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Funny Husband Gets Creative Texting His Lady Supposedly ‘Hot’ Photos

Being online as a woman can get really old, really fast. Everyone wants something, and if they don’t want something from you, then they want to send something to you. And absolutely none of that business is attractive or appealing.

If you’re wearying of those unwanted pics from men (you know the ones) or requests for images you definitely don’t have the right lighting (or maturity level) to even think about sending, well…you and your significant other might want to start taking notes from Michael Oonk. Cause he’s got this all figured out in a way that we think will satisfy everyone.

How to send sexy pictures to your lady.

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

He took some “enticing” pictures for his girlfriend, and you know…they prove that it is possible for men to understand women!

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

 

Foreplay? 

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

 

The internet prefers to call it choreplay.

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

 

He’s vaccuuming, he’s doing the dishes…

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

 

Boyfriends everywhere should be taking notes!

Posted by Michael Oonk on Friday, March 8, 2019

 

If they were, there would be a lot more sexy evenings in the cards, let me tell you. Cause when the chores are done and the house is both clean and tidy, well…

At that point there’s basically nothing else to do aside from getting down and dirty.

Just not too dirty – don’t want to mess up all those sparkling surfaces!

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11 Tweets from Women That You Might Find Hilarious

We need some funny, NOW.

Work sucks. Life sucks. The world is going to hell.

What else do you have in your life right now except a little bit of funny? Is that too much to ask?

No, of course not! And leave up to the ladies to deliver time and time and time again!

11 of the funniest tweets coming at ya!

1. That political horse race… neigh?

2. Who doesn’t see texts? I mean, come on…

3. I hate 2019. Really, really a lot.

4. That skin cream game is real, fam!

5. Oh the fun we’ve had!

6. I’ve got the same list for my dad! Weird!

7. “I’d like to not sleep with you any longer, unless you’re okay with me sleeping with everybody. Your choice.”

8. True dat. Those nieces and nephews getting WAY too much attention…

9. OMFG… those receipts are the stuff of legend!

10. Yes. Yes I am. You nailed it.

11. I’ve tried this and it works PERFECTLY

That was fun! Which one did you like the best? Let us know in the comments!

And while you’re here, why not trying out some other posts? It’ll only take a few minutes, and you’ll laugh your ass off.

Guaranteed or your time back!

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We Can Safely Assume 13 Exes Who Are Not Friends Anymore

Relationships can be tough stuff – it’s not all honeymooning around. If you’ve ever experienced a bad breakup, you know what I’m talking about. Fighting, pettiness, non-stop arguing.

It’s no fun at all.

And I think it’s safe to assume that all of these people are no longer friends anymore. Not by a long shot.

1. Wow! That is brutal!

2. He just wants his MF’n shirt back.

3. Don’t mess with Mom.

4. At least you’re admitting it.

5. What’s a drummer supposed to do?

6. It was totally your friend’s fault.

7. Who are you again?

8. This could be it!

9. That’ll show her!

10. That’s kind of amazing.

11. No rest for you.

12. Sick burn, am I right?

13. She’s not messing around.

Isn’t being in a relationship a TOTAL BLAST?!?! Well, sometimes it is, and then sometimes you have situations where you never, EVER, want to see the person again for as long as you live.

Let’s hope those experiences are few and far between.

Share your own ex-related horror stories in the comments, por favor!

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These Memes Are for the Worry-Free, Childless People Among Us

Welcome to my world.

If you’re like me and you have no kids, this is the post for you. You know these memes all too well because you’re living them every single day.

If you have kids… well, it’s only forever. Don’t worry. I’m sure all of those hugs you don’t get are worth it.

No no, I’m kidding of course. You get a TON of hugs. How much are you paying per hug? $10,000? Have you ever done the math.

Nevermind! Let’s go!

1. *sniff* what am I gonna do with all this cash????

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2. I think you’ll be very successful at that!

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3. Okay. Yes. That tracks.

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4. There’s a Simpsons reference for everything

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5. Diaper free since forever!

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6. Well, that sounds fulfilling!

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7. Cheese please!

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8. No you can’t have that… said nobody to me!

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9. OMG! What??? You don’t want humans of your own?!

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10. Eliza… you bae!

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11. This guy knows what’s up!

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12. Morpheus knows his shizzz…

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I don’t know… I think I want to have kids now. Because who likes freedom and money. Nobody! That’s who! Hahahahahaha… oh boy.

No, but seriously… what are the best reasons for having kids? Let me know in the comments. Convince me. Please.

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A Maid of Honor Was Told She Could “Wear Anything” to the Wedding…So She Did

If someone asks you to be their maid-of-honor, it comes with more than a few expenses and responsibilities, to boot. You’ve got to help them pick a dress, be there for emotional and moral support, plan a bachelorette party and a shower, and offer to drive the getaway car if she changes her mind at the last minute.

You also need to be willing to lift the brides spirit. Make her laugh.

That said, I doubt bride Deanna Adams expected her maid of honor (and sister) Christina Meador to show up in a towering T-Rex costume.

When you're maid of honor and told you can wear anything you choose…I regret nothing ?

Posted by Christina A. Meador on Saturday, August 10, 2019

As you can see, the pictures are hilarious and awesome…to all of us.

It’s a good thing that Deanna has a sense of humor, too, telling the Daily Mail,

“My sister is awesome and I genuinely was not kidding when I said she could wear whatever she wanted.”

