Code Words That Industries Use and Don’t Want People to Know About

Have you ever heard a term and thought, “what are these people talking about?”

Yeah, me too. And that’s why I’m writing this today. Because certain industries have these code words that they use to trick us… and I’m just not one for many secrets.

Today we’ll be looking at 12 code words used by select fields that you never knew until now.

Let’s go!

12. Pucker Factor

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When shizz gets real on the battlefield… how much “pucker factor” is how much you have to clench your cheeks IF you don’t want to, well… shizz yourself.

Pucker up, buttercup!

11. Birth Control Glasses

You know those REALLY ugly glasses that the military gives out?

Yeah, those will prevent you from having any sex.

Thus… birth control glasses!

10. Yoda Conditions

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When computer programmers basically just reverse the terms of expression… a condition Yoda it is.

The graphic above illustrates a situation like this. When the terms are reversed, it can mean something completely opposite or even unrelated.

9. P.O.O.H.

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No, this isn’t about the charming literary character with a proclivity for honey.

But… when there’s not enough honey (oil) in the hole… it’s time to pull out.

Or… “Pull Out Of Hole”

8. Suck. Squeeze. Bang. Blow.

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I’d tell you to get your mind out of the gutter, but there’s no way this wasn’t conceived by a naughty mind.

A four-stroke engine (stroke…heh) goes through these stages in its power cycle.

Of course there are other names for these stages, and here they are: intake (suck), compression (squeeze), combustion and power stroke (bang), and exhaust (blow).

That was satisfying!

7. Crop Dusting

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This one is hilarious because we ALL knew this happened.

It’s when flight attendants silently rip a fart while they walk down the aisle.

Yep! Knew it!

6. Bury The Hatchet

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This one is actually terrifying, because it involves mistakes in medicine.

When a surgeon leaves one of their instruments inside somebody during a surgery… and they need to just make peace with that fact… that’s burying the hatchet.

Yikes!

5. Penguin Diagram

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This one is funny because it’s based on a joke.

The story goes that physicist John Ellis lost a bet and had to include the word “penguin” somewhere in a paper of his.

Thus “penguin diagrams” was born to describe interactions between quantum particles.

Not a bad way to lose a bet!

4. Refuctoring

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If you’re a computer programmer, or any employee of any company, the last thing you want to do is get replaced by somebody else.

This is where programmers have a big advantage over other people because they can make their code almost impossible to understand. And if it’s impossible to understand… nobody can maintain it.

If nobody can maintain it… a programmer can’t be fired otherwise the whole project is in jeopardy.

3. Angel Lust

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So there’s this thing called mortuary sciences, which basically means what happens to people after they’re dead. So that’s fun.

One of the more unexpected things that happens when somebody dies is that the electrical activity in their body does NOT stop.

And so, you get things like corpse erections. Yes, that actually happens.

The solution? Wait for it to die down.

Heh.

2. Deceptionist

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Some people who answer the phones are there to help. But not the deceptionists. Their job is to prevent people from reaching their bosses.

I wonder if

1. “Cum” Folder

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Pronounced “cume” … this one has to do with kid’s school records or cumulative records.

Yeah, we don’t know why they shortened it either. But I guess we all have a sense of humor.

So… any of those that you knew? Anything particular shocking?

Let us know in the comments!

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Mark Zuckerberg is the Third Person in the World to Achieve Centibillionaire Status

Even Mark Zuckerberg couldn’t have predicted that Facebook would ever grow this huge. Yet, the former Harvard dropout’s company has become not just a money-making machine but also a part of everyday life.

As a result of his brilliant and bold business, Zuckerberg has become a wealthy man. Even amongst the world’s elite, he still stands above nearly everyone else.

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In fact, the 36-year-old Facebook CEO became just the third centibillionaire in the world on Thursday, August 6. Coincidentally, the company just released Reels, its competitor to TikTok.

With a net worth in excess of $100 billion, that puts Zuckerberg on the same level as Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates.

Of course, his route to fame and fortune has been well-documented. Zuckerberg co-founded Facebook from his dorm room in 2004.

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Even years later, he still maintains a 13% stake in the company. That paid off big time recently when the company’s stock price surged by 6.5% after Reels launched on Instagram—another key part of Facebook’s assets.

