Humorous and Accurate Tweets About “Adulting”

Rmember that scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler kind of loses it on the kid who says he can’t wait to grow up and go to high school?

Yeah, that’s kind of what being an adult feel like most of the time.

You miss being a kid and you miss when life was simpler and everything was a bit slower.

Adulting? Pssssshhhhhttttt.

It’s totally overrated.

Here are some funny tweets about what it means to be an adult…enjoy…if you can…

1. Over and over and over.

And then it’s ALL OVER.

Being an adult is cleaning your kitchen and then spilling wet coffee grounds everywhere. It’s like this and other bullshit over and over, until you die.

— Kayla Chow Show (@KaylaChowShow) April 22, 2020

2. I sure do love that one…

We have a special relationship.

One of the weirder things about being an adult is having a favorite stovetop burner, yet nobody talks about it. pic.twitter.com/M6QWXJ9coy

— Andrew Armstrong (@donfrijole) November 27, 2018

3. Time is running out…

Live it up…while it lasts.

18th birthday: cant wait to be 21
19th birthday: cant wait to be 21
20th birthday: cant wait to be 21
21st birthday: YEET
22nd birthday: time is fleeting; my days left on this earth are numbered

— Katie Lienemann (@katielienemann) June 24, 2018

4. You got that right.

Lots and lots of water.

When I was a child, I thought the "adult drink" was coffee.

When I became a teenager, I thought the "adult drink" was beer.

As an adult, I've realised the "adult drink" is in fact… water.

— Anna Brandberg | #BLM (@annabrandberg) December 1, 2019

5. Can’t handle this anymore.

It’s too much pressure!

I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 17, 2014

6. That’s a big kick in the gut.

Doesn’t go very far, does it?

I realized I was an adult when $1000 was no longer a lot of money

— Kristyn Anderson (@kristynirena) May 25, 2015

7. I’m sorry, Mom…

For the chicken and everything else.

Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn't take the chicken out of the freezer

— (@xenylic) May 31, 2019

8. That’s called being responsible.

Growing up in front of our eyes.

You know you're an adult when you start to pick up the ice cubes and put them in the sink instead of just kicking them under the refrigerator when they fall

— drew-jit-su (@hiphopsince76) December 31, 2019

9. Turn that thing off!

You think money grows on trees?

You know you’re an adult when you hear the heater kick in and your first thought is how much it’s going to cost

— Benjamin Schubert (@benschubie) November 11, 2017

10. Wait, what year was I born…?

I think I’m between 38 and 52…

You know you’re an adult when you have to stop & think a minute & maybe even do some simple math to figure out how old you are.

— NurseKelsey (@nursekelsey) August 29, 2019

11. Home sweet home.

Nothing like it!

You know you’re an adult when you get excited to just go home

— C (@charlinnaa) August 23, 2019

12. Adulting is VERY lame.

But, it’s the little things…

I got a bit too excited about my patio stuff arriving today

being an adult is lame pic.twitter.com/NwwCFcUC0h

— Artemishowl (@Artemishowl_) May 28, 2020

13. That easy chair is my life partner.

Don’t you dare sit there!

Being an adult is becoming unnecessarily attached to furniture, much like being attached to stuffed animals as a kid.

— Doopie (@DoopieDoodles) May 12, 2020

14. It’s so much fun!

Which game is your favorite???

Being an adult is so much fun.

For example, you get to play a game every time you wake up: What Will Hurt Today? Back? Knees? Head? Neck? Shoulders?

It’s anybody’s guess!

And sometimes you get the exciting bonus round: Did I Sleep Wrong and Pull a Muscle?

— Amy Curtis (@RantyAmyCurtis) May 8, 2020

Okay, you’ve had your fun. Now it’s time to get back to WORK because that’s what you do when you’re an adult. You WORK…and then you die.

But, before you go, please tell us how YOU feel about adulting.

Let us know in the comments!

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January 22, 2020

Tweets That Prove Being an Adult Is Totally Bogus

Being an adult really isn’t that much fun. I hate to break it to you young folks out there, but it’s the truth.

The bills pile up, your back starts to hurt, your hair falls out…what’s the deal?

