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These Screenshots Show Entitlement at Its Absolute Worst

There’s not much worse than really rude, really entitled people.

Unfortunately, we all end up dealing with them quite a bit in our lives, but the people in these screenshots seem like the worst of the worst if you ask me.

I have a feeling these text exchanges might just make your blood boil…

1. What an a**hole.

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2. Working for free!

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3. Aren’t we mates?

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4. Blocked!

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5. Some people…

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6. Took this a little too far.

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7. They want what they want. NOW.

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8. Actually, you wasted my time.

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9. What a deal!

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10. Lowballing.

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11. Sweeten the pot.

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12. Psychopath.

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13. Some people are really awful.

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14. Time is money.

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Ugh! Those people all seem awful!

No more of that, please!

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All of These Smart Kids Are Thinking Quickly on Their Feet

These kiddos are inventive. And quick. And they can think on their feet.

They improvised, and they came out on top.

Let’s take a look at these pint-sized wonders.

1. Perfect!

2. Where did those go?

3. Kid inventions.

4. Smartest kid of the decade.

5. Well, technically…

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6. Homemade tongs.

7. Shoe game = Strong.

8. Sharing is caring!

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Efficient hydration #kidinvention

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9. It’s very convenient.

10. The ear doubles as a bookmark.

11. Hey, it works.

12. New security system.

13. Perfect for playing cards.

14. Was it comfortable?

15. This kid rules.

Have your little ones ever done pretty brilliant things like these kids did?

If so, tell us about it in the comments.

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Funny People Talking Trash About Their Exes Is All You Need to See Today

When you break up with someone or you get brutally dumped, you know what comes next…a lot of trash talking!

And these people are PISSED. So, naturally, they needed to vent on Twitter about their breakups.

Which is good news for us! Because we’re on the outside looking in!

Let’s get knee-deep in this drama!

1. That’s not really helping you.

2. Beware of the trash.

3. I thought that was you!

4. Zing!

5. Get this person off my back.

6. Hahahaha.

7. I might need more than that.

8. The big meeting.

9. Sandy wasn’t messing around.

10. Poor lady…

11. My mom is not on your side.

12. A dangerous game.

13. I know it’s this month…

14. Think about that…

15. The power and the glory.

As the saying goes, breaking up is hard to do.

Boy, that was a doozy!

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Walmart Is Sorry They Sold Sweaters Showing Santa Doing Lines of Cocaine

Oh boy, hang on tight for this one…

“We all know how snow works. It’s white, powdery, and the best snow comes straight from South America. That’s bad news for jolly old St. Nick, who lives far away in the North Pole.”

That’s part of  the description of an “ugly” Christmas sweater (made by FUN Wear) that was for sale on Walmart’s Canadian website – one that depicted a slightly deranged-looking Santa sitting in front of a coffee table upon which were arranged three neat little white lines of “snow,” to his apparent delight.

Yeah. Santa is really excited about getting to do some lines of good Columbian “snow.”

Some people were understandably outraged by the depiction, given (I assume) that Santa is supposed to be a wholesome character beloved by children everywhere.

Others, though, saw the intended fun in it (and would like to get their hands on one, if you know where and how).

FUN Wear sells other similar sweaters for all of your ugly sweater party needs, like Santa touching an elf and Santa roasting a snowman’s chestnuts over an open fire.

Walmart pulled the sweaters from their website with this statement:

“These sweaters, sold by a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, do not represent Walmart’s values and have no place on our website. We have removed these products from our marketplace. We apologize for any unintended offence this may have caused.”

tl;dr: Not everyone thinks Santa delighting in illegal drugs is funny, so maybe sell those things on Etsy, instead.

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People Share the Foods That Truly Disgust Them…Even Though They’ve Never Tried Them

I only have one kind of food that I really despise, but at least I can say I’ve tried it.

Do you want to know what it is?

Ethiopian food.

