowhere.

He hit me first!

11. You gotta be on top of this game.

I called Shotgun!

12. Both of these look very familiar…

Say hi to your siblings for us!

Do you have some sibling rivalry going on in your life?

If the answer is YES, tell us some funny stories in the comments.

We can’t wait to hear from you. Thanks!

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Tweets About Having Siblings That Are Spot-On

I grew up in a house with four siblings and let me tell you, it was kind of a madhouse.

People always coming and going, brothers and sisters arguing, parents telling us to shut up…it was very interesting. And I’m still kind of shocked that our parents decided to keep all of us…

And most of the time, despite the activity, it was a lot of fun! And if you grew up with siblings, you know that you’ll always have a unique bond that will last forever.

Let’s check out some funny tweets about the realities of having siblings.

1. A terrible idea.

You might as well just rip that part of the wall out.

2. They’re good at getting you to the extra level.

And that’s NOT GOOD for you.

3. I’m trying to concentrate here!

What the hell is wrong with you!

4. I’m not falling for that one.

I learned my lesson last time.

5. You just don’t know what it was like.

A fun part of growing up!

6. It sure does!

You knew they were never gonna actually do it…probably…

7. That’s amazing.

And I bet you held it over his head that whole time.

8. Use it or lose it.

It’s all a mind game.

9. Go get it yourself.

“You ain’t broke.”

10. Really giving them the business.

Some things never change…

11. It was usually whoever was older.

And I never got over it, either!

How about you?

Do you have siblings?

If so, tell us some funny stories about them in the comments.

Thanks in advance!

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Parents With Multiple Kids: These Funny Tweets Are for You

Parents with more than one kid, we feel your pain, and we want to provide you with some comic relief.

You’ve been putting up with a helluva lot this year and we believe that is our duty to give you a break and make you laugh.

Let me paint a picture for you and you tell me if this sounds familiar: your house has become a war zone, with the kids fighting, which leads to you fighting with your partner, which leads to the entire household becoming a bubbling cauldron that is just waiting to explode!

Does that describe your household?

That’s what I thought!

So take a break from the madness and laugh at some funny tweets!

Let’s go!

1. Isn’t that adorable?

They really love each other!

2. It’s just not the same.

Parents, does this look familiar?

3. Don’t act like you’re shocked.

We know about the old days…

4. That’s a good plan.

But it could backfire…

5. Kids and dieting.

Some of the lessons are interchangeable.

6. Have you read the manual?

It’s all in there!

7. Sometimes, you have to pretend.

But you’re really impressed.

8. Oh, it’s on.

Who will get there first?!?!

9. Not really the same…

But keep telling yourself that…

10. Not looking good.

These kids are pretty smart…

11. A good tip.

Pay attention to this one!

12. Sick burn!

Feel free to use it.

13. This sums it up.

You fight just BECAUSE, okay?

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there who have kids!

How are you holding up? Are you about to lose your marbles during these crazy times?

Talk to us in the comments and let us know what’s up!

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Funny Tweets About Parenting Siblings

As someone who grew up in a house with four siblings, I can only imagine the daily hell that we put our parents through, now that I’m older and a little bit wiser.

There were certain days where all five of us kids were fighting, screaming, and threatening to run away. Good times! And I’m sure that my mom and dad were just delighted to be dealing with that kind of BS after working all day to put a roof over our heads and food on the table.

Mom and dad, I apologize and I’m still trying to make it up to you…and yes, I’m still the best child of the bunch.

Parents with multiple kids, these tweets are for you…enjoy.

1. That’s a long story.

Because we love them more than you…

2. It was an accident!

I swear!

3. Let all of them play.

Gonna need to talk to the city about this.

4. Stop it!

You are crossing the line.

5. Middle child gets it again.

It’s the “Jan Brady” syndrome.

6. It’s all mine now.

But I swear it was an accident.

7. Learn from your mistakes.

I mean…your gifts…

8. Not strange anymore.

Never thought you’d be here, did you?

9. All the small things.

Those can really set them off.

10. You’re just not ready yet.

But keep working at it!

11. Honesty is the best policy.

But still…

12. We’ll find him eventually.

Just don’t worry about it, okay?

13. I cannot tell a lie.

Well, they got you there.

Okay, parents, now we want to hear from YOU.

In the comments, tell us how it’s been going since the lockdown started with your kiddos.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Hilarious Tweets About How Weird Sibling Relationships Really Are

If you have siblings, you know how it goes.

You love them and you’d do anything for them…but they also drive you crazy, you fight with them constantly, and a lot of times you don’t even want to be in the same room as them.

Hey, it’s just the way it works!