I think the people behind these tweets probably agree with what I’m saying…

1. I can’t deal with this right now.

I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 17, 2014

2. Now I get it…

Adulting is finally understanding why your parents would get so mad about you leaving a light on

— Brandon Moore (@moore_brandon_) October 28, 2018

3. Well, that’s depressing.

adulthood is actually realizing no one gives a fuck about you & the show must go on

— jary (@JaryZaidi) November 6, 2018

4. Maybe they have a life coach?

How do people work 10+ hours a Day then come home and workout and cook? Adulting is an extreme sport

— Ari (@ari_b15) June 21, 2018

5. I’ve been up for hours.

Adulting is texting your friends at 8am on weekends and expecting responses because obviously everyone is awake

— Zickmund (@zickmund_) November 10, 2018

6. Get me out of here.

I used to sneak out of my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house.

— Madeleine Rose (@cheriemadelein) August 30, 2018

7. Now what do I do?

Being an adult means not having your bed shoved into the corner of your room and I can't deal with that.

— Katie P (@KathrynSpataky) September 27, 2016

8. Me, too, brother.

I've spent my whole life chasing the high of a scholastic book fair.

— Jack (@JGlimpel) October 16, 2016

9. What were you thinking?!?!

Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer

— Jalin Nicole (@__SOfetch) July 9, 2018

10. I’ll get right back to you.

Adult friendship is saying “let me call you back” hanging up and calling back 3-4 days later and no one takes it personal.

— BROOKLYN.J (@SmileBKLYN) January 10, 2018

11. Aren’t we all…?

I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% overworked and mentally drained but still doing my best to maintain a well balanced life

— BG (@britneyygaiaa) July 25, 2019

12. That’s a lot of stuff.

Adulting is balancing your job + money, friend/relationships and your personal time with yourself, paying your credit card on time all while keeping your emotions in tact. #Adulting

— ItGIRL (@AaliyahJay) July 21, 2019

13. Might as well.

ive been thinking about it and ive realized it is in my financial best interest to pass away

— alex (@uhhdamn) July 28, 2019

14. Thanks a lot, ouija board…

me: is there a spirit in my house
ouija board: *slides to yes*
me: great your portion of the rent is 650 it’s due the first of the month
ouija board: F U C K

— kelly (@kelllicopter) June 20, 2018

15. Funny how things change, isn’t it?

me at 14: can’t wait to travel the whole world once i’m earning my own money

me now: mustn’t forget that tupperware at work, it’s my only one

— Scott Dodds (@itsBOMBARDIER) June 22, 2018

How’s the adult life treating you?

Tell us all about it in the comments. We’re here to listen, friends…

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January 18, 2020

Enjoy Some Funny Posts About the Pains of Adulting

Remember when you were young and you couldn’t wait to be all grown up?

Like me, you probably thought it would be a never-ending party full of fun and games. And then…you realize it’s nothing like that at all and reality sets in. Being an adult can be a real drag, huh?

These tweets about adultiing should make you laugh…and maybe cry just a little bit.

1. What am I even doing here?

No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don't want to go in the first place.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 14, 2019

2. What’s the point of this?

Apparently being an adult means working all day and still not getting to buy what I want.

— Relatable (@omgrelatabIe) July 17, 2019

3. $$$$$$$$$$

Being an adult is so expensive

— Sarah Belle (@sarahbelle93) July 15, 2019

4. Tell me what I’m doing wrong.

pros of being an adult: no one tells you what to do

cons of being an adult: no one tells you what to do

— Morgane le Fay☾ (@morgancrawf) July 17, 2019

5. Yes, pretty much.

so being an adult is just never ending chores?

— duretti hirpa (@duretti) August 9, 2019

6. The trifecta.

Being an adult is basically taxes, searching for a decent sofa and being generally disappointed.

— Coeur de pirate (@beatricepirate) August 12, 2019

7. Now I get it…

Being an adult is just finally getting why your mom was upset about stuff when you were a kid.