Reels could turn into another revenue-generating machine given Donald Trump’s threat to ban TikTok. The Chinese-owned app has become very popular, especially with so many stuck at home during the COVID-19 pandemic.

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Speaking of the pandemic, Facebook has acknowledged that its engagement numbers have increased with people staying in their homes and perusing the platform for entertainment.

In 2020 alone, Facebook shares have increased by nearly 30%. As a result, Zuckerberg’s added $22 million to his impressive fortune.

Sadly for Zuckerberg, that still puts him well behind Bezos.

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The richest man in the world gained more than $75 billion during that same span. But who’s really counting?

What is your favorite part of the Facebook platform? Do you plan on using Reels instead of TikTok?

Tell us in the comments!

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Funny and Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Employees

I love Trader Joe’s. But, I have to admit that I don’t go nearly as much as I should. The nearest one to me isn’t very far at all, but it’s in a sort of weird complex and the parking there is a total nightmare.

I wanted to go about a week ago, but because of the pandemic they’re only letting a certain number of shoppers in at a time and when I drove by, the line to get inside was all the way around the block. Who has time for that?

Not this guy! But I’ll be back…oh, I’ll be back…

Enjoy these tweets!

1. It tends to get very emotional in there.

Meet your new therapist!

2. I’m still waiting!

This is totally on point.

3. That was a bad date…

Sorry about that…

4. I need to see them again!

And maybe get their number?

5. That’ll show him!

Everyone is in love with their cashiers.

6. They are very delightful people.

Why can’t I be like that…?

7. Yeah, that can get kind of ugly.

Well, what are you gonna do, right?

8. I need you in my life!

And I want you at my wedding!

9. It happens every time!

You know it and I know it.

10. That is HOT.

I bet you woke up covered in sweat.

11. Hahaha. You know this would happen.

The robber got bag-shamed.

12. Decisions, decisions…

This is always a tough choice.

Anyway, the point is that Trader Joe’s is pretty awesome and it has a sort of cult following not only because of the good deals and good products, but because the employees make you feel so welcome and are some of the friendliest folks around.

Have you ever had a bad experience with a Trader Joe’s employee? Especially in the check-out line? Are you a Trader Joe’s fan? Or maybe you’re even a Trader Joe’s FANATIC?

Sound off in the comments and tell us what you love so much about this one-of-a-kind grocery store.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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A “Karen” Tried to Scam a Free Meal Until She Realized Who the Owner Was

In case you haven’t heard, a “Karen” is an entitled, usually middle-aged woman who complains to authority figures about others’ behavior.

This particular Karen decided that her complaint to the manager would get her a free meal. She couldn’t have been more off-base in her assumption, specifically as it concerned the owner.

A friend of his begins the story:

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With help from his dad, the man was able to open the restaurant in the perfect location, and it was a smashing success right out of the gate. Everything was going well, until Karen showed up with her husband.

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Right away, the owner, who was also the server, knew she was going to be a problem—the complaints began as soon as she sat down. Initially, he played along .

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He knew he couldn’t keep his composure for long—so did she and, sensing a potential free meal, increased her demands.

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She asked for the manager, as Karens often do. He brought someone over to take on the role.

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She could have won an Academy Award for the story she told.

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The “owner” and the server couldn’t keep up the ruse for long. They broke character.

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The real owner came clean, and Karen was finally speechless.

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Redditors who work in restaurants loved how this story ended, and the person who told it also had a bit of an update.

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They deal with customers who try to scam free meals all the time and say restaurant owners are usually oblivious to this behavior because they’re not on the floor.

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Workers shared that this also occurs in fast food places. Even though they’re a lot cheaper, free is free to some people.

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Are you a resturant worker? Share your stories of terrible customers below!

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People Share the Terrifying Facts That Keep Them up at Night

I was a total worrywart when I was younger.

I’d lay in my bed at night and just think of all of the terrifying things that might happen: World War III, an asteroid hitting our house, packs of wild dogs roaming the neighborhood. Basically anything that could potentially cause me harm.

Now, I guess I’m just too tired to stay up past 11 p.m. most nights…hooray for getting old!

But some people are like that their whole lives! Always terrified of what’s around the next corner, what could go wrong, and, most importantly, of ACTUAL, scary FACTS that worry them to no end.

