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20 Parents Who Pretty Much Gave Up Trying to Win ‘Parent of the Year’

Good parenting doesn’t actually require you to be perfect, it just requires you to be good enough. Raising kids is a LOT of work, so it’s no surprise that we all make some mistakes along the way.

I mean, hey, who wants to win “Parent of the Year” anyway?

1. Yup

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2. An honest mistake

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3. What day is it?

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4. Thanks a lot

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5. Way to go

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6. That’s awkward

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7. Losing my religion

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8. You’re gonna love it

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9. Not even close

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10. So proud

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11. I give up

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12. Sure….

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13. Learn how it’s done

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14. You can do that in jail

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15. Raised by the telly

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16. That’s the way it goes

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17. Could be any day

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18. Dark humor

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19. Sounds like a winner

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20. On the fly

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Well done! Keep up the okay/decent/passable work, parents!

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Check Out the the Weirdest Town Names from Every State in America

I love a good weird name. Back when I was on the road a lot, I once passed a town called “Natchitoches,” and I’ve always regretted not going.

I also once wanted to start a band called “The World” just so we could have a tour that ended in Hell, Michigan – naturally, the tour would have been called “The World’s Goin’ to Hell!”

The folks at Estately put together a great infographic that shows the weirdest town names in each state in the U.S., and there are some absolute doozies on there!

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Alabama: Scratch Ankle

Alaska: Chicken

Arizona: Catfish Paradise

Arkansas: Toad Suck

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California: Mormon Bar

Colorado: Parachute

Connecticut: Moosup

Delaware: Flea Hill

Florida: Spuds

Georgia: Flippen

Hawaii: Volcano

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Idaho: Beer Bottle Crossing

Illinois: Chicken Bristle

Indiana: Santa Claus

Iowa: What Cheer

Kansas: Skiddy

Kentucky: Pig

Louisiana: Water Proof

Maine: Bald Head

Maryland: Accident

Massachusetts: Satan’s Kingdom (pictured below)

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Michigan: Free Soil

Minnesota: Little Canada

Mississippi: Possumneck

Missouri: Frankenstein

Montana: Big Sag

Nebraska: Worms

Nevada: Jackpot

New Hampshire: Dummer

New Jersey: Foul Rift

New Mexico: Pie Town

New York: Handsome Eddy

North Carolina: Why Not

North Dakota: Zap

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Ohio: Dull

Oklahoma: Okay

Oregon: Boring

Pennsylvania: Coupon

Rhode Island: Woonsocket

South Carolina: Coward

South Dakota: Plenty Bears

Tennessee: Smartt

Texas: Ding Dong (pictured below)

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Utah: Nibley

Vermont: Mosquitoville

Virginia: Fries

Washington: Big Bottom

West Virginia: Booger Hole

Wisconsin: Chili

Wyoming: Chugwater

Do you agree with the selection for your state?

By the way, I’m moving to Satan’s Kingdom, Massachusetts.

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15+ of the Greatest Responses to the “Text Your Boyfriend ‘I Want a Baby’” Challenge

All it takes for an article to go viral and a flood of hilarious tweets to follow is something as simple as this:

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And here are the results…

1. Fur baby

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2. Still a baby?

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3. Not rollin’ in the dough

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4. I’m the baby

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5. HE KNOWS

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6. That he can do

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7. Who are you?

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8. Aquaman is pretty cool

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9. Let’s think it over

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10. Now?

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11. Boom!

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12. That’s one way to do it

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13. Hahaha

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14. No, not for lunch

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15. Sounds sketchy

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16. Awwwwww

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17. Not kidding

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18. Don’t let Mom know

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19. No, you’re not

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20. Don’t go elsewhere

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Did you send a text to your hubby or boyfriend? What did they say? Let us know in the comments.

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These Photos of Matching Couples Outfits from the 70s Will Make Your Relationship Seem Inadequate

If I were to pick two words to describe 70s fashion, I’d go with “flamboyant” and “flammable.”

The bright, plastic-based fabrics made this the era of bold, almost outlandish style. It was also the era after the sexual revolution of the 1960s, and women were starting to ditch their skirts and dresses for more masculine styles. Good thing the men back then dressed like peacocks.

Behold, the results:

1. Who wants to look like who, now?

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2. The couple in the foreground is creepy.

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3. His ‘n’ Hers Bicentennial Fashion.

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4. This freewheeling lass wants to dress like two fellows at the same time.

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5. Dude, forget something (your pants)?

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6. Swimwear that looks like another 1970s favorite–Fruit Stripe Gum.

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7. “Oh, darling. Let’s drink piña coladas in the Jacuzzi again tonight.”

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8. Please, please read the copy where it talks about how he is a confident achiever and she makes good choices in men–lolz.

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9. These fashionable train engineers only need some platform shoes to complete their get-ups.

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10. Do you think the honeymoon’s over or just getting started with this collection of His ‘n Hers loungewear?

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Have you ever seen so many tight pants on one page?

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10+ Japanese Inventions That Are Ready to Change Our Lives

Japan is famous for being constantly on the cutting edge of technology. Let’s face it, some of the best inventions are Japanese, whether they’re actually useful, or just kind of ridiculous.

Personally, there are several items on this list that I’d absolutely shell out money for.

1. This thing that dries off your umbrella in a jiffy.

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2. Taxi doors that open automatically.

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3. A phone holder thingy.

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4. Toilet paper wrappers that are covered in useful, informative reading material.

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5. Disposable underwear. For those one-use-only sort of days.

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6. Aluminum cans that consider those who cannot see.

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7. ‘Lonely hearts’ cafes that give you a friend to sit with.

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8. Seats that turn towards the train window.

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9. Straps that carry your coat when you get too warm… omg…

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10. This baby you can mop your floor with.