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) August 13, 2019

8. Knickknacks for days.

FINALLY GOT A SHELF FULL OF RANDOM SHIT. THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT IS. JUST BUYING FUCKING SHELVES AND THEN BUYING TINY THINGS TO PUT ON THEM.
OVER AND OVER.
UNTIL YOU DIE. pic.twitter.com/JY2S8LYKel

— LIL PHAG (@elijahdaniel) July 18, 2019

9. Gonna start very soon.

being an adult is just saying “after THIS really big purchase, i swear i’ll start saving” over and over again until you die

— poetic kate (@poetickate) July 14, 2019

10. A truthful haiku.

A haiku about being an adult:

I am so tired
Where did all my money go
My back is hurting

— Kristen (@Kica333) October 9, 2019

11. Let’s see where this one came from…

Being an adult is literally declining calls from numbers you don’t know, then googling the number five seconds later

— caitlinfladager (@caitlinflads_) October 3, 2019

12. Ehhhh, it is what it is.

Being an adult is mostly just becoming keenly aware of exactly how you became fucked up in each specific way, but also resigning yourself to not fixing anything

— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 7, 2019

13. This is lame.

Not a single person asked me how fast I could run in my new shoes today. Being an adult fucking sucks

— Jason (@nxthingjason) October 7, 2019

14. Sometimes even 8:30.

When I was a kid I thought being an adult meant staying up as late as I wanted. Like 11 or midnight.

Turns out it’s closer to 9.

It’s 9.

— Crutches&Spice (@Imani_Barbarin) October 3, 2019

15. All the good stuff.

being an adult means getting excited about:

-owning a dyson
-using towels straight out of the dryer
-clearing your email inbox
-getting into bed by 9pm

— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) July 2, 2019

Do us a big favor: tell us about the most painful lesson you learned after you officially became an adult.

Let’s compare notes!

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January 8, 2020

A School’s “Adulting” Class Teaches Students Skills Like Paying Bills and Cooking

I wish my school had offered classes like this when I was younger. Not that I wasn’t taught essential life skills by my parents and siblings, but I just feel like it would have been worthwhile to spend more time on things like how to open a bank account in high school than certain other topics I could mention (trigonometry, anyone?).

One high school in Kentucky makes a point of teaching students basic life skills so they’ll be better prepared when they go out into the real world. At Bullitt Central High School in Shepherdsville, students were offered the chance to attend a one-day conference at the school that taught them how to do things like change a tire, pay taxes, and how to cook.

Today the YSC held an “Adulting Conference” for our Seniors. The Seniors were able to choose 3 of 11 workshops to…

Posted by Bullitt Central High School on Wednesday, December 12, 2018

The conference offered 11 different workshops throughout the day, of which students were allowed to choose 3 “to gain more knowledge and skills pertaining to their lives once they leave…BCHS.” The workshops were set up after students realized that they weren’t always leaving high school with a firm grasp on important skills that would benefit them later in life.

Bullitt Central High School seniors got a break from their normal classes on Adulting Day >>https://t.co/QKucOCbokv

— wave3news (@wave3news) December 13, 2018

The woman who organized the event, Christy Hardin , said:

“I think that the idea occurred to me originally, I saw a Facebook post that parents passed around saying they needed a class in high school on taxes, and cooking. Our kids can get that, but they have to choose it. And (Adulting Day) was a day they could pick and choose pieces they didn’t feel like they had gotten so far.”

I think this is a great idea, although I would also like to point out that a lot of high school used to offer Home Economics courses that have since been cut for various reasons, and that those classes filled this sort of niche. So we’re kind of fixing a problem that used to have a solution until we got rid of the solution…

Let us know what you think in the comments.

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October 28, 2019

These Amusing and Depressing Tweets Pretty Much Sum up Adulthood

Think back to when you were a kid and you thought to yourself: “When I get older, I’m gonna do what I want, when I want. I’m gonna eat the best food, drive a nice car, and live in a really cool house”?

Annnnnnd then, you turn 30, you live in an apartment with some random guy named Dwayne, you’re pretty broke, you take the bus, and you just had Spaghetti-Os for the fifth night in a row.

Hey, it is what it is.

But there’s always room for improvement, so keep moving forward!

And laugh at these funny tweets about the trials and tribulations of adulting.