Here’s what AskReddit users had to say about the terrifying facts that keep them up at night. Let’s take a look.

1. On the edge.

“If I lose my job or he loses his job, we have some savings but capitalism will eat us alive and leave us no quarter.

If one of us gets injured or gets cancer, same thing.”

2. Irreversible.

“Humanity is well on the way to destroying itself, it’s now irreversible, but everyone is ignoring the glaring evidence and continuing on business as usual.

We’re going to see worldwide famine within the next few years but people will ignore this warning too.”

3. A reckoning.

“The dollar is worthless.

The treasury is not just empty, it owes the rest of the world trillions, and the government somehow owes itself more trillions. Despite this, or more probably because of this, we continue to spend more than the rest of the world combined on the deadliest military in history.

There will be a reckoning, and I don’t think it will be gentle or pretty.”

4. The world is crazy right now.

“The great depression is now almost certain to repeat itself since economic relief was killed by greedy republicans who were angry they didn’t get to give the lion’s share of 1 trillion dollars to their corporate pimps.

Along with the expiring legislation goes COVID-specific unemployment benefits, individual and family relief checks, EVICTION MORATORIUMS! That last one…

This nation just straight slept through the pure hatred and violence of the republicans’ actions yesterday. People don’t get what’s about to happen here. We’re going to have 15-20% homelessness by the end of the year if relief packages are not put in place.

You think the George Floyd protests have been rough? Most of the BLM protestors have something to lose. Maybe not much for some of them, but probably SOMETHING.

These newly minted homeless will have N O T H I N G to lose by going absolutely apesh*t in the streets. And I won’t have a godd*mn thing to say against them when they do. Maybe it’s about time for some of that good guillotine action…

Keep your non-perishables up to date and well stocked. Get a back log of water.

Things are about to get weird.”

5. Excessive.

“Humans kill roughly 60 billion land animals per year for unnecessary food while at the same time deforesting rainforests, polluting the atmosphere, consuming large amounts of water, creating breeding grounds for infectious diseases, using antibiotics unsustainably, and contributing to heart disease and obesity, but no one seems to care because “bacon tastes good.””

6. Saddens the heart.

“That we as a human race, decided on which race dependent on color of skin was inferior to the rest.

Saddens the heart to think older generations who suffered won’t know whether their efforts worked. (also includes genders).”

7. I feel this one.

“My dogs will pass away someday.

It’s kept me up at night multiple times.”

8. Truth.

“Humans are more disgusting and selfish than we ever admit.”

9. The Big Bang.

“The big bang could’ve been caused by a civilization that developed weapons of mass destruction and were just in a loop of evolution until eventually we become advanced enough to create an explosion so big we destroy and recreate everything from scratch.

Yeah, thank about that!”

10. A rough time.

“I’m about to be 30 in 2 years.

I’m still single and haven’t had as much s*x in life as my peers. I fear that I’ll be this awkward undesirable old dude that’s bad at s*x that’s just wandering the earth only working, doing chores and sleeping for the most part.

A lot of my peers are living in houses with furniture while I live in an apartment with little furniture. I’m working at a call center that I hate.

I am seeking another job preferably in programming since I have a bachelor’s, but due to lack of experience in that field, no one is hiring.”

11. Every day is important.

“That you have absolutely no idea if the next day will be your last. You could be with your SO having the time of your lives, picking up some food, watching a movie at your place, drinking.

Then next day comes, you get hit by a drunk driver while out on the road.”

12. Hard to think about.

“That my parents are aging and will eventually die.

I’m an only child and feel like when they die my connection to my childhood and the people that understand me and love me unconditionally will be gone.

The link to me will be gone and I’ll essentially be alone in the world.”

13. Nuclear war.

“At anytime the US wants we could start a nuclear war and the person who has control over that is umm…. underprepared for the job.

Or that at anytime Russia wants or North Korea wants or basically any other country with access to nuclear power could decide that they want to nuke us and do it.”

14. Collapse.

“The Earth’s ecosystems are collapsing, and with it our ability to collect food and water.

Billions are going to die due to hunger and violence in the coming decades.”

15. THIS.

“The fact that human beings don’t understand the concept of putting a d*mn face mask on and saving thousands of lives when they go to their local grocery store.”

