Certain tweets are only funny for a few minutes, but others can get shared over and over and you’ll still laugh at them every single time they pop up in your feed.
The latter are harder to find, and if you haven’t run across these 15, we think you’re missing out.
If you have, you’ll probably laugh again anyway.
15. If only it had been a marble rye.
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."— David Hughes (@david8hughes) June 1, 2014
14. There’s no judgement in Amazon land.
sometimes having a family amazon account is…..embarassing pic.twitter.com/6uXX2xWvWl
— eco goth (@5150wonderbread) October 15, 2019
13. GET OUT.
Our relationship with ants is weird. Ants are, like, "Hey, I only want these crumbs, ok?" and we're all, "No you motherfucking will not."
— Jason but 2% Jollier (@longwall26) July 23, 2014
12. I think we all know the answer to that.
Which is the hardest for you to say:
1. I love you
2. I was wrong, I’m sorry
3. I need help
4. Worcestershire Sauce
5. I appreciate you— C
(@CA_AUA) September 16, 2019
11. And one only hurts for a minute.
"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know"
Me: wow 3 kids… those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
— Emily Barry (@EmiBarry) July 26, 2017
10. Variety is the spice of life.
wife hoping for a normal day: good morning
me: im gonna try to become left handed— myrrhman5 (@murrman5) December 5, 2018
9. No one missed that.
[At a bar]
Guy: Did it hurt?
Me: What?
G: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.— ᎽᎪᎬᏞ (@elle91) October 12, 2015
8. He’s going to need you to back on up.
Me explaining
My love for my
Dog and how I
Would die for him My dog pic.twitter.com/qy2O9tsJke— 𝔼-𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕦𝕒𝕝ッ (@eemmmmauel) May 28, 2019
7. A poignant commentary on our culture.
Just saw a very stoned young man in the 7/11 look at the selection of chips sadly and say softly “there’s too many of you”
—
Patrick Lenton
(@PatrickLenton) November 10, 2017
6. That’s…that’s an elephant?
Looking in the rear view mirror gave me a freaking heart attack today. My daughter’s elephant mask is nightmare fuel and children are just terrifying. pic.twitter.com/pi9C1U9U6P
— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) July 4, 2018
5. This is just so cute and innocent.
What’s fortnight
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) October 15, 2019
4. *snort*
her: i’m in a sorority
me trying to impress her: *nervous* oh really i’m uh- i’m in a frat
her: is it kappa sig
me: *visibly sweating, has already forgotten what she said* ya im in peppa pig
— harvard graduate (@heelyfanaccount) October 14, 2019
3. I am not happy with this product and no longer want to receive it.
told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"
it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.
— m. diane (@cULTMOTHER) June 11, 2018
2. …your mum?
In 1998 I *begged* my mom to buy me JNCO jeans.
She agreed, but only on the condition we do a photoshoot to prove to my future self how stupid I looked.
Look who's laughing now, mom. pic.twitter.com/guTjRSk31N
— Zach Kornfeld (@korndiddy) December 7, 2018
1. There goes your tip.
my ubereats delivery man decided to be a smart ass…… pic.twitter.com/8MrPM5E5Mv
— ace (@iamalishajo) July 17, 2017
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