1. Where is this pain coming from?

Birthday at 21: Takes 12 different shots from 12 different bars.

Birthday at 37: Takes two different pain relievers because I literally hurt myself sleeping.

— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) August 2, 2018

2. It’s kind of scary, isn’t it?

Man you really think your teachers are pure & innocent growing up until youre an adult and all your wild friends are now employed teaching the youth of america

— Brian (@Brian___L) October 19, 2018

3. Now I get it…

Me at 15: Why do my parents watch fucking HGTV all day?

Me at 23: Damn, the granite countertops really do make that kitchen pop

— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) March 30, 2018

4. Now I’m in a good mood.

If replacing a dirty dish sponge with a new one puts you in a good mood, you’re officially an adult pic.twitter.com/LyyUrgqWIp

— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) May 3, 2018

5. Put that off as long as possible.

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

— 𝓢𝔱𝔢𝔭𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔞 (@StxphhBby) July 29, 2018

6. I’m sorry, Mother.

Adulting is finally understanding why your mom was so upset with you when you didn’t take the chicken out of the freezer

— Jalin Nicole (@__SOfetch) July 9, 2018

7. You might need a life coach.

I'm an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.

— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) May 17, 2014

8. Funny how things change.

Me as a kid: when I’m an adult, I’m gonna stay up all night & eat whatever I want.

Me as an adult: if I don’t finish this glass of water and go to bed by 9, I’m gonna die.

— T. A L E X A N D R I A (@akellerfullife) January 12, 2019

9. That’s what we do for fun now.

1.Not leaving my room
2.Not leaving the house
3.Missing someone's birthday party

My childhood punishments have become my adult hobbies.

— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) April 24, 2016

10. Sleeping is a lot of fun.

as an adult, i can literally do whatever i want to, but i always end up wanting to just go to sleep.

— ໊ (@trvpism) November 24, 2018

11. What is going on here?!?!

peak adulting is when you start using the phrase “they done lost their damn mind” regarding prices at the grocery store

— Heardju Walker (@Mariannoo) November 11, 2017

12. You can cancel this time.

Most adult friendships are just figuring out whose turn it is to cancel plans.

— Erica (@SCbchbum) February 23, 2015

13. Or all of the above!

By the time you turn 30 you should have at least one of the following:

1. A drawer full of random cords

2. Tupperware with half the lids
missing

3. Anxiety

4. A collection of plastic bags full
of other plastic bags

5. Sleep deprivation

— Kristen (@Kica333) December 5, 2018

14. We need to start the movie by 4 p.m.

Me at 18: as long as I’m in bed by 3 AM I’m good

Me now: it’s already 8PM, we can’t start a movie this late

— Modern Adult (@adultproblem) April 27, 2018

15. Turn it down!

I’m officially at the age where I hate loud and unnecessary noise.

— J. (@astoldbyjayde) September 25, 2018

Buck up, little camper!

Embrace the good things about adulthood and stop dwelling on the hard stuff. We’re all gonna be juuuuuust fine.

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August 27, 2019

15 Adults Who Might Be Considered Children Based on Their Actions

You’ve seen this story a million times. “Adults” who are failing at “adulting” and might be better off regarded as still being children.

Hey, not everyone can be a full-blown adult. And if that’s you, don’t beat yourself up about it too much, okay?

Do any of these look familiar?

1. That’s one way to do it

*Kicks last night's underwear out of pants leg*

Hi, I'm here for my job interview.

— Marl (@Marlebean) February 12, 2018

2. Work injury

Today in Alex is bad at adulting, I got hurt at work as a direct result of being dramatic while talking to a student about food pic.twitter.com/5yyCRZiTjg

— (っ◔◡◔)っ Queerly Alex, M.S.Ed. (@queercollegedad) May 21, 2019

3. Adulting IS hard

Forgot my £ for the trolleys at the supermarket. Spent 5 minutes loitering with intent in the car park until I spotted this bad boy not chained up

Found the child seat very useful for my fruit and veg!! Got scared every time I saw a security guard

Adulting is hard! pic.twitter.com/QaUoQKKKL8

— This Vet Runs (@Thisvetruns) June 18, 2019

4. You did it!

Sometimes you just gotta clean your room, apply a skincare routine, and pretend that it's equivalent to getting your life in order.