16. The end.

“The end of the universe.

Not the last star, or the last neutron star that glows.

All matter has decayed as protons have half-lives.

Black holes will decay, and moments of brief light in millennia of pure darkness come as black holes collide.

After a very certain point, time becomes meaningless as whatever remains will be so stationary, you cannot observe it.

The universe achieves true equilibrium as the universe in one time point in the far future is indistinguishable from the next second, next month, next year, next millennia, next googleplex years later.”

What do you worry about at night?

What causes you to lose sleep?

Talk to us in the comments and spill your guts out!

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This Restaurant in Texas Is Still Putting up Hilarious Signs During the Shutdown

They still got it!

I’m talking about the El Arroyo restaurant in Austin, Texas, a place that has been known for their hilarious signs out in front of their establishment for quite some time now.

And, since we’re obviously living in very strange times, the folks at El Arroyo have adapted their sign game to reflect the current times.

Their signs lately have focused on the pandemic and the shutdown in a very way that no doubt gives their customers and folks passing by a good laugh.

Let’s take a look at what they’ve been up to at the El Arroyo.

1. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

People really love it! And they have nothing else to do!

2. This one is good.

Very clever, guys and gals!

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3. These are words to live by.

Thicc for the win!

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Love in the time of COVID ?

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4. That’s code for Covid.

And I like it!

5. I think we might have?

I can’t even keep track anymore.

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6. Did I say that out loud?

Be careful on your Zoom calls, people.

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Time for a “coffee” refill…

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7. I feel this deep in my soul.

Does this apply to you?

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Fattening the curve is going better than expected…

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8. Stay as far away from me as possible.

Can we agree on that? Where do I sign?

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Please maintain 6ft away from me forevermore.

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9. People are moving WAYYYY too slow.

Get out of my way!

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Brb speaking to the manager

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10. A sign of the times.

Mixing up the diseases.

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Call (512)474-1222 for inquiries. (And margaritas!)

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11. Ain’t that the truth?

Yeah, what happened to all those folks?

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Where’d the “he’s my everything” posts go

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12. Times have changed…

In a huge way.

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2021: Avoid ?s

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13. Ladies…is this true?

I think it’s probably true…

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Those are great!

Have you seen any funny business or church signs during the lockdown?

If so, please share them with us in the comments.

We’d love to hear from you!

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“Worst Buy” Comes up With Terrible Products You’d Never Need

These fake products sure are hilarious…but I’m pretty sure I don’t actually WANT any of them in my house…or do I…? I guess to each their own, right?

They’re from a very funny Instagram account called Worst Buy that specializes in dreaming up awful products that thankfully don’t exist in real life.

But they sure are a lot of fun to look at!

And I have a feeling that, like the headlines in The Onion, a number of people probably fall for these shenanigans and actually believe that some of these products are real.

People are gullible, ya know?

Let’s take a look at some of the best examples of the “worst buys” you could ever want.

1. I’m gonna be sick.

These look completely revolting.

2. These look delicious.

Don’t you agree?

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@erixworxmemes, these are… tangy…?

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3. Chew very carefully.

It still tastes good, though!

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Too spicy for my pasty ass ??? (@erixworxmemes)

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4. I’ve been waiting for this my whole life.

Haven’t you?

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Ok but does it come in a bucket??? ?? (@boxofchowder)

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5. Just not the tip.

Doesn’t seem very efficient…

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To keep you warm and comfy ?? (@adam.the.creator)

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6. Craft beers are very popular.

And these will be welcome additions!

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Did someone say brunch? ? (@boxofchowder)

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7. Put it on your burger!

Or your hot dog! Or directly into your mouth!

8. Now I’m depressed…

Sorry, everybody…

9. Fun with handcuffs!

Hours of fun!

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Chew off your own hand! ?? (@obviousplant)

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10. Hmmmm. How about that?

I wonder how big their supply is?

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You can really taste the savings ? (@doctorphotograph)

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11. This might actually work.

Why not, right?

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Kyle’s favorite ?✨ (@mythicalkitchen)

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12. It’s sick, bro!

Another big win for KYLE!

13. The whole family will love it!

Eat up, kids!

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Now in menthol! ? ? (@blumpkinspicedlatte)

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Those are hilarious! We hope you loved them!