I know people love it and rave about it, but I’ve tried it twice at two different restaurants, and I’m just not feeling it. Put literally anything else in front of me and I’ll destroy it, but I can’t do it…

People sounded off on the foods they hate, even though they’ve never tried them. These responses come to us from the Buzzfeed Community.

1. Watermelon.

“Saying it or hearing someone say ‘watermelon’ actually makes me gag. Seeing one uncut doesn’t make me feel sick but if I see one cut up, forget about it I’m gagging. Couldn’t tell you why. Never tried it never will I physically don’t think I could? Pathetic.”

Watermelon

2. Rice pudding.

“Looks like vomit.”

3. Baked beans.

“Just looking at them makes me gag.”

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4. Oysters.

“You’re telling me shells with weird squishy meat that you SLURP OUT in them are supposed to taste good? I’ll pass now and forever thank you.”

5. Spam.

“I feel nauseous just thinking about it.”

Spam

6. Avocados.

“They look vile and I can’t think of anything that would make it seem appealing to eat.”

7. Sardines.

“Even the word feels slimy.”

Sardines

8. Kimchi.

“It smells like a foot.”

9. Sushi, especially with avocado in it.

“The textures look horrifying to me. Also, knowing how much I loathe avocado, I can just imagine sushi with avocado is two times nastier.”

Sushi

10. Shellfish.

“Things that have their skeleton on the outside freak me out.”

11. Blue cheese.

“Ain’t got close enough to try that shit. The smell is enough to keep you ten feet away.”

blue cheese

12. Brussels sprouts.

“Can’t get over the disgusting smell.”

13. Ketchup.

“It smells and looks absolutely disgusting. I can’t even touch it or get anywhere near it!”

Mmm...ketchup

14. Eggnog.

“It just seems so unappealing to me. An eggy drink? I’ll pass!”

15. Hot dogs and corn dogs.

“I know I will hate the texture and taste of them, and the smell is just disgusting.”

Hot Dog

Do you have any foods that you absolutely can’t stand?

Share them with us in the comments…and remember to tell us whether you’ve actually tried them or not.

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Enjoy These Hilarious Tweets About the Trials and Tribulations of Potty Training

It can break the will of the strongest of parents, pushing them to their absolute limits.

I’m talking about potty training.

Have you been there? Maybe you’ve even been there multiple times?

If so, these tweets might bring back some painful memories…

1. Oh, no!

2. Proud of you.

3. We all need a theme song.

4. Might be in your 20s…

5. Vicious cycle.

6. You made it!

7. Isn’t this great?

8. I think a lot of parents feel this way.

9. Let’s do it in order.

10. Going great!

11. Break out the pee socks.

12. Just do it!

13. Treat yourself.

14. That’s kind of weird.

15. Who’s in charge here?

Wooo! That sure was a rollercoaster ride, wasn’t it?!?!

Tell us about your own potty training tales in the comments!

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These Tweets Sum up the Whole Foods Shopping Experience

Whole Foods? Try Whole Paycheck, right? Hey-o!

I kid, I kid…

I like Whole Foods but it certainly has it’s niche, doesn’t it? And by niche, I mean expensive. Let’s just say that I go there about once a year for the salad bar…

Let’s get into these funny tweets about shopping at Whole Foods, shall we?

1. This might get ugly.

2. That helps.

3. She’s been there for hours.

4. I’m sure people really appreciate this.

5. Wish that was on video.

6. Hahahaha.

7. Kind of pointless…

8. Five-second rule?

9. A very good point.

10. Balls of steel.

11. Is this real?

12. Endlessly wandering.

13. Think about this before you commit.

14. That’s the cheap one!

15. Oops!

Are you a Whole Foods shopper?

Do you think these tweets hit the mark?

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Funny Tweets About Things That People Think Are Better Than Sex

Sex is great…but have you seen these tweets?