— Kick Buttowski (@wan_haffizzul) January 19, 2019

5. Nice work!

i may be messy but im ORGANISED messy. if i need eyelash glue i KNOW that theres a tube on the floor under the left side of my bed bc i saw it there when i was looking for other shit i needed and i memorised its specific and random location for future uses

— emotional support ramen (@majaanushka) January 13, 2018

6. Hahahaha

My friend sent me this picture and my gut reaction was panic…then I remembered she’s 28 and has been married for 4 years…I keep forgetting people are doing this on purpose now…#adultingfail #congrats pic.twitter.com/ojzLOQ3Oug

— Brooke KNIX (@KNIXBrooke) August 8, 2019

7. They’re called onesies

When you are childless and trying to have a serious convo with your pregnant friend about their baby registry. #adultfail pic.twitter.com/fclLRXbpn4

— Melissa Raftis (@MelissaRaftis) May 3, 2017

8. We’re all really losing our way

Me 10 years ago: What do I need a smartphone for? Waste of money.

Me now: if this GPS goes out, I’ll be dead in the woods within a day.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 16, 2019

9. Please stop

FRIEND: so how are you?

ME: I'm well, thanks!

FRIEND: what's new?

ME: not much!

FRIEND: well, what have you been up to?

ME: why are you doing this to me

— Not Sara (@smithsara79) March 26, 2018

10. Not unique to you

I have proven time and again that I cannot handle the responsibility of applying and maintaining nail polish and yet I continue to buy more of it, does this disorder have a name or is it unique to me?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2019

11. FAIL

Meant to buy medicine for my cold at target yesterday. Instead I bought two bags of sour patch kids. #adultfail

— gretchlr (@gretchlr) December 21, 2015

12. Could’ve been worse…maybe

i am bad at adulting pic.twitter.com/U1LU5NxbQJ

— Jacob Pan (@jakepeterpan) August 6, 2019

13. Winning!

My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore

— tori (@toriavaa) May 19, 2018

14. A smorgasbord

I'm so bad at adulting, went to get myself dinner for tonight & came back with this selection… WHERE IS THE DINNER HERE?! pic.twitter.com/sEPFQDG6Ek

— Jade Sura (@Jade_Sura) May 15, 2018

15. Wow. You didn’t notice?

adulting fail take 1:
having your shirt on backwards during three flights and a presentation. #needmorecoffee #adultingishard #tgif

— DFox (@MissD_Fox) August 23, 2019

Adulting FAILS!

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August 27, 2019

15 Adults Who Might Be Considered Children Based on Their Actions

You’ve seen this story a million times. “Adults” who are failing at “adulting” and might be better off regarded as still being children.

Hey, not everyone can be a full-blown adult. And if that’s you, don’t beat yourself up about it too much, okay?

Do any of these look familiar?

1. That’s one way to do it

*Kicks last night's underwear out of pants leg*

Hi, I'm here for my job interview.

— Marl (@Marlebean) February 12, 2018

2. Work injury

Today in Alex is bad at adulting, I got hurt at work as a direct result of being dramatic while talking to a student about food pic.twitter.com/5yyCRZiTjg

— (っ◔◡◔)っ Queerly Alex, M.S.Ed. (@queercollegedad) May 21, 2019

3. Adulting IS hard

Forgot my £ for the trolleys at the supermarket. Spent 5 minutes loitering with intent in the car park until I spotted this bad boy not chained up

Found the child seat very useful for my fruit and veg!! Got scared every time I saw a security guard

Adulting is hard! pic.twitter.com/QaUoQKKKL8

— This Vet Runs (@Thisvetruns) June 18, 2019

4. You did it!

Sometimes you just gotta clean your room, apply a skincare routine, and pretend that it's equivalent to getting your life in order.

