People Who Hate Their Exes Are Going to Love These 12+ Memes

Exes: at best they are an awkward encounter at the supermarket…at worst? Well, let’s just say you really never want to see them again.

If you have an ex in your life who you can’t stand to be around ever again, then this list of 13 memes is for you. And hey, maybe you can send one their way to let them know you are thinking of them!

1. How dare they?

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2. Yep, uh-huh, sure.

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3. Most bad ideas do…

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4. Just delete ’em.

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5. Can’t argue with that logic.

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6. Lemme see it!

7. Gotta stay humble.

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8. Yikes.

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9. Boom.

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10. Thanks, Zuckerberg.

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11. Lol.

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12. You’re welcome.

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13. Nope.

Here’s to all the future exes who we don’t yet know we’ll hate!

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Girl Sends Genius Exit Interview to Guys She’s Dated

In the hell that is dating in 2018, someone decided to try something that has never been done before. Instead of wallowing in uncertainty after a date goes poorly or a long-time boyfriend dumps her unexpectedly, Katherine sends her ex-beaus an exit interview so she can know exactly what went wrong.

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The survey went viral after a friend of Katherine’s shared images of it on Twitter. Now, the internet can’t stop chiming in.

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What do you think? Would you like receiving an exit interview after a date?

I for one know I wouldn’t mind having answers to a few of these questions from my exes.

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Even Dog Lovers Might Not Know How to Pronounce These 7 Breeds Correctly

There are a TON of dog breeds out there. And unless you are deep into the world of competitive dog shows, you probably haven’t heard of most of them. Add that to the fact that plenty of people prefer mutts of questionable parentage to dropping a bunch of bucks on a name, and, well, it’s not surprising that many may not know how to pronounce the fancy-schmancy breed names listed below.

That said, in the interest of knowledge (and sounding smart at parties), below are 7 common doggy mispronunciations, along with the correct way to say them.

#7. Dachshund

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Common mispronunciation: dash-hund
Correct pronunciation: dahks-und

#6. Vizsla

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Common mispronunciation: viz-sluh
Correct pronunciation: veesh-la

#5. Shih Tzu

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Common mispronunciation: sh*ts-ew
Correct pronunciation: she-dzoo

But I mean, the first way is more fun.

#4. Newfoundland

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Common mispronunciation: new-found-land
Correct pronunciation: new-fun-land

#3. Bichon Frise

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Common mispronunciation: bich-on freeze
Correct pronunciation: bee-shawn free-zay

Really put your nose into it.

#2. Weimaraner

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Common mispronunciation: way-mar-ann-er
Correct pronunciation: vahy-muh-rah-ner

German accent included, please.

#1. Papillon

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Common mispronunciation: pap-ill-on
Correct pronunciation: pap-ee-yawn

It’s French (it means butterfly) so feel free to bust out your accent to really nail it.

 

Don’t say I never did anything for you!

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11 Energizing Facts You Didn’t Know About Coffee

Mmmm…coffee. Just the word makes me think of that intoxicating smell. Could you go for a cup right about now? Because I sure could!

Coffee, however, hides a few surprises. It’s more than just a hug in a mug. The next time you are sitting with your friends at your favorite coffee shop, use this list of 11 dark roasted facts to show off your OCD (obsessive coffee disorder).

1. Black Ivory Coffee in Thailand is one of the most expensive coffees in the world at more than $500 per pound.

Elephants eat the beans and then poop them out half-digested. The coffee produced has a robust flavor and drinker are willing to shell out the big bucks for the hard-to-find brew.

After it’s cleaned, of course.

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2 Almost all the world’s religions accept coffee.

Although Mormonism does not allow caffeinated “hot beverages,” including coffee, and Seventh Day Adventism also eschews the brew.

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3. Coffee is highly addictive.

One small cup per day is enough to hook most people. Without a daily cup, 125 million Americans would suffer headaches and 32 million would experience actual symptoms of withdrawal.

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4. Don’t look for an Espresso Romano in Italy.

Most Italians have never heard of it. But you can make one yourself easy by adding a bit of lemon juice and sugar to an espresso. Rub the rind along the top of the demitasse for added brightness.

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5. Starbucks will happily make you a Quadriginoctuple Frap if you are willing to pay around $50 for it.

And if you actually want 48 shots of espresso, soy powder, protein powder, two bananas and a strawberry and salt topping.

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6. Hawaii’s gourmet Kona coffee is the only commercially grown coffee by a state in the U.S.

Grown in mineral-rich volcano soil, Kona coffee is on the list of the most expensive coffees in the world.

The U.S. territory of Puerto Rico also grows coffee, but it is not a state.

