John Lennon’s comment ‘More popular than Jesus’ created a huge backlash in the US Bible belt, with one Texas radio station holding a large bonfire of Beatles albums only for a lightning bolt to strike its transmission tower the following day and sending the station temporarily off the air.
The bishop of Orlando is also…
The bishop of Orlando is also bishop of the moon, due to a canon law that says “any newly discovered territory would fall under the bishopric from whence the discovering expedition departed.” His is therefore the largest Catholic diocese, at over 14,000,000 square miles.
Hilarious Memes for Catholics That (Hopefully) Won’t Leave You Feeling Guilty
Catholics understand the guilt that comes along with practicing that religion. And if you’re not part of the crew, well, I’m sure you’ve at least heard about it. “Catholic Guilt” is famous for a reason. That shizz is REAL!
And when we’ve got guilt paired with shame, you know what happens.
That’s right: MEMES!
Check out this list of 12 tasty, Catholic memes, and just know that they’re guilt and calorie free!
1. Stay calm and pray on.
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2. Sister Jean bringing that bball heat!
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3. Oh snap Pope!
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4. Snickers into Kit Kats
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5. Uppercase for lyfe
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6. Or it’s what he dumps on everybody else
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7. Looks legit. Should have been included in Bible. Oh well.
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8. We are human after all…
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9. It doesn’t work like that!
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10. Give the teens a break! They’re antsy!
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11. But is he?
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12. I prefer Dinner 7:15
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Bless these memes.
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Zambian Nurse Makes Deathbed Confession Claiming She Switched Thousands of Newborn Babies
“I wish to confess my sins before God and before all the affected people especially those who were giving birth at UTH during my service. If you were born in UTH between the years of 1983 and 1995 chances are your parents may not be your biological parents. I developed a habit of swapping newly born babies just for fun.”
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So begins the confession of nurse Elizabeth Bwalya Mwewa, as reported by the Zambian Observer. Mwewa, who is dying of terminal cancer, estimates the number of babies she switched at around 5000.
“Take a good look at your siblings. If, for example, everyone is light and you are dark… you are that child and I am really sorry for that. I have caused many mothers to breastfeed children who are not theirs biologically. I don’t want to go to hell for that.”
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The story is quite sensational, and it turns out that’s because it’s (probably) not true. First of all, for her claim to be true she would have had to swap a baby every day for 13 years – quite a feat for no one to notice.
Second, a preliminary investigation found no midwife by that name ever existing, and the picture that accompanied the article in the paper was of a Zimbabwean nurse now living in Ohio with a different name.
Local authorities will continue investigating the matter regardless, though they don’t expect to find any proof that the woman’s claims are real.
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So, while Mwewa – whoever she really is – may not go to hell for swapping babies, she might want to get on repenting for the outlandish lies that sent a tidal wave of panic through thousands of families.
I imagine that’s gonna take a lot of Hail Marys to erase.
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Some of Our Most Beloved Wedding Traditions Have Really Weird Origins
Once you’ve been to enough weddings, you just take all the traditions in stride and don’t even give them a second thought.
But where do these time-honored traditions come from? Why do women have bridesmaids? Why is there a best man?
Read on to find out the strange, but very true, origins of these wedding customs.
1. The bouquet
Have you ever caught one?
Brides in ancient Greece wore wreaths made out of mint and marigold as an aphrodisiac. Brides would also have clusters of herbs to ward off evils.
2. The honeymoon
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While it’s not totally clear, i’s rumored that the honeymoon was born out of necessity, back when kidnapping a bride was a thing. The husband would hide out for about a month after the kidnapping so the bride’s family would not be able to find her.
3. The first look
In the days of arranged marriages, it was believed that if the bride and groom had the opportunity to see each other before the wedding, they would have enough time to cancel the nuptials if they didn’t like what they saw.
4. Carrying the bride across the threshold
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Supposedly, a bride needed to show that she was displeased about having to leave her father’s home, so she was carried – ie forced – across the threshold.