— Kick Buttowski (@wan_haffizzul) January 19, 2019

5. Nice work!

i may be messy but im ORGANISED messy. if i need eyelash glue i KNOW that theres a tube on the floor under the left side of my bed bc i saw it there when i was looking for other shit i needed and i memorised its specific and random location for future uses

— emotional support ramen (@majaanushka) January 13, 2018

6. Hahahaha

My friend sent me this picture and my gut reaction was panic…then I remembered she’s 28 and has been married for 4 years…I keep forgetting people are doing this on purpose now…#adultingfail #congrats pic.twitter.com/ojzLOQ3Oug

— Brooke KNIX (@KNIXBrooke) August 8, 2019

7. They’re called onesies

When you are childless and trying to have a serious convo with your pregnant friend about their baby registry. #adultfail pic.twitter.com/fclLRXbpn4

— Melissa Raftis (@MelissaRaftis) May 3, 2017

8. We’re all really losing our way

Me 10 years ago: What do I need a smartphone for? Waste of money.

Me now: if this GPS goes out, I’ll be dead in the woods within a day.

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 16, 2019

9. Please stop

FRIEND: so how are you?

ME: I'm well, thanks!

FRIEND: what's new?

ME: not much!

FRIEND: well, what have you been up to?

ME: why are you doing this to me

— Not Sara (@smithsara79) March 26, 2018

10. Not unique to you

I have proven time and again that I cannot handle the responsibility of applying and maintaining nail polish and yet I continue to buy more of it, does this disorder have a name or is it unique to me?

— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 23, 2019

11. FAIL

Meant to buy medicine for my cold at target yesterday. Instead I bought two bags of sour patch kids. #adultfail

— gretchlr (@gretchlr) December 21, 2015

12. Could’ve been worse…maybe

i am bad at adulting pic.twitter.com/U1LU5NxbQJ

— Jacob Pan (@jakepeterpan) August 6, 2019

13. Winning!

My friends make fun of me for having a messy car but yesterday mcdonalds didn’t give Maddie bbq sauce for her nuggets and guess what I had in my back seat??? bbq sauce so I don’t wanna hear it anymore

— tori (@toriavaa) May 19, 2018

14. A smorgasbord

I'm so bad at adulting, went to get myself dinner for tonight & came back with this selection… WHERE IS THE DINNER HERE?! pic.twitter.com/sEPFQDG6Ek

— Jade Sura (@Jade_Sura) May 15, 2018

15. Wow. You didn’t notice?

adulting fail take 1:
having your shirt on backwards during three flights and a presentation. #needmorecoffee #adultingishard #tgif

— DFox (@MissD_Fox) August 23, 2019

Adulting FAILS!

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August 11, 2019

15 People Share the Basic Life Skills They Should’ve Learned, but Never Did

Okay, time for everyone to spill their guts…

Are there certain life skills that most adults have…except you, who are totally clueless? Maybe changing a tire? Cooking even the most basic meal?

A Twitter user shared this post and it set off an epic thread where people came clean about what they don’t know how to do.

Yesterday we learned that our landlord (a Stanford-educated engineer) doesn't know how to open a combination lock. And Joel admitted he can't blow up balloons. So now I'm obsessed with knowing what everyone's weird life skill blind spots are.

— Jenée (@jdesmondharris) August 4, 2019

Here are some of the best responses.

1. Keep trying!

I live this thread! I can't hook my bra behind my back. I hook it in front and scurry it around.

— Elizabeth Picciuto (@epicciuto) August 4, 2019

2. Might want to work on that

I have no idea how to make small talk.

Someone says "What's new?" and my brain just goes blank. Can't remember anything that's happened recently or what my upcoming plans are, grasp desperately for anything to talk about, panic, drown.

— Baddus (phony name to indicate badassery) Acid (@baddusacid) August 4, 2019

3. I can’t either…

I can't cornrow or whistle that 2-finger whistle to save my life.

— Jaeda Laurez (@DarthJaeda) August 4, 2019

4. A dying skill

I look at an analog clock way too long before I can tell what time it is smh

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) August 4, 2019

5. Where am I?

I'm so bad at navigation that my friends use my gut feeling as an indicator of the wrong/opposite direction to go.

