Tweets You Really Should See Right Now

There’s too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with everything, and you’re busy with your own life anyway.

But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!

It’s just 14 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).

Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.

Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.

Whatever.

14. Dat face

This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.

13. Bring me that horizon

I recall something about rum, and it being gone.

12. Eye to eye

You really get to know somebody when you’re this up close and personal.

11. Get a leg up

Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.

10. Came-NO

This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.

9. Picture perfect

The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.

8. Me and my baby

Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?

7. Kitty control

Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.

6. Oh nose

Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.

5. Late night

Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.

4. Manic panic

Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.

3. Plate tectonics

This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.

2. Ritual cleaning

No thank you please.

1. In this economy?

Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.

Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!

Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?

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10 Random Memes of the Moment We Think You’ll Love

Top ten countdowns are always super arbitrary, so why not make a list of some random memes we found? Number 4 will SHOCK you. And by shock, we mean, make you chuckle and breathe a puff of air through your nose. They’re memes, not deathbed confessions. Scroll through and enjoy.

Here for no reason whatsoever are our top 10 memes we’ve seen in the last 5 minutes.

10. Dangerous games

We all need a little roughness and a little tenderness.

9. Sweet dreams

Can’t get hurt if you never connect with anyone.

8. Dive into salvation

This is blasphemy of the highest order and we approve.

7. Talent pool

Nobody tells you that after age 25 you just stop listening to anything new.

6. Pulling for you

Something you’ll regret wonderfully for the rest of your life.

5. Live, don’t learn

The sauce demands a monch.

4. Constructed languages

Ah, I see the car here is made out of car.

3. Solid bits

They’ve got one trick and by golly they’re gonna do it.

2. That sweet bi and bye

Nothing is more powerful than a father’s instinct to do a dad joke.

1. Which craft?

Revenge is a dish that’s best served.

There you have it, our definitive rankings of those specific memes, recorded for posterity. Thank you for being with us for this historically important event.

What are your favorite memes lately?

Tell us in the comments.

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Memes That Are Here for You When You Need Them

Listen up…

Has it not been your day, your week, your month, or even your year?

No worries. Memes are here for you. When the rain starts to pour. Like they’ve never been before. ‘Cause you’re there for memes, too.

Here are 10 memes to give you a smile and help you get through your day!

10. Capacity for audacity

Excuse me, do I know you?

9. Calendar confusion

We can’t know. There’s just no way to know.

8. Hot and beefy

At those prices I’m a little wary, but beggars can’t be choosers.

7. Drugs not hugs

Not the sort of PSA I’m used to, but it rings truer than most.

6. Artistic merit

I’m not tagged in this photo but I feel like I am.

5. Bummed bunny

You may not like it, but this is what peak effort looks like.

4. High ambitions

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night…

3. Absent Abby

I’d take this as a sign if I were her.

2. Cat-5 o’ 9 Tails

This is somebody’s very particular fetish and I’m not here to judge.

1. Clutter critter

I, too, hiss wildly when approached by human beings.

No matter what happens in this life, memes will always be there for us. And for that, we owe them a great debt of gratitude.

What are your favorite kinds of memes?

Tell us in the comments.

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Tricky Tweets That Are Actually Treats

We’re going door to door trick or tweeting.

The way it works is, you click on this article, and then we give you either a nasty trick, or a bunch of tweets. And lucky you, you got the tweets! Congratulations! You don’t wanna know what happened to all those poor slobs who got tricks. They had to change their names, get new identities, the whole nine yards.

Anyway, enjoy your ten funny tweet treats from some of the best comedic minds on Twitter.

10. Intolerable cruelty

I’m sorry, did you say “diary products?”

9. B careful

The people who make these tests are sadists.

8. Cleansing fire

I’m gonna burn me down with it.

7. The great divide

Nobody gets funny later.

6. Science!

This guy’s got big ideas and we’re on board for them.

5. Time flies

Lol, as though we’re still gonna be around in 2080.

4. Big *fish* energy

Gotta pull yourself up by your gill flaps.

3. Flushed with anger

The wave of the future is always frightening.

2. Additional features

Might have to deal with some of the junk in my trunk.

1. Enlightening

This is an absolutely shocking revelation.

Hope you liked those, and if you did, click around! We got lots more around here. And none of them are actually tricks. We lied about that.

Saying there were tricks WAS the trick! What a twist! Eat your heart out, M. Night Shayamalan.

