A Comedian Tweeted an Epic Play-By-Play of the Breakup Happening Right Next to Him

Comedian Kyle Ayers was just trying to enjoy the view on top of his NYC apartment building when a couple began breaking up right next to him. Instead of going back inside, he decided to stay out there and live tweet the whole thing. And boy are we glad he did.

Continue reading below to experience the entire epic saga for yourself.

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Sure…that doesn’t sound suspicious at all.

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What we wouldn’t give to see what he was wearing that fateful night.

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Time and shit…it’s heavy stuff.

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Well, you can’t argue with that logic.

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How dare you be cold!

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…What?

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If you wanted labels, you should have dated that successful label-maker your parents tried to introduce you to.

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Busted!

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This guy might want to rearrange his priorities.

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What a ride! We wish those two the best of happiness, wherever they are (which is hopefully not together).

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“Micro-Cheating” Is the Newest Trend Conplicating Modern Relationships

As if dating and relationships weren’t complicated enough, now we all have ‘micro-cheating’ to worry about.

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We all obviously know that people cheat on their boyfriends, girlfriends, and spouses. Way too many of them, in fact. And a lot of us have heard of the stupid games that people play in relationships, such as ghosting and others. Now it’s time to add a new phrase into the complex relationship lexicon: micro-cheating.

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Dating expert Melanie Schilling describes micro-cheating as “a series of seemingly small actions that indicate a person is emotionally or physically focused on someone outside their relationship.” People addressed the issue on Twitter.

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But not everyone believes micro-cheating is even a thing and is a manufactured problem.

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What do you think about micro-cheating? Is it being blown way out of proportion, or is it a real issue?

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Here’s How Domino’s Pizza Tracker Helped Save One Man’s Life From a Knife-Wielding Ex-Girlfriend

If you’ve ordered a pizza from Domino’s online in the last year or two, you’re almost certainly familiar with the marvel of fast food innovation that is the Domino’s pizza tracker. It’s the kind of breakthrough that’s got some people saying Domino’s is really a tech company making pizzas.

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Now, picture a guy planning to spend a relaxing Friday night in front of the tube with a nice, hot pizza. Little does he know, Domino’s’ pizza tracker won’t just let him verify a timely delivery, it will be a life saver. Literally.

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While we should point out that there is a real argument to be made that the way he talks about his girlfriend’s very legitimate mental disorder is not cool, once you start attacking someone with a knife, you’ve sort of lost the moral high ground.

So…Domino’s for the win!

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Comedian Live Tweets an Epic Breakup As It Happens Right Next to Him

Breakups are never easy. Things usually get brutally honest and some feelings are hurt on both sides. Most of us tend to do this in private, but when the moment strikes, sometimes it doesn’t matter where you are.

Comedian Kyle Ayers was just trying to enjoy the view on top of his NYC apartment building when a couple began breaking up right next to him. Instead of going back inside, he decided to stay out there and live tweet the whole thing. And boy are we glad he did.

Continue reading below to experience the entire epic saga for yourself.

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Sure…that doesn’t sound suspicious at all.

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Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

What we wouldn’t give to see what he was wearing that fateful night.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Time and shit…it’s heavy stuff.

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Well, you can’t argue with that logic.

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

How dare you be cold!

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

…What?

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

If you wanted labels, you should have dated that successful label-maker your parents tried to introduce you to.

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Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

Busted!

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Photo Credit: Twitter: @kyleayers

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This guy might want to rearrange his priorities.

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What a ride! We wish those two the best of happiness, wherever they are (which is hopefully not together).

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This Guy’s Story About His Crazy Ex GF Will Make You Want to Get Therapy

We’ve all had the ex that has gone a little overboard from time to time, but this story is insane. This poor fella decided to share the story of his crazy ex-girlfriend for the whole world to see. Whew! Buckle up for this one…

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Man, that was exhausting. Now I need a nap.

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