— Keni (@KeniLF) August 4, 2019

6. Panic-inducing

I overthink the arrival vs departure areas at airports. You're always arriving, even when you're there to depart. Perhaps someone else is arriving, only to later depart. It's a panic inducing couple of min.

— Serena Padilla-Caplins (@SapCaps) August 5, 2019

7. That’s kind of hard TBH

I'm not great at estimating distances or square footage. "Oh, it's about 40 yards away." "Yeah, they just bought a 5,000-square foot house." Shh.

Also, that trick of creating curls or waves with a flat iron? I'm convinced it's fucking sorcery.

— D from The D (@DanaKMofo) August 5, 2019

8. I’m with you on this one, brother

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN TYING A TIE. IVE WATCHED YOUTUBE TUTORIALS AND ALL THAT, STILL CANT DO IT.

— THE KID MERO (@THEKIDMERO) August 4, 2019

9. Ironing sucks

definitely ironing. I can iron for 30 minutes and still not get a crease out

— abdullah s (@AShihipar) August 4, 2019

10. 0% success rate

Parallel parking. Every time, 0% chance of success. We’ll just have to park six blocks away and walk.

— 𝔾𝕒𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕦 (@Gayer_Than_Thou) August 5, 2019

11. The videos aren’t helping

I can’t fold fitted sheets. And the YouTube instructional videos don’t help.

— Angela Taylor (@angieptaylor) August 4, 2019

12. Let me explain…

The billing lady at my OB tried to explain something about my insurance deductible for about 20 minutes and I almost cried. You could explain deductibles 1000 times to me and I’ll understand it for about 30 seconds, tops.

— SecretlyStephie (@SecretlyStephie) August 4, 2019

13. Can’t snap

also i can’t snap

— Talia Lavin (@chick_in_kiev) August 4, 2019

14. Bunny ears

Still don't know how to tie my shoes. I mean I do but….not that one loop, wrap the string around, loop it under method. Grown ass man out here still doing the two bunny ears. Sad.

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh…. (@DragonflyJonez) August 4, 2019

15. Don’t give up yet

I can’t wink…. pic.twitter.com/5gd2dMdISi

— CJ, Master of Drinking Horns (@metisserie) August 4, 2019

What are the basic life skills you never learned? Share in the comments!

I think I might need to hire a life coach…

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1. Over and over and over.

2. I sure do love that one…

3. Time is running out…

4. You got that right.

5. Can’t handle this anymore.

6. That’s a big kick in the gut.

7. I’m sorry, Mom…

8. That’s called being responsible.

9. Turn that thing off!

10. Wait, what year was I born…?

11. Home sweet home.

12. Adulting is VERY lame.

13. That easy chair is my life partner.

14. It’s so much fun!

1. Way to go!

2. Once in a while is A-OK.

3. Sobering up.

4. You should probably do this more often.

5. Sunshine is good for you.

6. Hello, Mother.

7. Keep that thing alive.

8. Improve that credit score.

9. Gotta do it sometimes.

10. Building healthy bones.

11. All the way down to zero.

12. That’ll show the boss.

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1. I can’t deal with this right now.

2. Now I get it…

3. Well, that’s depressing.

4. Maybe they have a life coach?

5. I’ve been up for hours.

6. Get me out of here.

7. Now what do I do?

8. Me, too, brother.

9. What were you thinking?!?!

10. I’ll get right back to you.

11. Aren’t we all…?

12. That’s a lot of stuff.

13. Might as well.

14. Thanks a lot, ouija board…

15. Funny how things change, isn’t it?

1. What am I even doing here?

2. What’s the point of this?

3. $$$$$$$$$$

4. Tell me what I’m doing wrong.

5. Yes, pretty much.

6. The trifecta.

7. Now I get it…

8. Knickknacks for days.

9. Gonna start very soon.

10. A truthful haiku.

11. Let’s see where this one came from…

12. Ehhhh, it is what it is.

13. This is lame.

14. Sometimes even 8:30.

15. All the good stuff.

1. Where is this pain coming from?

2. It’s kind of scary, isn’t it?

3. Now I get it…

4. Now I’m in a good mood.

5. Put that off as long as possible.

6. I’m sorry, Mother.

7. You might need a life coach.