Who’s tweets do you think you could read for hours on end without getting bored?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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Great Celebrity TikToks You Might Have Missed

As a wise poet said one time, “Tick-tock / on the clock / But the party don’t stop, no / Oh, whoa, whoa-oh / Oh, whoa, whoa-oh.”

Though these words were writ 7 entire years before the social video platform was launched, we can only assume Kesha was making a prediction that one day, we would have a thing called TikTok, and upon that app, the party would indeed never stop. And she was right. Praise be.

If you haven’t had time to keep up with all the goings on, here are 15 of the coolest recent TikToks from celebrities that you might have missed.

15. Bill Nye – Why Wear a Mask?

He’s been pointing out the obvious to us for decades now.

@billnye

#WearAMask #LearnOnTikTok #TikTokPartner

♬ original sound – billnye

14. KJ Apa – Stunnin’

Psh. I could do that if I wanted to. I just don’t feel like it.

@fifiisqueen

Can’t stop will NOT stop

♬ Stunnin’ (feat. Harm Franklin) – Curtis Waters

13. Lizzo – Poolside

Turns out she’s 100% that rich.

@lizzo

Bad thang

♬ #HotSeat – billies.baby

12. Liam Payne – Blown Away

So THAT’s how that happens.

@liampayne

Hair fail 😂 #hairchallenge

♬ original sound – liampayne

11. Tracee Ellis Ross – Sweatpants Runway

The year has taken a toll in the best way.

@traceeellisross

Does anyone know what day it is? 😂😂😂 duet this! #sweatschallenge #fyp #foryou #duet @imkevinhart @lizzo @officialreesetiktok

♬ original sound – traceeellisross

10. Laurie Hernandez – Somebody Come Get Her

“Forgive me I don’t know what this is.” – the perfect caption

@lauriehernandez_

Forgive me i don’t know what this is

♬ original sound – thornton.lauren16

9. JoJo Siwa – Nonstop

Make a whole outfit out of hair bows. Hold a concert for nobody. Why not. There are no rules now.

@itsjojosiwa

not gonna lie. this is comfy.

♬ Nonstop – JoJo Siwa

8. Bobby Berk – Drunken Rhapsody

From the before times, when such debauchery was permitted.

@bobbyberk

Forgot my drunk ass took these. Just a casual night out singing with harrystyles, @i_am_kikoo, @karamobrown & @zach.morgan I MISS JAPAN 🇯🇵

♬ original sound – bobbyberk

7. Shay Mitchell – You Look So Dumb

Ah yes…from the other angle you only look…equally incredible. How goofy.

@shaymitchell

What you see vs. what everyone else sees 🤣 #POV #povs #tiktokvsreality #bts

♬ Take a Bow – Audiogroove

6. Miley Cyrus / Cody Simpson – Werk Out

Is this song considered classic rock yet?

@mileycyrus

If we can’t get back to work….. let’s get back to WERK @codysimpson

♬ original sound – thehypeman_

5. Doja Cat – Grill, Watch Your Face

Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to play with your food?

@dojacat

U hongor?

♬ original sound – dojacat

4. Marsai Martin – The Vampire Diaries

Is this Stockholm syndrome?

@marsaimartin

Kai > any other psychopath🥺#tvd #kaiparker #marsaimartin

♬ original sound – mazzatron69

3. Avani Gregg – Nightmare Fuel

Wow that’s really impressi-AAAAHHHH!

@avani

i’m a little late (ib: @buncharoses )

♬ HAHA – lil darkie

2. Vanessa Merrell – 2020 Style

Now serving looks.

@vanessamerrell

honestly i really tried to do that transition thing but it was a flop… anyways wassup

♬ Stunnin’ (feat. Harm Franklin) – Curtis Waters

1. Charli D’Amelio – Dance Break

Work it, girl!

@charlidamelio

@theestallion i love you with my whole heart!!

♬ Girls in the Hood – Megan Thee Stallion

Of course, by the time you read this, there will be a whole new set of stellar vids out there to cover. We’ll do our best to keep bringing them to you!

Who are your favorite people on TikTok?

Tell us in the comments.

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Next-Level Flirting Fails That Are All Too Real

Hello!

Hey! You come here often? Do you like…stuff? I’ll bet we could do the smooches a lot, huh? With your…hawt bod. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you look like you’re…um…from Tennessee.

