Memes That Are So Stupid They Might Be Genius

Even though I’ve worked in comedy on and off for a long time, there are still certain comedy-related concepts that I just can’t quite find words for. One of them is that feeling of something that’s so stupid you laugh at it, and then get kind of angry at yourself for enjoying it, because you know, deep down, that you should be more sophisticated than that, but you aren’t.

So far as I know, no such English word exists – yet. Guess we’ll just have to come up with one ourselves. In the meantime, here are 10 examples of the kind of thing I’m talking about.

10. No bones about it

The ancients worshiped the spooky boi of wisdom.

9. Crash diet

“Hey wine is a vegetable, right?” – people in the 70’s.

8. On a roll

I looked at this meme and suddenly three couches appeared in my yard.

7. Thicc burger

Nothing wrong here, move along everybody.

6. They grow up so fast

Seriously was looking at a real baby considered a sin?

5. Road.exe has crashed

Why do these options even exist, my computer literally never cares.

4. Toaster coaster

It’s a rootin’, tootin, shiny scootin’.

3. A sign of the times

OK but in 2020 this is actually super necessary.

2. Good fountains

“It was as if a thousand dads cried out at once, and then suddenly, silence.”

1. Saucy times

She pleas for the cheese.

Welp, all of that was extremely stupid and enjoyable. I still don’t have a good word for it though. Shamegiggles? Dumbchuckling?

Do you have any ideas for what this kind of humor should be called?

Share ’em in the comments.

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Creepy Photos of Babies With Adult Teeth…You’ve Been Warned

Random stuff became a “thing” on social media for only a brief moment and they leave you scratching your head.

Sometimes, those things are also terrifying and you wonder if the whole idea was spawned by Satan himself.

This is one of those things.

For some reason, people have been Photoshopping and Faceswapping adult teeth onto babies and little kids and it’s just downright creepy.

Are you ready for some legit nightmare fuel?

Okay, you asked for it…

1. OH MY GOD.

He looks pretty uncomfortable with the whole thing.

2. Flashin’ those pearly whites.

This is hilarious.

3. Well, those sure came in quickly.

He’s cool with it.

4. Just in case you need a reminder…

Somehow scarier when their eyes are closed.

5. Like I said, nightmare fuel.

For days and days…

6. It will haunt you.

Oh, it will haunt you for a long time to come…

7. My eyes!

Kind of hard to look away, isn’t it?

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8. This might be the most disturbing of the bunch.

Not the kid’s fault, of course.

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These are amazing #babieswithteeth

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9. Double trouble.

And double the terror!

10. This one cracks me up.

Face of a baby, mouth of a grown-up.

11. Ugh, this is the last one.

Are you scared yet?

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A big set of choppers on a little kiddo will never NOT BE disturbing, I don’t know what else to say about it.

Okay, now we want you to get involved.

In the comments, please share a photo of a funny (or scary) Photoshop or a Faceswap that you’ve done with your friends and family.

Let’s get weird! Really weird!

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Simple But Crazy Facts Your Kids Will Love

Children’s minds are like sponges. Everything is new and exciting and interesting, and heaven help the parents of toddlers, because we definitely don’t have all of the answers.

Thankfully, at least in our house, Alexa does.

If you want to have a leg up on your preschooler the next time he or she slows down enough to have a chat, hit them with some of these wild-but-true facts.

16. Okay but how small of a child?

A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.

15. That’s why they just sting indiscriminately I guess.

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Jelly fish don’t have brains.

14. I wish this didn’t surprise me.

There are more plastic flamingos in the world than real flamingos.

13. From what I know of kangaroos, that’s probably an understatement.

 If you lift a kangaroos tail of the ground it can’t hop (but he will not be happy)

12. Some days this seems like it wouldn’t be a bad deal.

The male emu goes around and collects the eggs that the female lays, painstakingly moves them all to a nest, then sits on them until they hatch.

After they hatch he is their only caretaker.

The mother isn’t involved at all.

11. That’s a lot of spit!

The average human produces enough saliva over their life to fill 2 swimming pools.

10. They understand so much more than we give them credit for.

There once was a trade agreement between a pack of dolphins and fishermen that lasted several years.