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7. Coffee has a history of being banned.

One attempt was by Italian clerics who tried to ban coffee as the “devil’s drink” in the 16th century. Instead, Pope Clement VII baptized it to cheat the devil because he thought it was delicious.

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8. Coffee can improve your memory.

Studies show when we learn something new, the DNA in brain cells breaks a little. Coffee can help repair these breaks faster. This is particularly helpful as we age and our own neurons’ abilities to repair these breaks slows.

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9. Coffee is only slightly diuretic and does not dehydrate you.

You do not lose any more fluids than what you take in when drinking coffee, contrary to popular belief.

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10. Coffee consumption is linked to lowered mortality from many diseases.

There is evidence that coffee can even protect against Parkinson’s disease and type 2 diabetes.

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11. Coffee’s anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties are mood boosters.

Chlorogenic acid, ferulic acid, and caffeic acid help soothe inflamed nerve cells that bring on depression, which helps you feel better.

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Coffee is chock full of history, and the science on your daily cuppa gets more fascinating by the year. And since it’s fantastic for your health and your mood, the next time the barista asks how you take your coffee, you tell him (or her), “Very seriously.”

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This Mother Explains Why Men Cause 100% of Unwanted Pregnancies

A mother and Mormon author posted a long piece to Twitter which posits that all unplanned pregnancies are the man’s fault – no exceptions. Gabrielle Stanley Blair is a mother of six from Oakland, California, and she’s got a hot take on birth control that people can’t stop retweeting.

If you find yourself rushing to disagree with her, we suggest you take a second and read through everything she has to say.

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Medical note: it is not true that women can only get pregnant 2 days each month. Presumably she’s referring to the basis of the rhythm method, which utilizes the fact that women have more fertile days and less fertile days in their cycles. However, the rhythm method, even when followed strictly, has about a 25% failure rate in the first year of use alone. Really, the only time there is a very high probability that a woman will not get pregnant after sex is while she’s on her period, and even that rule has exceptions, since sperm can live inside the vagina for up to 5 days. There is no time in her cycle that a woman can have sex without some form of birth control and be 100% certain she will not get pregnant.

Medical note: while it is very unlikely, it is not unheard of for a woman to get pregnant from a man’s pre-ejaculate, even if he doesn’t ejaculate. There is no way to have vaginal intercourse for any length of time without using some form of birth control and still be 100% certain no pregnancy will result.

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What do you think?

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People Reveal The Things They’re Most Nostalgic about from High School

High school was a different time…and that’s not just the nostalgia talking. You had less responsibilities, more free time, and your friends were guaranteed to be in the same place every day.

So, when people on Reddit were asked what they miss most about high school, they couldn’t wait to chime in. Keep reading to hear their answers and take a trip down memory lane.

1. Freedom

I miss the freedom I felt hanging out with my friends and how excited I could be over nothing— meaning we may just be riding around or stopping at Wendy’s for a Frosty, everything brought me happiness. I miss the specific type of freedom and joy I got from those moments.

2. Everyone knew everyone

In a way, I felt like I mattered more. Sort of a “big fish in a small pond” kind of deal. I was so much more involved in extracurriculars than I am now. I played a varsity sport, was in two musical groups, and was in two other academic teams (think speech team, mock trial, mathletes kind of thing). I had more of an identity. In college and beyond, you’re kind of dumped into the “real world” where there are thousands of people like you out there, and it’s easier to lose a sense of purpose and belonging in the anonymity of the masses.

Also, everyone knew everyone. Yeah, there are a few people you might not like so much, but you get to see your friends every day. You knew where to find people. That might be a bad thing if you’re deliberately trying to avoid someone, but I personally was on pretty good terms with everyone at my school.

3. Not-so-instant

Social media consisted mostly of AIM. No Facebook, and MySpace wasn’t very popular yet.

Also, cell phones were a rarity. I really miss not being expected to be instantly reachable at any time. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the hell out of my pocket computer, but that aspect I do miss.

4. Everything was easy

It was so easy. I had a car my parents paid for, zero bills, all the money I made was personal spending money, I had a constant group of friends to hang out with and went to school in one of the best areas of the city with tons of shops within walking distance.

I was a privileged upper-middle-class kid and everything was ridiculously easy. High school was great.

5. No worries

How straightforward and safe it was. Your biggest worry was having bad grades or getting rejected by your crush.

Adulthood is like having your blinders removed and realizing you are walking on a narrow edge with chasms at the sides.

6. No problem

I had so much hope for the future. I could enjoy the “here and now” without letting the bad things get to me too much because I knew that high school was only a small part of my life. Didn’t have money? No problem, I’ll have more when I get older. No girlfriend? No problem, I’ve still got plenty of time to find “the one”!