Another idea is that the bride was carried so evil spirits couldn’t enter her body through her feet.
Evil spirits galore, back in the day.
5. The first kiss
It old days, the priest kissed the groom, who passed on this “kiss of peace” to the bride. The priest would also kiss all the bridesmaids and groomsmen. Sounds like a party!
6. Wedding rings
It’s believed the fourth finger is used for the ring because it was thought to contain a vein that leads directly to the heart.
The bride’s ring was also meant to symbolize ownership: Rings were often given to the fathers of brides as payment or collateral in ancient Roman, Greek, and Jewish cultures.
7. Bridesmaids
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Back in the day, bridesmaids were asked to wear dresses similar to the bride’s to confuse and ward off exes and evil spirits.
8. The best man
Men would sometimes steal or kidnap a bride for themselves, particularly if her family did not approve of them. The best man was originally chosen for his strength and fighting prowess to help the groom fight anyone who opposed the bride being kidnapped. And then the best man would stand next to the groom during the marriage so the bride wouldn’t run away during the ceremony.
Think about that one for a minute…
9. The white dress
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If you thought brides always wore white, you’re wrong. Before the mid-1850s, brides typically wore red on their wedding day.
Queen Victoria wore white on her wedding day because she simply liked the color. It was shocking at first but the trend caught on – and never went away.
10. The father of the bride
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The father “giving away the bride” dates back to when women were thought of as property and the marriage was thought of as a transfer.
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20 Gorgeous Artist Tributes to the Iconic Notre Dame Cathedral
On April 15, 2019, the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris, which dates back to the 12th century and holds a trove of priceless artifacts, caught on fire and was heavily damaged.
Within days, over $1 billion was pledged to rebuild the famous structure, but some artists felt it would be more meaningful to pitch in their own way.
Below are 20 moving tributes to the iconic cathedral.
1. Neighbors
Un dessin réalisé en soutien à @notredameparis en m'accrochant à l'espoir qu'elle reste malgré tout debout. Si triste ce soir.
#NotreDame #notredamedeParis #incendie #Paris #PrayForNotreDame #JeSuisNotreDameDeParis #DessinDePresse #illustrationdepresse #aureliepedrajas pic.twitter.com/ixvGAhPDSt
— Aurélie Pedrajas (@globecroqueuse) April 15, 2019
2. Quasimodo is crying
3. Thank you, firefighters
4. That’s a good one
Firies #NotreDame
<cartoon gallery https://t.co/YOKBnetIbr> pic.twitter.com/ZmZOmdcAAQ— David Pope (@davpope) April 16, 2019
5. The world on his back
6. Away to safety
7. Hope
After devastation, there is still hope!
A sketch honoring the Notre Dame Cathedral. #notredame #NotreDameCathedralFire pic.twitter.com/tsukHc2c7a
— Ula (@alulawings) April 16, 2019
8. Prayers
Pray for Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris France
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— Jake Peralta (@jhpotter18) April 16, 2019
9. A sad moment
10. His home
11. They will rebuild
12. Gargoyles
Quickie doodle of my version of the gargoyles from Hunchback of #NotreDame. My grandfather was French so I will always have a soft spot for that incredible city, and speak French with a cheerful yet terrible American accent.
Je t’aime Paris
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— Becca B (@joan_de_art) April 16, 2019
13. Crying…
14. Paris je t’aime
15. Rise again from the ashes
16. “Vivre”
17. Spirit of the Seine
It was heartbreaking today, watching Notre Dame engulfed in flames. And as I watched, I couldn’t help but to see the spirit of the Seine, swept up, its arms around the roof, dampening the flames.
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— guineverevonsneeden (@slender_nettles) April 16, 2019
18. Heartbroken
His home will be rebuilt
Hunchback of Notre Dame #Notredame #Paris pic.twitter.com/BsfU8TeID8— Mellahatesu (@mellahatesyou) April 15, 2019
19. Beautiful painting
20. Awwww
Sith Mom
Beautiful tributes…
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13 People Share the Reasons They Refuse to be an Organ Donor
Being an organ donor is a pretty noble thing that just about all of us can do, because you can save someone’s life even after you’re gone. Sadly, there are still so many folks out there who refuse to sign up because of all the misinformation there is out there.