The fishermen would give the dolphins a fish that they wanted, and in return, the dolphins would give the fishermen a fish that they wanted!

9. That’s why he’s the king of the WHOLE jungle.

You can hear a lion roar from up to 5 miles away.

8. This is the Pixar movie we all need in our lives.

There is a species of burrowing tarantula that lets tiny frogs live in their burrows.

The frog eats pests that are too small for the spider to get, and in return, the frog is kept safe by the big ol’ spider.

This is pretty much how the domestication of cats went.

Tiny frogs are tarantula housecats.

7. Well that’s just adorable – all of Charlotte’s little spiderlings.

A baby spider is called a spiderling.

6. Because gender is a societal construct.

Both boys and girls used to wear dresses.

It was only when boys got older they started wearing pants.

5. This…does not seem possible.

A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it is born.

4. I honestly had no idea.

Before he became president, Abraham Lincoln was a wrestler.

3. And it took someone this long to market it – crazy!

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Nutella was invented during WWII, when hazelnuts were mixed into chocolate to extend chocolate rations.

2. I need a picture STAT for so many reasons.

Sea otters hold hands while they are sleeping to not drift apart.

1. That’s why they bury so many, I guess.

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Squirrels forget where they hide about half of their nuts.

I’m honestly loving these!

Did you learn anything today? Share your favorite facts in the comments!

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Take a Look at the Most Popular Baby Name in All 50 States

People aren’t as original as they’d like to think, so there are a lot of repeats in the states’ favorites!

This data was compiled from 2018 census data, so you know, things might have changed a bit. What we do know for sure is that, when you’re allowed back into the Chick-fil-A playplace, there are going to be lots of little Emmas and Liams running around!

The most popular girl name, as I’ve just pointed out, is Emma – 14 states, including Arizona, California, Hawaii, Indiana, Kentucky, Massachusetts, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Oklahoma, Oregon, Tennessee, Texas, West Virginia

Is it because of Friends? We may never know, but Emma is for sure having a heyday!

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Just behind Emma, winning 13 states, is Olivia: Colorado, Connecticut, Idaho, Illinois, Kansas, Michigan, Missouri, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Pennsylvania, Utah, and Washington.

Then there’s Ava, the most popular girl’s name in 11 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Delaware, Georgia, Louisiana, Maryland, Mississippi, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, and Virginia.

Harper (surprisingly!) came in first in 4 states: Iowa, Montana, South Dakota, and Vermont).

Neighboring states Minnesota and Wisconsin share a most popular female name: Evelyn, which two states that don’t seem to have much else in common at all – Rhode Island and Wyoming – both picked Amelia for their baby girls.

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Two states, Florida and New Mexico, favored Isabella.

Only two states – Alaska and Maine – had favorite names shared by not one other state. Their most popular girls’ names were Aurora and Charlotte, respectively.

Now, onto the boys!!

Liam is the most popular name in the country by a landslide, so it makes sense that it’s the top pick in 20 states: Arizona, Colorado, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Maryland, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Texas, and Washington.

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The next most-chosen boy’s name belongs to Oliver, first in 11 states: Alaska, Indiana, Iowa, Maine, New Hampshire, North Dakota, Oregon, Utah, Vermont, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.

Noah came home with a respectable showing of 8 states, Arkansas, California, Connecticut, Illinois, Louisiana, Michigan, New Mexico, and North Carolina.

William is still popular in the south, winning Alabama, Georgia, Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee, and Virginia.

There were more one-offs for the boy’s names, with 5 states having totally unique top picks. They are Benjamin (Massachusetts), Henry (Minnesota), John (Mississippi), Grayson (South Dakota), and Mason (West Virginia).

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I don’t know guys, but South Dakotans goin with Grayson is the biggest surprise of the bunch (for me!)

Well, there you have it!

Were you unique? Not so much? Tell us in the comments!

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Funny Memes and Tweets to Distract You From All the Bad Stuff Going on in the World Right Now

The world is in bad shape right now.

And while it’s important to stay involved in all the current events and to do your part, it’s also a good idea to take a little bit of a breather once in a while to laugh and relax.

Does that sound like a good idea right about now?

