Since 6 April 2025, the UK has treated fake online reviews as automatically unfair and illegal….
Amazon Reviews That Got Very Personal
Most of us have used Amazon at some point, and that’s because Jeff Bezos knows exactly how to take our money.
But we can fight back against the always-grinning, cash-devouring capitalist cardboard monster known as Jeffy with some snappy, and delightful, personal reviews on the products we purchase from his behemoth of a website.
Let’s check out some of the best examples…
1. Morgan Freeman narrates…
“Ahhh, yes, the mighty man-wolves of Wall street. Fueled on designer drugs and delicious penny stocks. Very beautiful, very powerful.”
2. Math is hard, dude.
2(b) or not 2(b)=?
3. Dammit, Janet.
I can still hear you in my soul.
4. That art degree, tho.
Currently cutting it as a sandwich artist. And blog writer. You want that toasted?
5. A barrel of fun.
Shove that in your Keystone pipeline.
6. Shoulda’ bought the Dutch oven.
But I’m fine with the bag of precooked beans.
7. There’s a joke here.
I’m not the one to make it.
8. One-ply is just as bad.
Whoa, ah hot! Hot, hot, hot. Hothothothot.
9. The geese are dead, Karen.
I SAID THE GEESE ARE DEAD, KAREN!
On a review for down pillows….thanks for the clarification from amazonreviews
10. 10/10 would roll down this hill again.
Only in these pants–and only in every other color.
11. “When was the last time we played Nightcrawlers?”
Only with the good lube, Charlie.
12. Hey, girl.
Nice leg…gings
13. I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready.
Catching some DoodleBob vibes here. Me hoy minoy, amma’ right?
Not sure if this has ever been posted, just found this sub from amazonreviews
14. Certified rotten.
As a friend and influencer.
15. Swing away.
I know a fairy that would pay for a swing or two with that for a handful of change.
Reviews are important because they give a company or service an accurate and firsthand account of their product or service, so don’t ever stop with the accurate accounts of such things. If you know what I mean.
Do you have a funny review story, tell us about it in the comments!
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Check Out These Very Weird Product Reviews
It amazes me when people leave really ridiculous reviews on all kinds of products and businesses.
Especially when they’ve never even used it/been there before…
Bottom line: people have way too much time on their hands.
1. Mixed messages.
Review for a pair of shoes online, still not sure if I should get them from oldpeoplefacebook
2. Three very good ones.
3. They’ll get right on that.
Lady trying to cancel her account through a review. from oldpeoplefacebook
4. Thanks for your input.
5. Very thorough.
I found this whilst looking at reviews for a bed website. from oldpeoplefacebook
6. Fantasting!
I rate this place 1 star, it was fantasting. from oldpeoplefacebook
7. …but decided to write a review anyway.
8. Kathleen really nailed it.
Thanks Kathleen. You’ve been very helpful. from oldpeoplefacebook
9. Fryer review.
10. Thanks, MawMaw.
My grandmother‘s review on my sister’s LinkedIn from oldpeoplefacebook
11. Whoops.
On a review of an eye doctor’s office from oldpeoplefacebook
12. Reviewed a prison…
Grandma Patsy reviews prison on Google from oldpeoplefacebook
13. Totally neutral.
(Google) My 1-star rating is absolutely neutral from oldpeoplefacebook
14. Not gonna do this anymore!
15. These are wonderful, especially the last one.
These 1-Star Reviews for a Theme Park from oldpeoplefacebook
People continue to amaze me!
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Amazon Customers Really Poured Their Heart and Soul into These Reviews
Really great online reviews, whether it’s Yelp, Amazon, etc., are very difficult to find. That’s because they’re very few and far between. But once in a while, you stumble upon some real works of art.
And the people behind these Amazon reviews really went above and beyond.
Let’s take a look at these mini-masterpieces.
1. A beautiful tribute.
2. Thanks for this.
3. A new life.
4. God help you.
I’m 100% sure that this has been posted before but I couldn’t find it. I’m ready to be shunned by this community from amazonreviews
5. Listen up, everyone.
6. That’s not good.
7. Thanks, Debbie.
Oh Debbie from amazonreviews
8. Ouch…
This guy missed out on a perfectly good mug from amazonreviews
9. “Will buy again.”
Whiskey spilling proof but not ankle breaking proof from amazonreviews
10. Sounds like a great game.
11. She seems totally stable.
Absolute jem while looking for a black worm on a string. from amazonreviews
12. Time for EVERYONE to brush their teeth.
13. Picasso reborn.
14. See you in Hell.
15. Something must be done…
White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles Review from amazonreviews
Just remember, if your online holiday shopping doesn’t go as planned, you can always try to write a review like one of these!
That’ll give you something to shoot for!
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