Funny People Talking Trash About Their Exes Is All You Need to See Today

When you break up with someone or you get brutally dumped, you know what comes next…a lot of trash talking!

And these people are PISSED. So, naturally, they needed to vent on Twitter about their breakups.

Which is good news for us! Because we’re on the outside looking in!

Let’s get knee-deep in this drama!

1. That’s not really helping you.

Me: well you cheated on me

My ex (crying): but I haven’t had sex with anyone since we broke up

— Alyssa Schoener (@alyssa_schoener) October 20, 2019

2. Beware of the trash.

Watch out for your ex this midwestern wind is blowing trash everywhere

— Midwest vs Everybody (@midwestern_ope) December 3, 2019

3. I thought that was you!

Ran into my ex at big lots pic.twitter.com/W3CB0Dqfvs

— JROGERS (@JROGERS1550) August 24, 2019

4. Zing!

remembering when I said to my ex “it’s not fair to compare yourself to bojack horseman, he’s shown personal growth”

— Audrey Kaufman (@KaufmanAudrey) October 29, 2019

5. Get this person off my back.

Whoever is sleeping with my ex needs to do better because he’s still texting me lol

— Brooklyn (@Brrooklynjade) August 29, 2019

6. Hahahaha.

This is by an ex who dumped me pic.twitter.com/jew6OLE3Qx

— Tweet_Deck The Halls (@Tweet_Dec) November 3, 2017

7. I might need more than that.

When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex's were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz

— mother of dragons (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016

8. The big meeting.

My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)

— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014

9. Sandy wasn’t messing around.

This is still the most accurate "girls before and after a breakup" pic pic.twitter.com/eBgYb52tE1

— Maya (@Mayaa_harperr) November 16, 2015

10. Poor lady…

I would like to congratulate my ex's new wife on giving up orgasms

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) August 21, 2019

11. My mom is not on your side.

my ex: i want you back.

me: my mom said no.

— Kyla (@KeepingupwKyla) October 11, 2019

12. A dangerous game.

Am I the only one who don't be thinking about my ex AT ALL??? https://t.co/WHXucrOQn1

— Ahriel Nari (@AhrielNari) October 24, 2019

13. I know it’s this month…

When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV

— Black Gloves. (@Chubbyy__) November 13, 2016

14. Think about that…

All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.

— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013

15. The power and the glory.

My ex said his new girlfriend was scrolling through Facebook & saw one of my tweets. She showed it to him because it made her laugh. Now he has to live with the knowledge that she thinks I'm funny even though he never thought I was. I feel so powerful right now.

— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt) September 27, 2019

As the saying goes, breaking up is hard to do.

Boy, that was a doozy!

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December 13, 2019

People Share Their Funny #ChristmasBreakupExcuses

A lot of people get dumped around the holidays for one reason or another. The pressure, the fighting, family issues. There are a lot of potential excuses for doing the deed.

These folks shared funny, punny, probably-not-real-but-who-can-say #ChristmasBreakupExcuses for all of us to enjoy. Ho Ho Ho!

1. I see what you did there.

I just wanna be by my elf. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— emceekayvee (@emceekayvee) December 9, 2016

2. I knew this one was coming.

You're a ho-ho-ho#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— memes (@iFunnymemeIG) December 9, 2016

3. Not a good thing to hear.

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses you don't make my bells jingle anymore

— DKT (@darleneturner53) December 9, 2016

4. Zing!

I need someone who is nice list in the streets, naughty list in the sheets. #ChristmasBreakupExcuses

— April Lavalle (@imatoofbrush) December 9, 2016

5. That’s pretty good.

It's not yule, it's me. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— T-Dub (@Norseman86) December 9, 2016

6. Oh, no!

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses: Someone else is stuffing my stocking. pic.twitter.com/AsWTr009hB

— Difficult People (@DifficultOnHulu) December 9, 2016

7. It’s hard to explain.

Just beClaus.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Black Coffee In Bed On Black Friday (@mwgfla) December 9, 2016

8. Sounds likely.

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses I got a job as a backup elf so I have to move to the North Pole.

— Tonto_Kawalski (@TONTOKAWALSKI) December 9, 2016

9. This is legit.

You refuse to celebrate #Festivus…The real holiday to be celebrated. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses pic.twitter.com/SRoq8cP92a

— StevenEveral (@StevenEveral) December 9, 2016

10. Fun with words! Oh, and we’re done.

Your presents is no longer needed.#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— All that I need, look at all the love we've found (@SethFromThe716) December 9, 2016

11. It’s Opposite Day.

You know that song "all I want for Christmas is you"? Well it's like the opposite of that. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Jamie Lynn (@jamielynn8282) December 9, 2016

12. Showed her.

You told me Santa Claus wasn't real.

I told you neither is this relationship. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Shea Browning (@SheaBrowning) December 9, 2016

13. Classy move.

My phone's being disconnected in January, so we need to break up now while I can still text you this. #ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Brian Whelmingly (@Chewbacca_Sound) December 9, 2016

14. That’s harsh.

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses your candy cane just isn't big enough for me

— Dave (@dgelhar50) December 9, 2016

15. This is a good one to finish with.

The Stockings were hung by the chimney w/care…
Then I discovered your legs needed Nair.

#ChristmasBreakUpExcuses

— Alan (@DerbyWill) December 10, 2016

They’re Grinches! All of ’em, I tell ya!

Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a holiday breakup? Tell us about it in the comments.

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September 13, 2019

We Can Safely Assume 13 Exes Who Are Not Friends Anymore

Relationships can be tough stuff – it’s not all honeymooning around. If you’ve ever experienced a bad breakup, you know what I’m talking about. Fighting, pettiness, non-stop arguing.

It’s no fun at all.

And I think it’s safe to assume that all of these people are no longer friends anymore. Not by a long shot.

1. Wow! That is brutal!

One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo

— Andy Rose (@AndyyRogers) July 24, 2017

2. He just wants his MF’n shirt back.

I posted a picture on my insta in my ex’s shirt and let’s just say he probably won’t ask for it back again anytime soon pic.twitter.com/00ypwNBEf8

— Lyss (@alyssanikaye11) August 7, 2019

3. Don’t mess with Mom.

my ex posted a pic of him & his newest fling on facebook, & the caption was “ain’t she pretty” & my mom’s petty ass commented “no not really”

— madi (@madison_lashane) October 26, 2017

4. At least you’re admitting it.

Guess who woke up to 17 missed called from their ex?

My ex

— Gabriel Shoe (@ShoeGabriel) August 18, 2019

5. What’s a drummer supposed to do?

I remember one time I caught my ex talking to some dude in an indie band and was telling him she’s sad and she said something along the lines of “my boyfriend is a musician (me) and hasn’t once made a song about me or how he loves me” like bro I play the drums wtf lol

— andrew (@pena_core) September 4, 2018

6. It was totally your friend’s fault.

My ex cheated a few times and when I found out and left he text my friend who of course hated us together “I hope you’re happy now, see what your negativity has done”

LOOOOOOOOOOOL IMAGINE

— Kada (@CallMeKada) December 5, 2018

7. Who are you again?

My ex came up to me in the bar last night and said “you can’t say hi?” And I said “I don’t even know who you are” and that is literally my mood all 2019

— jen & juice (@j_np1998) January 6, 2019

8. This could be it!

my ex drunk called me 29 times tonight and left a voicemail that said, “if you tweet about me again we are done forever.”
So here i am. Fingers crossed.

— KG (@kkerrrigann) June 14, 2018

9. That’ll show her!

my ex just snapchatted me saying “look what I found in my wallet” and it was video of him throwing a Polaroid of me in the trash…… okay JOE ur the weirdo who kept a picture of me in your wallet for a year lmao

— aleve pm (@greenbeangrrl) May 21, 2018

10. That’s kind of amazing.

my ex was behind me in the popeyes drive thru and he screams out his window "you fucking lied about hating chicken bitch"

— kenna (@kenna_alitz) August 17, 2017

11. No rest for you.

My ex texted me Iast night and said she couldn’t sIeep… I told her to Iook up Isaiah 48:22 //there is no rest for the wicked// lmao Ieave me aIone

— IG: @itssdarwinn (@itssdarwinn) March 19, 2019

12. Sick burn, am I right?

When Your Ex text you pic.twitter.com/UJFYPPHQcJ

— Eshīī (@eshaa_says) May 30, 2019

13. She’s not messing around.

When your ex randomly texts you pic.twitter.com/fB9vSdfMEK

— Crazy (@crazylifefacts_) April 5, 2016

Isn’t being in a relationship a TOTAL BLAST?!?! Well, sometimes it is, and then sometimes you have situations where you never, EVER, want to see the person again for as long as you live.

Let’s hope those experiences are few and far between.

Share your own ex-related horror stories in the comments, por favor!

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June 23, 2019

A Comedian Tweeted an Epic Play-By-Play of the Breakup Happening Right Next to Him

Comedian Kyle Ayers was just trying to enjoy the view on top of his NYC apartment building when a couple began breaking up right next to him. Instead of going back inside, he decided to stay out there and live tweet the whole thing. And boy are we glad he did.

Continue reading below to experience the entire epic saga for yourself.

1. That’s not really helping you.

2. Beware of the trash.

3. I thought that was you!

4. Zing!

5. Get this person off my back.

6. Hahahaha.

7. I might need more than that.

8. The big meeting.

9. Sandy wasn’t messing around.

10. Poor lady…

11. My mom is not on your side.

12. A dangerous game.

13. I know it’s this month…

14. Think about that…

15. The power and the glory.

1. I see what you did there.

2. I knew this one was coming.

3. Not a good thing to hear.

4. Zing!

5. That’s pretty good.

6. Oh, no!

7. It’s hard to explain.

8. Sounds likely.

9. This is legit.

10. Fun with words! Oh, and we’re done.

11. It’s Opposite Day.

12. Showed her.

13. Classy move.

14. That’s harsh.

15. This is a good one to finish with.

1. Wow! That is brutal!

2. He just wants his MF’n shirt back.

3. Don’t mess with Mom.

4. At least you’re admitting it.

5. What’s a drummer supposed to do?

6. It was totally your friend’s fault.

7. Who are you again?

8. This could be it!

9. That’ll show her!

10. That’s kind of amazing.

11. No rest for you.

12. Sick burn, am I right?

13. She’s not messing around.

1. A sad tale

2. What if?

3. Misery

4. Oh shit

5. Too late

6. Lesson learned

7. Best thing that ever happened

8. Ditch the bums

9. She was special…

10. Out of my life, please

11. Story about mom