GUH. I am bad at flirting. I’m awful at the romantic messaging game. At least I know I’m not alone, though. Check out these cringe-worthy examples from around the internet.

15. Boxers on boxers

This is some next level no homo nonsense.

14. The real updog

I think you’re in, friend.

What do you rate my response? from Tinder

13. Stepping away

This is not going to go well.

12. Gone baby, gone

Is wordplay really the way to anyone’s heart?

She aborted the conversation from Tinder

11. Double burn?

The bravery to tweet this is something I will always admire.

10. Fat chance

If you don’t get it now, you’re never gonna get it.

9. Pet peeve

The signals couldn’t possibly be stronger.

Virginity is my passion from Tinder

8. Trauma alert

Sounds like you’re having a pretty steamy convo there.

7. Into oblivion

In her defense man, this is weak.

She‘s oblivious to what I‘m talking about from Tinder

6. Follow-through

She really commits to the bit.

Yeah, I can’t read ghost. from Tinder

5. Curt replies

Why does your auto-correct assume that’s what you meant?

Ouch… from Tinder

4. Get wrecked

The first joke is bad but it gets better/worse.

Guess he doesn’t wanna make me his princess then? from Tinder

3. Intolerable

Your kind will be purged from this earth.

Crow of Judgement from Tinder

2. Heading you off

This was doomed from the beginning.

She got me there from Tinder

1. Tinder tautologies

He’s not wrong?

I may not be Mr. Romance over here, but at least I now know I can do slightly better than some. I need to go wash the cringe off of me.

Have you had any misadventures in flirting lately?

Tell us about it in the comments.

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People Share the Different Ways You Can Use Everyday Products

Life hacks are the best. I think we can all agree on that, right?

See that wrench? Here’s another use for it! Those knitting needles? Use them for this as well!

The possibilities are pretty endless for what we can use everyday items for, to be honest with you. And we’re about to get a whole lot of great tips in that department.

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say.

1. Scuba.

“Scuba diver here. Instead of using those expensive defogger gels and sprays on your mask, smear a bunch of dish soap in it, rinse once or twice, and your mask will never fog during the dive.

You can also use this method to keep your windshield from fogging. Smear a bunch of dish soap on a towel, then rub it all over the inside of your windshield.

Take another damp towel and rub the soap off until your wind shield is clear. I did this 3 weeks ago and have not had to defog a single time since.”

2. Good advice.

“Bleach to keep away cockroaches. I used to get big *ss cockroaches in the summer that came up my drain.

My exterminator told me to pour 1 cup of bleach down my drain each week. You have to pour it down the drain in the room you see them. I started 18 months ago and haven’t seen a cockroach since.”

3. Use it!

“Clear nail polish:

Prevent skin going green from brass

Permanently stop fabric from fraying

Same goes with yarn

Seal paint.”

4. I did not know that!

“Toilet seat covers are the same as blotting paper for oily skin.”

5. Just in case…

“Corn starch is a good blood coagulant if you need to stop bleeding…”

6. In the Army.

“Vagisil for chafing.

It’s antibacterial, lubricating, and an anesthetic. I learned that in the army.”

7. Donate them!

“Clean mascara wands are used in animal shelters to soothe the animals by brushing, and to remove fly eggs and larva from fur.”

8. Cool!

“If you have a highlighter that’s dying, take the “pen” part of it out of the casing and soak it in nail polish remover.

It will revitalize it to working like new.”

9. Use ’em!

“Coffee grounds are quite versatile. Among other things, you can use them for:

A soil additive to improve the pH balance for plants

Place them in a refrigerator to neutralize odors

Scour pots and pans

De-icing your steps and driveway

An ant repellent

An exfoliating scrub for your skin.”

10. Good to know!

“Use salt as an abrasive and absorber when cleaning. I spray my stove top with a general household cleaner then sprinkle salt liberally over the top. It gets grease out easily.

For liquid stains like wine, I pour salt over the stain to soak up excess liquid then come through with hydrogen peroxide. Finally I get absorbent towels and dab clean it.”

11. Very versatile.

“Vinegar is amazing.

It can be used as a cheap household cleaner, refresh the coffee maker, and it can cure foot fungus and jock itch.”

12. Give it a shot.

Antiperspirant can also be used between your thighs and under your boobs.

It stops chaffing from rubbing and sweat in those areas.”