We think it does and that’s why we hope you enjoy and most importantly LAUGH at these funny memes and tweets.

Stay safe out there and keep on fighting the good fight!

1. It’s people!!!!

Just like Soylent Green…

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2. Please don’t!

Welp, it’s too late.

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3. That’s not happening.

Spending like a madwoman (or madman)…

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4. So ridiculous.

Yet it happens all the time.

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5. I never need to hear that again.

Are you sick of that term yet?

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6. Forget about the other stuff.

As long as I can look up to you…

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7. Do you remember hearing this?

You’re so mature!

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8. That’s all anyone really wants.

The three secrets to a good life.

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9. I’m working on this, too.

But it’s really not going very well so far…

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10. That’s very true.

Does lifting your drink count?

11. I haven’t watched a movie in six years.

But I’ve heard quite a few of them.

12. Ahhhh, the good old days.

I don’t know if I’d call them “lucky”…

13. This is a life hack we all need.

I learned this lesson the hard way the other day.

Sometimes, a brief little distraction is a big help…

We hope that did the job for you.

NOW, let’s get all the readers out there involved.

If you’ve come across anything recently that really made you smile, please share it with us in the comments.

It could be a meme, a tweet, a joke, a photo, a story, anything!

Be safe out there!

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People Share Insults People Say That Sound Like Compliments

You’ve been here before: someone gives you a compliment and then a few minutes later it dawns on you…HEY, THAT WASN’T A COMPLIMENT! THAT WAS AN INSULT!

And then you get offended and start crying and you’re not friends with that person anymore…at least that’s the way it works for me…

What are some insults that people throw out that are cleverly designed as compliments?

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Keep trying!

“I love what you’re trying to do with your hair…”

2. Ouch…

“Good for you.

This is passive aggressive through and through.”

3. That’s not nice.

“My grandma used to tell us that if you ever met an ugly baby you should said “wow that is SOME BABY”.”

4. Oh, Grandma.

“My grandma always says people are “good and kind” when they get on her nerves.

They think shes a sweet old lady, when shes really saying they’re “good for nothing and kinda stupid”.

I got it engraved on a mug for her.”

5. Standing out.

“That outfit is really brave.”

6. Thank you?

“You’re much smarter than you look.”

7. The very least.

“I was doing a timed work skills test a month into a new job and it took me forever so he let me do it again.

It took just as long the second time and he said, “Well… at least you’re consistent.””

8. Who would actually say that?

“Someone once said to me “you aren’t as horrible as everyone told me you’d be”.”

9. Packing on the pounds.

““You look…. healthy” where I’m from, the nice way of saying someone has gotten fat.”

10. You’re really doing it!

“You’re so confident!

This has got to be a kick to the nuts. Said in the right tone that must suck.

Cuz you know homeboy built up quite some courage to rock those assless chaps and now Aunt Karen just dropped that bomb on you at the family Christmas party…”

11. Major eye roll…

“I love my mother, but she used to hit me with this.

She’d say, “You know what I love about you – you just don’t care what other people think” when I’d leave the house without makeup. 🙄

12. Well, gee…

“Your sister is beautiful and you are…smart”

13. No respect.

“With all due respect,…” when it’s clear none is due.”

14. Not a good thing to hear.

“You are impossible to underestimate.”

15. Over sharing.

“One of the guys I was dating told me ‘you share your emotions and feelings quite often’.

I took it as I probably talk too much about things and shouldn’t, but he told me that no it’s a good thing and it helps. Still made me think twice the next time I wanted to share things.”

16. An old classic.

“Classic chubby girl insult: “But you have such a pretty face!””

17. That’s so rude.

“While waiting tables, an old woman told my coworker that he’s “handsome for a Mexican”

Biiitch he’s just handsome.”

18. Insulted.

“That reminds me so much of “you’re a lesbian?? but you’re so pretty!!”

Like, good job insulting both my people and my taste in people in one swift blow.”

19. Some people need to hear this.

“I hope you have the day you deserve.”

20. I might’ve heard this one before…

“You’ve got a face for radio.”

21. Smart…for a girl.

“In the line at Walmart there was an old lady and a man trying to figure out how much money they needed to pay and when I said the amount,

He told me that I was pretty smart for being a girl.”