First, organs are given on the basis of need, not greed. While it is true that people can go places in the world and purchase organs, that’s rare. And they definitely can’t do that in the United States. So if you decide to donate ANY organ, it’ll go to the next person on the list. Guaranteed.
Second, nobody is going to let you die because they want your organs. That would be completely illegal, and there’s no evidence this has ever happened when it comes to modern-day, organ donation programs. Especially those in first world countries. So if you believe this is happening, you’re probably a moron.
Alright, on to the secret reasons!
1. Another good point.
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2. Right, but you won’t need them eventually…
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3. Rich. People. Are. NOT. Profiting. From. This.
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4. This is actually a good point.
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5. Fair point, although this is bound to change eventually.
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6. Good exception.
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7. But do you really know for sure or are you just guessing?
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8. This person just does not give AF!
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9. No they won’t. That’s not how it works!
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10. I can’t believe THIS many people actually believe this!
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11. That’s not actually a bad reason, but it is very specific.
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12. THEY. WILL. NOT. DO. THIS.
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13. Ultimately it’s a very personal choice.
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Of course it is completely okay to NOT donate your organs if you don’t want to. But if you’re doing it because you believe any of the myths out there… you’re wrong. And likely stupid.
Sorry, not sorry.
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Muslim Man Tweets About His Jewish Co-worker – But It’s Not What You Think
Getting along with your co-workers can often prove to be a challenge, and that goes double when we work with people who are very different from ourselves – different experiences, different upbringings, different backgrounds, different faiths, different whatever. But given that none of us want to end up on the street without a paycheck, getting along is the best (and only) option.
That said, when Muslim man Umar started a Twitter thread about how his Jewish co-worker treats him on the job, people everywhere were holding their breath.
Spoiler alert: It turned out to be for naught.
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Umar told Bored Panda that not only was his co-worker, Elliot, super knowledgable about Islam and its rules, but that he genuinely cared about others and looked out for their best interests.
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We should all aim to be a bit more like these two, who quietly respect their’ differences and work to ensure everyone can live the life they choose without interfering with other people’s right to do the same.
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In the meantime, everyone is reveling in the good and light cast from Umar and his friend.
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Be kind, y’all. It’s worth it.
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Instagram Account Pointing out Church Leaders Wearing Expensive Designer Shoes Sparks Online Debate
Ok, this is absolutely brilliant. A new Instagram account called PreachersNSneakers is calling out church leaders who have huge social media followings by showing the designer shoes that they wear and how much those kicks cost.
It started off as a joke between Tyler, the account’s creator, and his friends, but it’s grown into something much bigger since then.
As of this writing, the account has 125,000 followers and has blown up very quickly. Tyler said he created the account because “It started out as me being interested in sneakers and being involved with church culture … so those two things made for good comedic content.” He added, “This whole thing spun out of me sitting on my couch one Sunday. I was looking for this one song on YouTube and saw the lead singer in this worship band was wearing Yeezy 750s.”
Tyler quickly noticed a trend happening with church leaders he followed on Instagram: many of them wear expensive swag. He said, “I started questioning myself, ‘What is OK as far as optics…as far as pastors wearing hype or designer clothing?’ I don’t have an answer.” But, Tyler thinks to “have a discussion about what is appropriate” in regard to this topic.
The reactions have been varied, some people think the page is funny and others have been offended and believe it points out the hypocrisy of religion in America. One commenter said, “There’s a lot of money in the God business.”
Here are some more photos from the account. Be sure to scroll through the comments on the photos to get a taste of both sides of the argument.
What are your thoughts on this subject? Share in the comments!
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9 Common Phrases That Are Actually Racist
It may come as a surprise that a lot of the everyday terms in our lexicon have racist origins.