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11. A fan to blow your noodles for you.

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12. This little fridge that comes to you when you call it.

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13. Butter sticks.

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14. These socks for your chair. Of course.

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Idk about you, but I’m really excited about number 13, and I’d probably like to try the baby on my floors for a day.

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Internet Can’t Stop Laughing at Guy Who Mistook His GF’s Thermometer for a Pregnancy Test

When Izaak Torres of Costa Mesa, California got a text saying “Holy fuck,” from his girlfriend at 4 a.m. in the morning with a photo of a thermometer, he was understandably confused. That confusion may just have led to the “Most Hilarious Mistake Ever.”

His girlfriend, Vanessa Marie, sent him the picture and the text because she was running a 100-degree fever (seen in the photo below).

“I said ‘holy fuck’ because I was so frustrated that it was 4 a.m. and I was dead tired, but I didn’t want to go back to sleep until my fever went down some more,” Vanessa told BuzzFeed News.

Izaak read the text when he woke up briefly at 7 a.m. and he FUH-LIPPED OUT.

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Oh, sweetie.

“I didn’t get his text until I woke up around 11 a.m. and I just died laughing,” Vanessa said.

As for Izaak, he realized his own mistake a couple of hours later when he was fully awake. He says he “felt like a dumb ass” but tried to just keep it moving.

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Still, Vanessa had to share the screenshot on the internet, because who can miss an opportunity to clown their boyfriend in public?

And Izaak got clowned, alright. Roasted, even.

People pointed out that he must have interpreted the reading as “100% pregnant.”

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Which means that if the number had been lower, he’d still have a chance!

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This unborn baby just can’t make up its mind!

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Or perhaps Izaak thought that his girlfriend was having 100 babies?

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One hundred babies is a lot. Even 0.7 fewer babies would be better.

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Either way, this dude clearly is not ready for a baby. Not even 50% of one, probably.

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Which is really fine because neither is Vanessa.

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Luckily the two of them are on the same page and still going strong as a couple. Hopefully, Vanessa is down to a normal temperature by now – 98.6% pregnant.

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You Definitely Need to See These Pictures of Squirrels Eating Things

Squirrels: they’re basically rats, but adorable. They’re pretty much everywhere you go, making the most out of whatever they can get. They’ll eat just about anything under the sun, so here’s a bunch of adorable photos of squirrels doing exactly that.

“Why?” you may ask. To which I respond, “Why not?” Duh.

1. “Paw” lickin’ good

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2. Pick up or delivery?

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3. The Hamburglar

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4. Where’s the syrup?

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5. Doughnut Judge Me

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6. This is what “guac” bottom looks like

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7. Can he get some honey mustard?

8. Caught red-handed

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9. Neato burrito!

10. Let’s taco ’bout it

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11. We all deserve a little whoppie

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You’re welcome!

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10+ Tumblr Stories to Entertain You for the Next Week or So

I freakin’ love Tumblr. For real, it’s pretty much the best place for everything.

Like stories. Tumblr has some of the best stories. I’ve been laughing at these for the past week or so, and I figured I’d share the love with you.

1. Confessions of a pizza driver…

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2. Wait for it…

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3. Grandparents are adorable.

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Seriously tho, about that mac and chee….

4. I’m crying too tbh

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5. This kid is goin places.

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6. The most powerful f*cking child in the universe.

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7. OMG. LEGENDARY. (STEALING)

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8. ‘I am afraid…’

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9. You can potty train a goat?? Oh…

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10. Revenge is suh-WEET

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11. Not-Jason is my kinda dude.

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12. Ugh small talk is the worst

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13. Well that escalated quickly.

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14. ROBIN HOOD LIVES AMONG US

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Well, it’s been grand. See you in a week when you come back for more… ?

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10+ You’ve Definitely Thought About but Would Never Admit

I’ll admit it: I’m definitely guilty of having thought about most of these at least once. Then again, I’m a pretty open guy.

Most people, however, tend to keep their weirdness hidden away. These are the kinds of thoughts most of us would never admit to, because then people might see you in a different (and potentially negative) light.

1. Oooh stealing

2. Yarp

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3. Same

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4. Me

5. A happy ending

6. GO ON…

7. Of course

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8. Don’t we all

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9. Omg me too

10. Uhhh…

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11. YES YES I DO

12. Only every day

13. Really tho?

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14. Also me

I feel more empowered already! Let’s go do so many things with our new, shared, unstoppable knowledge!

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Dictionary.com Wrecks Transphobic Celebrity Who Insisted “They” Can’t Be a Singular Pronoun

Generally speaking, you wouldn’t think that Dictionary.com had a particularly exciting presence online. I mean, sure, everyone knows to go visit them when they need a definition for a word, but I never thought I’d consider their Twitter account a must-follow, and yet here we are.

One reason I’d make such a recommendation? Well, let’s take what happened when notoriously controversial actor James Woods recently put out a not-so-subtly transphobic tweet about gender pronouns.

Woods essentially argued that “they” can only be used as a plural pronoun, and that using it as a singular pronoun is just an invention of “hare-brained liberals.”

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Well… it wasn’t long before Dictionary.com stepped in to drop some knowledge:

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Boom!

This is hardly Dictionary.com’s first foray into the realm of trolling bigots. They’ve used their extensive knowledge of the English language to serve up tasty burns to all sorts of people. Like Vice President Mike Pence…

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The word, by the way, is “sycophant.”

And of course, being the lovable language nerds that they are, they couldn’t let the president slide for his misspelling of the word “collusion.”

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Generally speaking, any time the president needs to learn some new words, Dictionary.com is there with a helpful suggestion.

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Dear Dictionary.com,

Please, never stop being who you are. Thanks.

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