In the comments, tell us which one is your favorite.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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People Share the Most Empowering Things About Their Jobs

Having a job that you enjoy and that EMPOWERS you is pretty incredible. And, if we’re being honest, those kinds of jobs are also pretty hard to find.

But they do exist, so don’t give up hope if you’re looking for a new gig.

It’s also nice to hear from people who are in those kinds of jobs so you can be inspired by their experiences and keep pushing for the best that you can be.

And hey, you never know: maybe you can change the culture at your own company over the course of time…

Enjoy these tweets about people talking about the empowering things they enjoy about their job.

1. I love this.

All about amplifying voices.

2. All the way.

It’s what public health is about.

3. Women in STEM.

Brilliant minds.

4. Show ’em how it’s done.

Keep up the great work!

5. Doing great work.

Helping minds.

6. Be there for them.

Getting through all the challenges.

7. Impact through art.

I love this one.

8. Research is crucial!

Working towards answers.

9. Stories are so important.

Keep them coming!

10. Feeding people.

And it’s affordable, which is nice.

11. Purpose and direction.

It’s essential work.

12. A good balance.

Works for some people, for sure.

Now we’d like to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us what you love about your job.

We can’t wait to hear what you have to say!

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This Hilarious Insta Account Imagines Nightmare Products That Nobody Wants

Y’all ready for this?

“Stuff you shouldn’t buy, even if you could…”

That’s the tagline for a hilarious Instagram account called Worst Buy that imagines fake, horrible products that you wouldn’t want to buy even if they were available.

And we think some of these made-up products will have you screaming “my eyessssss” because they are so bad. Ugh. These are definitely no bueno…

Let’s take a look and have some laughs at these totally ridiculous products.

1. I can’t wait to try it!

Wait…on second thought…

2. Very yucky stuff.

Your kids will NOT be into this.

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Good morning y’all ?? (@erixworxmemes)

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3. I’d take this right about now.

I think you might, too…

4. Looks good to me!

I do love olives…

5. This could be a million-dollar idea.

Don’t give up on this one!

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Cheers I’ll drink to that bro ? (@boxofchowder)

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6. Wayne Campbell for the win!

Please tell me that you get the reference…

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Schwing! ? ? (Facebook: Richie Day)

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7. The breakfast of champions.

Start your day off on the right foot.

8. You need this in your life.

And so do I!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CDgr–VDNfW/

9. Just slide your foot right in.

It feels wonderful!

10. A lot of people seem to be doing this anyway…

Ugh…come on, people.

11. Be careful with your teeth!

I’m just sayin’…

12. This will not be a big seller.

Parents are not into it.

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Where were these when i was a kid? ? (@deathbytoys)

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13. Might as well start them early.

We still might be working from home by the time they’re our age…

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Will to live not included ? (@adam.the.creator)

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14. What a letdown!

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

I really don’t think I need any of those in my life…

Now we want to hear from you!

In the comments, tell us which one these is your favorite.

Thanks!

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A Psycho Boss Turned Against a Productive Employee and It Didn’t Turn Out Well

You just can’t win with some employers.

We’ve all had bosses who we thought were happy with us, but out of nowhere, showed us they weren’t and that we were expendable after all.

This Redditor tells the tale of an employer who did just this. She accepted a high-ranking position with a company, and her main priorities were cleaning up the last person’s mess. She excelled at what she did.

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She worked hard, and her boss seemed like a friendly, supportive person with excellent management skills.

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However, he did have a temper, which she was aware of, but, as he only seemed to express it to others, their relationship remained fine. By the time her year-end review came around, she felt she deserved more money as she brought money into the company.

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One day, she made a small mistake. It was a simple error, but his reaction to it was so overblown that she quit on the spot. He decided to fire her at the same moment.

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The employee lives in a country that is bound by different labor laws than the U.S. In the end, her boss had to follow them. Meanwhile, the employee has had job offers left and right—if the company doesn’t act on hiring a new person as she is the only one in her department, it just won’t exist.

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Some readers wished her well at her new job.

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Others also shared their stories of terrible bosses.

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The lesson? It pays to keep your temper in check!

Have you ever worked for someone who had anger management issues? Let us know in the comments below!

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