22. Name the movie!!!

“It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.

-Abe Froman”

23. Is that good or bad?

“You have completely met my expectations”

24. Very insulting.

“You talk so eloquently” “you speak so well” towards a black person as if we all talk like we’re from the depths if the hood.”

25. Hahaha.

“If you are in the South, “Bless your heart”.”

26. Not sure how to take that.

“You haven’t changed a bit!”

27. Who are you?

“You look so pretty I didn’t even recognize you.” My mom said that to me one day when I was leaving for high school. She totally didn’t mean it to be an insult, but I felt that one.”

28. Fashionista.

“I love how you just wear anything!”

29. Growing up…and into…

“Oh, I see you’re finally growing into those ears.”

30. Carry the weight.

“You carry your weight well.

Said to me by a much thinner friend.”

31. Never thought of that…

“I’m a little surprised this isn’t on here.

I heard that stewardesses will say “See you next time” to airline passengers that have been particularly troublesome. Sounds innocent until you abbreviate it “C U Next Time”.”

32. You look…

““You look tired”.

Just another way of saying you look like shit.”

33. How do you interpret this one?

“You really are something else.”

34. No one wants to hear this.

“Well, aren’t you precious?”

35. A modern classic.

“Cool story bro.”

Ouch…those really leave a sting, don’t they?

Okay, now it’s your turn!

In the comments, tell us about insults you’ve received in your life that sound like compliments.

Please and thank you!

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People Talk About What They Thought Was Really Expensive or Cheap When They Were Kids

When I was young, there was a family in our small town and they drove a convertible…

And I thought they were THE SHIT.

Who actually OWNS a convertible, I used to think to myself. I believed they lived in a mansion, went to country clubs, and probably had maids and butlers.

Looking back on it years later, I think it was actually kind of a middle-of-the-road car (I can’t remember what kind, exactly). The point is that when you’re a kid, you have little or no concept of money and what things really cost.

But it always makes for hilarious stories later on!

Let’s dig into some stories from folks on AskReddit.

1. The good stuff.

“Always had sparkling grape juice as kids but only for New Years.

Seemed like such a lavish bottle. They’re cheap as hell… but only having it that often made it feel so special.”

2. She loves it!

“It never occurred to me that some food was more expensive than other food. I 100% thought my mom made spaghetti all the time because it was her favorite.

I was much older when I realized it was because it would feed a lot of people very cheap.”

3. Three flavors.

“I always thought Neopolitan ice cream must’ve been the apex of ice cream decadence and expense because you got not 1, not 2, but THREE flavors in one tub!”

4. Well, it turns out…

“Food colouring and fondant icing for baking. Thought it was sooo expensive and that’s why only fancy cakes used them.

Turns out they cost like £1 each.”

5. A painful lesson.

“The dentist.

Didn’t think I’d be in debt from getting teeth fixed.

My husband and I are having to take turns with the dentist this year. He needs more work so I’m going to let him go first once things open up, because we can’t afford for us both to go.

Luckily I just a need a few fillings, he needs a root can*l and a crown.

He had a bunch of work done last year too. I don’t even know why we have dental insurance if it covers so little.”

6. Costs a fortune.

“Disneyland.

Honestly I didn’t really have a guess on how much a ticket was but we got to go every couple of years so I figured it was no big deal.”

7. Getting fancy.

“Going out to anything other than fast food was an expensive night out.

Even Applebees.”

8. You must be loaded.

“Disney movies.

I grew up poor and my dad would always get the forgettable off brand versions of popular cartoon movies. Instead of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, for example, I’d get to see The Secret of the Hunchback. Lots and lots of that.

When I saw a kid who owned a REAL Disney movie on VHS I assumed they were very rich. I didn’t realize you could buy several in one month and not have to declare bankruptcy even without being rich.”

9. It adds up.

“Curtains.

Never thought of them being valuable.

Guess what, if you have someone make them fit your place they cost a fortune.”

10. Don’t throw those away.

“Those self-stick bows you put on gifts.

I used to think they were super expensive because everyone in my family used them over and over. We had a few that we used so much, they were recognizable. We had a few “fancy” ones. Wrapping paper too!