13. Time to tune up.

“If you have a landline telephone, the dial tone is a concert F.

By holding the phone to your ear and your finger on the first fret of the first string of your guitar (for example) you can use the dial tone as a reference pitch and accurately tune up without a tuner.”

14. It works wonders!

“Keep a bag of cat litter in the trunk of the car, in case you need extra traction if you get stuck in ice or snow.”

Do you have any good tips on how to use everyday objects for secondary uses?

If so, please share them with us in the comments!

Thanks in advance!

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People Share Secondary Uses for Everyday Products

It’s nice when you can learn to use a household item in a new and exciting way, isn’t it?

Well, maybe if you didn’t necessarily feel that way BEFORE you started reading this article, I have a pretty good feeling that you’ll be in that mindset after you read through these responses about great secondary uses for everyday items.

Let’s check out these tips from folks on AskReddit.

1. You gotta love it!

“Ground coffee (powder) is amazing at neutralizing vomit smell on carpets or fabrics. I was once in an international flight that would last 9 hours, and on hour 3 a child threw up on the aisle.

The stewardess gracefully poured two handfuls of coffee powder on the leftover stain (after removing the puddle) and the smell instantly went away.”

2. Does it all.

“As a mechanic, a flat-head screwdriver is a pry-bar, package opener, square-head (Robertson) screwdriver, hose-pick, a punch, test-lead, electrical bridge, scraper, chisel, and least importantly, a flat-head screwdriver.”

3. Wow!

“Bottom shelf cheap VODKA.

Put it in a spray bottle and squirt in on your bathroom walls to kill mold, squirt it on clothes to remove any odors, use it to clean mirrors, glass, windows.

Squirt it in your mouth to make cleaning more fun! 🥴

4. If you feel sick.

“Pickle juice can assist the ph balance in your stomach. This means when out drinking, if your stomach starts to feel queasy take a shot or two of pickle juice… why vomit when you’re out having fun?

On a side and probably more relevant note, pickle juice is essentially the OG Gatorade. If you need to replace electrolytes or simply feel a bit dehydrated, drink some pickle juice and then some water.”

5. The leftovers.

“Leftover used Bounce sheets are good little scrubbies for dishes, especially greasy pots and pans. Because they don’t scratch, they’re free (because they already served their original purpose) and when they’re all gunky you can throw them away.”

6. If you have a pool…

“Pantyhose for pool filtering.

This is pretty random, but… Women’s knee-high pantyhose stretches to fit perfectly around the return pipe in an above-ground pool.

For the itty-bitty particles (our problem was gnats!) that manage to make it through the filter, a single knee-high pantyhose sock will catch everything that would otherwise be returned into the water. It can be bunched up on the pipe so it’s not very intrusive.

Cheap enough to throw away when it’s dirty, easy to replace. A 6-pack for $3 got us through the summer and we had to vacuum about half as often.”

7. A happy accident.

“There’s this body wash you can get from the dollar store, I accidentally didn’t shut the lid tight one night and it tipped over.

When I woke up the next morning my bathtub was coated in the stuff, however, after rinsing it away the areas that it was left to sit were cleaner than that bathtub has ever been the entire time I’ve lived in that house.

Now I just buy a bottle of that stuff instead of bath cleaner.”

8. Me, too!

“I stuff dryer sheets in my shoes when i’m not wearing them to absorb the odor and moisture.”

9. Good one!

“Pringles tube lids are good for placing on tin cans when you haven’t used all of the tin.”

10. Pay attention.

“Baking soda in a nylon stocking can be put in your boots or close toed shoes to help freshen then, in your closet to help that musty smell, in your fridge etc.

Couch can be used to tricep dips and sitting

I don’t have a spray head in my kitchen sink so when I want to wash things that need more water to really clean them I take the colander to the bathroom and use the shower head, it also has better pressure so it takes less time to rinse my veggies.

I use my frozen eye mask for bringing down inflammation on my acne as well, I use paper towel as a clean barrier between it but it’s a lot easier then wrapping ice cubes in paper towel which melt. Works great for it’s intended use as well which is depuffing my eyes, really great when I have severe allergies that have been making my eyes water.

Pam spray can be used on your knife when cutting garlic so it doesn’t stick to your hands or knife

Dish soap in a clogged toilet will loosen the clog.”

