People Are Telling Dads That They Put Olive Oil in Their Cars, and Dads Are Very Upset

There have some innocent and funny Internet challenges that have involved intentionally riling up one’s parents. And I mean…it’s really their fault for having goats that are so easily gotten, right?

Like how easy it is to freak out your dad (or husband for that matter) by pretending to have done something totally ignorant and potentially harmful to your vehicle.

Enter the latest challenge: texting your father that you’ve put olive oil into your car engine thinking it was the same as motor oil.

And guys. Dads are not disappointing us.

Though they may be disappointed in us.

15. He’s going to call CPS.

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14. Always so helpful.

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13. Duh!

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12. Are you sure his was, though?

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11. Okay, Boomer.

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10. Talk about taking it in stride!

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9. He’s going to request a paternity test now.

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8. Wow he even managed to slip in a Dad joke.

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7. Always the pragmatists.

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6. The “I suspect you are not” has to sting!

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5. Think of the FARMERS.

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4. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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3. He really wishes you had an excuse.

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2. This is a man who knows how things work.

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1. He’s *pretty* sure he didn’t marry a moron.

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I’m too old to try this on my dad so I guess I’ll have to wait for the next one.

Boo.

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People Talk About Getting Texts from Their Exes During the Holidays

For some reason, scores of people decide to send their exes text messages during the holidays. Even when the breakup was awful and one side (or both) have made it clear that they want nothing to do with the other person.

I’m here to say that’s probably not a great idea…some things should just be left in the past.

Just stop it. Okay?

These tweeters definitely have some feelings about this topic.

1. Sure, why not?

2. Hahahaha.

3. Annual traditions.

4. Don’t bother.

5. Who are you again?

6. Who do you think you’re talking to?

7. That’s a shame.

8. Twelve is a lot…

9. Wow! Dragging their own child…

10. I think not.

11. Let’s go through it all over again.

12. A vicious cycle.

13. Probably a good idea.

14. NO WAY.

15. Uh oh…here we go again…

Just say NO!

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Funny and Creative Things Parents Did with Their ‘Elf on the Shelf’

You know there is no escape from the Elf on the Shelf if you have kids.

You little ones expect you to constantly up the ante and get that little, mischievous elf into unusual situations every morning. It can really stress mom and dad out!

Well, if you’re looking for some fresh ideas, these photos might inspire you.

1. Burnin’ down the house.

One of my mom’s "Elf on the Shelf" photos. from funny

2. Oh no!

We couldn’t find our Elf on the Shelf until this morning from pics

3. Trapped underwater.

My sister’s elf on a shelf from pics

4. That doesn’t look good.

This is what happens when my adult son comes over to house sit over the weekend

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5. Beetlejuice and Pee-Wee…how dare you?

Last known photo of The Elf on the Shelf. from pics

6. Climbing the walls.

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Elf climbing wall! #elfontheshelf

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7. Ladies man.

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8. Arachnophobia.

9. This is the end.

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10. What did you do?!?!

11. This is pretty creepy.

12. I get it!

13. Will he escape?

14. Walking the tightrope.

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Circus act #elfontheshelf

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15. You dirty, dirty boy.

16. Bob Ross-esque.

17. Snow angels.

18. Overdid it.

19. Pumping iron.

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20. Ridin’ the Roomba.

Do you have any cool or fun ideas for your Elf on the Shelf this holiday season?

Share them with us in the comments!

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We Think These Tweets Will Always Be Funny

Certain tweets are only funny for a few minutes, but others can get shared over and over and you’ll still laugh at them every single time they pop up in your feed.

The latter are harder to find, and if you haven’t run across these 15, we think you’re missing out.

If you have, you’ll probably laugh again anyway.

15. If only it had been a marble rye.

14. There’s no judgement in Amazon land.

13. GET OUT.

12. I think we all know the answer to that.

11. And one only hurts for a minute.

10. Variety is the spice of life.

9. No one missed that.

8. He’s going to need you to back on up.

7. A poignant commentary on our culture.

6. That’s…that’s an elephant?

5. This is just so cute and innocent.

4. *snort*

3. I am not happy with this product and no longer want to receive it.

2. …your mum?

1. There goes your tip.

 

This is the best part of the internet, don’t you think?

Do you have a favorite tweet? Share it with us in the comments!

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These Screenshots Show Entitlement at Its Absolute Worst

There’s not much worse than really rude, really entitled people.

Unfortunately, we all end up dealing with them quite a bit in our lives, but the people in these screenshots seem like the worst of the worst if you ask me.

I have a feeling these text exchanges might just make your blood boil…

1. What an a**hole.

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2. Working for free!

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3. Aren’t we mates?

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4. Blocked!

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5. Some people…

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6. Took this a little too far.

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7. They want what they want. NOW.

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8. Actually, you wasted my time.

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9. What a deal!

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10. Lowballing.

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11. Sweeten the pot.

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12. Psychopath.

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13. Some people are really awful.

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14. Time is money.

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Ugh! Those people all seem awful!

No more of that, please!

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All of These Smart Kids Are Thinking Quickly on Their Feet

These kiddos are inventive. And quick. And they can think on their feet.

They improvised, and they came out on top.

Let’s take a look at these pint-sized wonders.

1. Perfect!

2. Where did those go?

3. Kid inventions.

4. Smartest kid of the decade.

5. Well, technically…

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6. Homemade tongs.