So maybe the next time you’re about to use one of these words or phrases, you’ll think twice because you’ll recognize they have some serious connotations.
Here’s a little history lesson for all of us:
1. Shuck and Jive
Obama's Shuck and Jive Ends With Benghazi Lies http://t.co/srKGX5Va
— Sarah Palin (@SarahPalinUSA) October 24, 2012
This term is a throwback to the days of slavery and refers to “the fact that black slaves sang and shouted gleefully during corn-shucking season, and this behavior, along with lying and teasing, became a part of the protective and evasive behavior normally adopted towards white people in ‘ traditional’ race relations.”
Obviously, using that term to describe President Obama was not a smart move.
2. Long Time No See
How has the phrase “long time no see” not been called Native American verbal redface?
— Rucka Rucka Ali #2020 (@iamRucka) March 21, 2018
This term was first used to make fun of Native Americans, mocking a traditional greeting.
3. The Peanut Gallery
Did you know the phrase 'peanut gallery' has racist origins?
It was the cheapest and worst part of the theater, and the only option for Black attendees. No one wanted to sit in the peanut gallery and today, no one wants to hear from the peanut gallery. #RewriteBHM #BHM pic.twitter.com/vwHHHWLeVP
— Nat'l Urban League (@NatUrbanLeague) February 13, 2018
4. Uppity
MINORITIES MUST STAND UP TO ABUSE:
Kneeling to protest at games is tasteful yet effective. But white owners and racists think blacks are too uppity.
"Uppity
Word used by racist old white Southerners to refer to any black person who looks them in the eye." –URBAN DICTIONARY pic.twitter.com/CrRQJqTyTl— LJ Rochelle (@lj_rochelle) May 24, 2018
5. Sold Down the River
"The phrase 'sold down the river' came from Louisville, Kentucky, where the enslaved were traded in one of the largest slave markets of the 19th century." https://t.co/9pwGwoX8sk
— Pedro Nicolaci da Costa (@pdacosta) April 23, 2018
A literal reference to slaves being sold down the Ohio and Mississippi Rivers.
6. Thug
(Ever hear white rioters called thugs on the news ? Or killer cops? Nah just us) RT @PerilsOfAndrea: kids tellin me thug is the new "N" word
— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) May 2, 2015
If a 1400 SAT score and a degree from Stanford makes you a "thug" then I want my kids to be thugs. @RSherman_25 pic.twitter.com/MWuWWPNSWh
— Bipartisan Sports (@BipartisanSport) August 23, 2015
A thug is a violent criminal, so referring to protesters by that term is way off base and offensive.
7. Grandfather Clause
Quick reminder that the Grandfather Clause is a racist policy that was used to purposefully disenfranchise black voters after the Civil War https://t.co/QWmRwLHJUx
— Maddie Ferrill (@maddieferrill) November 8, 2016
From the Encyclopedia Britannica: “Grandfather clause, statutory or constitutional device enacted by seven Southern states between 1895 and 1910 to deny suffrage to African Americans. It provided that those who had enjoyed the right to vote prior to 1866 or 1867, or their lineal descendants, would be exempt from educational, property, or tax requirements for voting. Because the former slaves had not been granted the franchise until the adoption of the Fifteenth Amendment in 1870, those clauses worked effectively to exclude black people from the vote but assured the franchise to many impoverished and illiterate whites.”
8. Gypsy or “Gyp”
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“Gypsy” is a slur referring to the Roma people, who have been outcasts throughout much of history. The word “Gypsy” and the term “gyp” or “to get gypped” means to get conned or ripped off because of the stereotype of Roma as thieves.
9. Welfare Queen
The GOP argument on Obamacare has more than a whiff of Reagan-era racial "welfare queen" politics —> http://t.co/2ZQ0Baj9pQ
— Ron Fournier (@ron_fournier) February 6, 2014
This term was first popularized during Ronald Reagan’s 1976 presidential campaign and was used to portray people on welfare as taking advantage of the system.
Think twice before you use any of these terms again.
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