There’s way too much good stuff happening on Twitter to keep up with it all. Luckily there are plenty of compilations out there of some of the best stuff that floats to the surface. Twitter itself has stated in the past that an astounding 500 million tweets are sent per day, and I’ve got like – an hour lunch break, so I need to be a little selective.
This particular round up features some of the latest funny tweets from the women of Twitter, across a broad spectrum of humor styles. Scroll through and have a laugh.
10. Coming to a house very near you
WHEN I WAS 10 I MADE AN IMOVIE TRAILER FOR MY PARENTS DIVORCE AND I JUST FOUND IT???
pic.twitter.com/eVJkosgOBX
— victoria (@filmtrashed) March 3, 2020
9. “funny”
men ???? pic.twitter.com/beVUcT5xHT
— abi (@abishenton) March 1, 2020
8. Hey, we gotta protect ourselves
I was sent to a Costco to see if people are stocking up (even though health officials say itโs not necessary) in case COVID-19 gets more serious here. This guy came out of the store with 16 boxes of condoms and a big jar of coconut oil. We all have priorities. pic.twitter.com/C3edUsgZzH
— Jill Bennett (@jillreports) February 29, 2020
7. Kanye West ft. Kanye West
kanye: sing these lyrics
estelle: i donโt want to i donโt think we should include this in the song
kanye: i said sing the fucking lyrics
estelle:
estelle: fine ……… ๐ช ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ต ๐ต๐ฉ๐ช๐ด 5 ๐ง๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ต 7 ๐จ๐ถ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฐโ๐ด ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต ๐ฎ๐บ ๐ต๐บ๐ฑ๐ฆ
— qua-ryn-tined (@onlineryn) March 6, 2020
6. Why so relatable?
my sister finally saw the joker and thought it starred the dad from modern family the entire time i- pic.twitter.com/IaDk2wRPaI
— ๐ค (@padmestrap) March 1, 2020
5. Disney+ probably won’t touch this
Itโs time to see 30 year old Lizzie RUNNING to the Walgreens at 1:00am to buy protection because Ethan is coming over after ghosting her for 2 years. We hate to see it, but itโs time https://t.co/mpGs5pIHwA
— Nat(AHT-AHT)sha Oladokun
(@NatashaOladokun) February 29, 2020
4. SO dirty…
Authority figures talking about how face touching is so dangerous and unclean. Like, are you TRYING to make it my new fetish?
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) March 5, 2020
3. Line up alphabetically by height
Why donโt planes board by seat number??? Could be so simple instead itโs like 5000 insane groups โnow boarding those with brown hair next up those who DO not eat fishโ
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 1, 2020
2. 4 Real
2 x 2 talking to 2 + 2pic.twitter.com/HM73U6iYcy
— um (@pIayinggames) March 5, 2020
1. If the glove doesn’t fit…
Of all people.. Iโd expect you to have some gloves. https://t.co/6oMyggOXyK
— Toni (@TMN3218) March 6, 2020
Great, just 499,999,990 tweets to go and I’ll be all caught up for the day. I should probably hydrate.
Who are your favorite funny women to follow on Twitter?
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