For her part, Christina is happy with her choice.

“When you’re maid of honor and told you can wear anything you choose…I regret nothing.”

It’s hard to have regrets when thousands of people have seen and liked your brand of humor, I guess, and even more so when you’re standing up with the coolest bride ever.

Would you wear this if you were given the license to wear anything? Or do you think this maid of honor took things a step too far?

Let us know in the comments!

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These Memes Are so Funny They Might Be Created by Absolute Geniuses

Fact: memes really are what we come to the Internet for. At the end of the day, we really want to laugh. So let’s laugh fam. Does that sound doable?

These 14 memes will make things all better.

Guaranteed.

1. A real smart ass, wouldn’t you say?

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2. The good and the bad and the ugly and the really, really awful

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3. I can do that! Watch me!

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4. Can’t be topped

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5. Sure that’s an Uber?

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6. We need to leave now

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7. Correct

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8. Thank. You. So. Damn. Much.

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9. Future looks bright. I gotta wear shades.

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10. Gone with the wind and the rain and all of the other weather…

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11. Let’s go! No, seriously, LET’S GO!!!!

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12. It all started one dewey summer morning…

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13. Put an end to that right now! I’m serious!

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14. I can’t do this anymore! I’m going nuts!

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Ahhhh, doesn’t that feel better? I can hear the laughter from here. You like memes, you really like memes!

Which were your faves? Let us know in the comments, you beautiful, sexy, well adjusted people!

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These Employees All Made Work Hilarious

Days like this just make work a little bit easier.

There are few things that bring us as much joy as making fellow employees feel like they just got played.

Yes, trolling your coworkers is a game that many can play, but few can win.

It’s time to meet the winners. 17 of them, in fact.

We’re not worthy.

1. “This sly cursor switcharoo”

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2. “This beloved colleague who was #blessed with a priceless parting gift”

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3. “This coworker who was done with all of his other coworkers’ shit”

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4. “These coworkers who were never good at goodbyes”

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5. “These employees who surprised a fellow employee with a sturdy cardboard fortress”

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6. “This medic who went to work dressed as her co-medic for Halloween”

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7. “This *URGENT* Post-It note that a couple workers left for their security team”

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8. “They wanted to make sure that their departing team member could never ~truly~ leave them”

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9. “This chummy exchange over some ham”

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10. “This coworker who managed to keep their coworker’s birthday ~under wraps~”

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11. “This coworker whose tolerance was running low, but whose creativity was at an all-time high”

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12. “These coworkers who kept track of when their coworker started humming or singing”

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13. “This teacher who valued grammar above sanitation”

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14. “This colleague who found the perfect way to deflect any and all human interaction”

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15. “This touching memorial *wipes tear* for when an accountant moved cubicles”

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16. “This coworker who stayed late to tape Nicolas Cage to the bottom of everyone’s computer mouse”

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17. “This employee who found this particular mode of transferring money more fun than Venmo”

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I mean, what else can you say except these are all absolutely on point in every way?

Still, we want to hear from you! Which ones did you love the most?

Let us know in the comments!

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10+ “Hot” People Talk About the Problems with Being Too Attractive

I’ve heard that the more attractive you are, the easier life is supposed to be, right?

At least that’s the assumption most people have about those whose looks are above the average population’s.

These 11 individuals talk about the problems they face being someone who is considered to be good looking.

As these confessions show, it’s not always easy…

1. Yeah, you ever think of THAT?!

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2. Beauty + brains… bruh!

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3. Ugh, that can’t feel good…

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4. A common refrain…

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5. Yeah guys… wise up!

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6. Haha… that last line!

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7. Sometimes, the hottest ones are the most approachable…

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8. Prove this, motherfuckers!

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9. Yeah, boo fucking hoo…

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10. That’s gotta be tricky…

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11. Good luck!

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Hotties, got a problem with being TOO hot? Let us know your story in the comments!

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10 Teens Who Caught Their Bffs in Really Bad Lies

There are people you should never lie to, most notably your best friend.

But what happens when the tables are turned and you discover that your best friends are lying to you?

The following confessions come from teenagers who caught their besties in RIDICULOUS lies…

1. How were you going to get away with this?!?

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2. Well, not mad at this smart ass bitch…

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3. So fucked up. Jeezus…

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4. OMFG!!!

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5. Horrible!

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6. NEVER lie about mental illness.

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7. If you do this, you’re a COMPLETE piece of shit.

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8. Not mad at this bestie either…

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9. Not your bestie then…

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10. Wow. That’s cold.

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Have a story where your BFF turned out not to be? Share in the comments!

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Guys Open up About the Women’s Habits They Can’t Stand

Women are the cleaner gender, right?

Well, if we’re being honest, both genders can act pretty disgusting at times. And these guys aren’t afraid to reveal the things women do that gross them out the most.

1. Well, this is dumb AF…

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2. I wonder how many guys do this… oh most of them? Got it!

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3. Yeah, being natural is TOTALLY gross. Get a life bruh…

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4. Plot twist!

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5. Oh, your deal is about to be broken forever, my boy…

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6. Really? REALLY?!?

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7. Okay, sometimes leggings can be a problem…

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8. AGREED!

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9. Haha, you feeling a lot of elbows out there??

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10. I mean… not entirely wrong…

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11. Yeah, doesn’t it just make it worse?

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Girls, how many of these are you most guilty of?

And guys, do you agree or disagree with these?

Let us know in the comments!

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