7. Shoe game = Strong.

8. Sharing is caring!

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Efficient hydration #kidinvention

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9. It’s very convenient.

10. The ear doubles as a bookmark.

11. Hey, it works.

12. New security system.

13. Perfect for playing cards.

14. Was it comfortable?

15. This kid rules.

Have your little ones ever done pretty brilliant things like these kids did?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny People Talking Trash About Their Exes Is All You Need to See Today

When you break up with someone or you get brutally dumped, you know what comes next…a lot of trash talking!

And these people are PISSED. So, naturally, they needed to vent on Twitter about their breakups.

Which is good news for us! Because we’re on the outside looking in!

Let’s get knee-deep in this drama!

1. That’s not really helping you.

2. Beware of the trash.

3. I thought that was you!

4. Zing!

5. Get this person off my back.

6. Hahahaha.

7. I might need more than that.

8. The big meeting.

9. Sandy wasn’t messing around.

10. Poor lady…

11. My mom is not on your side.

12. A dangerous game.

13. I know it’s this month…

14. Think about that…

15. The power and the glory.

As the saying goes, breaking up is hard to do.

Boy, that was a doozy!

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Walmart Is Sorry They Sold Sweaters Showing Santa Doing Lines of Cocaine

Oh boy, hang on tight for this one…

“We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery, and the best snow comes straight from South America. That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole.”

That’s part of  the description of an “ugly” Christmas sweater (made by FUN Wear) that was for sale on Walmart’s Canadian website – one that depicted a slightly deranged-looking Santa sitting in front of a coffee table upon which were arranged three neat little white lines of “snow,” to his apparent delight.

Yeah. Santa is really excited about getting to do some lines of good Columbian “snow.”

Some people were understandably outraged by the depiction, given (I assume) that Santa is supposed to be a wholesome character beloved by children everywhere.

Others, though, saw the intended fun in it (and would like to get their hands on one, if you know where and how).

FUN Wear sells other similar sweaters for all of your ugly sweater party needs, like Santa touching an elf and Santa roasting a snowman’s chestnuts over an open fire.

Walmart pulled the sweaters from their website with this statement:

“These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, do not represent Walmart’s values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace. We apologize for any unintended offence this may have caused.”

tl;dr: Not everyone thinks Santa delighting in illegal drugs is funny, so maybe sell those things on Etsy, instead.

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People Share the Foods That Truly Disgust Them…Even Though They’ve Never Tried Them

I only have one kind of food that I really despise, but at least I can say I’ve tried it.

Do you want to know what it is?

Ethiopian food.

I know people love it and rave about it, but I’ve tried it twice at two different restaurants, and I’m just not feeling it. Put literally anything else in front of me and I’ll destroy it, but I can’t do it…

People sounded off on the foods they hate, even though they’ve never tried them. These responses come to us from the Buzzfeed Community.

1. Watermelon.

“Saying it or hearing someone say ‘watermelon’ actually makes me gag. Seeing one uncut doesn’t make me feel sick but if I see one cut up, forget about it I’m gagging. Couldn’t tell you why. Never tried it never will I physically don’t think I could? Pathetic.”

Watermelon

2. Rice pudding.

“Looks like vomit.”

3. Baked beans.

“Just looking at them makes me gag.”

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4. Oysters.

“You’re telling me shells with weird squishy meat that you SLURP OUT in them are supposed to taste good? I’ll pass now and forever thank you.”

5. Spam.

“I feel nauseous just thinking about it.”

Spam

6. Avocados.

“They look vile and I can’t think of anything that would make it seem appealing to eat.”

7. Sardines.

“Even the word feels slimy.”

Sardines

8. Kimchi.

“It smells like a foot.”

9. Sushi, especially with avocado in it.

“The textures look horrifying to me. Also, knowing how much I loathe avocado, I can just imagine sushi with avocado is two times nastier.”

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10. Shellfish.

“Things that have their skeleton on the outside freak me out.”

11. Blue cheese.

“Ain’t got close enough to try that shit. The smell is enough to keep you ten feet away.”

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12. Brussels sprouts.

“Can’t get over the disgusting smell.”

13. Ketchup.

“It smells and looks absolutely disgusting. I can’t even touch it or get anywhere near it!”

Mmm...ketchup

14. Eggnog.

“It just seems so unappealing to me. An eggy drink? I’ll pass!”

15. Hot dogs and corn dogs.

“I know I will hate the texture and taste of them, and the smell is just disgusting.”

Hot Dog

Do you have any foods that you absolutely can’t stand?

Share them with us in the comments…and remember to tell us whether you’ve actually tried them or not.

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Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets About the Trials and Tribulations of Potty Training

It can break the will of the strongest of parents, pushing them to their absolute limits.

I’m talking about potty training.

Have you been there? Maybe you’ve even been there multiple times?

If so, these tweets might bring back some painful memories…

1. Oh, no!

2. Proud of you.

3. We all need a theme song.

4. Might be in your 20s…

5. Vicious cycle.

6. You made it!

7. Isn’t this great?

8. I think a lot of parents feel this way.

9. Let’s do it in order.

10. Going great!

11. Break out the pee socks.

12. Just do it!

13. Treat yourself.

14. That’s kind of weird.

15. Who’s in charge here?

Wooo! That sure was a rollercoaster ride, wasn’t it?!?!

Tell us about your own potty training tales in the comments!

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