Looking back, I can see that teenage thought that life would just “happen” to me. Ignorance was bliss, but now I’m paying for it.

7. Friends

Seeing friends every single day.

You try to stay in touch as much as possible but I certainly underestimated how hard that is.

8. What is everyone up to?

I miss knowing what everybody is up to! I know it sounds weird and I don’t mean it in a creepy way at all. It was just much easier to know what everybody was doing and how they were when you saw them every day. No weird “let’s get coffee sometime” texts to friends to catch up. No complicated friend groups. No having to go out of your way to meet people. No having to introduce yourself with your occupation tagged on the end.

9. Crushes

I think the thing I miss most is that feeling that goes through your entire body and soul when you see that pretty girl for the first time and she smiles at you and you just know that you two are going to have some great times together. I miss that feeling of having such a crush on her that even just knowing you might run into her tonight is enough to get you feeling like electricity in the air just before a big thunderstorm.

10. The sweet spot

Freedom in Grade 9 and 10.

Those two years you are in that sweet spot. Not old enough to really have to worry about your future but not so young that parents are constantly stressing about where you are and what you are doing.

I could go to school, hang with friends after school, not do homework, not study and still keep people happy. I got average grades which for 16-year-old me was more than good enough.

11. Simple

How simple everything was. All you had to do was go to school every day and do homework when you get home. That was the only thing I had to worry about: some homework and maybe a test or two, maybe a crush I had on some guy… but that was it.

12. Missing everything

I miss the people. I was unpopular (or so I thought, turns out they liked me when I wasn’t pushing everyone away.) I was in a small school, 300 people total. I miss the lack of responsibility. I miss the lazy afternoons in the spring when it was warm enough to take your coat off and lounge at the park nearby. I miss going to lunch at the burger joint on the corner and walking back to school with a pop in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other joking with my friends. I miss the feeling of endless possibility. I miss the sound of the crowd screaming when I got my first and only win on the wrestling team. I miss cheering the football team. I miss my teachers, even the ones I hated.

13. Bills? What are those?

Having a job but no real bills.

14. Brenda

I miss Brenda. She wasn’t into me or anything; she had a boyfriend, but she would talk to me sometimes when we were finished with track practice and I was waiting for the bus and she was waiting for her ride. She talked a mile a minute and said whatever was on her mind, and I found her delightful. We talked to each other at track and cross country meets too. I remember one time we were talking at a cross country meet while it was pouring down rain, and for some reason, she hugged me. I don’t know why she did it, but it felt wonderful. Sometime during junior year, her boyfriend knocked her up. She finished junior year, took summer school to get enough credits to graduate, and the two of them went off to get married. I never saw her again. (Sigh)

15. Theatre

I did theatre for most of high school. I miss hanging out with my closest friends in the auditorium every day. I miss making memes with each other before a show. I also miss the collective sense of accomplishment when we had a good show. It was just blissful.

16. Laughter

Man, I used to laugh so much! It was just a different kind of laugh where your stomach hurts and you sometimes even fall to the ground. I can remember a couple of times it happened so vividly and it kinda makes me feel sad that it doesn’t happen anymore.

17. Time and energy

No responsibilities, tons of free time, loads of energy. I’d go to school at 7, get off at 3, work 4 till 8 or so, hit the gym for an hour, go home and shower, and go to bed. Doing that 5 days a week now would absolutely kill me.

18. Boredom

The thing I miss the most is being bored. I don’t know if teenagers currently even have this anymore. Five to six kids sitting there trying to figure out what to do with themselves. Among our stupid ideas were:
– Trying to do skateboard/razor scooter tricks into a pool.
– Blowing up a large ants’ nest with kerosene.
– Deciding to play 7 minutes in heaven with a definitely inadequate ratio of guys to girls, which led to some hurt feelings, but eh.
Our collective imaginations got lazier once I got a car and we all just piled in there and loitered at the mall non-stop.

19. Naive

The ability to be naive about how the world really works.

20. More crushes

It’s strange, but… having crushes. I can’t remember the last time I knew a girl and just… pined for her. Just not being able to speak correctly around or to her, fantasizing about the smallest things, just wanting to be around her.

I just miss having that kind of innocent, weak-in-the-knees… just, sorta, desire. And not ‘desire’ just in the context of sex. I mean just liking somebody so much and wanting so much to tell them (and having real difficulty doing so) and wanting so badly to have them like you back.

I miss that feeling. I miss that… pull, in my heart, toward somebody.