Based on how careful my family was about not tearing it and how my grandmother would fold it, I figured it must be really expensive…yeah, both are super cheap.”

11. Everybody’s doing it.

“College.

My oldest brother and all his friends went to college, never mentioning the expense.

As a kid, I thought it must be cheap because “all the guys are doing it.””

12. We’re staying in tonight…

“Going out to eat.

I think I thought it cost like $10-20 or something. I never understood why we didn’t go to more restaurants when I was a kid. Thought my mom was just cheap.

Turns out feeding a family of five at mediocre restaurant can easily cost over $100.00 if people get drinks, appetizers, and dessert.”

13. My life is over!

“I stood on our toilet seat and broke it when I was around 10. I was so upset thinking that it was the biggest mistake of my life and would cost my parents so much money.

I replaced my toilet seat last week and it cost me $6.”

14. Only for the very wealthy…

“Balloons.

Such an extravagance! Once a year only, for your birthday party – and even then you get just one each. Be careful, don’t pop it!

I prized that thing – it provided entertainment for days.

You can buy 100 for a fiver.”

15. Moms do that kind of stuff.

“Always thought clothing was cheap.

Wasn’t until I was in college that I realized I always had new clothing because my mom never bought anything for herself for life 15 years.”

16. That’s all I’ll need!

“Ten dollars is a lot of money for a kid.

I thought I could run off to California, pay for the flight, food, and downpayment for a celebrity mansion with ten dollars.”

I don’t know why, but I got a HUGE kick out of those responses.

Now it’s your turn!

In the comments, please share the things that you wrongly thought were really expensive or really cheap when you were a kid!

We look forward to hearing from you!

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People Share Questions They Really Don’t Like to Be Asked

Everyone has questions they don’t like to be asked.

I started getting gray hair at a pretty young age and when people asked me about it out in public or at work I would just die a little bit inside.

I still don’t love it when someone asks me about it, but it doesn’t bother me so much anymore.

What is the one question that you really hate being asked?

Let’s see what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Talk!

“Why are you not talking?

I am an introvert and i HATE this question. Specially when they ask that in front of a whole crowd.”

2. Not a fan of this one either.

“Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?

I’m betting in 2015 nobody had this shit right.”

3. I’m pretty sure…

“Are you sure [my slightly unusual last name] is pronounced like that?

Yes, I’m sure.”

4. Ugh. No.

“What words would you use to describe yourself?”

5. Never ask unless you’re sure.

“When are you due?

(I’m not pregnant).”

6. I can’t think of any.

“What 3 fun facts can you tell the class about yourself?”

Getting asked this every year in school drives me crazy.”

7. So rude.

“‘Are you Chinese?’

NOOOOOOOOOO.

Or how about “What are you?”

8. To each their own.

“How can you listen to that?

That’s not music.”

9. The scourge of all tall people.

“How tall are you?

Do you play basketball?”

10. No freebies.

“I trained as an opera singer and whenever I say that I immediately get asked to sing at their wedding/christening/uncle’s funeral/neighbour’s sister’s son’s bar mitzvah.

For free.

That or if I’m going to audition for Britain’s Got Talent.”

11. NEVER.

“When are you going to start having kids?”

12. Because I don’t like anyone?

“Why are you single?

I hate how people ask this question as if it’s normal to them for people to be attracted to them all the time so they can just choose whenever they feel like not being single.”

13. Only children.

“I’m an only child. I’ve had many, many people ask me what it was like being spoiled rotten as a kid and given anything I wanted.

Wait? What?

All because it was just me doesn’t mean I was just given anything I ever wanted.”

14. Don’t ask.

“What’s wrong with her?

Why do you put her in the wheelchair?

What caused that?

Did you know about this before the birth?

My child is disabled.”

15. I’d rather not.

“Can you tell me about yourself?”

I hate that question in personal conversations and in job interviews.

I hate talking about myself and it’s such a broad question that I never know what to say and always think I’m giving a bad answer.”

16. Getting old…

“Are you a natural red head?

I am a natural redhead and I get asked all the time. Don’t know how people can’t tell by my pale skin and freckles.”

