If You Think These Are Signs Are Passive-Aggressive, Well, You’re Right

Do you ever see a sign and it really rubs you the wrong way?

Like you feel you’re being insulted?

Hey, it happens all the time!

And we think these passive-aggressive signs will simultaneously make you laugh AND annoy you.

Take a look.

1. I think they’re trying to insult me.

Am I right about this?

2. Don’t even think about it.

Watch your step…

3. They are not a big fan of your graffiti.

So maybe you should just retire…

4. Don’t park here…

Unless you want to buy four new tires.

 

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5. Definitely not cool.

I’m talking about the person who isn’t picking up after their dog…

6. Just take it out and get it over with!

Drives me nuts…

 

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7. Well, which one is it?

I’m getting mixed messages here!

 

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8. Safety first, folks.

Or else you won’t be working today…

 

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9. I think this sign does the trick.

You better be careful!

 

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10. Only so much a sign can do…

But still…pay attention to the sign.

 

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Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

Let’s see what ya got!

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Ice Cream Shop Delights Customers With Its Funny Signs

If you happen to find yourself in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, you need to stop by a place called B&G Milkyway.

Not only do they serve delicious ice cream, but they also come up with hilariously clever signs outside their establishment that the customers really seem to enjoy.

Enjoy these funny pics of their signs and try to eat as much ice cream as you can this summer!

1. The parents really aren’t gonna like that.

Their worst nightmare…

 

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2. I’m on board with this theory.

It’s true!

 

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3. Absolutely correct!

When are we gonna learn?!?!

 

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4. Try out the sauce.

You won’t regret it.

5. Words to live by.

Businesses…take notice…

My local ice cream shop needs to contact our bosses. from funny

6. We all wanna know.

So, what’s the answer…?

My local ice cream shop dairying to ask the meaty questions. from funny

7. I knew it!

You can’t trust anyone these days.

My local ice cream shop has been a phone scam front all along…. from memes

8. Just breathe.

Keep that in mind!

 

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9. Do they exist?

I sure hope so…

 

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10. Too cold for ice cream.

Hey, it happens up there in South Dakota.

 

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How about you?

Have you seen any funny signs when you’ve been out and about lately?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks!

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Funny Bar Signs That Might Lure You Inside for a Few Drinks

Coming up with something funny to say on a sign outside a bar is tough.

The ultimate goal is to get customers to walk inside and wet their whistles and you know these places have a lot of competition, so their zingers better be good.

I was just in Chicago last week and let me tell you, the people writing the sidewalk signs there were ON POINT.

Here are some good bar signs that we think you’ll get a kick out of. Take a look.

1. Now that is COLD.

Be careful, you don’t want to get frostbite!

2. Oh great, there’s LSD in one of the bottles!

Well, at least it will be an adventure!

3. They’re not wrong about this one.

It might even be the solution you’ve been looking for…

4. You’re right, adulting is hard.

No doubt about that!

5. I like this little motto!

Never heard that one before!

6. Can I please live here?

No, you have to go home once in a while. Sorry…

7. The Bieber rage out there is real.

Don’t mess with these people!

8. I see what you did there!

Totally inappropriate…and hilarious!

9. Avoid real life at all costs!

It’s just not worth it!

10. The only 3 Bs you’ll ever need.

But how do you rank them…?

11. Vino is life for some…

Are you one of them?

12. Let us all take a moment to remember 2020…

Now get out there and have some fun!

Have you seen any funny bar signs on the street lately that made you want to stop in and have a cold one?

Share some pics with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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People Shared the Funniest Signs They’ve Encountered

You gotta keep your eyes peeled, or you might miss the good stuff.

I’m talking specifically about the multitude of signs that you see every single day without giving them a second thought.

Well, we’re here to inform you that it would be in your best interest to stay focused and pay attention to all the signs out there because there are a lot of hilarious ones to enjoy.

And you’re probably missing some good ones…because life can move pretty fast.

We think the signs in this collection really hit the funny spot. Let’s take a look!

1. A little Math humor.

Can you say “Nerd Alert”?!?!

You’re obsessing about this! from funnysigns

2. Read it. Know it. Live it.

These folks aren’t messing around.

Coffee menu from funnysigns

3. Oscar did what you asked of him.

This is kind of brilliant.

Well That’s A Good Way from funnysigns

4. Joe caused a lot of trouble in these parts.

No more accidents!

We all know that one guy… from funnysigns

5. Wrap it up, folks!

Do you think this actually works?

Think about it next time from funnysigns

6. This guy speaks for a lot of people out there.

He’s a real pioneer.

Target from funnysigns

7. Let’s just get this straight.

I feel this one deep in my soul.

Just to be clear from funnysigns

8. The Roomba has escaped!

This could get very ugly…

Roomba on the run! from funnysigns

9. I like this.

Who would throw rocks at an animal?

sign in India from funnysigns

10. This is amazing!

Way to go, fellas!

Stubborn from funnysigns

11. Let’s settle this once and for all.

Are we clear?

Am I in the right place? from funnysigns

12. You can do it!

A little encouragement never hurts.