21. Friends and teachers

A few friendships and some awesome teachers/classes as a result of awesome teachers. Now, most of those friendships have splintered into absolute nothingness and most of the cool teachers have retired, moved, or died over the last 5 years.

22. Lucky

The teachers. I didn’t realize how lucky I was to have wonderful teachers until several years later.

23. Bad to the bone

Not having a care in the world. Skipping class to break into the attic above the theater and pilfer stuff or fish at the pond behind the football field. Going to football games and making out under the bleachers only stopping to check the scoreboard now and then. Doing cringeworthy stuff to be edgy before I even knew what cringe or edgy was.

24. Best desks

Those desks where the chair was attached. I could crack my back so good with those things. I miss being able to do that regularly.

Anyone else feeling nostalgic?

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12+ Ridiculously Funny Tumblr Stories That Are Sure to Make You Laugh

Tumblr never fails to make us laugh. It’s where some of the best storytellers on the internet gather to share their ridiculous tales.

In fact, that’s what this list is all about. Check out these 14 funny-as-hell stories straight from Tumblr and get ready to laugh.

1. Classic Brenda

2. Badass

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3. Powerful

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4. Yikes

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5. Truly epic

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6. Nic Cage would be proud

7. Am I hearing things?

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8. It’s all fun until someone gets offended

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9. Just like Jesus

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10. She better have got an A+

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11. A helluva drug

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12. Dinner

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13. You showed him

14. C’mon, Mr. Noodle!

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Well, I’m all out of laughs for the day.

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These Sweary “Harry Potter” Wine Glasses Are Perfect for The Muggle in Your Life

I need everything Harry Potter in my life. I’m talking everything.

But especially give me items that will hold booze, and that goes double for ones that get swear words into the mix. I mean, I guess some people would argue that these have no place because Harry Potter is a children’s series, but let’s get real – the generation that was weaned on Harry Potter are all grown up, many of us with kids of our own, and we need these glasses like we need air and earlier bedtimes.

You can find these in the Etsy shop MiseryLovesCo666 and no matter what house you’re in, you’re going to need a full set. Because who has time to do dishes every damn day?

First up, Ravenclaw.

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Then Gryffindor…

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And Slytherin.

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Then finally Hufflepuff (don’t even try to tell me they wouldn’t love this).

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Well, I’ve got to go buy some holiday gifts – ammiright?

Update: as of this writing, these glasses are all sold out. But a strong first run just means they’ll be back! I hope…

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Up Your Cat Toy Game With These Awesome Products

Still giving your cat cheap toys like fake mice and fuzzy pom-poms? If so, it’s time for an upgrade. Today’s cats are into purposeful brands that provide value and experiences. They crave adventure, not your raggedy AF crumpled ball of paper or the bottle cap from your hard cider.

Fortunately for your kitty, a company called SUCK UK has stepped up. Your cat wants a tank? Guess what. Your cat can get a tank.

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The tank arrives as a cardboard foldable – so easy, a child could put it together it. Instructions included.

 

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You might be thinking why can’t I grab another hard cider and make Mr. Business his own tank out of an empty La Croix case?

Because, you can’t. That’s why.

The company also makes other crazy kitty curios.

Sick beats are on the way with this Cat Scratch Turntable.

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To augment his DJ career, he will need the Cat Scratch Laptop.

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After a hard week of handing out flyers and DJing, your kitty will want to unwind with some alone time. A weekend in a cabin or teepee should do the trick.

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When you give the gift of lifestyle, your little killing machine is sure to love you ’til death do you part. Just make it snappy with putting the things together, or you’ll likely lose your furry buddy to the shipping box.

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Domino’s Cancels Their “Free Pizza for Life” Offer to People Who Get a Tattoo of Their Logo

Domino’s Pizza in Russia launched a two-month promotion in August where anyone who got the company’s logo tattooed on their body, shared a pic on social media, and hashtagged the promotion link would get 100 free pizzas every year for 100 years-so basically, free pizza for life.

Hey, maybe it sounded like a decent idea at the time, right? But maybe not so much for the people who actually went through with getting inked up.

And, wouldn’t you know it, a bunch of Russian folks got the Domino’s tattoo…

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…and then Domino’s backtracked on the promotion, saying they’d only honor the first 350 souls brave enough to get a tattoo and issuing a statement saying they wouldn’t be accepting any more participants:

“An urgent message to all those sitting at the tattoo artist’s right now: We’ll include you in the list of participants, but we’re waiting for photos up to midday today. To those with appointments scheduled for later, we recommend canceling them.”

Let’s hope at least 350 people who got the permanent ink do get free pies for life. As for the rest…there’s always laser removal…

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