17. That’s not the reason.

“I have naturally shaky hands and work at a coffee shop. So I get asked if I’ve had to much caffeine all the time.

It gets very annoying.”

18. That’s very weird.

““Do you and your twin share boyfriends?”

No.

She’s married to a man and I’m a lesbian.”

19. Not everyone does it.

“Why don’t you drink?

Because mind your own business, that’s why. Because my answer is depressing, a real conversation-killer.

Because I don’t feel like explaining to my boss why I’m a teetotaler when I decline to drink at out-of-office social functions.”

20. Listen up…

“Wow youre left-handed?

How can you write like that?

The same way you do dipshit, just the other hand.”

21. Brilliant.

“When you lost something:

“Well, where did you lose it?””

22. Not okay.

“This will sound strange but I hate it when someone asks me if I’m okay whilst I’m clearly about to cry.

If they didn’t say anything i can pull myself together but as soon as they ask if I’m okay i cry my eyes out immediately.

Any one else do that?”

23. Bring on the anxiety.

“What do you want to do after you graduate?”

I honestly have no idea and it fills me with anxiety and if one more person ask me about it I’m gonna burst into tears.”

24. Jeez…

“Wow you have a ton of siblings! Do you all have the same dad?”

Why would you ask something so personal and rude to anyone, let alone somebody you barely know?

How would this info benefit you??”

25. Ummmm, no.

“Do you think it’s something you did?”

I am a parent to 4 autistic children.”

26. This is THE adult question.

“How’s school?”

That’s all ANY adult wants to ask me.

It’s the same as it was yesterday when you asked. It’s fucking shitty and I’m always tired.”

27. Major facepalm.

“I have gay parents.

“Wait then…. how were you born??””

28. Tell me about all of them.

“What do your tattoos mean?”

Uh well my full sleeve of flowers means I uhh like flowers…”

29. It’s a job.

“As a professional photographer, “Why do you charge so much for photos?”

It’s my livelihood .”

30. Never a good thing.

“How’s the job search going?”

Thankfully I’m employed now so I don’t get this, by my GOD this was the worst. I already had so much anxiety and self-loathing when I was unemployed after uni, and for some reason the second someone finds out you don’t have a job it’s all they want to talk about with you.

If you know someone is still unemployed then clearly it’s not going as well as they’d hoped so why even ask?! I can understand asking once and that most of the time they mean well, but to constantly bring it up every time you see them is ridiculous.”

31. Common sense isn’t common.

“What’s combat like?

Like seriously maybe have enough common sense to know that is something veterans don’t just talk about.”

32. Never anything good after this.

“Can I ask you a question?”

33. The twin curse.

“Which twin is the smart one?

As an identical twin, I just hate being compared so much.”

Okay, now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, tell us the question that YOU hate to be asked.

Please and thank you!

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People Speculate About Hobbies They’d Eventually Be Good at If They Lived 500 Years

The more years go by, the more quickly time passes and you start to realize that, unfortunately, there are a lot of things that you’ll probably never accomplish in your life.

Next year’s the year I’m gonna learn to play the guitar! Well, hopefully…

What hobbies would you get good at if you lived to be 500-years-old.

Here’ what AskReddit users had to say about this question.

1. Plant your garden.

“Gardening would be very fun!

It wouldn’t be intimidating to start growing trees.”

2. Learn it all!

“Cooking.

Even if some don’t consider it a hobby, I would learn recipes from all around the world so when someone is in the mood for something I can make the best possible version of that thing.”

3. Geography whiz.

“Lately I’ve been working on memorizing every country’s name and location on the globe.

If I had 500 years, I could try to memorize every city.”

4. Getting good at that.

“We’d get really good at practicing safe sex for the sole sake of avoiding reproduction.

As a matter of fact, there’d probably be a global restriction put in place only allowing people to reproduce once a century.”

5. Here’s the plan.

“By 100 – virtuoso guitar

By 200 – piano maestro

By 300 – drums, baby

By 400 – ace of base

By 500 – harmonica blues master.”

6. Might as well do all of ’em.

“Learn every language.

Like, even those endangered languages with 2 native speakers.”

7. That would be cool.

“Maybe opening and running a vineyard.