People are weighing in on social media about what they think is as good or better than doing the deed, knocking the boots, doing the horizontal mamba…or whatever you want to call it.

Let’s dive into these and get inside the heads of these folks…

1. That is SEXY.

2. Very satisfying.

3. EROTIC.

4. Not yet…

5. Way better than sex.

6. What a relief.

7. This is my space.

8. NEVER.

9. Might not be able to beat this one.

10. This has to be a fantasy.

11. Meetings are pretty brutal.

12. That’s impossible.

13. Made a new friend.

14. Showed them…

15. Ahhhh, I’m spent.

Those are pretty hilarious.

Why don’t you share your own version in the comments…we know you have a few of these on your mind!

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I Think You’re Gonna Want a 2020 Dog Shaming Calendar

Is there anything better than photos of people shaming their poor dogs to publicly humiliate them?

The answer is NO. It is, in fact, the most enjoyable thing on the planet.

And you can enjoy these kinds of shenanigans all year-round with your very own 2020 Pet Shaming Calendar. Let’s get a sneak peek…

1. You dirty doggy.

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2. Uh oh…

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3. Fresh out of the box.

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4. You filthy animal.

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5. This one takes the cake.

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6. Definitely not a part of your diet.

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7. The Jerk Store called…

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8. Stay away from the baby!

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9. A low-down, dirty shame.

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10. Guilty as charged.

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Order your calendar HERE.

And share some pics in the comments of your own bad girls and boys!

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The 2020 Irish Farmers Calendar Is Here and It Is Wonderful

I think you need this in your life. And I do, too!

The 2020 Irish Farmer Calendar is here, and let me tell you, it’s even better than last year’s version. This is the eleventh year of this wonderful collection of Irish farmers doing their thing, and it’s an annual hit.

Let’s take a look at some of these fellas.

Buy yours HERE.

1. Rub a dub dub.

Win 1 of 10 copies of the Irish Farmer Calendar!! Simple Like, Share or Tag a friend who'd ❤LOVE❤ an Irish Farmer on their wall!! 😍– farmercalendar.com

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2. In the pumpkin patch.

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3. We all need to read this book.

100% Irish Beef! January from the 2020 editon of the Irish Farmer Calendar ❤ Available now from http://farmercalendar.comPhoto credit: Ian Shipley

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Saturday, October 5, 2019

4. With a little friend.

Welcome to December 😍 Don't forget to order your copy of the Irish Farmer Calendar in good time for Christmas 🐐Only at farmercalendar.com – Worldwide Delivery

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Sunday, December 1, 2019

5. Whittling some wood.

Farmer Maurice aka Mr. March doing some beautiful woodwork on Corballis Farm on Donabate strand, Dublin 🐎– farmercalendar.com

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Thursday, November 14, 2019

6. The big race.

And the winners are … Sandra Jane, Denis McAuliffe, Helen Osborne, Maura Clarke, Susan O’Leary, Donie Anderson, Margo…

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7. Let me play you a song.

Introducing Jamie aka Mr. April having a good oul singsong with the dog 🐕To have Jamie feature on your wall for 2020, visit farmercalendar.com 😍Worldwide delivery!

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Thursday, November 7, 2019

8. Let’s get this baby running.

Last call fellas! Get your image in NOW to be featured in the 2020 Irish Farmer Calendar! Photoshoots take place in Dublin and Kilkenny. G'waaan!!! Info@farmercalendar.comPhoto credit: Fran Marshall

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Sunday, July 14, 2019

9. Smiles all around.

Introducing Ger and his laughing horse Tina! Ger can't get enough of the Farmer Calendar having also featured in the…

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Thursday, October 17, 2019

10. Let’s get a selfie.

Happy St. Patrick's Day Irish Farmer fans! ☘– farmercalendar.com

Posted by Irish Farmer Calendar on Sunday, March 17, 2019

Let’s be honest…you know you want to hang this in your home or office.

What are you waiting for?!?!

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