Push! from funnysigns

Now we want to hear from all the readers out there.

In the comments, share some photos of the funniest signs that have made YOU laugh.

Please and thank you!

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Hilarious Signs You Need to Take a Look At

Hey, there!

Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs!

You know what I’m talking about, right? I’m referring to all the funny advertisements and other assorted signs that you see on a daily basis but that you don’t really pay attention to all that often.

Well, we’re gonna change that today, because you’re about to see some hilarious signs that we think are gonna make you laugh in a big way.

Are you ready to chuckle? Let’s get down to business!

1. I’ve often wondered this myself.

Anyone out there have some answers?

Found on r/memes from funnysigns

2. Don’t hide any more bodies here, please.

This dumping ground is now off-limits.

No trespassing from funnysigns

3. I need one of these for my house.

I’m tired of folks just stopping by!

The good news is we do accept debit cards. from funnysigns

4. Freddie Mercury for the win!

Wear a mask, folks! Freddie says so!

We will, we will… Think of a better title next time from funnysigns

5. Poor Pete…he never had a chance.

He will be missed.

F from funnysigns

6. This sign is right on.

I don’t see anything wrong with it, do you?

Spellbound ! from funnysigns

7. Don’t trust this cat!

He’s been lying for years about this.

wonder how many times someone knocked before the sign was made from funny

8. Drink ’em if you got ’em!

Might as well, right?

Heard from funnysigns

9. This is really clever.

I wonder where they got the car…

That’s a big muffin from funnysigns

10. Roger sounds like a lot of fun.

The guy lived life on his terms.

Not all hero wear capes. Some create signs of miserable joy. from funnysigns

11. This seems to be working…

Is someone missing a Wet Floor sign out there?

Well… from funnysigns

12. El Arroyo strikes again!

They’re always at the top of their game!

This isn’t what I signed up for from funnysigns

How about you?

Are there any signs you’ve seen lately that have really made you laugh?

If so, please share them with us in the comments. Thanks in advance!

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This Restaurant in Texas Is Still Putting up Hilarious Signs During the Shutdown

They still got it!

I’m talking about the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas, a place that has been known for their hilarious signs out in front of their establishment for quite some time now.

And, since we’re obviously living in very strange times, the folks at El Arroyo have adapted their sign game to reflect the current times.

Their signs lately have focused on the pandemic and the shutdown in a very way that no doubt gives their customers and folks passing by a good laugh.

Let’s take a look at what they’ve been up to at the El Arroyo.

1. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

People really love it! And they have nothing else to do!

2. This one is good.

Very clever, guys and gals!

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3. These are words to live by.

Thicc for the win!

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Love in the time of COVID 🧡

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4. That’s code for Covid.

And I like it!

5. I think we might have?

I can’t even keep track anymore.

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6. Did I say that out loud?

Be careful on your Zoom calls, people.

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Time for a “coffee” refill…

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7. I feel this deep in my soul.

Does this apply to you?

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Fattening the curve is going better than expected…

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8. Stay as far away from me as possible.

Can we agree on that? Where do I sign?

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Please maintain 6ft away from me forevermore.

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9. People are moving WAYYYY too slow.

Get out of my way!

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Brb speaking to the manager

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10. A sign of the times.

Mixing up the diseases.

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Call (512)474-1222 for inquiries. (And margaritas!)

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11. Ain’t that the truth?

Yeah, what happened to all those folks?

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Where’d the “he’s my everything” posts go

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12. Times have changed…

In a huge way.

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2021: Avoid 👽s

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13. Ladies…is this true?

I think it’s probably true…

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Those are great!

Have you seen any funny business or church signs during the lockdown?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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Movie Theaters Are Giving Us the Giggles With Their Hilarious Lockdown Signs

Would you go see a movie anytime soon? It seems so strange that just a couple of months ago, it wouldn’t be weird to go see a flick with a friend in a crowded theater and load up on snacks. But now…well…

In the meantime, though, movie theaters are using their marquee signs to help make folks laugh and I think they’re doing a pretty damn good job. Here are some good signs that we think will bring a smile to your face.

Enjoy.

1. With Kevin Costner?

Only dance with yourself right now?

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Favorite one yet #pandemichumor #parkwaytheater

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2. Time to hunker down.

Do it at home with some good movies!

3. How all relationships are starting now.

Zoom it up, folks!

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New marquee Friday 👀

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4. Feels like an eternity…

But it’ll be over at some point!

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The Parkway is still on-point with their marquee.

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5. Bring on the summer!

Let’s all get outside and play..at a safe distance.

6. Me, too…

But, it is what it is.

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Update marquee ✅ #stayhomemn

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7. No encounters at all.

At least, not for now.

8. Very hope, we hope!

We need movie theaters in our lives!

9. Giving out a good recommendation.

Hey, thanks a lot!

10. All the appropriate titles.

Going stir crazy…

11. Nothing going on at all.

I can’t wait until this ramps back up.

12. Amazing! Marty McFly!

And posted by Michael J. Fox himself!

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Thanks #bobgale and @kigginstheatre

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Funny stuff, right?