If I have 500 years, I’m sure I could make that happen before I go and the only thing I know about it is that wine is good.”

8. A true artist.

“Drawing.

I find it so frustrating that I was never taught the fundamental basics of rendering 3D shapes on a 2D surface, the nitty gritty of anatomy, rendering light and shadow correctly and just overall becoming a badass artist.”

9. All the stuff and more.

“God, I spend way too much time thinking about this topic.

Cooking. Music. Architecture. Medicine. Teaching. Writing.

But most of all, conversing. Connecting with people through conversation is one of the most meaningful things a person can do and I want to get better at it. There’s not nearly enough time to cram all of this into a lifetime. :/ “

10. Become a master.

“I wouldn’t necessarily change what I’m doing, but I’d put a lot more time into mastering everything I can.

Carpentry

Electrical Engineering

Programming

Electrician

Mobile Electronics

Plumbing.”

11. Keep it sharp.

“Chess.

It’s a very intellectual game, and It would be nice to keep my mind sharp after all that time.”

12. A good idea.

“Any and every trade based job so therefore I don’t have to spend a ton of money in order to maintain my home, vehicle, and just be able to rely on my own knowledge on being able to fix things.

The ultimate handy man.”

13. Both attractive endeavors.

“Woodworking and maybe the violin.

I currently do woodworking projects as a hobby and in 500 years I can only imagine the advances in the tools we use. I like to think I would be a grandmaster at it; creating art that is admired.

I don’t currently play the violin but it’s on my goals list.”

14. Putting pen to paper.

“Writing.

I’d want to create a rich world like Tolkien did with Middle Earth.

In fact, give my 500 years to him to make it even better!”

15. I like this answer.

“Being a kid!

I’d assume childhood would be longer. Climb more trees. Try more sports.

Having fast kid-healing time sounds appealing.”

16. Learn about life.

“I think I would spend a lot of time studying the environment and ecosystems.

I would learn how to analyze all the life in an area, even the smallest insects and microorganisms. I would really get to know the animals, plants, fungi, and how they intricately interact with and influence each other. It’s basically nothing on an evolutionary time scale, but to almost all life and ecosystems on Earth, five centuries is a damn long time.

I would be able to see how ecosystems shift and secede each other first hand. Of course, I would take incredibly detailed notes and samples so that others could continue my work. 500 years is long, but not long enough.”

17. Give it a shot!

“Skateboarding and guitar.

I still have plenty of time to do both but I don’t think I’ll ever actually try them.”

18. You never know.

“If the past two months have taught me anything, I’ll start a bunch and then abandon them.

Though with 500 years maybe I’d pick a few back up.”

Hey, you might not get around to doing everything you want to do, but if you start today, you can get the ball rolling on one thing!

How would you answer this question?

Talk to us in the comments!

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This Wife Has Just Had It With Her Husband in Lockdown

Togetherness is great, but you know…too much is not good. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Have separate activities and jobs and experiences gives us something to talk about at home.

And many married couples are finding out just how true those statements are now that we’ve all been stuck inside together with our spouses and families far more hours than we’ve been out and about with others.

Image Credit: TikTok

This woman, an uninterested audience of one to her husband’s spontaneous performance of the Golden Girls’ theme song, is wearing an expression that is going to hit most of us right in the feels.

She is us. We are her.

Image Credit: TikTok

We have had enough togetherness.

TikTok user John Randazzo (aka pappajohnnydukes) recently posted this video of himself belting out the tune, and unlike most of his videos, this one really resonated with people.

I am legit CRYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣 When he broke it down…"knewknewknewknewknewknnneeewww'"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by Amber Janae on Sunday, 10 May 2020

It’s not his enthusiastic performance, though – it’s the woman’s expression in the frame with him.

This woman (we’re assuming his wife), is just trying to do her own nails in peace, but he just won’t take a hint.

Image Credit: TikTok

The remote for a microphone, the charming personality, the halfway decent rendition – none of it is working for her. Eventually she puts down her polish and picks up her wine, giving the camera a long suffering, unamused stare that spoke right to my soul.

We’re going to be okay, you guys. We have Netflix, she has wine, and we all presumably have locks on our doors.

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