I have four siblings and I can say that all of these tweets you’re about to see are 100% accurate.

Let’s get some straight talk about how sibling relationships really work.

1. Very strange…

True love is harsh.

2. Go get it yourself.

Your legs aren’t broken.

3. Funny how it works out that way…

DO NOT TOUCH.

4. I don’t like you right now.

But we all know there’s still love under it all.

5. Just stay away.

But you can count on me.

6. You hurt when they hurt.

But…you don’t want them to be around your stuff.

7. Nobody better touch you.

Or they’ll have to answer to me.

8. No favors. Ever.

But I’m glad you’re here.

9. Just can’t stand it.

Gotta stand up for them. Always.

10. We’re NOT hanging out.

But let me know if you need any real help.

11. No sharing.

Not today. Not ever.

12. Only you.

No one else is allowed to be annoyed by you.

How about you?

How do things work with your brothers and sisters?

Tell us all about it in the comments.

We want to hear the good, the bad, and the ugly!

Thanks!

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Teenager Creates Driveway Drawings to Entertain Little Brother During the Shutdown

Have you been having a hard time keeping your kids entertained during this seemingly never-ending lockdown?

If that’s the case, you might want to look to a 14-year-old girl from Libertyville, Illinois named Macaire Everett for inspiration.

Macaire has been creating unique chalk drawings on her family’s driveway and then her brother “travels” through the art and photos are snapped of the action.

And it all looks like a really great and creative adventure!

Let’s take a look at Macaire’s art.

We think you’ll love it!

1. Be careful on that rope bridge!

Now that looks like an adventure!

2. Spending a little time in Japan.

Get to know the culture!

3. Hot air balloons for as far as the eye can see.

What a sight that would be!

4. Be careful in the ring.

Mess with the bull, you might get the horns.

5. Weeee! That looks like fun!

An amusement park sounds fun right about now.

6. Hold up that tower.

And yes, it’s Pisa, not Pizza, FYI.

7. A rope swing into the water.

Looks like a blast.

8. Sending out a message in a bottle.

I hope he’s not on that island by himself.

9. Living it up in San Francisco!

The city by the bay has a lot to offer.

10. Be careful with that thing!

And don’t get too close!

11. He time travels, too!

Here he is defending the castle.

12. Time to take a dip.

Have a great summer! Hopefully we’ll be back to normal sooner than later.

Aren’t those awesome?

Are you doing anything creative during quarantine?

If so, please tell us all about it in the comments!

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A Woman Asked If She’s Wrong for Wanting Her Infertile Sister to Host Her Baby Shower and People Had Some Thoughts

The subreddit Am I The A**hole has grown in popularity over the past several years, and is a home for every potential jerk out there wanting to know if they done a friend or family member wrong.

In this case, I give you a woman who started casually dating her sister’s ex-fiancee, proceeded to get knocked up, and wants her infertile sister to host the shower.

The sister, for some context, had to go on antidepressants after finding out she would likely never have children, and it’s unclear whether the news precipitated the breakup.

Here’s the original post…

AITA for asking my sister to throw my baby shower party when she is suffering from infertility from AmItheAsshole

Yikes. That’s a lot to unpack.

There’s pretty much nothing redeemable about her entire story, and when her sister told her to go to hell… I just about cheered.

Guess who else did?

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The entire damn internet! That’s who!

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Many people on the thread suspect the post is fake.

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honestly, I really hope they’re right because… yeah. Wow.

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Everyone, though – EVERYONE – thinks she’s the a**hole.

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I mean, you think she’s the asshole too, right?

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Yeah you do.

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But hey… if you don’t, please elaborate in the comments. I want to understand. I really do.

Because this woman is about to have one heck of a hard few years, and she’s got nobody to blame for that but herself.

#truth

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Tweets That Show How Having Siblings Is the Best and Worst Thing Ever

I grew up with a bunch of siblings and I can confirm that “sibling rivalry” is REAL.

They have your back no matter what, but that doesn’t mean they’re not going to make your life a living hell sometimes.

If you have brothers and sisters, you know what I’m talking about.

And so do the people who wrote these tweets.

1. Isn’t this great?!?!

2. This is TRUTH!

3. Thieves everywhere.

4. No motive.

5. Do I know you?

6. It really shows.

7. Isn’t that odd?

8. Entertain me.

9. This is who you’re looking for.

10. I can attest to this.

11. It’s in the past now.

12. That’s mine now.

13. Sounds pretty boring.

14. Run for it!

15. Time to put on a show.

Boy, did that bring back some fond memories of growing up!

What about you?

Tell us about the funny/crazy/ridiculous things you and your siblings got into together in the comments!

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