Have you seen any good signs from businesses during the shutdown? If so, please tell us about them and share a photo in the comments if you have them.

Please and thank you!

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Funny Signs From a Texas Restaurant That Might Make You Howl

During this crisis we’re all going through, THANK GOD that a lot of restaurants are still open for takeout.

One of those places is the El Arroyo in Austin, Texas. They’re not only open, they’ve stepped up their sign game in a major way to make customers and passers-by have a hearty laugh in this time of uncertainty.

Here are 13 signs from the El Arroyo that are pretty darn funny.

1. My hands have an alcohol problem.

Are you going through this right now, too?

2. Now you’re in the dog’s shoes…

Going a little stir crazy, are we?

3. That’s what we’ve been reduced to at this point.

How do you feel about this turn of events?

4. Carpe all those Diems, people!

That’s gonna feel pretty good, huh?

5. Try to avoid this if possible.

Nobody wants to hear your Zoot Toot.

6. They make an excellent point. 

Good thing we don’t have to hunt tacos in the wild, huh?

7. Ahhhhh! The horror!

That poor SOB…I’ll pray for him or her.

8. Sweats 4 Lyfe.

All day, every day! At least for now…

9. Good for your boobs!

Let them be free!

10. Summer body is put on hold until 2021.

Too much pizza, nachos, beef jerky, beer, tequila, the list goes on and on.

11. That wasn’t very professional.

You should refer them to HR.

12. Suzie is really acting out in class lately!

Are you having these kinds of conversations in the mirror?

13. Six feet apart, people…

Words to live by…

I’d love to go back to Austin and give this place a shot. My motto in life is “I can eat Mexican food every day of my life for every meal and I’d still never get sick of it.”

How about you? Have you seen any funny signs from businesses during this whole lockdown?

If so, please share a photo or tell us about it in the comments.

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These Vet Clinics Are on Top of it With Their Hilarious Cat Signs

Your primary concern when you bring your cats and dogs to the vet clinic is for them to be safe and comfortable…but it doesn’t hurt when the people running the place are also hilarious!

And that’s exactly what’s going on with the folks who are in charge of these vet clinics across the country.

These funny signs all deserve an A+, gold star rating.

Let’s take a look!

1. That was a bad idea.

#funnysign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Monday, November 7, 2016

2. A little cat/Star Trek mash-up.

Fuzzy Says:

Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Thursday, July 9, 2015

3. Keeping an eye on things.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

4. Making all kinds of noise.

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013

5. Get your pets spayed!

Is feels like it's been months since I changed the marquee

Posted by Eau Gallie Veterinary Hospital on Monday, May 18, 2015

6. Top of the meowtain.

😹⛰

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, January 24, 2019

7. …And the Sorcerer’s Stone…

That's siriusly riddikulus 😹✨

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, July 22, 2018

8. Gold medal winner.

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Monday, January 7, 2013

9. This one is actually very impressive.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

10. And there you have it!

Posted by Petaluma Veterinary Hospital on Saturday, July 21, 2018

Man, those are entertaining!

Does your vet clinic put up signs like these?

If so, share them with us in the comments. This stuff never gets old!

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Check out Some of the Funniest Cat Jokes That Vets Put up on Their Signs

You gotta be sharp to get a funny joke on the sign for your business that actually works. It’s a delicate balance – one that can be difficult to strike.

And it becomes even more challenging when we’re talking about veterinarian offices. And cats on top of that.

But these people all nailed it!

Get ready to laugh…

1. Very true

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Thursday, September 28, 2017

2. This is my sister’s vet in Baton Rouge! No joke!

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Friday, September 13, 2013

3. They’re still in charge

They definitely have not. 😂

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, April 26, 2018

4. Ignoring you

Cats would never text back and leave you on read. 😂🐱

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Tuesday, May 16, 2017

5. Hey o!

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, September 16, 2018

6. 50/50

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, February 4, 2018

7. Ain’t that the truth?

Posted by Highland Road Animal Hospital on Friday, September 13, 2013

8. Hairball City

Because, even if you've got hardwood floors, your cat WILL find that one square foot of carpet #lifewithcats

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, April 3, 2014

9. You need a black belt

#funnyvetsign #ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Sunday, March 18, 2018

10. I learned it from watching you!

Fuzzy wants you to know:

Posted by Acton Animal Hospital on Monday, September 15, 2014

11. Cat thoughts

The things cats think… 😹

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Tuesday, January 23, 2018

12. That’s impossible

#funnysign # ccvc

Posted by Carroll County Veterinary Clinic on Friday, May 26, 2017

13. Four good ones

Didn't get a chance to drive by this week? Never fear, the online signboard is here! #verypunny

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Sunday, September 17, 2017

14. I actually laughed at this

They're purrty easy to spot.

Posted by Frontier Veterinary Hospital on Friday, July 25, 2014

15. And…let’s end with a zinger

😹⛰

Posted by Holly Ridge Veterinary Hospital on Thursday, January 24, 2019

Those are all very humorous and I’d be proud to bring my cat Mr. Whiskers there.

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