11. Let’s work on those feet.

“Standing on a tennis ball for about a minute each foot will work absolute wonders.

Try to touch your toes before and after you do this. It’ll loosen everything in your back and give you a lot more range of motion.”

12. Works wonders.

“Use sticky-notes to clean between the keys of your keyboard.

You’ll be amazed how much hair and dirt you’ll clean out.”

13. Get rid of stains.

“Shaving cream is the best stain remover I’ve ever used.

Clothes, carpet, whatever…dampen the stain with water, apply shaving cream, scrub with a damp cloth, then clean up shaving cream by scrubbing with a second damp cloth.

You’ll be surprised how well it works.

Bonus use for shaving cream: apply a SMALL amount (seriously like a pea-sized amount) to your bathroom mirror, and wipe it in circles with a towel like you’re waxing a car.

Do this for an area about the size of your face until the mirror is dry of shaving cream. BOOM! The mirror won’t fog up for a while.

If it starts to fog again, just re-apply. Tip: only apply to mirror when it’s dry.”

14. Use them for something else.

“A pub I used to work at would always keep extra small condoms in a first aid kit.

The use was that in case of an accident cut to a thumb, the condom would put enough pressure on to slow the bleeding and allow the kitchen hands to keep working without risk of a bandaid getting lost in someone’s food.”

15. For your bong!

“Great for bongs – pour in some kosher salt, fill with rubbing alcohol.

Shake the sh*t out of it, rinse, and it’s crystal clear.”

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us about YOUR pro tips on how to use everyday things for other stuff.

Please and thank you!

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Memes for People Who Are Little Fed Up Right Now

Does the entire world seem like a very harsh place right now? Come take respite in the warm embrace of memes. No matter what’s going on out there, in memes there will always be understanding. Always comradely. Memes do not judge and they do not assault. They revitalize. They strengthen.

Take these 12 memes with you before continuing your perilous journey through reality.

12. The ultimate puzzle

The T’s that tease.

11. Paralyzed by choice

I doughnut like this one bit.

10. Chattering bones

Hahaha what’s a trip?

9. Count your blessings

Safe with a partner or stuck with a nuisance?

8. Early temptations

It’s been 5 minutes, I probably deserve a treat.

7. Monday blues

Even from home the day still stings.

6. Reverse, reverse!

Good thing you saved that $2, though.

5. Let’s taco bout it

But what are all my guests going to eat?

4. Circle of death

Pictures taken right before disaster.

3. Ruffing it

Plot twist: he charges him rent.

2. New school

It’s almost like the economy is nonsense.

1. Look on the bright side

Rub some essential oils on it, maybe.

We know those memes didn’t exactly fix the problems in the real world, but we hope that taking this break to look at them has made those problems feel a little less daunting.

What are you favorite kind of memes?

Tell us in the comments!

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Memes for Those of us Who Are Struggling Hard Right Now

I’ve been struggling a lot lately, with all of this nonsense going on, and I’m looking into talking with a therapist again. I think that’s a healthy thing to do that nobody should be ashamed of, even if you’re just trying to work through some “normal” bad feelings you’ve got about things.

However, therapy is…kind of expensive, so while I do some comparison shopping, I’m pretty glad I’ve got memes as a stop-gap.

Obviously that’s a joke, memes aren’t a real substitute for mental healthcare. They can be pretty damn cathartic though, and surely that’s a semi-therapeutic thing. So check out these 12 struggle memes, and maybe feel a little better knowing that someone out there gets it.

12. It’s rewind time

Try summarizing this year without punching something, I dare you.

11. Futile exercise

“This will be my year to get fit,” we all lied to ourselves…

10. This is America

Things accelerate quick.

9. It’s a sign

Me too, kid. Me too.

8. Just the beginning

Don’t even joke about something like that.

7. Worry Warrior

Can’t start screaming if you never stopped.

6. Keeping up appearances

[annoyed grunt]

5. Psychic visions

Man, I’m a regular Miss Cleo.

4. Left behind

I swear we were doing something before…

3. The adventure begins

Learn the warning signs, me.

2. Inflated expectations

It’s like a reverse Grinch.

1. Hope

No jokes on this one. Just take a breath.

If you’re struggling hard right now, you are definitely not alone. Remember to reach out. Remember to clear your head now and then. You’ve got this.

What’s your biggest issue with this year?

Tell us in the comments (try to be civil.)

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